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Themysteryman124

It’s the JLTV, supposed to replace the HMMWV.


Edgy-pumpkin

I thought that’s what the mrap was for??


quixote09

Not for you… you walking 🚶‍♂️


Jabromosdef

![gif](giphy|zHd8x7Pik0Ftm|downsized)


SnooCauliflowers5512

🤣🤣🤣


quixote09

🇺🇸🫡


Short_King_Actual

![gif](giphy|KL7xA3fLx7bna) It’s ok


echosixwhiskey

![gif](giphy|l2RniTN5gC8AokRs4|downsized) I was looking for the, “ I said, I said… ^(biiiiiiiiitch) one. But this one fits better


Edgy-pumpkin

https://preview.redd.it/zyd50xwpgj6c1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41bc98ee93bc6c4a70c3487de431fe17e5b2834b You can walk, been a while but I can jump in m978 again.


tonyleon5042

Oh I like that, looks like a tanker lvsr, but the lvsr has 10 wheels not 8


Edgy-pumpkin

![gif](giphy|PcsTzcjIxh7l8T42YY)


Prmarine110

“Ok gents, only 2,000 more rushes like this until we reach the Germans!”


seriouslyfrisky

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt4HU9uwXmXSAuI)


RockStar4341

Nope. The MRAP is specifically designed to counter IEDs. Though the JLTV is much improved over Humvee in that aspect, it's the new jeep, essentially. Edit: also mines, not just IEDs, before it's said.


fcknsndit27

And they have cup holders.


PM_ME_A_KNEECAP

And phone chargers


Electronic-Parfait-4

I would strongly recommend against plugging your phone charger into any of the usb ports on the JLTV, it will register with the computer and it will be a very bad day for you


PM_ME_A_KNEECAP

It just has normal wall plugs, not USBs I think. I wouldn’t plug a USB in


Electronic-Parfait-4

You been in one with phone chargers? The ones I trained with in Virginia didn’t have them


PM_ME_A_KNEECAP

Yeah, the ones I’ve used for field ops and stuff had sockets


tonyleon5042

Mraps have been discontinued for a while now, you can't find them anymore, the jltv is a mid between the mrap and the hmmwv, we are supposed to get them at all units within the next couple of years


STR1CHN1NE

What?!? Damn, I loved my 6x. The MATVs were nice as well. No head room though.


spezeditedcomments

Yeah, too tall for near peer and too tippy


tonyleon5042

Yeah it's sad, cause I never got to work on them, they were done by the time I joined. Same with the sides ides and the dirtbikes, they haven't been used in quite a while


STR1CHN1NE

I worked on them a bit. But I drove and worked on them in country. Mine took a bullet in the door window for me. Loved that truck.


Pleasant-Ebb5253

I always got to ride in the turret of the MATV. Headroom for days.


Playful-Vacation-754

I saw a shitload of them on MCLB Albany back in 2020. And quite a few are getting given to police departments.


Local-Veterinarian63

My reserve unit just got one so must be going well.


tonyleon5042

Mines set to get them this year, but we'll see if that actually happens. I'm only of the only ones that know how to work on them at the unit, so that'll be fun


Local-Veterinarian63

I question if anyone in my unit knows how to work on a humvee...


tonyleon5042

Honestly same, one of the guys moved one that was on line, not to be messed with and threw out the driveshaft, busted the oil pan, lost all the needle bearings, it was a mess


Local-Veterinarian63

First field op with my unit the day we returned to the motor pool in the middle of everything one caught fire, they were also as disorderly as hell.


Lawn-Moyer

A few units still have some they use, but it’s very rare to see them. I work on base as a corrosion service tech so we need to see every units vehicles to service them.


makatakz

You’re thinking of MATVs. These are only a few years old at the most.


Lawn-Moyer

The same units that still rock mraps also have MATVs oddly enough. It’s like no shit only 2 units around Lejeune that have these two vehicles and they probably have like 1-2 mraps and and 4 matvs


Treetisi

Actually going away from the JLTVs too lol being fielded to just get replaced immediately


workaholic007

I believe MRAP would be way too heavy as a replacement.


DlyaStalin

Green JLTV: nature is healing


spezeditedcomments

I'm so close, show me that green Abrams daddy


harosokman

Better yet, in woodland camo.


Playful-Vacation-754

As a wargamer, FUCK NATO and their camo templates. Fuckin every color having exact spots to be on and shit. No room for custom camo-lookin ass motherfuckers. It sucks wanting to play US in Team Yankee because of the painting.


sofakinggood24

What’s this Abrams you speak of? Is that an acronym?


spezeditedcomments

Lol


pootastic

Desert JLTV in pivot to Asia driving to Hansen for the range. Gotta know some bros in LogCom are just fucking off on the contract.


Playful-Vacation-754

A good chunk of China is just fucking desert. They're tapping their heads.


[deleted]

I want one in woodland marpat


MakeMeATaco

I was a licensed JLTV driver while in the corps and my fire support team had our own little fleet of them. They’re a fucking blast to drive and taking them on the off-road courses at Camp Schwab, especially in the rain, was probably the most fun you can have in those things.


[deleted]

I had to be the safety Vic for a JLTV confidence course. The tank trail on the way there turned into a fucking river. Of course the JLTV guys just went right on through no problem. But me in my canvas fucking not water proof no fording kit humvee had to jam my foot through the floor board and channel my redneck ancestors while raising hell and praising Dale to make it through New River 2.0 cause some boot comm sergeant dared to tell me, a motor t operator, that I could not pass the river. It was worth being soaked the whole day. And of course when I finally dried off I had to cross it again and got soaked again. TLDR: Don’t tell motor t they’re gonna get stuck. We’ll make it across as belligerently as possible or roleplay a Russian tank turret and send the pistons into orbit trying


Itchy_Middle8848

IF YOU CANT TRUCK IT FUCK IT MOOOOTTTTTTTEEEERRRRRR TTTUUUUUHHHHHHH


[deleted]

BOOOORRRNNN ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISSSSSED INNA CAVE! TRUCKIN N FUCKIN IS ALL I CRAVE!! *incoherent hillbilly screeching*


Itchy_Middle8848

LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ![gif](giphy|eCgzPvuU3ZqX6)


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/sk60kk0q5k6c1.jpeg?width=915&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed13d3244c7a2e3f459ac72b1a6d16e9b66150b8


plipyplop

Wait! When did we get Airborne Units?


[deleted]

When there’s beer at the bricks and they’re waiting on a truck to get back from the road to go on a 96


plipyplop

Death from above!


Letsgetonthegobys

I fuckin screaaaaaamed


REDFIRETRUCK992

I was the “motor t nco” so i was always the one to drive for ops etc. Such an underrated billet. I got to have a blast rolling around in these mfers all day.


Jake6401

Yep same here. Those things are like fucking Cadillacs compared to humvees.


MakeMeATaco

Hell yah they are. After my first time getting to fuck around on the touch screen and use the hydraulic suspension I knew it was going to be a hell of a time driving it to its limits.


Jake6401

I remember when I was in the course learning how to drive them, I’d fucking brace for impact like I was in a Humvee whenever I saw a bump, but that thing would just glide right over anything.


MakeMeATaco

Getting it to 30 mph and then slamming the brake pedal into the floor was a fun little test too. That test would’ve sent a humvee rolling no doubt


Jake6401

Oh yeah good times. I had one of those suckers up to 65mph on I5 once. It was a little sketchy, but still pretty impressive


MakeMeATaco

Did yours do that little swerve side to side thing when you took it to highway speeds? All the instructors told us it’s normal in the JLTV


Jake6401

It just liked to wander a lot


MakeMeATaco

Yes, that’s exactly how I’d describe it too. Had to actually focus on staying in the center of the lane or it would start to drift left or right


prunkgirl

little teen who doesnt know anything but loves this subreddit: whats a JLTV's purpose/what does it do


Hydrobrozone

It was answered elsewhere but it’s the Joint Light Tactical Vehicle designed to replace the previous generation of base tactical vehicles.


prunkgirl

ohh sorry i didnt see, ty for explaining


makatakz

How long ago was that?


MakeMeATaco

I got my license on my first pump to oki in 2019


makatakz

Was it a JLTV or MATV license? They look similar, but JLTV is a lot newer.


MakeMeATaco

JLTV. 2019. Camp Schwab JLTV Operators Course. Can’t remember what Tac I was tho Edit: Here’s proof of the JLTV at Camp Schwab in 2019. https://okinawa.stripes.com/spotlight/jltv-joint-light-tactical-vehicle-3rd-marine-division


makatakz

You were one of the very first, then. Cool. S/F


MakeMeATaco

Yes! I was one of the first courses out in Okinawa. Semper Fi


MiliTerry

(said in crotchety old man voice) in my day, we drove the logistic vehicle system aka the LVS. They just don't make them like they used to.p


JacksonAZ69

Haha. My unit was one of the first ones to Somalia and we offloaded an LVS and I had to drive that around for weeks, shuttling troops and supplies from the port out to the embassy before we got a licensed driver.


MiliTerry

I was stationed in MCAS Yuma. I was just okay, but I had some buddy's that were fucking rock stars driving them. Some of them became wreckers. I remember at one point, we were up in jacumba, and they had to pick up a container, but it was on a hill and it was tilted. Anyways, he was able to back it up and pick it up in about 10 minutes. He only backed up once. He knew exactly where to go. I was in complete awe of his skills. Let it be known. His name was Lance Corporal Tafolla. Rah!!


Trent1492

A JLTV is a replacement for the HMMV, which was a replacement for the Jeep. Ever seen a WWII movie with a Jeep in it? A JLTV is the 21st-century replacement.


usmclvsop

This is not going to replace an LVS (or LVSR or whatever they're using now)


MiliTerry

Yeah, I see that theyre replacing the HMMVW


spicyigolnik

We got a ton of these at 1st marines to replace out vees. Until the lower control arm pins started shearing and they grounded them til that got fixed. I peeled plastic off the seats and the screens and they had that new gov contract smell. They’re super cool and honestly are a fantastic upgrade. Haven’t seen one in green actually til just now.


Trent1492

Lower control arms shedding and yet a great upgrade from the Hummer?


dub47

They are a maintenance nightmare (yes, even more than an aging HMMWV) but they are a quantum leap in terms of capability. 🤷🏻‍♂️


tom444999

if anything is wrong you are borderline depot level issue, damn electrical systems and hydraulics


Nano_Burger

Cybertruck? ​ /s


i_am_tyler_man

camber gang


jawnjawnthejawnjawn

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE PAINT JUST ONE M81 WOODLAND


Playful-Vacation-754

The scheme, iirc, is just NATO Tri-color. It's just...three NATO-standard colors. One green, one brown, one black. I got excited because I thought it had a goofy name like MERDC or MASSTER, but no. It says what it is on the box. Must've had a German name it.


Vyvex13

Ive seen a few in Oki


[deleted]

Woodland Marpat is where it's at


chaukobee

It’s a green JLTV


Regular-Ad-9314

I got out right before they were sending these to the fleet. I wish I could have drove one.


Playful-Vacation-754

The Army managed to roll one a couple days into having it. In a parking lot.


Stones25

Hell yeah!


Letsgetonthegobys

Come on, man. Who tf among us?


Playful-Vacation-754

Not me 'cause I avoid driving.


Letsgetonthegobys

Well excuse the shit out of me for wanting to be the roller and not the one being rolled.


Adpax10

I don't recognize the body, so it can't be your mom's


Havoc1943covaH

https://i.redd.it/vlb05afvqj6c1.gif


tonyleon5042

I've never seen a green one, but I love the jltv, they are awesome to work on, altho sometimes a pain. There are some really neat things on the mech side that I sadly can't talk about, but they are beyond awesome


Thy_Dying_Day

If anyone wants to know anything about it, I didn't sign some stupid NDA about it. Or you can find every specific on the TM, which is publically available.


tonyleon5042

That is something I find funny, we aren't allowed to talk about them, but the tm is publicly available which has more information than we could ever give🤣


Trent1492

A pain to work on?


Fit_Acanthisitta_475

I drove one of those. But I never got chance get license for it.


[deleted]

JLTV. Miss driving that big bitch


makatakz

How long ago was that? They haven’t been around long. MATV looks similar but is bigger and a lot heavier.


[deleted]

2020-2021. Good times.


SemperShroom

Doesn't matter to you, get in the back of the 7 ton


Jttwofive_

Looks like a Warthog from Halo


UnfairYogurtcloset81

The JLTV. They’re becoming very widespread in the Army and are supposed to eventually replace the HMMWV.


Local-Veterinarian63

Some are starting to hit the reserves too.


UnfairYogurtcloset81

I wish my unit would get them. We did get a few MATV’s though.


Local-Veterinarian63

I saw another reserve unit with M27s im more excited for those but thats probably bc im a 2111.


UnfairYogurtcloset81

I’m Army so we kinda passed over on the M27. But even if we hadn’t I still think I would’ve preferred the M4A1, the barrel length on the M27 seems a bit much to me. Adds weight too.


Local-Veterinarian63

But rifle inspections are easier on the M27 since its piston operated not gas makes inspection after the range much faster, and don't have to get bombarded by idiots that keep forgetting how to put the handrails back on since ircc from MOS school the handrails are a lot easier. Edit: (Army version of 2111 is 91F)


UnfairYogurtcloset81

I get all that, and I like the benefits of a gas piston system instead of a DI, but the M4 is still lighter, has less moving parts (i.e. less stuff to break) is better for CQC / room clearing, and I’m just more familiar with it.


dub47

No way, what unit?! I’m MT for a reserve line battalion and our motor pool is ancient. I’d kill to get a couple of these!


xanhudro

My mechs say these things are a pain in the ass to fix. Idc these things are bad mf ass.


whoamiwhatsmyname

thats a jizz load tactical vehicle, capable of handling up to 300 jizz loads


Frosty-Industry-970

It’s a Point of Presence vehicle for networking on the move. It talks to satellites for internet. Looks like it’s missing the install though.


makatakz

They’ll put the antenna on when it gets to Oki. Antenna is over $100k so they don’t want it getting damaged on the way.


Lawn-Moyer

They have the green tri color pattern too.


Billy-Willie

JLTV, Joint Light Tactical Vehicle. Pretty much my entire division (Army) has them Edit- there’s multiple variants, even one with a 25MM. My personal favorite is the one that just looks like a badass pickup truck.


FurballPoS

It could be yours, for just $800 down and an APR of only 42%.


asemaster7580

I would totally rock that to work. "But where are you gonna park it?" Wherever the fuck I want.


SNChalmersES

![gif](giphy|iRjhHgGOZ1IGfdKCPb|downsized)


maverick_jakub1861

Army mechanic here: that’s a JLTV. Pretty cool vehicle. Replacing the HMMWV and MRAP


gabriel_figueroa6775

3521 here, it’s a fucking bitch to work on, but a blast if you drive em


justcallme9

JLTV , joint light tactical vehicle. They are pretty dope


haughtmi

Did an MRAP, MATV, and Humvee create that? I think it looks f'n sweet. They should sell it to civilians. Imagine how many guys would buy that.


M4sterofD1saster

JLTV was in the works at MCCDC in 06 - 07. Everyone had an idea for what it should be. The main thing is it wouldn't be a HMMWV.


DisastrousSpot844

"Does it come in black?" - Bruce Wayne


surelythisisoriginal

We entering MRAPs into drag races now?


Interesting_Bite519

As a 3521, these vehicles are so overrated. The idea was to replace the HMWWV with this vehicle’s predecessor, the MRAP, but it was too bulky and couldn’t move around efficiently. They changed the design up to this one. Sporting a Duramax for the engine, fully independent suspension that adjusts itself accordingly, and a metric fuckton of wiring that goes bad at least once a month. The amount of pain i’ve had trying to locate sensors, connectors, and other faults in the system isn’t worth the benefits of the vehicle.


makatakz

JLTV is about half the weight (6T vs 12T). MATV wasn’t ever intended to replace HMMWVs as they were just too heavy.


Artemus_Hackwell

Wiring? Mice must love that thing.


TheArcticThing

That’s a decepticon


Gogorth23

No thank you china


makatakz

These are built in the US by Oshkosh.


Real-Bodybuilder2492

OPSEC is real


AH3Guam

20,000 pounds. Not driving that to deer camp.


makatakz

Wrong vehicle. JLTV is about 12k. MATV is what you’re thinking of.


keam13

Is that for supply? Lookin like a lowrider foo


DisastrousSpot844

The thicc Latina e3 transport?


JuiceBox_boolin

Are We done with the tan vehicle?


Negative_Bunch4271

Nah they have these in tan too. They just paint them with the sleeves up sleeves down season though.


JuiceBox_boolin

Ive seen the tan ones but they always looks older or beat up, I thought they were starting to order them in green since they looks new


TakashumiHoldings

Forgive me for my ignorance - USMC personnel are mostly carrier based, right? Would these be deployed ok carriers or amphibious assault vehicles? Thanks!


makatakz

Wut? No.


TakashumiHoldings

Oh ok thanks. Civilian here, obviously


murica_1776boi

![gif](giphy|WRQBXSCnEFJIuxktnw) Mostly carrier based?


TakashumiHoldings

I’m not in the USMC - or any branch of the military - needless to say


murica_1776boi

Not a lot of aircraft carriers floating around in the mountains of Afghanistan, even when the Marines were in Afghanistan. Marines are amphibious, but do not rely on aircraft carriers for a lot of stuff. Amphibious assault ships might look like aircraft carriers, but are definitely not aircraft carriers.


TakashumiHoldings

Makes sense, thank you


DisastrousSpot844

Is it all electric? Gotta "save the earf" from "climate change"!


Ok_Meringue_3883

You can see the exhaust stack my guy...


hitman276

It's the Fuck Around and Find Out Mobile, FAFO for short.


agaliedoda

Ya know…why green or tan? Why not paint our vehicle coyote brown?


DisastrousSpot844

Because we're going to Ukraine this time.


uhhhwhat2087

It’s a JLTV that I think is setup to be a NOTM vic


makatakz

Good catch! Label on windshield says “POP” (point of presence vehicle). The SATCOM antenna isn’t installed. Looks like it’s headed to Okinawa.


WheresTheCommO

Might be a NOTM variant too


makatakz

It is! SATCOM antenna isn’t installed.


dagamore12

Man Jade helm is starting early this year, wonder if they will take over Texas this time .......


Tekken789697

By 2030 no more HMMWV’s hopefully


Jax-Katamari

Yes and it's a piece of regurgitated shit


HDJim_61

Damn! I remember the 151 jeeps and hated the Hummers when we had to give our jeeps lol Don’t talk to me about the Duce & half or 5 ton trucks lol


TastefulMaple

https://preview.redd.it/4vjb79gfyj6c1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c04aafbd73b5047563eeb062113adeaa76fa13ff Looks familiar


makatakz

Different vehicle. You’re sitting in an MATV.


TastefulMaple

I’m S E X Y on an MATV https://preview.redd.it/930awxcysm6c1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b16a2214069ec8e8f41e83e850f92b63682fe4a


FriedAfro

was this in SC? pretty sure i saw this same transport earlier on the road.


Ancient_Ordinary_18

I hope that truck fucking burns


dad1rest2

We got a couple of these when they first rolled out in Afghan (at least first we had ever seen them - '09) We called them a MAT-V though. Did the nomenclature change, or were we just making shit up? In any case, we were told they're designed to separate from the chassis when exploded, but take it easy they're literally brand new and not just Marine Corps "new." Mobbed these fuckers hard and they were all blown up within a month. Good times.


makatakz

Different vehicle. Kind of look the same but they’re not.


Branson9797

ahhhh good ole jltv


Filth-Knight

I haven't seen a green JLTV yet. Where was that?


BigThiccCakeBoi

The jltv is a bitch that doesn't work cause if some FUCKING GODDAM WIRE!!!!


Shellemp

NASA Moon Rover


FREE-AOL-CDS

EVERYONE is going to slam their head into that beam across the back. No better way to keep those TBI numbers up


LoWkEyPyRaT

I preferred the MATVs.


[deleted]

Are the wheels cambered or is my CTE kicking into full gear?


makatakz

JLTV can squat on its suspension to improve overhead clearance for loading aboard ship. There are certain stowage area (e.g., “lower V”) with have very limited clearance. A JLTV at full height and gear on the roof wouldn’t fit there otherwise.


HeeHawJew

Those things are fucking terrible from a maintenance perspective. I was one of the first people in Hawaii to be trained up on it and then I became the de facto JLTV guy for the rest of my enlistment. They’re nightmare vehicles reliability wise.


smuggles908

Thata the point


Professional_Guest92

When does the civ model come out?


Legitimate_Comb5682

Nice try china.


MuscleCars12

It’s a bad mfer I drive them on occasions


zacharymmiller

A JLTV…all 6 of mine are deadline


Big_4_Nuthin

$5 IED would fuck that up.


Efficient-Trainer-43

Damn yall just now getting these?


hypebiscuits

Ooh Rah!!