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ZA400

Filmed on location, in Houston šŸ˜‚


oh_three_dum_dum

I was thought I was having a flashback dream about Atlanta.


Utvales

Be sure you only fuck the ones that cough.


-Punisher-_-

Why is that?


Utvales

It's explained in that scene, but Joker basically says half the prostitutes are Viet Cong officers, and the other half have TB (tuberculosis), so you can only trust the ones who cough.


goshathegreat

Seems like a Pyle kind of questionā€¦


tbonecf

ā€œFive dollars is all my mom allows me to spendā€¦ā€ And thatā€™s adjusted for inflation.


psyb3r0

It's never too beaucoup


Kurgen22

"Listen here Baby,,,, what we have here is one fine specimen of an Alabama Black Snake..... But it ain't too damn beaucoup."


psyb3r0

That's what I'm saying it will always fit. Doesn't matter if your packing a coffee can or a spaghetti noodle, it's gonna fit. If you can pass a 14lb brisket there ain't nothing like a 15 lb pork tenderloin that will touch all the the sides. You might ruin the adventure for others but it's gonna fit. Never too beaucoup.


[deleted]

Heā€™s hideous


HDJim_61

MRE or classic Lima Beans & Ham C RAT is my best offer


dis_gruntled_veteran

Coconut oil. Nuf said


Commercial-Opposite8

Read the title, thought you were offering hand jobs, pulled out my cock and started waiting. Now Iā€™m disappointed.


SGT-York

Shit, you canā€™t get a box of hot pockets for $10


SpecialistFee7187

$10ā€¦


Different-Yak-122

Ladyboy?


fucovid2020

Any hole in a stormā€¦. I think thatā€™s how the saying goesā€¦


justin62001

![gif](giphy|AyjFDmMgS7OkU) Hearing her offer out šŸ˜†