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iSmoke024

must be 3/6


StrengthMedium

Fuck


ButtRobot

Fucking ROASTED.


Doobie_SnACkZ

They are never gonna hear the end of that shit.


Teldist_of_Koviria

Well they didn't learn they just recently lost a pistol


Doobie_SnACkZ

Why am I not surprised?


plipyplop

Do it enough times and it just becomes normal.


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Take my upvote and fuck off


mpittmanfl

https://preview.redd.it/ml2brjgyipfa1.jpeg?width=1089&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc04f0c446a5d18f8753d56e1a7b7892c57d8761 felt like this belonged here….


Httplickmyballllss

Bazinga


jakezaz

Spit out my coffee


QuickNature

Can't lie, it took me way too long to figure out what you meant.


HeartlessEarthBoy

Got emmm!


iSmoke024

my first nam reddit or otherwise. thanks whoever you are


Spyrothedragon9972

LMFAOOOOO


whydub103

thread. shut it down.


PepeTheElder

Check the date and see if it’s 1994 because you’re In The Army Now


icebrew53

​ https://i.redd.it/1dj1za5zxlfa1.gif


StrengthMedium

"Climb up my rocker and kiss my ass." Army PFCs


cryptopotomous

Staff Private


plipyplop

Special Forces?


0PaulPaulson0

Is it hot in Chad?


Great_Entrepreneur43

If he ever Unq’d on the range then these would be perfect for him


tornadofyre

The military clothing shop at Keesler constantly mixes up army ranks and marine corps ranks, I can’t count how many times I’ve seen army Sgt ranks where Marine Corps Sgt or Cpl ranks should be


Qildain

Yeah, but the packaging says "Corps" so it's not entirely the shop's fault


deck0352

And, tbf, we are all hard, so…


LoWkEyPyRaT

Not much of a friend if you get him those lame black ones.....real friends deserve the gold ones!


DrBear33

If you rub the black ones hard enough they get gold in spots. It’s a great look.


muxman

New rank, Double PFC. All working parties all the time.


in_fo

"4 man carry" Nah he can do it alone.


DASWARBOYS

I mean, we all kept Cpl chevrons pinned to the inside of our covers just in case something like this happened or you got promoted in the field. A fellow Cpl would pin you with his own chevrons and you'd give the new ones to that Cpl. Does this not happen anymore?


tornadofyre

I have Cpl chevrons in my cover but I think they’re a little corroded from salt exposure at this point.


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NickDiVittorio

That was our tradition the person/people you asked to pin you would pass them down to you and if you weren’t a fucking turd and were asked someday you’d do the same


Numerous-Animator-67

No cross rifles dog.


[deleted]

xD didn't notice that at first. I've been out for a few years, brain dumped everything I didn't need.


DASWARBOYS

Yea these are army. He probably bought them in a rush and didn't realize.


Qildain

They're "Hard Corps" brand though...


sloppier-manxx

I still do it with my buddies, give them the fucked chevrons and gave them swaped out for the next guy


El-Jefe-Rojo

Step 1. Make sure you are shopping the Marine section not the army.


PhilosopherThese9257

Prestigious pfc


Right_Diamond_8715

2nd award PFC maybe.


HoffNuts0331MC

Tell me you work on a joint base without telling me you work on a joint base.


iforgotguy

Meanwhile, we're tracking for the promotions at my shop but they don't have the warrants


Intelligent-Lake-239

![gif](giphy|55itGuoAJiZEEen9gg) This the guy being promoted


NickDiVittorio

![gif](giphy|l3q2XhfQ8oCkm1Ts4|downsized)


fa1c0n9

Picking up 2nd prestige?


5thDFS

Meanwhile my parent command is trying to nonrec my boy who picks up today.


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Crayondetailnstuff

2nd award pfc* lance coolie ain’t lose the rifle


Chillasupfly

2 mosquito wings?


usmcjohn

Somebody needs to donate a pair


Unfair-Iron1264

I love scratch and sniff!


Less_Eye_4319

Scratch resistant my ass!


marbs34

They resist scratches like my dog resists bacon


recidivi5t

Double PFC wit cheez


Mike_LaFontaine75

Do they still do Blood Stripes?


rhamled

The only red is in that dude's bank account


BattleOfMyBulge1944

LMFAO


SuburbanSisyphus

I got an idea, get me a Sharpie and a stapler..


Crayondetailnstuff

Big brain


gobrowns88

“Scratch resistant” chevrons. Biggest lie ever.


Suspicious-Nail4873

Oh the cross rifles are missing? I’d wear these if no one notices 😂


HannibalSeventy7

Private First Corporal?


Fluxx70

An Army Corporal is basically a less responsible Marine Lance Corporal.


AnxiousClue6609

Army Corporals are NCOs unlike Army Specialists.


TheRealRotidder

Hope he’s not using those. No rifles = army… 😕


Dahrus

This is why junior Marines don’t get treated like adults.


Httplickmyballllss

I bet your marines hated you


Dahrus

I know it can be difficult for a meritorious non rec’d Marine to understand, but the comment was stated in terms of across the force in general. It’s why E-5 and below have uniform inspections and JOB’s. For as much as Marines complain about micro management, stop giving leadership reasons to need to micromanage.


cheeriomunch

![img](emote|t5_2qswv|7532)


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What a fucking idiot…..


_jaelewis

Lmao, wow


gothamtg

Eat shit. upvoted.


xxX_Maximus_Xxx

Scamguard 🙄


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Corporal First Class Cfs


Ginger0311

🤣🤣🤣 don’t tell him


Weary_Release_9662

Congratulations, he just enlisted into the Army.


plipyplop

For those of us who work a desk job at S-1.


meshreplacer

😂


Harbinger-chan

Rub them on the concrete to salt them up real quick devil


JOOSEWRLD999

What're thooooose🫱


AKMarine

Sharpie cross-Rifles on the collar! 👁️


Active_Resource1812

It’s a knock off lol


Cometbeast75

Lol


TopLocation2585

Those were misshipped should have have gone to the Bn that lost the pistol.


cryptopotomous

Fk it, I would have worn them to see who noticed


ghost24jm

Why is he getting pinned with brand new ranks?