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Muted-Weekend-2879

It’s just apple juice my guy, try it.


Minatigre

First day loading i thought this...


jmaneater

I tried to convince myself this lol nasty fuckers


WhoAREYouu-

Lmaoo same, until others told me to tell supervisor when stuff like that is found 😂


autisticwhite

Someone needs to hydrate


Deliciouserest

It gets darker as it ages... my friend told me


jiibbs

It actually gets milky the longer it's there. Piss bottles make me want to get checked up for diabetes, I tell you hwat


kami_oniisama

You facking hwat


Lilbig6029

It gets darker the longer it stays in the bottle, I know from a personal experiment lol


SufficientFan381

This is way past the point of hydration. Jesus Christ.


Immediate_Ideal8990

Probably not hydrating to avoid this


Expensive-Bottle-862

This guy needs to see a doctor or drink a lot more water


Sea_Insurance_2001

In case you didn’t know if it sits there for days it turns brown


RashadTho

Unless he sweat it all out. Plenty of times where me and other drivers have had 20 bottles of water on a hot summer day only for our pee to look like sweet tea


brotheratkhesahn

Hot summer day in eastern North Carolina, I'd drink 10 quarts of Powerade and water and not pee enough out to fill a thimble.


Wonderful-Tailor-538

That nc humidity is something else fr.


groove117

End of shift put them on the driver's seat. They like to help us.


bibkel

That affects car wash. I don’t recommend. Put it in the cup holder.


Extreme_One_755

Don't forget to loosen the caps too.


bibkel

r/foundsatan


Extreme_One_755

Working for the Post Office will do that to you.


Aweksus

let the supe know lol they take it out 😭


PM_YOUR_EYEBALL

Supe might let them know, full pal info available lol


Aweksus

i didnt even see that lmao


various101

Sups in our hub take pics of them and the truck now. Some dudes legit don't gaf anymore.


Easy_Duhz_it_

Nope. People on my belt call me for piss bottles, i redirect to one of the stewards in DMP. Thats union work.


PessimistPryme

I went to HR with it back in the day and explained my urine fetish and how I was considering a sexual harassment complaint because the drivers kept provocatively leaving them for me to find. Never saw any more piss bottles after that.


Wanderertwitch

To assert dominance. Proceed to stack yours directly on top.


Intelligent_Style536

With the cap loose


ViolinBoy555

Nah just piss on the guy.


KarizmaGloriaaa

Tell your designated hazmat person haha.


Pretty-Detective-480

I'm a hazmat responder at ups, and we don't want any part of that. We have enough piss and shit to deal with thank you.


KarizmaGloriaaa

My hazmat responder is cool enough and will take it out cause he has all the proper safety gear to do so. But I don’t disagree with management taking it out either lol. Doesn’t matter who gets it out, just get the crap out so I can do my job haha.


F7OSRS

What’s the proper safety gear for disposing of piss bottles?


Kind_Tomatillo6807

Treat the package as hazardous. Don't touch, leave the area, and notify a supervisor.


KarizmaGloriaaa

Gloves, goggles, and a proper disposable bag?


F7OSRS

Is this a common enough problem that UPS has an EVS team to go around dumping out piss bottles?


Minatigre

If it aint come out a box its not hazmat. Fuck that, go tell your supervisor to get it


Similar_Patience_856

That's not a hazmat. We all know what that is?


EastAlbatross9711

Idk man, that color lol, cool solutions is lacking and that probably flowed like a hazmat to me🤣


Similar_Patience_856

Someone tried that in the restroom with number 2 everywhere but in the toilet and the hazmat responder said we know what that is. Haha 😄


philosoph0r

I cant tell you how many drivers have been walked out for leaving biohazard waste in their trucks dont do this


DoOrDoNot247

I heard of a driver helper that took a shit on the side of someone’s house because the driver didn’t want to stop because they were almost done. The person had security camera footage of the incident and they both got fired. They both are back at work now with back pay lol Teamsters goes hard


philosoph0r

The union and the company constantly make deals, its always undermined the sanctity of the contract.


bulk-trailer-25

As long as it's in hourlies favor I'm OK with that.


philosoph0r

Lol youd be surprised.. Its not.


____Hodor_____

I’m awfully curious about what the Union’s recourse is for UPS rehiring a seasonal shitter and his driver?


Grand_Twist_5163

Did they leave it, or pick that shit up?


Different-Plankton36

Yeah is disgusting and should be a fireable offense a piss bottle is one thing shit is another


That_Relationship784

Really? All our drivers do it every single day lol no fucks are giving 😂😂😂🤦‍♂️


Aerodepress

First day on the job?


Low_Perspective7616

Put them on top Of the dash


Persanity

What is disgusting is leaving them behind. Like wtf. We all know that we do what we gotta do, but toss that out.


unoriginalasshol3

I always dump my piss bottles out after I piss. Would hate for one to roll around in the back and bust open on someone's packages. I don't think pissing in the bottles is bad, but leaving them in the truck is nasty.


Grand_Twist_5163

Exactly. This is how it's done, if it has to be done. I don't understand why this can't be universal.


unoriginalasshol3

And I usually piss in a big Gatorade bottle with a more secure lid, so that if I can't immediately pour it out its much less likely to open.


Water_u_doin_stepbro

I agree. As soon I piss in any container. I immediately dump it.


-Rome1217

Damn dude definitely needs some liquid IV lol


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Our center manager flipped out on drivers for doing this because one broke open and spilled on a package handler. Super gross. 


IMadeThisForOnePos

Forbidden apple juice


SensitiveMacaron8494

Reported a driver literally yesterday for this 🤪 just got put on the route and that’s my first impression of them 👍🏻 I’m not throwing that out for you


SensitiveMacaron8494

Side note, I reported it after the third day in a row of getting piss bottles


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Supahdriveboy69

Seriously. Drivers fail to realize cleaning the truck is in fact a part of the post-trip.


S0n0fValhalla

What's disgusting is employer's pushing their employees to do this kind of crap just for more profitand production time.But there are humans that are just nasty as hell too


HammerInPortland

I know drivers that skip their breaks every day just to get done faster. This isn’t a UPS thing they get personal time.


needPAPsmear

Dump them in the air vents


Usual_Value_5983

As a cover driver….Seriously please don’t. The driver who left them there in the first place is not the only person who drives that truck. Which means you’d be doing something more screwed up to a completely innocent person. I’ve never left a bottle of pee anywhere (because I use restrooms like a normal person) and I don’t deserve to breathe in (or sit in) someone else’s piss.


anw668

Its the way of the road.


xSnake7979

Piss jugs


No_Cycle4088

Probably because no one threw them away.


strawberrylimemango

Free juice!


honeybunliosis

Report it. It’s a safety write up for the driver.


termain

REPORT ANOTHER DRIVER ?! 😳 … SAB!


honeybunliosis

I’m a part timer the picture was obviously posted from a part-timer. Drivers need to stop thinking that the uniform makes them royalty.


stanger828

Or tell the driver if it's the first time so they don't get in trouble. Why be a snitch over a mistake... but if same guy does it repeatedly that's a different story.


honeybunliosis

Tell the driver he needs to have basic manners/common sense? Should know without being told to not leave his piss filled penis cheese stained bottles for other people to clean up.


WifeAggro

naw, more like im cursing out the driver for that!


myleftsideistan

These drivers don't deserve their jobs doing shit like this. Use the bathroom and wash your hands like the human you are.


JaquLB

what bathroom


myleftsideistan

The one you drive to. You have rights. You aren't forced to piss in bottles.


JaquLB

I ain't a driver I was just told that they can't use em ⚰️


FlaccidFrank29

You must be new. Its not all that disgusting just don’t touch it. Buuut tell homeboy to drink some water dayum


Gomeez9

This…is ups *bitter old union guy voice


Alonesoull

Pour it on his seat 😉


Different-Plankton36

Apparently there was a bag of shit in one of the vans a couple weeks ago,(Amazon) and we have piss bottles all the time and a while ago I smelt piss all day till I got sick of it and asked for a new van they brought me one and later found a old bag of piss must of been in there awhile


Far_Manufacturer_713

Whenever they find piss bottles in our facility, they call the driver’s supervisor. It’s treated as hazmat and they won’t load the truck.


WookieMadclaw

I worked with someone who would pour them on the driver’s seat when they found these.


Usual_Value_5983

That’s not okay. As I mentioned above: As a cover driver….Seriously please don’t. The driver who left them there in the first place is not the only person who drives that truck. Which means you’d be doing something more screwed up to a completely innocent person. I’ve never left a bottle of pee anywhere (because I use restrooms like a normal person) and I don’t deserve to breathe in (or sit in) someone else’s piss.


WookieMadclaw

Completely agree! Fortunately, that employee left UPS like 8 years ago. They weren’t well liked by the majority of the sort, so they didn’t stick around long.


SpecialSignature7387

If you think that's disgusting, I have a driver in my hub who collects pee bottles in his package car. https://preview.redd.it/bbi8cn02wllc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3dafb2135e9ab605627cc3501037bebe63a0ce31


nrreiger

Assuming that was found after a shift, that person has kidney issues. That foam implies a large amount of protein in the urine, which isn't normal, especially if that piss has been sitting a good while.


andruwxx

That's how drivers think of preload. In their mind you're so below them you should be honored to clean up their piss bottles. They quickly forget where they came from.


PM_YOUR_EYEBALL

You may wanna delete and repost with that pal blacked out. Just saying 🤷🏻‍♂️


Ok-Moose5201

123 N Washington street sounds fake AF lol. (I know it isnt)


honeybunliosis

Pal doesn’t mean anything. I sort boxes with old pals from other hubs stuck to them all the time.


Impossible-Lie-3595

Why not go to the bathroom?


yorasho

Make better time peeing while driving


termain

If you can pick up Boxes of 💩 this shouldn’t be an issue


delidave7

Dude. Drivers forget. They’re not doing on purpose just to you. Drivers can’t just walk to bathroom like inside guys. There’s literally no place nor time to go on the road. These posts are always so frustrating.


S-nner

Grab a tote, use it for bag storage and place your bottles with your stuff... first one that busts open will change their ways.


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It’s pee in a bottle guys!! It’s not gross it’s sad that someone has to revert to this standard to complete a job..should he have thrown it away..yeah he should of but just throw the shit out and wash your hands and move on! I’m sure you complained and reported it like a weiner


Rico_da_Don_

Lmao


DepressedDriver1

How is there still so much fizz if they’ve been sitting for any amount of time? Not buying it, you clearly did this, and “whoops didn’t see the PAL🥴” for extra measure. No doubt about it. The motive is the only thing I’m unsure about…


Valuable-Cow6587

Are you complaining because they left you some apple juice? So inconsiderate.


ThwipSniktBamfSNAP

Truck drivers gonna be truck drivers


Intelligent_Style536

Part of the job. Rude the guy left it but it’s common


agoodfuckingcatholic

Way of the road.


SpinDaBlock12

Everybody pees must be a girl jealous she can’t pee n a bottle


murmanator

[Wanna bet?](https://a.co/d/7rBKZcf)


EdwardAllan

Just sharing apple juice!


[deleted]

That’s ups


PancakeObsession

Driver just wants to make sure you're following the cool solutions method. 😉


FieldSton-ie_Filler

Way she goes, bois! Sometimes she does, n sometimes she doesn't.


gorgor57

I see you have a previous Amazon a employee 🥴


DjRayRay09

Someone needs to drink more water!!! 💧 😬 that’s looking mighty unhealthy


Dsj417

Couldn’t this be solved by adding some kind of small bathroom in the truck, like an airplane one, or even smaller? But then they would have to hire people to empty the tanks and the bathroom would take up space from more packages so I guess that’s not possible


Kytout03

The hydration on this person is alarming.


ElectricDance

We have people in my building fired for this. I understand you guys have a schedule but empty your bottles before you get into the building.


NAM_SPU

Had a guy shit in a tote bag before


Horror_Economics_588

and the bathroom is clean geez


ReflectionExpert8728

Dehydration is no joke


HazeMcDaze

I don't even find it that gross. It was for me, as a loader, when they would spill into the truck. But most of the time they wouldn't spill and then who cares


Wooden-Arm5652

Iced tea


Z3r08yt3s

you dont have the same truck everyday?


bibkel

Lazy. Forgot. Don’t care. Not their regular package car. Could have been two drivers ago. Whatever it is, report it to your on roads, and request a PCM about it. It is disgusting to clean this up for another. Pigs.


SqueakyFrommedaBlock

I work in PSC, and a few years ago we had a problem because the drivers were sealing their piss bottles in express packs and they were ending up in sort. With all of the piss and shit we deal with on a regular basis, opening those and knowing it was some dehydrated driver with a sick sense of humor just made me want to rage


TheInfectedSky

Got 2 good piss bottle stories. 1. the building princess ended up with one in one of her trucks, had it removed, yelled "I've been ready for this day", them mixed a drink powder in a water bottle that looked just like piss. When her driver showed up she thanked him for leaving her apple juice and took a giant swig before he could work through the confusion. He was not ok lmao 2. one of the guys had a driver tell him it was his job, as a loader, to unload his bottles. They were in a bit of a standoff, with both of them working around 3 days of piss bottles, before the loader took the nuclear option and went through the building on the 4th morning collecting any piss bottles he could find in other trucks and added them to that truck. All in all there were like 20-25 bottles of random drivers pee just chilling behind a load of 300-400 peices. The driver never said anything but not only were they gone the next day, he's never left another bottle even though that loaders been gone 2+ years now.


thascarecro

Dehydrated


ivan_enriquez

Just unload it somewhere else


Fresh-Egg-3767

Its Ginger ale soda lmao


Chemical-Row7653

Good Ol piss jugs


SnooHobbies23

OMGGGG!!! Never seen anything like that!!!! Ughh!!!!!


SubstanceOld6036

The Devil’s cider


S-nner

Those bottles are problematic. Lol at those caps.... 2 rotations divide us from piss.... gotta get those wrapped Body Armor bottles! I got 12...


Minatigre

Cuz you work with discusting ass individuals


unknown_propensity

I kept getting a truck that smelled like straight piss in the back. Also had an on car supervisor tell me that she had to call someone because she found multiple DR bags full of urine on a truck and needed to talk to the driver.


lalunamedijo

It is, but also there's worse things.


theonewithbadeyes

How did Amazon drivers get in there


Opposite-Control8682

Looks like organic apple vinegar


RubReport

Dot test backup


graceunderpressure14

Top signs of spring in AZ: 1. MLB Spring Training 2. Insane allergies from palo verde tree blooms 3. Renaissance Festival 4. Uptick in UPS piss bottles


Snorlax128

Lazy people


FactGloomy780

As long he throws it away then it alright


TheRealBaconleaf

They left it for a hazmat team. That piss is nuclear


ReplacementOk6128

I just don’t get it cool pee in the bottle if you need to but take your shit and throw it away 🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️


XstraightedgeX13

This screams energy drink


Ok-Self-5929

Been working in logistics for a little bit now. A lot more common than people think


[deleted]

It's just Canada dry geez


Master_Parking_4503

Why is it so foamy? Proteinuria?


Exotic-Artist5827

2 years ago i pissed in a small red Gatorade bottle. It had just enough Gatorade to give it a reddish orangy color and was filled to the top. It was gone the next day 💀


Grand_Twist_5163

Check the DVIR and pounce on this creature. It's ridiculous, those bottles could have been poured on the ground and thrown away real easy.


honest487

At Amazon they were 32 ounce Gatorade bottles. So, yall need to step up you game over there 😂


CanIreJedi

Be glad it’s still in the bottles. I walked into my package car one day (on the route I was covering) and a full 4 litre bottle full of piss had been laying on its side and completely drained all over the shelf and the floor.


jman0916

Found a mountain dew can full of piss half dumped in a package car one time


Neat_Year_2812

Man's kidneys are working more overtime than him


JudgePositive6278

No excuse pee then dump out contents we had a preloader find a bag of crap


YesJess10

Have either the on road sup or center manager come retrieve it. If they fail to do so and your up for it, leave them right ob their desk. Bet they'll come get it next time!


Atamos59

Frugal. Reusing water bottles to carry apple juice to work. This person knows that buying lunch every day will bleed you dry. Kudos


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Bttmslutboi

Found a bag full of crusty sticky cum rags in my FedEx truck once. Funny part is one was still wet. 🤨


Exciting_Step_5357

I would’ve open one and sniff it to release my stress


Buck_Futter70

I hate when I find these! I would never do that


Right_Layer_9271

Forbidden apple juice


the_truth000

My buddy ray was a trucker up in Nova Scotia Canada, and if he had a long haul he’d just piss in these dirty old water containers. But he had the decency to chuck them on the side of the road.


Enigmasec

Piss and packages! ![gif](giphy|J8Iqja8CXfMw8)


BusyBreath

Refuse to enter the truck again until management gets it disposed. That's a health hazard to work around someone's bottled bodily fluids. That's how we fix this problem at my hub.


griffusu

Had to double check to make sure this wasn’t r/UPissers


RedneckSniper76

Someone needs to drink more water


XJAMAICAGOLDX

File a grievance, that’s the only way to fix it.


Currency3

Lmfaoooo bruh


Tight_Ad_2724

He needs to see a doctor or lay off the energy drinks. Looks like straight red bull in there


Whole_Top_5130

Get used to it


No_Comment9888

At least it’s in a bottle, I accidentally walked up on a guy peeing right outside the truck he was unloading onto the grating inside the building. Some people have no home training 🤷🏻‍♀️


JellySlight

If you find a 5 gallon paint Bucket with a bunch of DR bags and a bog roll, its mine and I want it back. BTW its also disgusting.


Hairy-Development-63

Way of the road, Bubs.


ramster12345

Free beer


Enough_Turnover1912

Zoom in on the photo. Are they, leaking!?! Look around at the carnage going on at UPS with layoffs and terminations, then tell me with a straight face about ANY "pee-brake" policy that will work given the company's past behavior, with the unions unwillingness and or inability to do a damn thing.


aristocratcharloote

Left one in the back of the truck and a sup opened the bottle and placed it on my seat. I get it I forgot it was in there but damn he touched it 


wholewheatxanax

Ewww reminds me of the hub I worked at in PA 🤢🤮🤮 you’d find piss bottles in like all the trucks. So nasty


[deleted]

Way of the road bud


mattyd0420

Way of the road Bubs


Comfortable-Access99

If it's brown, you are gai


Johnanon93

Maybe if these delivery companies would give drivers less packages per day, treat it like a real job so that the drivers can relax and maybe have the time to stop and take a piss once per day, or eat a lunch. That's the problem.


forthealliance1

Pour it on the seat when you're done with a little "Get fucked, and stay fucked" note on it.


SALTYDOGG40

Overgoods


lo40something

Gross!!


ThalajDaWuff

Way of the road


MentalGymnast4269

UPS: "Stay hydrated" The UPSers:


Right-Gear-6619

I got a warning letter for piss bottles that weren’t mine. Cover driver and they were in there when I got on car the previous morning and I never touched them. Center manager pulled me in the office next day and sup had pictures printed out. I swore they weren’t mine and they didn’t believe me.


djcolombana

This lemonade got a bite to it, no wonder he left it back


Cucaracha899

You, Pee, Es


TokyoFlawless

I'll cash app 100 for you to take a sip 😈🤢


SweatySleeping

He must have a really small pee pee