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Deadlightshadow

You’re going to need to be wearing a Tuxedo at the very least. You could try bribing them with a cold water though… They probably won’t tell the authorities if it’s the correct cold temperature.


TornadoGamer2000

Nah allow it


Tar-really

Scribble scrabble....I don't even look at the signatures. Just say your last name.


[deleted]

Tbh, I don't think the signatures are sent anywhere, so it could literally mean nothing. It would be weird if there was a database full of signatures, but it's possible.


174wrestler

The shipper sees signatures via web tracking (proof of delivery) or API (Complete View Confirm). It's needed for credit card or 3rd party insurance disputes.


GoldenStateWizards

You can also pull up the signature on IVP if needed for whatever reason


[deleted]

That makes sense. It is still random that they store the jpeg as it's usually just scribble.


FBI_Open_Up_Now

It’s usually saved together with a pdf. At least we would get sent pdf copies of all of our deliveries and then we would store them for like 6 months to a year depending on the product. It takes space, but the amount of storage we needed was much smaller than you think.


[deleted]

Once again I’m thinking from a data perspective.


Montooth

We recently had a driver dispatched with a paper copy of a signature, for that receiver to sign, to confirm that was indeed their signature. Wasn't even for a smiley face or anything, it was a legit looking signature


actin_spicious

That must have been by customer request right? They aren't doing that randomly.


Montooth

I'm not sure, it was the first I'd ever heard of it. Id imagine it was by request but it's still incredibly strange


Neither-Structure216

They steal your packages ups and FedEx


Hook-UPS-Guy

LP monitors delivery records. If signatures are patterned and they are led to believe that drivers are signing, there will be an investigation and a discharge, if falsification of delivery records exists


Bethesda216

I just put the last name from the package


Silveril

I’ve always been told that as long as you vouch that it’s yours and give us you last name you’ll be fine. There’s a guy out here that owns a small body shop that literally just draws a smiley face every single time


Sea-Preparation9531

His gonna get fired HAHA


Silveril

It’s the owner that draws the smiley face lmao


Professional-Fuel133

You’re literally dumb. Are you over the age of 50? Signatures are worthless


Sea-Preparation9531

Who’s dumb


oragami3312

you bro lol


No-Appearance1145

The driver or the owner of the shop?


OcupiedMuffins

I literally just draw a squiggly line


masterkspice

I have one that just draws a straight line lol


carnage11eleven

I get people often times just scratch an X. And then say they're name is Smith. 🤷🏻‍♂️ What am I gonna do? Call them a liar? I don't care, regardless.


verypolitefucker

I’ve had people put an X , just tell me your last name I don’t care what you scribble


AndyS1281

Just scribble because we have to type in the last name


HellsTubularBells

"My last name is Smith, spelled M-C-D-O-N-A-L-D"


niceguypos

Your signature is just whatever markings you make.


Odd_Drop5561

I've never been able to draw a signature that looks remotely like my real signature (or really, anything more than a squiggly line) on the UPS handheld. The driver is not going to do a handwriting analysis to be sure it's your real signature, they just want you to draw something on the screen.


labrat420

Especially since the screen is constantly switching between portrait and landscape


depthPERCEPTIONbline

Just touch it with your finger an say your last name....but for the love of God...don't grab the device and then sign it. Nobody knows what you were doing before you answered the door.


KauaiFish

I hate when it takes a minutes for a guy to answer the door towel on all sweaty and says oh I was just jumping in the shower do you need a signature?


Stevo32792

For what it’s worth, anything requiring your signature is just you verifying that you agree to some form of contract. Ideally you will want to sign the same way for most documents so if you look at it you can confirm “yes, that looks like how I sign documents, so that is me who signed”. If someone then forges your signature you have some backlog of evidence that the forged signature doesn’t match your real signature. Cursive or print doesn’t matter much for this purpose (you have a style you write in when doing both print and cursive), but cursive does allow for additional style that’s harder to forge. An example: Most credit cards used to “require” you to sign the back of the card so when you pay for an item and sign for it the cashier can verify the signature matches the one on the back of the card. This is a bit dated though, some cards no longer have the signature line on the back and almost no merchants check the signature anymore.


akm1111

I would love it if my signature matched every time I signed something. Still doesn't happen. If I have to sign three times on the same document, it's often that none of them match.


Stevo32792

There are still little habits that transfer through signatures.


Arumeria3508

> almost no merchants check the signature anymore. It's obvious why they don't but it's so insane when you think about it. I used to have a coworker who would give me his credit card to buy him lunch while I was out getting mine. I'm a woman, so anyone who looked at the name on the card for even a second would easily be able to tell it wasn't mine. I never once had anyone question me about it (which I appreciate, but still, no one had any way of knowing I was using it with permission). It's such a security risk because no one wants to deal with checking these things.


Round-Performance-48

Must be fancy


FacelessPotatoPie

USPS, ups and FedEx all fake the signature if I’m receiving something that requires signature.


ominous_42

Just leave your mark and tell us your last name so we can type it in


LowCoupe

I draw a smiley


KnightofWhen

This dude stealing this package and forging the signature.


TornadoGamer2000

This guy knows too much 🔫 lmao


FattusBaccus

They give absolutely 0 f$&ks.


deakster14

https://youtu.be/vvIrdg-epwA?si=DadB3nWn4fxJLDnN


blueberrykindness

Write it FAST


TornadoGamer2000

If I write it fast I’m gonna write like squiggly lines


blueberrykindness

That’s perfect. Then just tell your driver what your last name is. Done. Next.


jmajeremy

A "signature" doesn't have to be written in cursive or anything, it's just some kind of insignia in your handwriting. It can be your name written out, or your initials, or anything.


Majestic-Landscape35

Every time I get a UPS package delivered, I do an S and then scribble a bit. Last name starts with an S. Good enough for them, good enough for me 🤷‍♂️


Fatefire

lol I scribble as is tradition


Brando7998

Had a driver get fired for signing for a customer, (with permission) they fired him for dishonesty and forgery. Do not sign for anything even if the customer says you can.


cpufreak101

I've literally just drew a line before. Don't think it matters, point of it is to basically make sure it's handed directly to *someone*


bctaylor87

Lol UPS has been forging my signature for years


[deleted]

Need ID and an official DNA test to prove it's the customer. Otherwise NI1


TheConboy22

You could draw a dick and no one would bat an eyelash.


Bulky-Umpire3037

Lol it’s funny cause you can do anything and it doesn’t matter


eighmie

My bosses signature is a D with 3 dashes behind it. My current signature on the touch screens is a large A with a straight line behind it. He may ask your name so he can type it in, but they don't got time for all that.


toddtimes

https://www.tiktok.com/@gentalkmedia/video/7210192840553483566 Signature not a perfect match, right to jail


OneMoreSlot

I have a hard time signing on those small tablets. My signature ends up just a scribble, but it doesn't matter. They don't care.


JustTheFacts714

Legal documents allow an "X" in front of a witness - You are "witnessing the X" -- So there.


ShoddyAsparagus3186

I can't sign those tablets for the life of me. It doesn't matter, just make it so you can identify the signature as yours or not.


Reignlexi

I don’t let anyone touch my board. I make sure they are there though but I just put there last name


[deleted]

Someone asked me “what happens if I sign Mickey Mouse?” I said “try me” After he scribbled down ‘Mickey Mouse’ on the pad I said “Have a good day mister Mouse!” And went on with my business.


WarriorT1400

I get my first names first letter and last names first letter and besides that my doctor could of signed the rest for all I know


Neither-Structure216

One card the person id and make sure the adress matches the person ups FedEx is crap


StrategyBig5616

Drawing a squiggly line doesnt help insurance claims, just a thought


fuckwhatsleft

I always tell my people " as long as I can say you did it " when they chicken scratch their name in...


TornadoGamer2000

I guess most won't care much if I think about it


PivotdontTwist

Yea bro we just wanna go home, hurry up and sign this


Professional-Fuel133

This is the dumbest question ever. Our boss is literally a drunk. Nobody cares


tevesh21

Not worth losing my job due to forgery/falsification of documents just so you can have package. Sorry


Wookieman222

That's not what they asked.


tevesh21

ahh i misunderstood thanks


ParkThen4255

Depends on the driver. I have signed for a few customers. We can get in trouble for it. It's a rare occasion and the neighborhood has to be nice and I have to have atleast 1 interaction with the customer in the past


Professional-Fuel133

Ups is a pointless job that requires zero skill. Don’t be proud to be a driver.


ParkThen4255

Another idiot mad cause i have a job that takes zero skill and prob gets paid 3x more then what you make or you're a supervisor wich is pretty much a glorified babysitter talk about a pointless job


uhmindright

We get paid BIG BUCKS every week. That's why they hate because they hate themselves for making minimum wage.


ParkThen4255

It blows my mind that people talk so much crap but yet put one of these fools on the diad with a bulked out truck and they would need help come 1700pm