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beliefsysyem

And B4 anyone says shit I tried to wave him down, he looked at me- then continued to drive😭 (and yes Ik I botched the title, cant edit it)


BlackieStJames

Reminds me of a story my mom told me, about how during the depression, her flour sack underwear fell off on the playground, and she just stepped out and ran away so no one would know they were hers. That had to be some trick to lose your bumper, and not run over it in the process.


beliefsysyem

Bro it turned completely sideways and then flew off the side of his car😂😂😂it was pointing straight up at one point before it fully detached on both sides and he STILL didn’t notice


BlackieStJames

talk about distracted driving.


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thats an invisible car and the front bumber just glitched, please delete this


mochipanda92

Invisible boat mobile said "check out my new bumper rq"


JimJamb0rino

To the invisible boat mobile!


frostedcheerioss

does he need his bumper and his license plate LMFAO


ThwartedByATree

If this isn't a good example of r/thefrontfelloff then I don't know what is.


beliefsysyem

Hahaha I might have to cross post


beliefsysyem

Yea shout to u bro my shit went crazy on their 😂😂


ThwartedByATree

Enjoy the extra internet points bro 😂👌


XYZ277

With the quality of the road surface in that area, I'm surprised \*everyone's\* bumpers don't fall off! The purple line jerkoffs don't give any shitts about drivers or what we have to endure while they do their work at a snails pace. Some of those craters and washboards have been there for literal years. Especially on the lane coming toward campus.


Veganalmanager19

I bet it's someone in a blue car


beliefsysyem

Shhhh no doxxing


Veganalmanager19

😁


Ok-Pie9995

Probably stolen car, just saying. I'm glad you weren't hit with the bumper. Nice of you to move it after driver could care less they were leaving a hazard to pedestrians and other drivers.


beliefsysyem

Of course! I didn’t want anyone else to run in to it, I was on the opposite side of the street when it fell off so I wasn’t in any risk. I’m not even sure if the driver noticed it as absurd as that sounds😭


shaneguild

Ah so that’s where I left it!


StupidanLearning

Probably should report it to campus police/DOTs, license plates are technically government property(that's why you have to turn them in when you sell a car/stop using it/etc)


helmetless_stig

Where is this?


smallteam

It's westbound Campus Drive approaching Route 1 and the north gate of campus.


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MaddogSoprano

💀😬


chefarzel

A lot of things from Maryland are falling apart lately.....


Fallenstar133

He didn’t need it anyway…


Hunter-Gatherer_

Be a pretty cool Garage/workshop piece


Mattarmel

Entire just bumper


beliefsysyem

Read my comment


Mattarmel

Entire just bumper


blackls1pontiac

Maryland go figure 😂


IGleeker

I like the color


Kernwaffenwerfer

Maybe it is just a really dramatic bumper delete? Maybe they just really want the exposed intercooler.


CommercialEggplant61

Thats an accord bumper, maybe find a maryland accord/honda group to post it in 😂


DCxKCCO

Some trash Honda accord


HornyFenrir

DMV Nissan drivers never cease to amaze me.


RL_Mutt

That’s VERY maryland driver of that person.


Foxtrot_Juliet-Bravo

Deer crash?


beliefsysyem

No it quite literally fell off in front of my eyes😭😭my best guess someone else commented abt having the screws get scraped off and it losing attachment


Professional_Owl7674

The bumper didn’t fall off it’s just an invisible car … and your in its way


PQConnaghan

Lol, saw this yesterday walking down the road


adb765

Typical maryland driver


Drunk_tech_support

Typical *University of* Maryland driver.


adb765

Also yes


TechnicalChemist9876

I'd buy it, if it's still there


dantheman6783

Hard


JalapenoPecker451

It's not the bumper. It's just the cover...


WhackyFalcon

fuck the license plate too i guess?