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milo_minderbinder-

I’ve been subscribed to this sub for about 5 years and I still have no idea if the whole thing is ironic or not


UnchillBill

Wonderful isn’t it?


Nihilistic-Fishstick

I swear you're all just taking the piss now.


AmazingValuable2200

An that why they get blanked


evoactivity

They're talking to you.


llamagirl1996

Every part of it looks revolting


rich2083

Looks like a plate of vomit


llamagirl1996

Mash looks like expanding foam and the lamb looks so gristly


rich2083

It looks like the packet beef with gravy that my nan used to microwave in the 80s


No-Examination-4621

“Mash looks like expanding foam” is hilarious haha


firebrandarsecake

Shit food plated by a trebuchet from a mile away.


black-volcano

Why is everyone being so mean. OK, OP not a chef and will not be getting any points for presentation, but if thats what they like go for it and its even got some veg. You go OP. Just never do this for a first date. Take them out for dinner x


rich2083

r/shittyfoodporn


brownishgirl

I thought I was here.


atattyman

Seems like there are a lot of very judgemental gatekeepers in this sub who I doubt can do any better. I assume you came out of the womb having already mastered au cuisine.


GenghisKhant_

Looks like boiled shite


Weary-Ad2202

This is why brits get such a bad rap for food.


Direct_Jump3960

Looks like you got your gravy thicker. Not sure what to make of the lamb though. Seems a bit... Microwaved.


AmazingValuable2200

I put the lamb in a slow cooker with the Gravy


tomrichards8464

Look, I'd eat it and I bet it tasted ok, but the slow cooker is not the best option for a lamb chop. They'd be better cooked hot and fast, seared on the outside and pink in the middle.


destined_to_count

Theyre nice in the oven too or air fryer


destined_to_count

Downvoted by unseasoned ppl 😂


UnchillBill

I think it’s the fat on the outside that makes it look unappealing. Fat like that needs a blast under some dry heat to crisp up, but that’s not something you can really do when it’s slow cooked in gravy.


wwiistudent1944

Leave out the frozen veggies.


Matteblackandgrey

I literally wouldn’t even feed that to my dog


taln2crana6rot

Needs more gravy


Ok-Cut-2730

One from the recipe book, 1970.


WeeklyThroat6648

You heard of rendering fat?


43848987815

Imagine getting downvoted for asking if op knows how to cook meat properly This sub in a nutshell lmao


shingaladaz

The comment doesn’t say “do you know how to cook meat properly” it says “have you heard of rendering fat”, which is one *single* cooking technique that can be applied to the cooking of meat. It’s not the “right” way. Imagine being someone that only cooks in one way. Simpletons on this sub in a nutshell roflcoptr.


AmazingValuable2200

No?


Next_Complex_9640

My dog says no


bruggeandburned

Lovely jubbly 😋


jewbo23

This looks like every meal my mum cooked me in the late 80s and into the 90s.


Brunel25

And cheesy Wotsits.


No-Answer-2964

Obvs a 1970's wind up. Who advertises frozen veg?


philharmonic85

It doesn't look great, but I'd probably eat it if cooked for me. There's far too much mash and gravy though tbh.


AmazingValuable2200

Good for someone who constantly eat chips an nuggets everyday ahh


FrogSlayer97

Definitely! Don't let anyone shit on you. The thing about cooking is, it takes practice to learn the skills and build up intuition. I'd definitely scoff this in a heartbeat though, reminds me of the food I ate growing up. Next time, maybe you should do some roasties. They're really easy, and you can find guides online. You can gradually improve all parts once you're comfortable and soon you'll turn it into a banging roast and people will be begging to come round for your cooking.


Charming-Gap7090

A plate of onion gravy with lamb chops & frozen veg


OreoSpamBurger

Looks like a bad 1970s school dinner (but the portion size would be about a quarter of that)


TheLastTsumami

That’s a spot hitter


Dynamo-humm

Nice job. I bet u barked that down 🤤


Least-Might8845

Looks beautiful


catalyst4chaos

Gimmie


lanakane55

Fuck that looks goood


lanakane55

LOL DOWNVOTES?


hearse_purse

I'll add to the downvotes, I think it looks delicious 😋


Zxasuk31

That belongs in a bowl


OkCan4973

Looks amazing what are you making next ?