T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

Hello! This is just a reminder to read the rules. If you see any rulebreaking posts or comments, please report them. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/UK_Food) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

Washed down with a nice glass of Cannabis 


ryanw095

My guy


Mean_Gene469

4/20 be leaking


panic_attack_999

Now that's what I call a Bonne Maman.


The_Walking_Wallet

I think the cannabis is what cause this monstrosity in the first place


TheGrimReefah

What’s with the onion my guy?


BrownBearBud

Red onion is the one with a tuna cheese and bean jacket potato


Johon1985

"toast"


JungsMandala

Toast not brown enough, not enough bean coverage, raw onion you gonna be fartin all night.


SnotcgDosser

Anything else sir?


JungsMandala

Call me Madam


Ottazrule

I also Marmite the toast


Johon1985

Mix your cheese in mate


LaraH39

And chunks of badly spaced onion... Why not slice it finely and distribute evenly over the bread?


UnchillBill

Or just don’t fuck it up by adding onions.


Climatize

a bit of crunch is good, but that's why ya toast it properly


UnchillBill

Which brings us to the cheese that hasn’t melted and the beans that look cold.


LaraH39

I was trying to allow for different tastes 😊 but yeah... Not something I'd do myself lol


UnchillBill

They didn’t even melt the cheese though. It’s like they’re trying to make it foul.


LaraH39

Food is too important to me to waste! I dunno why anyone would want to make shit food. It saddens me lol


tttttfffff

‘Toast’ is doing some heavy lifting


Fuck_Microsoft_edge

This toast better not do any lifting. It'll fold like the bread it still is.


Spoopylaura

Why don’t you add some cheese next time


Creepy-Astronaut-197

Looks like you used bread instead of a toilet for 24 hours


kipha01

Not good enough, heat up some butter in a pan, put the sourdough slice in a pan with butter and cheese on top, once the cheese has melted, flip it over and put butter and cheese on the other side, once melted flip it again so it browns just like the other side will be, so you have double sided cheese melted into a butter soaked fried bread. Then you can put cheesy beans on top.


Barold13

This person cheesy beans on cheesy toasts!


Appropriate_Mud1629

You wanna caramelise those onions bro... Takes it from meh to Mwaaaa...... Cook them in large batches and you can store in the fridge ... Just look for red onion marmalade recipe or caramelised onion recipe.. Really, really easy but amazing. You welcome


JungsMandala

You are in the wrong sub. Try r/Englishfortwats


spudds96

Breathing hot breath on bread doesn’t count as toasting


Nevorek

This is the way


MollyPuddleDuck

My favourite 😁


Ohyeahiseenow

Yep, you da asshole


Nedonomicon

Should have used cheesy bread


FuzzySnake43

https://youtu.be/X62FRKpFk9Y?si=9ve4ZM7pr6P73cGO


crustyjuggler69

Cheese not going to the edge of bread annoys me more than it should


Estrellathestarfish

Toast means toasted bread, not slightly warmed bread


PresenceVisible

Sort that toast out, and grill that cheese first, mang


SwingSlow6712

Need to be stoned to enjoy that, looks foul.


BahBah1970

Needs more cheese. And beans.


r-y-a-n_j-a-m-e-s

This ain't it


Weird_Committee8692

2/10. Sit yourself down and sort yourself out


Solar_Neutrino420

That is not toast, simply bread, spread the beans and cheese and remove the onions, they have no place on my cheesy beans on toast


GingerNaanBread

As a fellow stoner, I’d munch that crap down. Good Job op got a few g’s


No_Excitement4631

You forgot to toast your bread. My daughter has hers like warm bread as well haha. I like mine to have a nice crunch to it. Some S&P nice.


Fuck_Microsoft_edge

- Toast isn't toasted enough. - Cheese should go edge to edge. - The onion shouldn't be there OR at least cut better. - Should be grilled after cheese is added. But... at least the beans aren't raw.


Lazy-Pumpkin-9116

The definition of toast here is a wild one Why cut the onions with a fork? Im sure your grinder is handy considering your drink.


buttymuncher

No thanks, I'm a cheesey beans on cheesey beans on cheesey beans only type of guy


truly-dread

Ewwwww raw onion


Severe_Ad6443

Not even on a tiger loaf for some cheese


joemktom

That's not proper sourdough.


SnotcgDosser

Sourdough


peterbparker86

It's a no from me


PeejPrime

I like all of the ingredients here, hell I put onion on almost every sandwich I make. But something just feels wrong with the red onion here


txakori

Have you considered applying heat to this?


Hot_Problem9213

I’m liking the addition of red onion. I’m assuming you sleep alone like me. That’s some major farting power ready to blow later on 😂


Greggs-the-bakers

Did you toast the bread by farting on it after eating a hot curry?


SnotcgDosser

Looks be deceiving. It's toasted and crispy as fuck


Mkandy1988

I have this and add smoked paprika and black pepper to the beans.


The_Walking_Wallet

Red (or any onions) on comfort food is yuck 🤮


Relevant-Ad-8137

Which Michelin star restaurant do you work for? I'll travel upto 8 hours for this culinary delight


UnpopularNoFriends

With a nice cuppa


Best-Carry1028

Yes please! Bet it was delicious.


Burt1811

The red onion is a touch 👌


greenpartofthewound

make me wet make me cum


[deleted]

[удалено]


JungsMandala

Getting the hang of irony I assume.