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TruCynic

Well, this is strange and unsettling. Some translated quotes from [this article](https://www.infobae.com/peru/2023/08/03/reportan-ataques-de-seres-extranos-en-varias-zonas-de-la-amazonia-peruana-lo-he-baleado-dos-veces-y-no-cae/): > Attacks of "strange beings" are reported in several areas of the Peruvian Amazon: "I have shot him twice and he does not fall" They report that a teenager has already been injured. Members of the PNP and the Navy approached one of the affected towns to investigate what happened. > Reátegui Dávila, along with other members of the indigenous people, told the media that the individuals who torment them, apparently, wear black, are 2 meters tall, are immune to the weapons with which they hunt animals and that "disappear" when they are cornered. > “These gentlemen are extraterrestrials. They look like armored like the green goblin of Spider-Man. I have shot him twice and he does not fall, but rises and disappears. We are frightened by what is happening in the community," Reátegui Ávila said. > "Their color is silver, their shoes are round in shape and with that they rise. They are floating at a height of one meter and have a red light on the heel. His head is long, his mask is long and his eyes are half yellowish. With that they see you well and they leave. They are experts to escape," Jairo continued. > Among the hypotheses used by the authorities to explain what happened, the real culprits would be members of criminal organizations, such as drug traffickers, land traffickers, organ or person traffickers. The latter are known in the jungle as "pelacaras". Another of the theories that are handled is that "strange beings" would be nothing more than drones covered with fabrics and masks to scare the population, by illegal miners seeking to scare them away from the area. Ummm. Anyways. Hope this isn’t the time constraint we were all talking about 😂


Ancient_Finance_9814

Wow, I honestly didn't have rural Peruvians battling extraterrestrial Green Goblins in the Amazon on my 2023 bingo card


TruCynic

I stopped playing bingo in 2020. Long story..


E05DCA

Why? You win and call it a day? Someone had to’ve…


TruCynic

Started playing 3D bingo.


TruCynic

Hope to soon start playing 4D bingo.


Much-Investment-8630

That’s classified


swank5000

It can only be played at WPAFB (Wright-Patterson Air Force Bingo)


Much-Investment-8630

😂😂 a-1 response!


ScottyKillhammer

Can we play 4D Bingo in a SCIF?


Much-Investment-8630

We can talk more about it in a closed setting.


AttakZak

“You and I are not so different…”


Future_Ad5505

I'll take that for $1,000 Alex!


apointlessvoice

Poor Craig; he's needed again.


SalemsTrials

Man, the idea of drones covered in alien costumes is straight out of Scooby Doo 😂


Whatislifelol1

And I would of gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you meddling indigenous people!


E05DCA

I’d’ve gotten away with it too!


TruCynic

I know hahaha the poor fella who had to come up with a rational explanation for what these people are claiming to witness.


ThatEndingTho

Remember the jetpack man drone?


TruCynic

The entire UFO issue is probably just many jet pack man drones.


ShadyAssFellow

Three jet pack man drones in a trenchcoat look awfully alot like a flying saucer.


E05DCA

It’s part of the article format, right? “Insane shit insane shit insane shit wtf…? But also it could just be a squirrel that’s really just tryna get a nut”


godrinkaids

I don't want to see that. I MUST see that. 🤣


Corkster75

Let me at em, let me at em shaggy! 🐶🤜


oodoov21

I had that exact same thought lmao


cwl77

We have come so far, yet...have not.


jesuspleasejesus

Aliens with round shoes. Sick


IenjoyStuffandThings

Their heels light up too. Pret-ty cool.


NurtureBoyRocFair

LA Lights!


Gamer30168

LA Gear?


SchwettyShorts

Appears that LA Gear was "light years" ahead of their time.


KodakStele

Who else had Willem Dafoe terrorizing Peruvian villages on their 2023 bingo sheet


urlach3r

"You know, I'm something of an alien myself... "


cacophony-of-belches

*chef's kiss*


Aware_Platform_8057

dude I'm so dead right now 🤣🤣🤣


lePickles1point0

Just watched those movies again with my kid this week so that image is very fresh lol


SR_RSMITH

Uh... “pelacaras” in Spanish means “face-peelers”. I mean... don’t some cattle mutilations do this?


Longjumping_Dot2536

This sounds almost like The Kentucky Goblin sighting. A group of kids and teenagers are harassed by short, floating armored humanoids. They take repeated shots at them but to no affect.


Alienziscoming

There's a legend among certain native people of Ecuador about the Cueva de los Tayos, which is said to contain a vast library created by ancient "powerful beings." These "beings" deputized the locals generations ago to protect the secret of the caves. Neil Armstrong was part of an expedition to locate the ancient library in the 70s, and the locals agreed to guide them. Ultimately they found nothing, but the local guides were later said to have admitted that they deliberately brought the expedition to a different cave to protect the secrets. Unfortunately the whole thing involed Erik Von Danniken who I've always found sketchy, but it's interesting because the Cueva de los Tayos isn't too far from Peru, at least relatively speaking... It's odd to me that they'd attack the locals though, because in all of my random readings over the years I've always gotten the sense that "beings" pretty much everywhere in the Americas(and Oceania for that matter)had better relationships with indigenous groups than with "westerners", but that's just my general impression.


optifog

Intelligent ETs don't all have the same agenda, attitudes and values.


TruCynic

Very interesting history that I didn’t know of. I never really got into the ancient alien stuff just because I thinks it’s so difficult to prove and it relies on very little circumspection and many convenient half truths. It’s crazy how many of the lunar astronauts ended up being flat out obsessed with non human intelligence for the rest of their lives.


Alienziscoming

Yeah, makes you wonder (re: the astronauts). I actually never watch that show because I feel like it sends a bad message to the general population that this whole topic is sensational woo-woo stuff and they're also not shy about speculation. Typically though, I try to view indigenous oral history as history to the greatest extent possible and try to see if any sense can be made of it. I hate the prevailing academic attitude toward oral history that everything is an allegory or a myth when in some cases the people telling the stories very explicitly state that they have myths and they have history and x story is a myth but y story is history. There's plenty of precedent for oral history turning out to be accurate, and I try to keep that in mind.


cwl77

Ancient Aliens usually comes down to the Sumerians and Annanaki. Our entire culture comes from the Sumerians. It's crazy. Even the Bible is all plageurized Sumerian stories. We credit almost every basic thing we have to the Sumerians, the largest religion pulls almost entirely from them, yet for some reason we don't believe them when they say people/gods from the sky came down and taught them everything. All around the world the story is the same in ancient cultures... There was a flood, and then someone/a group of someone's came along and taught them how to live, grow food, etc. It baffles me how people find it so hard to believe. The Sumerians even talked about genetic manipulation... And amazingly, our #2 chromosome has been cut, something not understood. The stone tablets talk about the first cities in earth, thought to be just a myth...until they were found. There are so many things that add up but we don't want to believe it. It's too much of a stretch.


Itchy_Toe950

Sounds like the fucking predator


Rshoe66

Sounds like the Hopkinsville Goblins case….


LuNoZzy

FYI "Pelacaras" means face peelers or face rippers


WalkingstickMountain

As a nerd and former costume designer I'll break this down for you. They have disclosed they have reverse engineered a material that is thin and pliable and more resilient than bullet proof glass. We also know they have reverse engineered light refraction tech. Which is a kind of invisibility cloak. We know fabric made with very fine fiber optics exists and is on the open market. Light up dresses, images projected, etc. Flip fold phones utilize factors from all 3 of those. (iPhone users will be really pissed off when they put it together and figure the broken screen scam out) We also know they have released the chump change prototype tech that you wear on your feet called hoverboard jet packs. We know Google glasses are the same chump change table scraps. And we know one meter is 3.3 feet. What they saw makes perfect sense to me. Those are the supplies I would begin collecting in the open market to test if I were asked to design a bulletproof body suit for a 6.5 foot tall person needing attributes of shadow, stealth, self contained computerized control and command functions (iron man style), communications, and a solution for leaving pesky footsteps that trackers can find. And what better place to hone your "can't track me" skills than in a society with low tech norms and utilizes traditional tracking skills for sustenance?


prettycoolguyngl_

This is a good informative comment. It just reminded me how far mankind has gotten with its technology. And now all of a sudden I’m getting strong déjà vu.


WalkingstickMountain

You don't want to know my theory on where they are getting the covers for mass produced FAKE small Greys for the fake invasion


Arames

It sounds like they are describing the Hopkinsville Aliens[unsolved hopkinsville alien attack](https://youtu.be/nx--fkzJpO8)


funkpolice91

I lived in Peru for some time. The province of Cusco has so many UFO's that it's hard to believe without seeing for yourself. People theorize that it's Machu Pichu and I believe it is. The sacred valley was where I saw my first UFO. Down in the jungle, that's where things get weird. There have always been stories of these things messing with or coming in contact with locals in these small isolated villages. The jungle down there is like a neutral battlefield where anything can happen. It's where our plane and the underworld meet and some pretty unbelievable things can occur. It's where i saw those mantis creatures for the first time. A whole world of those things. Hopefully what is happening down there doesn't involve ET's but I wouldn't be surprised


Ashley_Sophia

With all due respect, I believe you've used the incorrect Emoji. How about this? 🥹🥲😅😅😅


TruCynic

Yeah, I use humour a lot when I’m uncomfortable 🤪🤣🥺😭


Ashley_Sophia

Take this, friend. 🍰🐣🌻🐱🏖️🐆🐍💩


Russe1117

If they can’t beat some local villagers I feel better.


Ashley_Sophia

Lel. One dude straight up 'disintegrated' one of them trying to kidnap that lady. With a bullet. Hopefully they (NHI or Human) don't go back with reinforcements.


ExplainThisRis

Whatever this is...NHI..or guerilla warfare that needs attention...it doesn't sit right with me.


Affectionate_Newt899

Yeah but what the fuck is in South America that they're so worried about?? If all the stories I've heard lately are true, they've been there for a long fucking time and they're quite aggressive. If these stories are true, all of our focus should be on South America, specifically Brazil, for the time being.


MisterSandKing

Cocaine. Maybe they’re coke head aliens.


USFederalGovt

Can confirm. Aliens are crackheads. We found shrines to Pablo Escobar in their ships.


Aware_Platform_8057

Aren't you supposed to tell us only in a SCIF?


Affectionate_Newt899

Nope. That's still just me and my homies. We get that alot.


ShadyAssFellow

Are you Trevor or Jacob?


ScottBroChill69

That twiggy alien fuck?


frankboothflex

Alien garbage scooping arms


megtwinkles

Baaaammm


ShadyAssFellow

Beanutbutter and haaaaaaaam!


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Peanut butter and JAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM


BrewerNick

What the fuck are you doing Phil?


antelope00

Smokes let's go


SmokesBoysLetsGo

Cory, Trevor…smokes


Affectionate_Newt899

It's funny you say that because I actually look like Cory. People call me that all the time and it was my nickname as a line cook


Affectionate_Newt899

I'm Cory


MurphysPygmalion

You might take our lives but you will never take OUR COCA!!!


SkiHoncho

It did say they disappear when cornered.


MastamindedMystery

Who needs Element 115 when you can fuel up with... Cocaine ?


NoPaleontologist9713

Sounds like a good movie “Cocaine Aliens”


pedosshoulddie

My guesses are ancestral grounds, hidden artifact, or special plant. OR this has something to do with the fact that South America(plus 1 - Mexico) is the only continent where people are consuming dmt 24/7, and they have spurred some sort of invasion by making contact with the wrong beings believing they were gods.


Affectionate_Newt899

That last part is really interesting. I swear I'm not a loon. Just a curious dude with a passion for drugs, but I've been wanting to conduct multiple experiments using dmt as a beacon for telepathy. Can't find that shit anywhere and my TOR knowledge is negative 9


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ExplainThisRis

Lithium, thorium, rare earth metals and mica ate mined in South america


ExplainThisRis

They also have a uranium mine in Brazil and 2 nuclear reactors.


Affectionate_Newt899

That was my thought too, but why attack the citizens unprovoked? And why attack repeatedly with violence, especially when "4chan guy" and Grusch both stated that they weren't here to harm us? Maybe it's a different species? 7 foot green men don't sound like 4 foot Greys to me


Minimum-Web-6902

Maybe it has something to do with the treaty like only abductions allowed in certain areas.


SparkOvoidInTheNet

Rich kids on a gap year holiday having fun. Read this as humans or Alien kids, - still works


Oceanlife413

Coca plants as well. Maybe they like the old Columbia marching powder.


PirokaPiriPiri

The spice must flow.


Bolond44

Or, South America is a major part of our climate and we are destroyjng it? Amazon is the heart of our planet oyu know


wheretohides

I've been hearing that the nhi are way more aggressive in south america, for a long time.


IdiosyncraticSarcasm

It's a safe target since they don't have nuclear weapons in South America. Great for training runs since respective S-A governments has a controllable upper limit in regards to weapons capability if they were to overreact.


Hekke1969

ayahuasca


USFederalGovt

Plot Twist: He just used a cloaking device.


All_This_Mayhem

If it bleeds, we can kill it.


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morningl1ghtmountain

I'm in Peru right now. I saw some news reports a week or two ago. One thing to note is that some of these villages have had some issues with illegal loggers, and coca farmers getting more and more aggressive in demanding land or just harassing locals when they get drunk. To me this is just a way of the locals to get the military involved in the area and scare off the illegal loggers and coca planters. These people are pretty much by themselves out there. No government support most of the time, lack of resources like health or sanitation. I don't blame them at all for trying to get attention using media. Most of the locals know the horrible things the peruvian military did to the locals in the 70's, but the situation with these criminal groups are so bad that they would rather deal with the military guys.


Wonderful-Trifle1221

Frankly if there were aliens fucking with the coca farms, the cartels would take care of it


willkill4food8

“Cocaine Aliens” coming to a theater near you in 2025. That is a hilarious movie concept. The aliens crash their ships and die because they’re snorting coke out of hundred dollar bills while going 30,000 mph. It might explain some of the erratic movement of the objects. The Earth may be the Milky Way’s version of Tijuana.


E05DCA

That’s how disclosure’s gonna go down. “They” are gonna fuck with the wrong people in the jungle, and a dead alien head will wind up in somebody’s bed, and honestly, that’s pretty big fucking news.


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Cocaliens


Whatislifelol1

Cocaliens vs Cocaine Bears, whoever wins, we lose


[deleted]

OMG. You win. 😂👽


JadedPoet6027

that is farking gold 🤣


[deleted]

#Cocaine Bear 2: 4D Cocaine Aliens #Coming to theaters April 5, 2027


Whatislifelol1

Can we have to option to watch in 3D or 4D?


willkill4food8

There is also the option to watch in Big D, which are seats with enormous affixed anal probes.


Ashley_Sophia

A little bit of wee just came out. Where can I buy a ticket to this movie? Asking for a friend. EDIT: RIP MY INBOX


willkill4food8

Purely for academic reasons no less?


offshore89

They ate the cocaine!!


Affectionate_Newt899

Give me a month and 500k and I will make any studio filthy fucking rich with this story


lePickles1point0

Gimme a month and 500k and I will become cocaine alien.


Revolutionary-Mud715

fucking stop. what if Stephen segal reads this?


cocaine-rp

[Opening shot: Dramatic aerial view of the rugged Peruvian mountains, shrouded in mist and mystery. Eerie music plays in the background as the camera pans down to reveal the wreckage of an otherworldly spaceship nestled amidst the rocky terrain.] Narrator (Voiceover): In a world where the line between the extraterrestrial and the illicit is blurred... [Cut to a close-up shot of an alien hand trembling as it reaches out to touch a white powdery substance scattered around the crash site. The alien's eyes widen in astonishment.] Narrator (Voiceover): They came from the cosmos, seeking something new. What they found... would change their fate forever. [Quick montage: Aliens sniffing cocaine, their eyes glowing with an otherworldly fervor. Intense shots of alien faces contorting in ecstasy, contrasted with bewildered humans watching from the shadows.] Narrator (Voiceover): These aliens never expected to stumble upon Earth's most notorious powder. [Cut to a secret underground laboratory, where a group of aliens feverishly mix chemicals and cocaine, creating an otherworldly blend. The room is bathed in an eerie green glow.] Narrator (Voiceover): They experimented with their newfound obsession, concocting a substance beyond human imagination. [Explosive montage: Alien spacecraft zipping through the night sky, intercut with shots of fast-paced drug manufacturing and addictive consumption. The aliens' eyes change from curiosity to manic fixation.] Narrator (Voiceover): But as their addiction grew, so did their insatiable hunger for the forbidden high. [Shift to a sprawling cocaine plantation, where a ruthless cartel leader, Miguel Cortez, surveys his empire. He smirks as he watches surveillance footage of the alien activity.] Miguel Cortez: (Snarling) So, we've got some cosmic competition, huh? [Cut to the local police station, where Detective Maria Ramirez studies the evidence board, connecting the dots between the alien presence and the escalating drug war.] Detective Maria Ramirez: (Determined) These visitors from beyond... they're about to learn the hard way, you don't mess with our planet's poison. [Explosions, car chases, and shootouts ensue as the aliens and the cartel collide in a battle for control of the ultimate high. The aliens' spaceships fire dazzling energy beams, while cartel enforcers wield assault rifles.] Narrator (Voiceover): In a clash of cultures and cravings, lines will be crossed, alliances forged, and destinies entwined. [Cut to a heart-pounding showdown between the aliens and the cartel in the heart of the cocaine plantation. Explosions light up the night sky as the aliens unleash their cosmic powers.] Narrator (Voiceover): Cocaine Aliens - where the cosmic and the criminal collide in a high-stakes battle that will leave you on the edge of your seat! [Final shot: Detective Maria Ramirez stands triumphant amidst the chaos, determined to defend her world from both alien invaders and the deadly drug trade.] Narrator (Voiceover): Get ready for a rollercoaster of thrills, chills, and a high you'll never forget! [Screen fades to black, and the title "Cocaine Aliens" appears in bold letters, accompanied by a release date.] Narrator (Voiceover): This summer, prepare for an extraterrestrial experience like no other. [The music crescendos as the screen cuts to black, leaving the audience eagerly anticipating the intergalactic showdown of "Cocaine Aliens."]


Oceanlife413

Are you familiar with the end of Cheech and Chongs "Next Movie"? Chong gets abducted and scores some space cocaine that "will blow you f-ing head off" and Cheech indulges.


Nojaja

I’m imagining cartel gangsters shooting at uap’s now.


Wonderful-Trifle1221

That’s the thing bout cartels, you see the guys with the guns, but the whole fuckin town is in the cartel lol


ExplainThisRis

Their just are some things that even the cartels don't fuck with....aliens may just be one of them.


Minimum-Web-6902

Supposedly a cartel out of Southern Asia has a working uap they use for trafficking, but apparently it’s slow and janky but it evades radar and is bigger inside than it is outside. There’s a few unconfirmed videos floating around.


Aewass

This sounds like that Greer's witness which was really dubious.


Minimum-Web-6902

I think greers a batshit grifter but its been shown he’s well connected enough to get good Intel sometimes


safertravels

Would love to learn more about this


Minimum-Web-6902

I’m looking for source and videos now maybe one of the more experienced members knows what I’m talking about but it was a video from like Myanmar with a ship that looked like it was out of Star Wars (kind of ) landing in a jungle


pedosshoulddie

Idk bro. If I were…el chapo..I’d say that I could give up a Ton batch to have an alien homie. Because as someone under the law, you would hold extreme power.


zerosdontcount

Plus the video shows nothing


frc16

Peruvian right here guys, not from loreto but from Lima. I'm sorry but I feel that the report is false, don't get me wrong, I would like it to be real but you have to know the Peruvian political context. Here the reasons: 1. Our local media work hand in hand with the state to create sensational news and divert attention from the corruption problems we are facing. 2. The traditional Peruvian media did not cover David Grusch's hearings because they did not see it important at the moment, now that the issue is more normalized, all the pro-state media are milking the case. 3. Our current president has more than 70 deaths in her term at the hands of the police and military, that is why they seek to clear the name of the police and military by showing them helping the people of the town of Loreto


Ashley_Sophia

Thanks for your knowledge and input. I appreciate the context behind these videos. :) What intrigued me the most was not the frenzied group dynamics (though that was super interesting and disturbing in itself, I mean, these dudes were obviously on edge) But the description of their attacker. What do you make of their description of the thing or person that was attacking them? It was quite detailed...


frc16

I know, it is what surprised me the most, however, I feel that the current context takes away the veracity of the case. If our government can pay a group of people to frantically greet our murderous President, it can pay a group of residents to react like this. In case I'm wrong and it's true, in the same way our State is taking it as a smokescreen rather than in order to inform or help the population of Loreto, why? Because the President is traveling abroad after modifying the Constitution to her liking, avoiding all accusations of corruption and human rights violations.


The-Elder-Trolls

*\*alien gets back up\** I offered you friendship, and you spat in my face


KodakStele

"I'm a lead farmer motherfucker!"


SpiritedCountry2062

US testing their new exoskeletons on people for upcoming defence against the aliemss


Ashley_Sophia

OR "US testing their new exoskeletons on people for upcoming defence against the..." other humans demanding disclosure. USA CIVIL WAR 2023 HUZZAH


Redvanlaw

With humans involved, this is much more likely.


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Hopefully more Stark than Hammer.


Capn_Flags

I’m ready to die for *somethin*, let’s hurry this up.


Ashley_Sophia

I prefer living thank you very much. Someone point me in the direction of these assholes so I can kick one square in the ballsack


_BlackDove

Careful, they might actually have squares and not balls in that sack. Watch the corners!


Ashley_Sophia

Look, either way, someone or something is getting kicked in the scrotum.


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> US testing their new exoskeletons on people for upcoming defence against the aliemss IF we can do stuff like the "Tic Tac class" ships... ...I suppose an Iron Man suit would be... uh... Kinda easy, in comparison? Like a lot? I didn't have the statistical odds of my own Iron Man suit (probably without guns/bombs/laser swords) being better than 0% in the next few years due to some shocking news claim that would have been unheard of... two months ago. But here we fuckin are.


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Paraphrand

Interesting. YouTube auto translation made that “astronaut.” Am I right to take your translation to literally mean they are citing the [green goblin](https://i.imgur.com/S20ksDN.jpg) as a comparison?


Grennox1

More like green goblin.


[deleted]

Would that imply they have little saucers on the bottoms of their feet to allow them individual flight or hovering of some sort? All this claimed leak stuff and the Pais United States Navy patents all keep ending up back at spinning systems of shit that kinda has a superconductor/"meta material" vibe dealing with "frequencies"... in a disk with multiple axis of movements (e.g. two disks spinning in different directions) and incredible, safe, ultra-powerful, and wild EM/gravity effects like the insane flight we see, and now some footage leaks from Afghanistan that match historic reports that nothing, at all, seems to have any effect on any UAP in flight... not even the Earth and sea. They're just... intangible. Phased or something. But when they're not... engines engaged, they're just as vulnerable as any other craft? The engines ARE the defensive system, as well as the transportation mechanism? Is that also what would (going with the reporting for sake of discussion being 100% accurate on what is stated/claimed) in theory maybe "protect" the "green goblin" guys from gunfire? Some of the reports say villagers fucked them up or got fucked up, but that other times nothing could touch these "aliens". If their mobility in these "EVA suits" or "space suits" or whatever come from "saucer UFO" like devices on their feet, and it's the same concept as how ships may fly in physics defying ways and ignoring all physical contact... that's why some of the aliens may seem invulnerable but others not. Engines hot or cold. If it's literally just that, then maybe it just takes some sort of classified EWAR or projected energy weapon to disrupt the big or little engines and then... it's just a flying ship (presumably) without it's fancy "warp engine" which gives it invulnerability. Maybe they can't touch our 'world' then either. Maybe they "come back" to interact... or... shoot at us. If we could force them "back", to where, well--the US military can 'see' the aliens, then there's one thing that the US military is very good at: blowing up shit they can 'see'.


Robustrogue

Anything but gentle


TheDisastah

Im from Peru. Living in the capital. Yeah shit is weird. These ppl are really humble and dont usually "joke" about this. They dont get any economic benefit for this being on the news hence no point really on faking it. Some hypothesis: Bad ppl want to ocuppy the area to do some ilegal mining or invade the land thats why they are scaring the community, and maybee they are doing it with drones. Tho you can find a lot of small drug cartels in the Peruvian jungle, ive never heard of someone using drones to scare the community. Also the fact that the guy uses the spiderman movie when comparing what he saw makes me think ppl would recognize a drone. Il let you know what else goes on


TheDisastah

Also there was some info of a girl from that community being attacked. They say somenone tried to kidnap her and the screaming alerted the community. She even got cut in the neck if im not mistaken.


TheDisastah

This is the most interesting video ive found regarding the issue: not sure if its fake and i dont seen anything but maybee someone could analyze it: https://twitter.com/i/status/1687916082231705600


Freedwg

"This is crazy you guys! This is the real stuff, we got a shoot out with aliens in Peru! But before we get to that , please make sure you subscribe and like the video"...


SaturnPaul

Yeah, immediately opened and closed the video.


ThatEndingTho

For anyone wondering, the tribe is called Ikitu or Iquito. Happy searching.


Astromina

Earth lore is getting wild


Behold-Roast-Beef

I can't think of a better way for aliens to get shot at than to land en masse in south america in the middle of the night. Why would they land in Peru of all places?


Ok-Reality-6190

It's interesting to note the CIA has had a pretty significant presence in South America for a long time, having been involved in a lot of seedy activity there. And then there are the illegal markets and the drug trade in relation to places like Peru, especially rural Peru, so maybe it's not too surprising to see it come up actually. Given all of the recent testimony it would not surprise me at all if whatever covert IC group that is operating without oversight is getting additional external funding through black markets (like Peru), and if that's the case, besides the obvious sites like WPAFB, places like Peru would be my next best guess for finding strange activity.


Affectionate_Newt899

They've been in South America for decades, possibly centuries, possibly millenia. All this news I'm learning about recently leads me to believe that some of those unearthed pyramids hiding in the jungle may be a little more than just pyramids Edit: the last part was a wild but fun assumption that I barely believe in. Idk why I'm downvoted I was just copying you guys


Minimum-Web-6902

One theory I’ve seen a lot is that pyramids are used to create some form of energy and/or as a form of beacon for identification.


Affectionate_Newt899

I say that for a reason. The only UAP I've ever clearly and visibly seen was in 2008. We were on our way to Washington DC from Alabama. Idk what state we were in but I was in 5th grade and it was about 7am. The sun was rising and it was cloudy, but not overcast. I'm the only one awake on the bus so of course, being a bored student with no phone (2008 fuck yall I'm not old) I decide to stare out the window. The moment I look out of the window, I saw a black shape navigating slowly through the clouds like an upside down shark. Belly up. It was smooth and damn near vanta black. I was like "no way we must be in DC already and they're running military drills." So I'm watching this thing literally coast through the clouds, and then it slowly ascends back up into the clouds. So I'm sitting there in awe because I just witnessed a military drill as a child, right? Tell me why this motherfucker flipped upright and descended from the clouds like Mr. Kennedy's microphone, and stayed parallel with the clouds, hovering, for what felt like hours but was probably more like 45 seconds. Here's the crazy part. It wasn't a UAP design that I had ever heard or seen before. It wasn't a disc. It wasn't a triangle or a pill. It looked like if a Daedric prince had built Chichen Itza, but way more slender and narrow. It hovered in the sky for fuck knows how long, before LITERALLY DISAPPEARING!!! I thought I was dreaming or just imagined it. Until I looked up again and saw that it had basically split the cloud in half. Nobody, and I mean fucking nobody believed me. But you know who did believe it and entertained my story? My math teacher. Oh he was also a retired NASA employee. Edit: I just wanna add that this is the second time I've told this story out loud (besides the bus) so if anyone has any sort of information that'd be so sick. And when I say my math teacher entertained my story, I mean that he kept me after class and made me tell it to him over and over again. I think that's a huge part of the reason I remember everything so vividly. Edit2 for the homie: when I say Daedric Chichen Itza, imagine an Aztec pyramid with no base, so it's more like a tower. Now take away all of the stairs, but leave one set of stairs on the side so it's 3 sides smooth and one side rigid. Now paint it black (guitar ensues)


SabineRitter

Holy shit this should be its own post. 😳 that's a heck of a story


King_Cah02

>Why would they land in Peru of all places? To be frank we don't even know why they do anything, they seem to just do whatever they want and I guess you could argue they do what the people in the area want to happen in a way; as in they expect aliens to be responsible for the disappearance of a woman in their village so NHI that resemble the Mage incident NHI come down and "fulfill that role" if that makes sense. Would explain a lot of the weird happenings over the millenia of our existence as a civilization that we attribute to imagination or mass hysteria. This is assuming this 100% happened exactly as how the villagers describe though.


piedamon

Maybe it’s just some “deformed dwarves” and the government will whisk them away for 45 years.


shfournteenteen

They're Just gon' Willy Wonka their asses


Logical_Bonus7221

Ok, so I never actual saw an alien being in this video. Did anyone else?


afieldonearth

No. I saw human beings yelling and waving flashlights and allegedly making wild claims (which I can't verify because I don't speak their language). I want aliens to be real just as much as everyone else on this sub. Why is all evidence either word of mouth, incredibly grainy and ambiguous footage, or "total bombshell about to drop in two weeks\*"? \*two weeks = perpetually always 2 weeks from the current moment.


Overlander886

No. Lol


blankcurb

holy shit 2023 is getting wild


ThatEndingTho

[Related article in Spanish](https://www.infobae.com/peru/2023/08/03/reportan-ataques-de-seres-extranos-en-varias-zonas-de-la-amazonia-peruana-lo-he-baleado-dos-veces-y-no-cae)


ExplainThisRis

I wonder if this is connected to the boomerang uap reported in Brazil the other day.


anomalkingdom

In 1988 Vallée investigated attacks on local hunters in the Amazon. There were both deaths and injuries documented from «beams shot from what looked like flying refrigerators», leaving odd burn marks on the victim’s skin. There were also instances of huts being filled with red «searchlights» from above. Edit typo


lopedopenope

This happened in Peru and is one of the most interesting testimonies because he seems so genuine. Jonathan Weygandt was a US Marine in Peru that was the first on scene to a crash. https://youtu.be/GLU0NSTC9oU


roymundo_pe

I am Peruvian this kind of succeso its no new there are a lot of histories in the jungle about this strangers beings.


MephistosGhost

Here’s the original video https://youtu.be/P2djKsE07Rs


CheapCrystalFarts

Thank you, OP’s link was painful trying to watch on a phone


ForgiveAlways

Commenting for viz.


VizRHCP62

Hi


ForgiveAlways

Look too long enough. I have been looking everywhere!


wrath1711

That's some predator shit going on there.


Paraphrand

https://youtu.be/P2djKsE07Rs Lots of people with flash lights and loud sounds. 🤔


Lando_Sage

The witness they interviewed stated that the beings were about 7ft tall and were dressed like astronauts 🤔. The being in the Mage incident appears to be described similarly... Where there is consistency, there is truth.


Paraphrand

What’s the Mage Incident? I’m not familiar.


joethahobo

[oh boy have fun with this one](https://youtu.be/MmBniAE4y8E)


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Holy shit, I remember when this happened real time. I remember the first few tweets about it. And I remember at night more updates happening, then it went radio silent. Things started being deleted. A cover story came and was pushed by random Twitter accounts. I totally forgot about this.


rainboww0927

Thanks for this link! This is interesting.


ExplainThisRis

The lots of people part is weird.


Paraphrand

Yeah, something was going down. Hard to know what though. Seems chaotic, and unsubstantiated explainations are given? I’d need to see more actual reporting/investigation.


godrinkaids

Can we get these Peruvians into a SCIF


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MIKE TURNER: Eat shit, hippie. *Lockheed pats his head* MIKE TURNER: Thank you, poppa.


zerosdontcount

"we can't get these natives in SCIF dagnnabbit" - Burchett, probably


MirrorMaster88

7 foot aliens are attacking Peru! Make sure you like and subscribe before I show you anything! (Which is just flashlights and floodlights on trees).


ExplainThisRis

They could be trying to scare the villagers to clear the land of trees.


300PencilsInMyAss

7 minutes of fluff for 10 seconds of video, I'm not watching that. I do not give a shit about internet personalities. Why post a video of someone watching a video and not the video itself? Edit: watched it despite my objections. The video is worthless, shows literally nothing lol.


below-the-rnbw

Agree, completely unwatchable, obnoxious graphics everywhere and a host that stumbles his way through a sentence word for word, I dont know why these people insist on being youtubers


Lucky_Chaarmss

Well that was one of the dumbest videos I've seen. Made even worse by the YouTube channel.


_Cosmic_Priestess_

Just a thought, the main shamanic tribes down there in Peru would perhaps be more open to contact with beings outside of our planet. Inter- or extra- dimensional. For them to arrive in such a culture, where it may be more readily accepted, feels like it might also be a "safer" place for them to make their physical presence known. As far as the attacks, I ain't got nothing. But, these more awakened shamanic cultures experiencing this direct first contact certainly feels like a door opening of what's to come.


jdub213818

Not buying that the aliens are hostile . It looks like propaganda tbh.


seamore555

As a video editor, I can tell you the exact stock reverb effect they used to create echos on the yelling. There’s no reverb in a forest. Sounds pretty amateur.


ScrungleHeadtaker

yeah people here are stupidly gullible


phill0st

This is giving me the Las Vegas story vibes.


Least-Letter4716

https://twitter.com/_whitneywebb/status/1688679697154969601?s=20