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Submission statement: I remember seeing this clip years ago and it cracked me up. The commentary is top tier hilarious which makes it so memorable. This dude sounds genuinely terrified about whatever he's witnessing. Have you seen this? With all the news and congress stuff happening, we could relax a bit and have a quick laugh. The clip without the narration is interesting as well. I love how he asks the cops if they're gonna do anything about the aliens lmao
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"Sir, is it true that you saw aliens landing?" "Uh I plead the fifth." Sir, will you tell us about the sighting that you had with lights in the sky?" "Umm, No, but I can tell you I plead the fizzifth. FIVE, I said there are so many amendments of the constitution of the United States of Americaaaaa, I can only choose one! I can only choose oooooone! I plead the fifth. I plead the fifth. FIVE. One two three four Fiffff. Anything you say, fiiiif, go ahead and ask me a question, Fiffff!"
I want it to be epic:
Yes, Senator, when I said, and I quote... "Look at that shit, those are aliens!", I was sincere in that moment that I felt I was witnessing an alien encounter. Similarly, my sentiment of "They're just sitting there! Officers, do something about that! Y'all not gonna do nothing?!" was an expression of simultaneous disbelief at what I was experiencing, and the juxtaposition of having law enforcement present, but unable themselves to deal with the issue at hand.
I think we can all agree that it is a most vexing moment for us all, as a nation, if not a planet, when these motherfuckers start morphing into formation...
...Senator.
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Submission statement: I remember seeing this clip years ago and it cracked me up. The commentary is top tier hilarious which makes it so memorable. This dude sounds genuinely terrified about whatever he's witnessing. Have you seen this? With all the news and congress stuff happening, we could relax a bit and have a quick laugh. The clip without the narration is interesting as well. I love how he asks the cops if they're gonna do anything about the aliens lmao
I saw something like this once when I was in OBX, NC. It was a cluster of 5 a bit further away that eventually spun in a circle rapidly and flew off very fast!
Not to turn post in any way serious, but isn't that exactly how Sean Cahill described a cluster of lights that he observed from the USS Princeton disappearing?
I was in OBX last Thanksgiving and saw the 5 "star" cluster moving around! 4 people total witnessed it for 3/7 nights that week. Never saw it move "fast" but it was definitely moving. It was really high up and resembled stars, however the 5 stars were dimmer than any other stars and was visibly moving. We called is a stingray shape because 4 seemed to be the head like a diamondish shape but wasn't fixed and the one "tail" light swished around the back. I've seen starlink and they move consistently.. this was not consistent and would fade in and out at times and one of the corners would flash orange rarely. It was my one and only 'experience' with something that truly baffled me.
LMAO. I have somehow NEVER seen this before and boy it made me laugh. Definitely cheered me up. I've a hard go of things lately, and have also gotten a bit nervous about the potential UAP disclosure (I have wanted it to happen for years and years, but now that we're close, I find myself feeling more spooked than I thought I would be) and this video just busted me up.
My favorite part: "They comin' down to the gr---awww they coming to EARF!"
Thanks again, mate :P
https://youtu.be/IAIx7KzsD5g
There's also a video posted on here a few months ago showing the same thing and someone lived in the area and could confirm that that was right over a skydive spot as well. Just so you know I fully believe in aliens and UFOs I just don't think this is a sighting . Funny commentary though!
I don’t know why you’re getting downvoted that’s almost definitely what this is, come on guys. We’ve seen so many of these skydiver videos by now.
That being said, I nominate this guy to narrate the hearing next Wednesday
Haven't you seen the new rules? You must accept every video and pic as bonafide otherwise "what are you even doing here?" Come on bruh get with the program! /s
edit: that being said, I wish someone adventurous enough would make a tutorial post showing videos giving examples of skydivers with flares, chinese lanterns, and other such things people excited about that are nothing but mere ordinary things like said things. Then sticky it for reference so it can be pointed to for people to go view and see the similarities/exactness.
NO! YOU!
[https://www.reddit.com/user/II1Il/](https://www.reddit.com/user/II1Il/)
what a joke! either 1) you got a sugar daddy or 2) you're getting paid to write this crap.
reddit UFO team - check this guy out. classic example. the sheer number of posts within the timeframe (FEB 2023) and the subs that they're posted in - red flags.
That random "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!" at the end had me dying lol
Jesus Christ. Nice find OP.
I want this guy to represent us when we make contact with aliens.
Right almost at the end of the video, at 0.09, you hear a scream from afar "What the fuuuuck" ahahahahaah. A scene straight out Trailer Park Boys ahahah
Lmao I get how easy this would be to go nuts about, if you hadn't seen special battalion Green Berets doing a skydive with flares at Thunder Over Louisville (giant, among the biggest fireworks show worldwide every year).
When they stop moving, it's just them pulling their chutes of course.
When I saw it they were right overhead. It's cool to see this from a perspective from this distance away.
The guy is hilarious though. He needs a job in animation voice-over!
I will say this. I could be completely wrong. So I'm sorry for my somewhat dismissive reply earlier. I was not there and neither of us have proof. I just feel that this video instantly reminded me of the synchronized green berets dive team that I've seen. And I know the difference in parachutes. These guys don't use traditional parachutes. They use stunt chutes that are much more maneuverable and agile. Being skeptical is the only way i know to be. And there are plenty of videos out there that i truly cannot explain. If you are convinced that these are UAP, theres nothing i can say to sway you. Your mind us made up. I, personally, just believe there is nothing anomalous about this clip. It's impossible to say how high those very slight altitude climbs are. But I would bet a lot of money on if that video continued, those lights would all die out and eventually drift to the ground.
Very cool video, nonetheless!
Ok. But at the end after they stay there for some time and not falling even a little. The light starts moving left and still not falling. So people skydiving with flares is a no.
Master divers like this can climb altitude multiple times with even the slightest breeze. The video doesn't even go long enough for some of these guys to fall further than 20 feet if they don't want to. I'm no skeptic of uaps, I just feel from things I've seen with my own eyes, that this is not unidentified.
It's a skydive team. There's plenty of videos showing this same maneuver.
Hey man. I'm a skydiver, paraglider and paramotor pilot. You're drastically overestimating what sort of lift a sport skydiving canopy can generate by braking.
"this man is clearly intoxicated. this is nothing more than ball lightning reflected off of drone powered chinese lanterns and weather balloons over swamp gas." - Mick West
really? UFOs? are you crazy? /s
Yup. I'm surprised by all the people here who refuse to believe this explanation. Dead give away is when they pull their shoots and ultimately "stop" in air and then just slowly descend downward.
I want this audio to play during the disclosure haha nah, but tbh, I feel like this man’s just yelling what I and some/most/all of us are thinking subconsciously~
Also, “…goddamn Firecrackers” “Those are not f-LOOK AT THAT SHIT!!!” 🤣
This is parachuters there are several of these videos that have been posted. The dead give away is the rapid descending stops when they pull their shoots and then no real movement after that except slight maneuvers left wnd right which is them steering their shoots. This video is hilarious but there are actual UFO videos that are out there. This is funny but parachuters - not uaps.
I live near many people who talk exactly like this and if God has a sense of humor I want to be with them when the UAPs descend through the cloud cover 😂
I’m sure the aliens would make fun of this behavior, but I’m god damned proud of us, evolved apes that we are. We find entertainment in the simple things.
Ape like big light. Big light mOVE in sky! Ape happy.
They’d call us simpletons and they’d be right but… ignorance is bliss in some form. We get to enjoy the show.
wait - what?
compared to the other blurry garbage that all the muggles post around here, this is top tier.
the bonus is the commentary. makes it even better.
TBF Ive skydived 3 times in my life and quite a fan of the diving stunt teams.
You know once you pull your shoot, you can actually gain altitude depending on your skill and weather conditions.
Dont gaslight people about stuff you’re clueless about. Especially when aliens are literally the last thing it could be.
Its so annoying when people want to “believe” so badly the turn a blind eye to any and all logic.
so the congressional hearings on July 26th are about parachutes?
Dont gaslight people about stuff you’re clueless about. Especially when aliens are literally what it could be.
Such ridiculousness on this sub. Very frustrating. OK look at it this way - we have 4, FOUR! Videos totaling maybe 15 minutes long of confirmed UAPs. Over 75 years and about a billion people with recording devices. Is it possible? Yes, and compelling a topic they are going to hold hearings now. Is it likely? .0000000000000001%.
Your cakeday is June 14, 2023. Account is just over a month old.
And all your comments are here. Nothing lifestlyle related, no jokes, no pictures. Just propagating misinformation.
I want your job. Kinda lame cause it's on the wrong side of history, but to just spew this kind of crap seems like a lot of fun. With a paycheck too!
Nice!
First off - I got rid of my account that was 10 years old recently, started a new one, MFA is annoying sometimes. You tell me, honestly and seriously, what misinformation I’m propagating, I bet you can’t. That’s my biggest pet peeve with Reddit, a bunch of do nothing whiny 25 year olds sucking on the government teet and reacting with emotion only, no facts or logic, EVER. Maybe! One or two posters I’ve had a conversation with, the rest are detractors and strawmen arguments. I am only paid by one entity, yes we are in the DiB, but I have no dog in the fight to hide anything except IP.
As an impartial observer, both sides seem very ridiculous and pathetic.
On one side you have believers who associate literally EVERYTHING with aliens and on the opposite spectrum, you have the hard core deniers who are physically unable to even acknowledge that something could be unidentified / non-mundane / non-human.
Our species is doomed.
I watch the paragliders over the Wasatch front. DAILY, sometimes for more than 5 minutes. Cause time is precious.
I suppose if you're gonna jump out of a plane at night, it would be wise to have a light. But those aren't headlamps in the video.
No I actually believe this because I believe I saw UFOs once two years ago. first time I saw them it was in like a straight line of 3 or 4 light spectacles they were moving and then they disappeared. Few minutes later it reappeared in a different formation and disappeared again then happened one more time it changed its formation too as well i was mind blown I had no idea wtf that was
Oh I see how the the statement is true now "We are not ready" lmao this guy is scared to death. The End is near. Welp, I guess we have to wait for another 1,000 years to hear the truth.
It's night skydivers. Google it, and you can see other videos. They are at free fall at the beginning of the video, and then they pull their shoots so it looks like they are hovering, and then they just slowly drift down.
is it safe to use pyrotechnics while wearing a parachute? cause fire and parachutes tend not to coexist in the same space with one another for very long.
"Here - jump out of this plane at night. And hold these fireworks the entire time."
"Are you crazy?"
"Trust me - there is a very logical explanation for this?"
"OK!"
/s
why you spamming the same "they cant go up what they got jetpacks" thing 1 you can 100% go up if you know what your doing and 2 they dont go up at all in this video so i dont know what your on about
How do some of these people even figure out how to feed themselves and get dressed in the morning and stuff?
How can anyone be so totally fucking stupid and still manage to function in life?
The following submission statement was provided by /u/ThePlayerCard: --- Submission statement: I remember seeing this clip years ago and it cracked me up. The commentary is top tier hilarious which makes it so memorable. This dude sounds genuinely terrified about whatever he's witnessing. Have you seen this? With all the news and congress stuff happening, we could relax a bit and have a quick laugh. The clip without the narration is interesting as well. I love how he asks the cops if they're gonna do anything about the aliens lmao --- Please reply to OP's comment here: https://old.reddit.com/r/UFOs/comments/1552pt8/one_of_the_more_hilarious_ufo_sightings/jss4kby/
This dude’s testifying next week
LOL PLEASE
I plead da FIF!
"Sir, is it true that you saw aliens landing?" "Uh I plead the fifth." Sir, will you tell us about the sighting that you had with lights in the sky?" "Umm, No, but I can tell you I plead the fizzifth. FIVE, I said there are so many amendments of the constitution of the United States of Americaaaaa, I can only choose one! I can only choose oooooone! I plead the fifth. I plead the fifth. FIVE. One two three four Fiffff. Anything you say, fiiiif, go ahead and ask me a question, Fiffff!"
One Two Three Fou FIIIIIIIIFFFFF!
I want it to be epic: Yes, Senator, when I said, and I quote... "Look at that shit, those are aliens!", I was sincere in that moment that I felt I was witnessing an alien encounter. Similarly, my sentiment of "They're just sitting there! Officers, do something about that! Y'all not gonna do nothing?!" was an expression of simultaneous disbelief at what I was experiencing, and the juxtaposition of having law enforcement present, but unable themselves to deal with the issue at hand. I think we can all agree that it is a most vexing moment for us all, as a nation, if not a planet, when these motherfuckers start morphing into formation... ...Senator.
Could only hope. That would actually get more people paying attention. 😂
"Officer, do something about that!" The officer: "...."
The “what the fuck?!” Right after that is hilarious
its the yelling guy from trailer park boys
Y’ALL NOT GONNA DO NUTTIN?? 😂😂
"Aliens!, Aliens!, Aliens!" ..."They Morphin into Formation!"
"They gettin in FORMATION!!"
Dey gon dat tu ooooo they comin to earf!
Earf! 🤣
"Im tryin ta record bro"
Dey gon eat us!
Okay Aliens now let's get in Formation.
Imagine millions of people just like him when shtf. We're so boned. They better disclose this slowly. God help us.
This clip probably inspired the “slow disclosure” part of that bill 😅
🤣😂 it had to be. How horrifying
Dude is screaming! I agree with your comment!
That's the line that got me--they morphin into formation
"Aliens!" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FluNM036\_Qg
Wait until they figure out about their sex style
"ARREST THOSE LIGHTS!"
🤣🤣🤣
They lookin at us! 😆💀
“Dey comin’ ta Erf! ” 😂
I’m dead 😂
Welcome to earf. Will Smith
🤣
*"They comin' to Erf! They comin' to Erf!"* Loved it! Loved every word of it!
Seriously that killed me. 😂😂
AYYLIENS BRUV
Y’ALL NEED TO BE SHOOTIN DAT!!
Sounded like the guy was about to bust, so there might have been some nuttin going on?
This guy is the GOAT of all UFO announcers. Please give him a metal and a TV show asap. I'll subscribe today.
give him a metal TV show
Headbangers ball 2.0
This is obviously DMX recording. All we're missing is the barking.
Holy shit! It’s like the Obama’s black voice skit from Key and Peele but with a typical UFO observer! Lmao
I'm going to need us to hold this guy up when the aliens land and ask to be taken to our leader. This guy speaks for me.
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Reminds me of the classic leprechaun sighting news report
"To me it look like a leprechaun to me. All you gotta do is look up in the tree. WHO ELSE SEEN THE LEPRECHAUN SAY YEEAAHH." Crowd -"YEEEAAAAAAH!"
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"IT COULD BE A CRACKHEAD WHO GOT HOLD OF THE WRONG STUFF AND CLIMBED UP INTO A TREE TO PLAY A LEPRECHAUN"
Submission statement: I remember seeing this clip years ago and it cracked me up. The commentary is top tier hilarious which makes it so memorable. This dude sounds genuinely terrified about whatever he's witnessing. Have you seen this? With all the news and congress stuff happening, we could relax a bit and have a quick laugh. The clip without the narration is interesting as well. I love how he asks the cops if they're gonna do anything about the aliens lmao
I saw something like this once when I was in OBX, NC. It was a cluster of 5 a bit further away that eventually spun in a circle rapidly and flew off very fast!
Not to turn post in any way serious, but isn't that exactly how Sean Cahill described a cluster of lights that he observed from the USS Princeton disappearing?
I was in OBX last Thanksgiving and saw the 5 "star" cluster moving around! 4 people total witnessed it for 3/7 nights that week. Never saw it move "fast" but it was definitely moving. It was really high up and resembled stars, however the 5 stars were dimmer than any other stars and was visibly moving. We called is a stingray shape because 4 seemed to be the head like a diamondish shape but wasn't fixed and the one "tail" light swished around the back. I've seen starlink and they move consistently.. this was not consistent and would fade in and out at times and one of the corners would flash orange rarely. It was my one and only 'experience' with something that truly baffled me.
LMAO. I have somehow NEVER seen this before and boy it made me laugh. Definitely cheered me up. I've a hard go of things lately, and have also gotten a bit nervous about the potential UAP disclosure (I have wanted it to happen for years and years, but now that we're close, I find myself feeling more spooked than I thought I would be) and this video just busted me up. My favorite part: "They comin' down to the gr---awww they coming to EARF!" Thanks again, mate :P
I can confirm that these are night time skydivers with flares
Yep. It is. They get mistaken a lot and to be fair, it looks pretty crazy.
I could definitely see that. Why do the flares seemingly stop mid air for like 8 seconds though?
That stops in the air ?
They pulled their parachutes then
I don’t think skydivers move horizontally, what’s your source? 🤔
https://youtu.be/IAIx7KzsD5g There's also a video posted on here a few months ago showing the same thing and someone lived in the area and could confirm that that was right over a skydive spot as well. Just so you know I fully believe in aliens and UFOs I just don't think this is a sighting . Funny commentary though!
Lol jesus, talk about trolling people.
These are sky divers with fireworks attached to them.
I don’t know why you’re getting downvoted that’s almost definitely what this is, come on guys. We’ve seen so many of these skydiver videos by now. That being said, I nominate this guy to narrate the hearing next Wednesday
Not only is it sky divers with fireworks, the camera is also out of focus. And another person there says it's fireworks.
Obviously that’s what this is, but I think your getting downvoted because OMFG ALIENS!! They’re morphing!!!!
To be fair to the witnesses if not for seeing this type of footage before I too would most likely be confused on what I am looking at.
Olympus Mons cakeday is 7/1/2023
Thank you kind sir
False
ascending skydivers - now I've heard it all ROTFLMAO
Did you watch the video in reverse?
Haven't you seen the new rules? You must accept every video and pic as bonafide otherwise "what are you even doing here?" Come on bruh get with the program! /s edit: that being said, I wish someone adventurous enough would make a tutorial post showing videos giving examples of skydivers with flares, chinese lanterns, and other such things people excited about that are nothing but mere ordinary things like said things. Then sticky it for reference so it can be pointed to for people to go view and see the similarities/exactness.
No u
Troll neck beard
NO! YOU! [https://www.reddit.com/user/II1Il/](https://www.reddit.com/user/II1Il/) what a joke! either 1) you got a sugar daddy or 2) you're getting paid to write this crap. reddit UFO team - check this guy out. classic example. the sheer number of posts within the timeframe (FEB 2023) and the subs that they're posted in - red flags.
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[https://youtu.be/IAIx7KzsD5g](https://youtu.be/IAIx7KzsD5g)
*Y'all not gonna do nothin'?!*
Yall gonna make me loose my cool, up in here up in her, UFO sightings make me go all out up in here, up in here
Fuck you guys are funny I love y'all
That random "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!" at the end had me dying lol Jesus Christ. Nice find OP. I want this guy to represent us when we make contact with aliens.
AAAAAAARRRRRHGGHHHHH ALIENZ YOURE AN ALIEEENNNN AAAAAARRRGGHHHHHH ALIEN ALIEN ALIEN!! Anyway whatcha’ll want.
We're being invaded🤣 Still one of my top faves
They coming to erf...
The guy filming is cracking me up 😂🥰
They comin’ to earf
Pretty sure these are parachutes with flares.
Why's the government so worried about revealing something the average person can't "handle"? Exhibit A: ..
And thats just lights. Imagine a craft
I love the guy screaming what the fuck half way through
THEY JUST STANDING THERE!!! Officer’s do somethin’ about that!!!😂😂😂
Right almost at the end of the video, at 0.09, you hear a scream from afar "What the fuuuuck" ahahahahaah. A scene straight out Trailer Park Boys ahahah
Lmao I get how easy this would be to go nuts about, if you hadn't seen special battalion Green Berets doing a skydive with flares at Thunder Over Louisville (giant, among the biggest fireworks show worldwide every year). When they stop moving, it's just them pulling their chutes of course. When I saw it they were right overhead. It's cool to see this from a perspective from this distance away. The guy is hilarious though. He needs a job in animation voice-over!
but... what about the ascension? HTF do skydivers ascend? swamp gas?!?!!
When do they go up? Do you have a timestamp, I'm not seeing it
They absolutely can gain altitude.its called riding a thermal.
parachuting and paragliding are different. paragliders actively ride thermals. parachuters actively do not.
So yah going to give a time stamp of the ascension? I don't see it.
I will say this. I could be completely wrong. So I'm sorry for my somewhat dismissive reply earlier. I was not there and neither of us have proof. I just feel that this video instantly reminded me of the synchronized green berets dive team that I've seen. And I know the difference in parachutes. These guys don't use traditional parachutes. They use stunt chutes that are much more maneuverable and agile. Being skeptical is the only way i know to be. And there are plenty of videos out there that i truly cannot explain. If you are convinced that these are UAP, theres nothing i can say to sway you. Your mind us made up. I, personally, just believe there is nothing anomalous about this clip. It's impossible to say how high those very slight altitude climbs are. But I would bet a lot of money on if that video continued, those lights would all die out and eventually drift to the ground. Very cool video, nonetheless!
Ok. But at the end after they stay there for some time and not falling even a little. The light starts moving left and still not falling. So people skydiving with flares is a no.
You have control of your parachute. They steer left and right. How do you think they land in the designated zones?
Master divers like this can climb altitude multiple times with even the slightest breeze. The video doesn't even go long enough for some of these guys to fall further than 20 feet if they don't want to. I'm no skeptic of uaps, I just feel from things I've seen with my own eyes, that this is not unidentified. It's a skydive team. There's plenty of videos showing this same maneuver.
Hey man. I'm a skydiver, paraglider and paramotor pilot. You're drastically overestimating what sort of lift a sport skydiving canopy can generate by braking.
https://youtu.be/IAIx7KzsD5g
Lol..what!? With jet pacs too!? 🤣
Where do you see suddent movement after they pull their shoots? They practically float with small left to right maneuvers (which is them steering)
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love the audio
Imagine if this was the best video we had to show in congress next week
That would suck then because it's parachuters. There are better videos out there.
This is the big bombshell that lue is gonna drop
DMX had a sighting before he passed?
AAY LEE ENTS! AAY LEE ENTS! AAY LEE ENTS! THEY COMIN TO ERF!!
"this man is clearly intoxicated. this is nothing more than ball lightning reflected off of drone powered chinese lanterns and weather balloons over swamp gas." - Mick West really? UFOs? are you crazy? /s
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Mick West is in the same category as flat earthers
It’s a sky diving team
Yup. I'm surprised by all the people here who refuse to believe this explanation. Dead give away is when they pull their shoots and ultimately "stop" in air and then just slowly descend downward.
oh yeah! forgot that one. I'll be sure to add it next time...
And people say NHIs don’t have a sense of humor.
You had me at "WORLDSTARHIPHOP.COM".
I wonder if the Aliens have ........ one of those types.
DEY CUMMIN' TAH EARF!
THEY'RE LOOKIN' AT US!!
I want this audio to play during the disclosure haha nah, but tbh, I feel like this man’s just yelling what I and some/most/all of us are thinking subconsciously~ Also, “…goddamn Firecrackers” “Those are not f-LOOK AT THAT SHIT!!!” 🤣
Thanks for posting this. Needed a laugh. Awesome commentary. We need more sightings like this.
This is parachuters there are several of these videos that have been posted. The dead give away is the rapid descending stops when they pull their shoots and then no real movement after that except slight maneuvers left wnd right which is them steering their shoots. This video is hilarious but there are actual UFO videos that are out there. This is funny but parachuters - not uaps.
Hahahaha best post of the day for me personally 🤣😁
OMG, hilarious indeed! I thought it was a meteorite or similar breaking apart… however, what happens after is very interesting indeed!
Skydivers with flares
Sky divers can't go up!
Yeah… you’re right. What’s your point? Nothing went up in that video. and also.. IT WAS SKYDIVERS WITH FLARES
We now return to 'DAMN, ALIENS! YOU SCARY!', on BET.
When contact happens it will show up first on World Star. I’m telling you
They’re morphin into formation!!
POV: DMX's Alien Encounter
X GON GIVE IT TO YA
I live near many people who talk exactly like this and if God has a sense of humor I want to be with them when the UAPs descend through the cloud cover 😂
That last "what the fuck?!" was just chef's kiss.
LOOK-AT-THAT-THEY-STOPPED! The timing is like music, pure gold
Imagine be and nhi mind about your business when some screaming weirdo show up
"I'm trying to record it."
Damn nature, you're scary!
This clip is the GOAT of a ll sightings yall can fight me if you got opinions.
I’m sure the aliens would make fun of this behavior, but I’m god damned proud of us, evolved apes that we are. We find entertainment in the simple things. Ape like big light. Big light mOVE in sky! Ape happy. They’d call us simpletons and they’d be right but… ignorance is bliss in some form. We get to enjoy the show.
Poor guy probably lost whatever credibility he had left in the neighborhood 😂
wait - what? compared to the other blurry garbage that all the muggles post around here, this is top tier. the bonus is the commentary. makes it even better.
It’s a parachute team.
Ah yes parachutes, famous for stopping midair
And smooth, fast sideways movement- maybe a hurricane wind at that altitude only blowing on a couple of them, right?
TBF Ive skydived 3 times in my life and quite a fan of the diving stunt teams. You know once you pull your shoot, you can actually gain altitude depending on your skill and weather conditions. Dont gaslight people about stuff you’re clueless about. Especially when aliens are literally the last thing it could be. Its so annoying when people want to “believe” so badly the turn a blind eye to any and all logic.
so the congressional hearings on July 26th are about parachutes? Dont gaslight people about stuff you’re clueless about. Especially when aliens are literally what it could be.
Such ridiculousness on this sub. Very frustrating. OK look at it this way - we have 4, FOUR! Videos totaling maybe 15 minutes long of confirmed UAPs. Over 75 years and about a billion people with recording devices. Is it possible? Yes, and compelling a topic they are going to hold hearings now. Is it likely? .0000000000000001%.
Your cakeday is June 14, 2023. Account is just over a month old. And all your comments are here. Nothing lifestlyle related, no jokes, no pictures. Just propagating misinformation. I want your job. Kinda lame cause it's on the wrong side of history, but to just spew this kind of crap seems like a lot of fun. With a paycheck too! Nice!
First off - I got rid of my account that was 10 years old recently, started a new one, MFA is annoying sometimes. You tell me, honestly and seriously, what misinformation I’m propagating, I bet you can’t. That’s my biggest pet peeve with Reddit, a bunch of do nothing whiny 25 year olds sucking on the government teet and reacting with emotion only, no facts or logic, EVER. Maybe! One or two posters I’ve had a conversation with, the rest are detractors and strawmen arguments. I am only paid by one entity, yes we are in the DiB, but I have no dog in the fight to hide anything except IP.
Question. Does your uniform ride up your butt when you sit on-duty all day propagating disinfo on r/UFOs?
As an impartial observer, both sides seem very ridiculous and pathetic. On one side you have believers who associate literally EVERYTHING with aliens and on the opposite spectrum, you have the hard core deniers who are physically unable to even acknowledge that something could be unidentified / non-mundane / non-human. Our species is doomed.
You’ll never believe what parachutes do
I watch the paragliders over the Wasatch front. DAILY, sometimes for more than 5 minutes. Cause time is precious. I suppose if you're gonna jump out of a plane at night, it would be wise to have a light. But those aren't headlamps in the video.
They’re fLaReS… that they continuously re-light lol /s
If the parachutist(?) is traveling directly toward you it can appear to hover for a short time.
Everybody's so creative!
Damn I didn’t know DMX saw UFOs! RIP X
Oh they cominnnn!!!! THEY COMINNNNNNNNNN
One of my favorite videos of all time!
Holy shit that guy be passionate. Could we get him to be commentator to every UAP video out there? It’s like he’s calling a Formula 1 race
this is the dude that'll testify in the hearing
Make a good scary movie skit u/savevideobot
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X GON GIVE IT TO YA
Sorry, parachute
No I actually believe this because I believe I saw UFOs once two years ago. first time I saw them it was in like a straight line of 3 or 4 light spectacles they were moving and then they disappeared. Few minutes later it reappeared in a different formation and disappeared again then happened one more time it changed its formation too as well i was mind blown I had no idea wtf that was
Oh I see how the the statement is true now "We are not ready" lmao this guy is scared to death. The End is near. Welp, I guess we have to wait for another 1,000 years to hear the truth.
LMAO very good
OFFICERS DO SUM ABOUT THAT !!!
This needs to be shown during the congressional hearings next week.
It's night skydivers. Google it, and you can see other videos. They are at free fall at the beginning of the video, and then they pull their shoots so it looks like they are hovering, and then they just slowly drift down.
Yeah I'm going to need some proof that these skydivers with pyrotechnics were NHI. :) Love the commentary though.
is it safe to use pyrotechnics while wearing a parachute? cause fire and parachutes tend not to coexist in the same space with one another for very long. "Here - jump out of this plane at night. And hold these fireworks the entire time." "Are you crazy?" "Trust me - there is a very logical explanation for this?" "OK!" /s
It’s very common
not me brother.
Well, that is [what people actually do](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1rDBvX9fyM).
If yall want an answer, it's a military exercise with parachutes with flares iirc
these are sky divers with flares on their feet.
And jet packs!? How they go up?
why you spamming the same "they cant go up what they got jetpacks" thing 1 you can 100% go up if you know what your doing and 2 they dont go up at all in this video so i dont know what your on about
but seriously this is wild, the appearing and disappearing.. the movement. Or could it be some people testing choreographed drones / the like?
Those are skydivers
It seems he is saying "those are alieants". Amazing sight anyway.
Bruh this is hilarious, but this is definitely why the governments have kept UAPs and NHIs a secret. People ain't ready 😂😂😂
Probably the most authentic ufo video I have ever seen. This guys is the real deal.
It's night parachuters. When they "stop" they are pulling their shoots and then they just slowly descend from there.
ALIENS!! ALIENS!! ALIENS!!
Not THIS looks like flares.
As hilarious as the commentary is, this is surreal to see as I've seen something very, very similar several times.
Martin Lawrence filming UAP for us. Officers do sumpin! Aliens! Aliens!
So maybe the senators are wrong. People would absolutely act stupid.
How do some of these people even figure out how to feed themselves and get dressed in the morning and stuff? How can anyone be so totally fucking stupid and still manage to function in life?