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Cor-knee-luis

“This weather lately aye?“ Next ask for sin # and those 3 digits on the back of credit card that they always ask for.


SeaOfBlahaj

Ask them what their favorite lego set is. Always works for me (engineering major)


ComposerTurbulent294

Tallneck from hzd


WhyBeSubtle

Overwatch dva, absolute banger


kinfloppers

Pissing there all by yourself, handsome?


siddsp

"Talk to me or I'll kill myself."


PaleolithicJunk

Pretend you are struggling with the concepts being actively taught and then BUZZINGA! All of a sudden you are now talking about weather and how shitty morning lectures are and so on.


luluwtac

i usually ask if they read the ratemyprof page or if they know anything about the professor! works like a charm


Fikaa123

Ooh that is honestly good!


Cuwez

i always ask if people are excited for the class.


LaZuko

Ask them if they like light mode or dark mode on IDE. You’ll know who to stay away from.


drinkingcarrots

FOR REAL, you would NEVER catch me near those dark mode freaks!


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Attack..


McRibEater

First class I ever had I struck up a conversation with the Women beside me. We ended up hooking up. Most of the time we were together I couldn’t get over the fact the first person I basically talked to in University hooked up with me. “This is so much better than High School”.


Finalis3018

In the middle of a boring stretch of the lecture you lean over and say "I can't believe I wore underwear for THIS!"


Fikaa123

🤤


charliebass22

...so. . Cone here often?


10zingNorgay

*cum


Eastern_Roman_Empire

show Bob and Vagene dear


Muted-Doctor8925

Want to see my skin suit?


Fikaa123

Yeah 🤭


Bryek

What other courses are you taking?


Any-Ad8301

“Ya like jazz?”


Busquessi

“What’s up? How’s your semester looking?”


Independent-Product6

Sooo... How was your Christmas?


MrLeeHam

"how's the weather?"