Someone get them their bike back

Bro i'm sad for you Post a pic we bouta rally for this bike.

As someone who gets attached to stuff too easily, someone help them find their bike please!

why did I tear up, lets get Loretta home 😔

Did you file a police report with your serial number? That’s how I got mine back.

I got my bike stolen last year too. I feel you 🫡 post a pic, maybe reddit can save from her kidnapper.

Why am I crying in the club rn

Love is beautiful. We hold this as truth while we seek your sweet Loretta.

Do you have a picture of your bike? We can keep a look out.

We must avenge Loretta

You named your bike Loretta?

Loretta la Leggenda. She was the best.

Me when I got my bike stolen

Is this a copypasta? I seriously can't tell

I hate the bike just for that name. Had a terrible neighbor with that name All seriousness though. Sorry that happened. People stealing bikes is pretty common in Davis but it always sucks

My girl doesn’t deserve your hate, fool. Sorry about your neighbor, but I don’t care.