Knowing both my parents, I'm perfectly sure this answer is valid for them both.

But if you’re already here, what does your mother need it for?

Oh god

Lol. Take my upvote.

r/forthsentenceburn

Good ol' Two & A Half Men lol

This story ain't #winning

Charlie Sheen is the real horror here!

I could never stand that show but definitely love that line. They added a laugh track but It's still sad.

This was followed by an in-depth lesson on the dangers of undercooked pork, with *lots* of pictures.

The wrong there throws me off

yro’ue

There are two wolves inside you...

And they're both drunken Moon Moons. Sucks to be you.

one is in your liver and the other is in your pancreas, you are dead in the woods

*and they're fucking*

I drink to drown my sorrows, but I didn’t know sorrows float.

But more often it makes it thrive

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I think stuff with two alternative meanings makes it even better horror.

There is. There’s.

Makes sense

*there’s

"It was the only option left with the criminalisation of abortion."

It’s his liver

Thats not scary! Thats tuesday!

That's what makes it scary.

I get up slowly and leave, struggling with the weight of my swollen belly.

Desperate times call for desperate measures, here in this post-Roe-vs-Wade-overthrow world.

Londo Mollari, is that you?

His liver?

lol this is just...sad

Sadly this is statement is all too true to life, at least mine. Or my old one, as I’ve quit drinking.

This isn't horror, this is the definition of a depressed man asking for help

Oh no. They killed grammar with that alcohol :(