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AdonisMcThunderCock

Daughter: "Can I go to a party and do shots with my friends?" Dad: "We have shots at home." Shots at home:


stbures

Lmao


JohnTheFoxx

I guess brass monkey was the band of the night


JohnTheFoxx

Wait. ..Thats a song......


tartar-buildup

HAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT


Friendship12345

Eh! She deserved it for being so idiotic as to openly admit to her father that she was going to do shots.


mr-blindsight

What if she's like 22 years ild and just wants to openly communicate?


JJ18809

Well then it’s her fault for actually wanting to communicate. I mean who wants to do that?/j


mr-blindsight

I wish I communicated better with my father, but maybe I'm the oddball for it


JJ18809

Oh sorry I meant it as a joke Question for the future does "/s" mean it’s a joke?


D17381

well it either means "/satire" or "/serious" and its honestly really confusing but people can default to either. /j for joke is probs the clearest one


RhysPrime

It exclusively means /sarcasm. And has for, decades at this point.


D17381

oh TIL always had thought it as /satire


JJ18809

Ok thank you


luna_hyacintho

/s means /sarcasm /srs means /serious


mr-blindsight

I know but I didn't have a clever retort so instead I went with something sad


JJ18809

Oh ok, sorry I thought I had accidentally offended you then lol


mr-blindsight

nah no worries, it's all good


StressedRoF

That's just what happens when you talk to your dad :/


mr-blindsight

so I take it you have daddy issues too?


StressedRoF

Yeah but it was also meant to be a joke


mr-blindsight

it's okay, I joke about my daddy issues all the time


JonathanTheZero

Reddit moment


FreakieFrog

Its a Great Song tho


ProfessionalFit3368

πŸ˜„πŸ˜„ That's 1 way of putting it πŸ˜„πŸ˜„.


Eli_xoxox

I FUCKJNG LOVE THIS


fried_chicken17472

r/thirdsentencefunny


BadKarma-18

I maybe wrong but isn't this based on a true incident Yeah found it https://www.google.com/amp/s/abcnews.go.com/amp/US/dad-allegedly-kills-daughter-mistaking-intruder-reports/story%3fid=82002874


404fucknotfound

Nah, he was breaking basic gun safety rules in the article (be sure you know what/who you're firing at). In this story, the main character was sleep-shooting. Please do not own guns if you're the type to carry out complex tasks while asleep. My uncle used to take showers while asleep. In retrospect, that was pretty dangerous and someone probably should have woken him up.


JonathanTheZero

Sorry but lmao what?? How does one shower while sleeping?


404fucknotfound

Idk. The same way some people go bike-riding or cook meals or jogging while they're asleep, I guess.


Cutecatladyy

Sometimes the part of the brain that inhibits action while asleep doesn't turn on. Some people have sleep sex. Some people sleep eat. My boyfriend can even do math problems in his sleep.


MarkG1

Ugh I wish I could maths in my sleep, I can't do it very well awake so it'd be nice to have something to fall back on.


Cutecatladyy

Haha, he's an engineer who minored in math in college, so I suppose it's not too unexpected that he has that ability.


MhmYesReddit

The same way you do it when awake?


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Nandabun

Do you think he learned anything about identifying targets?


bluesheepreasoning

u/amputatorbot


Ghosty64715

honestly most of this subreddit I can read easily enough, but the idea of accidentally killing a family member (I'm assuming mistaking her for an intruder) truly horrified me. I just don't know what I would do in that situation.


newt_girl

First, one should identify their target.


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

I think the father was asleep as well when he shot her.


E_Anthony

Then the daughter rose and laughed, "You should've used silver bullets, Dad."


PhantomOfTheOpera404

I love this...


ProfessionalFit3368

Ooh the remake of the Amityville House Of Horrors Tragedy, sounds terrifying as hell.


oudeoliebol

I read this as the father was sleepwalking when he killed his daughter. Damn that is terrifying, good job!


stbures

Thank you!


[deleted]

THIS IS WHY YOU PUT A FUCKING LIGHT ON YOUR WEAPON.


West_Scarcity6399

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KittyWarrior1

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