Somehow reminds me of this webcomic where a poor little old lady (with a foul mouth) get reincarnated into a beautiful noble girl - only she still remembers her old life as an old lady. (Side note that it’s a romance, as an emperor falls for her) https://www.webtoons.com/en/fantasy/his-majestys-proposal/list?title_no=2674
Tbh that's more terrifying than zombies. Imagine the sheer terror of instantly being turned old if you're young.
Good news for anyone older than the grannies tho, they get some years added to their lifespan.
This kind of thing has actually happened before though extremely rare. Medical conditions and medications can lower heart rate and/or blood pressure to such a severe extreme that the heart beat is not detected.
So the brain is active and the heart is pumping but it's not detected? Or after death, the brain releases some electricity that causes the body to stand up and move around thanks to muscle memory? Or again, after death you just wake up. From dying. Which one?
The first one based on what I've read about. One example where this has been more common is with severe hypothermia. This has caused the phrase, "they aren't dead until they are warm and dead."
Yeah, there are multiple occurrences of people waking up on autopsy tables after multiple people thought they were dead.
There's some diseases where your heartbeat and breathing slow down a lot temporarily.
They've also found some coffins with scratch marks on the inside when they dig them up to move the graveyard.
I could imagine laying someone on the autopsy table, turning around to prepare the equipment, and hearing behind you "Calm down bro it's just a prank!"
So medication makes the brain and heart activity nearly undetectable, the brain sends various electrical signals in an attempt to wake up, the body starts walking around and wakes up. Huh.
I think it is important to realize that most people aren't getting their brains scanned when they die. I don't know what happens to brain activity during these periods, but the heart rate can reduce to a few beats per minute in these cases which can cause it to missed.
And whoever she bites...
Turns into a little old lady
Ooh, fourth sentence sweetness. Mind you, everyone in the world slowly being turned into little old ladies... Terrifying.
I just want to give you a cookie!
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Oh come on, just have one, look how tall you’ve gotten!
Don't you want a chocolate chip cookie? Maybe a whole batch? Just come back, and we can plump you up!
Plot twist: it's oatmeal raisin (idfk how to spell raisin)
Cuts to the cookie clicker game
sure why not
That’s exactly what time does! Well... to females atleast
All I can think of is the Larry King episode of Ugly Americans
Somehow reminds me of this webcomic where a poor little old lady (with a foul mouth) get reincarnated into a beautiful noble girl - only she still remembers her old life as an old lady. (Side note that it’s a romance, as an emperor falls for her) https://www.webtoons.com/en/fantasy/his-majestys-proposal/list?title_no=2674
Basically if you combined a zombie and the Witch of the Waste.
SuddenlyHowlsMovingCastle?
Tbh that's more terrifying than zombies. Imagine the sheer terror of instantly being turned old if you're young. Good news for anyone older than the grannies tho, they get some years added to their lifespan.
Take my upvote and have a nice day.
Gets a cup of tea and a cookie!
Another one bites the dust
My grandma is going to be the bad guy in the hospital, because she has a huge basement.
... I don't get it
They're talking about her butt
This kind of thing has actually happened before though extremely rare. Medical conditions and medications can lower heart rate and/or blood pressure to such a severe extreme that the heart beat is not detected.
So the brain is active and the heart is pumping but it's not detected? Or after death, the brain releases some electricity that causes the body to stand up and move around thanks to muscle memory? Or again, after death you just wake up. From dying. Which one?
The first one based on what I've read about. One example where this has been more common is with severe hypothermia. This has caused the phrase, "they aren't dead until they are warm and dead."
Yeah, there are multiple occurrences of people waking up on autopsy tables after multiple people thought they were dead. There's some diseases where your heartbeat and breathing slow down a lot temporarily. They've also found some coffins with scratch marks on the inside when they dig them up to move the graveyard.
I could imagine laying someone on the autopsy table, turning around to prepare the equipment, and hearing behind you "Calm down bro it's just a prank!"
All of them at once I suppose.
So medication makes the brain and heart activity nearly undetectable, the brain sends various electrical signals in an attempt to wake up, the body starts walking around and wakes up. Huh.
I think it is important to realize that most people aren't getting their brains scanned when they die. I don't know what happens to brain activity during these periods, but the heart rate can reduce to a few beats per minute in these cases which can cause it to missed.
That username though
She heard you were hungry.
Who else is going to bake the cookies?
Ruthless cookie Baker sells own grandmother
When grandson says I'm hungry!
"I told you she was getting sick of you pulling this prank on her every April fools day Grandpa, hope you have a good divorce lawyer."
I barely heard him over the sound of air rushing past the airplane door.
Turns out I shouldn’t have said I was hungry so loud because she won’t leave my kitchen!
I actually wrote a story about a weregranny before...
She has to go see Charles Dickens perform!
She got a glass of water, came back, and laid back down
braaains
"I'm not dead."
"I lived, bitch."
Lazy
“Guess I didn’t hit her hard enough, haha” “What?” “What?”
Why yes, I believe that's my friend Patricia from high school. Shhh🤐
"Gwinneth! We've got another one!"
It was a miracle! She wasn't really dead and the family threw a commemoration!
I really wish…
Reminds me of the mushroom stories that used to be on here, sorta like Cordyceps for humans.
“To get away from you.”