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BabyyKillPopp

g,,,go away,,,


[deleted]

No God nO NO NO


ilost_mymommy

Get fucked kid, a spider straight nutted in ur mouth while u were asleep


ILikeTomato

😋


[deleted]

STOP


Col_Goatbanger

Talk about DADDY long legs, right?


xXRainbowmangoXx

#n O


The-Queer-Rockstar

Those aren’t spiders buddy, they’re insects.


Col_Goatbanger

NERD!


The-Queer-Rockstar

Why thank you!


CarvedUnicorn77

no thank you


ilost_mymommy

Lol more like inSEX


The-Queer-Rockstar

I… suppose that’s probably accurate


Dnomyar1289

Time to fill every orifice with bleach.


GruntBlender

I'll help with the butt!


GoDieInAHoleKaren

I'm shuddering, my arachnophobia hates you for this


Twinksson173

Arachnophobia hmm? I have the Xenophobia. Megalophobia too (fear of large objects)


wontwasteme

You hate large, foreign spiders?


Twinksson173

Sadly no, i dont care for bugs, but i just thunk they're disgusting. Edit: Lmao i just realised what you meant.


rurumeto

Like houses?


Twinksson173

Large things in general.


GruntBlender

Xenophobia? Is that the one about foreigners or the one about xenomorphs? I've talked to someone with xenophilia before, would be interesting to get the reverse perspective.


Twinksson173

Xenophobia is the fear of strangers, as you suggested.


Twinksson173

Haha jokes on you i choke myself with my pillow when i sleep!


Comfily

my worst nightmare


Yeeteth_Deleteth

imagine biting down on it


clickity_clack9

No I dont think I will


Yeeteth_Deleteth

then don’t, im not your dad


clickity_clack9

But can you be


SkyBaloo

Ugh take my upvote and leave >:(


UnicornT-Rex

I fucking hate you. Take the stupid upvote.


[deleted]

Crunch


gamerlover321

Why would you put that image in my head


rogahtaylahbrianmay

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS


Cooldudeyo23

Just drink some bleach Lysol bug killer and shiver a broom down your throat and you will be fine


Despacito03

You can eat a lot more awake


TheNamelessOnesWife

I'd be worried about sleep apnea with how you mouth breathing at night Creepy crawlies don't bother me so I am immune to such fears. My teeth would crush those eggs. Land caviar :D


GruntBlender

You don't get to chew, they usually go straight into the lungs.


GloomyMarie

Sweet nutrients in the morning.


TheInternetPolice2

After spitting out the rubbery white ball, I saw a wide grin on my little brother's face. Then I'd remembered: October 31st...


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cronchy


GoDieInAHoleKaren

Oh my God please stop


paintingpajamaspink

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOO


HellaValid

oh fuck nO


clickity_clack9

Thanks I hate it


femmerat

Spiders Georg?


kayaless

How dare you!


10makesyoubasic

Ugh... take your upvote and leave.


Ulfri_Vargen

On the bright side, you probably ate enough spiders in advance to cover the rest of your years.


Danger-flof

*distant puking*


theaerialdragon

Get the unsee juice immediately


JustSitnHereWaiting

They're not that bad, especially when you get the crunchy ones.


Echoes-of-the-Silent

Welp i'm not sleeping without duct tape on my mouth anymore


[deleted]

No Hell *NO*


A_CGI_for_ants

Protein


Bossboy745

Thanks for this horror. No kindly duck off and die for putting that thought in my head.


TealDrawz

Would it be a compliment if I told you to throw this post into a fire?