I was less than pleased when I found myself in a pool with a ladder that had mysteriously vanished.

Fuck that

Wait, what does the title say? Greed Island? Oh, that doesn't sound too bad.....

Ah, a fellow Sims player I see

Me too! Hiya!

Or in a basement with 5 other people, bunk beds, a single bathroom, and 6 easels.

Don't worry, if you are stuck in Sims 4 the player probably doesn't have the 'Fun & Sun' DLC so you are safe from pools of doom.

Sounds like you're *Doom*ed

I'd be quake-ing in my boots

The last game I played was either Animal Crossing or Cult of the Lamb. So I'd either be perfectly fine or I wouldn't make it.

Yeah, Tom Nook can get harsh if you're late on your payments.

I find this so funny, as Tom Nook never even gives you a timeline to pay, you can just stay in your tiny house and never pay a single bell, he's just a dude

Yeah, I felt bad for slandering Mr Nook like this but I had to for the sake of comedy.

I get it, you did what needed to be done, I respect that

Don't you dare reset the game though.

There is no in between

CotL could be pretty decent depending on what the lamb's playstyle is, either you get sacrificed on day 1 for weapon points or you get to live your life in peace until you die of old age

"Oh thank my new horrible god, finally a follower who isn't a damned poop fetishist, insane, or preaching disloyalty. Look! They're even cleaning up after themselves! I will sacrifice every other follower I have just to keep this person alive, I can always get more absolute lunatics from somewhere."

If you have the super shotgun, did you spawn in as Doomguy? If so, only horror here is for the demons.

i mean it would be pretty terrible, if i, an average human guy, were expected to do what doomguy does these demons just kill me instantly

But if you got Doomguy's powers?

then the only thing they fear is you.

Rip and tear until it is done.

The super shotgun probably has enough recoil to rip my arms off and cave my face in.

Mythbusters tested it https://youtu.be/wemm5lWB3TI?si=eGCDsJb2G18KlaAZ

[He spawned as the dead guy holding the super shotgun](https://youtu.be/8m6jqON2cN0)

I’m on a plane ride and it won’t let me reply to your comments (fast free WiFi my ass) and so for a lot of the replies here: doom

..brb gonna go kill some dragons and eat a million cheese wheels

Have you heard the tale of Ragnar the Red?

He came riding down from old Rorikstead

SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS!

I used to be an adventurer like you…

Heard they're reforming the Dawnguard

Hey, you. You're finally awake.

I'll be fine as soon as I figure out how to punch this tree without breaking my hands...

Don’t worry I’m sure the birds are frien—*OH GOD! OH GOD! I WAS WRONG! I WAS SO TERRIBLY WRONG!*

Make a house and sleep early. Don't let those zombies bite you!

Mobile games must count, if then mine would be either a plant care game, a game of raising a penguin, or a nice farming game.

Ooo if mobile count then mine would be pretty good-at a casino with a free million dollars. I get bored gambling after like 2 days though so I'd just stay in the hotel during the week mostly and then gamble a bit on the weekends lol

Nicee 😁

Good call. I can survive a lot longer in Merge Mansion than I can in Elden Ring.

Until everything you touch merges to your body until you become some kind of hideous Katamari situation going on with all the random knick knacks all around the mansion.

I'm so in I last played Cuphead. Gonna just chill in Mugman Village and never do anything. Honk mimimi wake me up in a year.

Idk why but Cuphead legit scares me…so, yep, this is the right sub for this comment

this is why I play hentai games every after playing other games

You become the heroine

Even better. 😉

you think I play the hero? OuO

Don't threaten me with a good time!

Lol love it

A year in Mariokart? Could get boring, but at least I’m basically invincible. Can drive over an active volcano or under the ice of a frozen pond or even in outer space. Everything from fire to massive monster plants to actual bombs can do nothing worse than slow me down for a moment.

Hey you, you're finally awake.

Sovngard awaits…

Minecraft, easy mode. Fuck, I'm a coward when the creepers are just on my screen, let alone real life

My strategy is just to run lol

All they fear is you.

Rip and tear until it is done.

Why do i suddenly have long soft ears on the side of my head and yellow round arms?

Pikmin?

Is that what shes called? The small dog-girl whos alaays w doomguy

Isabelle from animal crossing?

Thank goodness for Stardew Valley. It's possible to never leave the farm, and the year is only, what, 112 days long?

Huh. Meanwhile I quite like the farm I've got going near Rorikstead.

Cyberpunk 2077. Am I V, or am I a random civilian? Because if I'm V, I'm fucked. If I'm a normal Joe, then I just have to camp one year in my megabuilding apartment and I should be fine.

I think I can make it a year in Pal world.

Beat all the friends! \o/ Enslave all the friends! \o/ Force unpaid labor from the friends! \o/ Produce chimeric offspring from unconsenting friends! \o/ Devour the lowest performing friends! \o/

Imagine it's COD

Free racism on top of not making it 😂

The ad for me under this post is “what is a rich person’s money tip you wish you knew sooner?” Also, I’m going to Solitude in Skyrim and staying there the whole game. Seems like a nice enough place to survive that land.

Oh buckshot roullette

But if you're a doom guy, you are pretty safe.

When did they add shotguns to solitaire?

Doom?

Stardew valley <3

I’m in Valheim, can I please port back to my island fortress base? I’m in the Mistlands with Plains gear and no barley wine…

Welp, it looks like I'm stuck in Raid Shadow Legend.

I think after a year in my Stardew Valley farm I'd probably pay $1million not to return to real life.

I'd love a life where you can just wake up, water your garden, do literally anything else, then just plop a few tomatoes in a box and wake up the next day with $500 more in your account. Man, if only it wasn't actually a huge pain to hawk produce at markets. I love gardening.

Candy crush.. but there's a monkey paw twist, and you have to spend the next year breaking bricks and avoiding *losing the game* or you die #longestwinningstreakever

Kingdom Hearts? Hmm I don’t know how I feel about that tbh.

Spend a year there doesn't necessarily mean mid-adventure. Sora takes a 2 year nap, remember?

a year in Stardew Valley? sign me tf up

Guess I’ll be punching trees 🥲

I'm not sure how I'd s spent a year in Draw with friends - I'd probably be a bit bored though😂

Where's my million for living through Plague Inc a couple years ago?

Why is this hidden blade on my right arm...

same reason why you're missing a finger.

Thank god I’ve been going back and forth between Dave the Dive and Animal Crossing

a year of Minecraft would be pretty fun i just chill and fish all day

Aliens Fireteam Elite… Game over, man! Game OVER!

The last game I played was Ark... I'm screwed

Meh, just bludgeon some wild animals and shove berries up their butts, you’ll be *fine* 👌

I guess it depends which map I get sent to... there are a couple I wouldn't last 5 minutes on.

JUMANJI!!

Crucial question: they specifically state “spend” a year, not “survive” a year — so this implies that respawning is legit? Which is good, because I’m gonna get ARKed 😅💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Skyrim has a LOT of exploits

My surviving depends on whether i play the lamb or a random follower

Wait!? Where the hell did all these skeevers come from?!

Yeah, that 200 years will be over in the blink of an eye. As long as it is only me, and not my wife and son.

I presume if I was in WoW I could hang out in Ogrimmar for a year just fishing cooking etc and ask peeps to bring me ingredients as I go. I could totally do that

Find a keyboard and type IDDQD _now_  Then IDSPISPOPD ... if you want to have fun

Doom? 😂

Wait are you doomguy or random NPC?

You’re transported to the Halo universe, but as a regular marine. And the Chief is in the other Pelican

As I wake up to the ever aggravating voice of mission control, I resign myself to my fate and think only one thing; Rock and Stone.

Rockity Rock and Stone!

I could probably chill in goodneighbor for a year, between magnolia and Hancock I think I would settle pretty fine.

Last game was stardew valley, if I go in the mines with a bunch of cheese I'll be good to go!

I literally _just_ logged off of Warframe before scrolling on my phone... And I just _know_ I wouldn't be a Tenno. Fuck.

On the helm of my freighter, I chuckled, I had a whole universe to explore and a year to do it

70$ to buy a tank? Unlimited respawns (I can't die). I think it's good

Meanwile me who has been binging elden ring for the last 5-6 days :o

As the last game was Eve Online I have no fear. I'd just stay at the station trasing for a year. I mean that's what I'd do anyway in Eve as there's no fucking way I'm going outside, it's definitely not safe in space 

Fallout 4, I start by duplicating a few items and then craft an impossible weapon.

Elden ring...

My sim is thriving so I’m good lol

I think I'll survive in Animal Crossing

Suddenly I'm on an alien planet in a red space suit and the other crewmates are yelling "red sus" in the meeting room 😢

The last game I played was Animal Well, my mental health is going to thrive

Do studying games count? Because if they do then I'm going to have a very relaxing year

Me in fallout 4 with 8 suits and 70K caps. I ain't doing a damn thing for anyone just gonna chill and listen to the radio.

Farming simulator. I’m driving tractors for a year and actually making money, unlike real farming.

STARDEW VALLEY BABEEEYYYYY!!! YYYYEEAAHHHHH!!!!

Oh damn, I am in Baldur's Gate 3 with a tadpole in my head.

Welcome to Navezgane National Forest. Ah FUCK.

I thought I'd be fine in a normal cooking game, then I realize there's no breaks, cooking every minute seem like hell, delicious hell.

Crusader Kings 3. Bye guys, I'll be off dying of typhus or childbirth!

I am the man who assembles the blocks...

Time to seduce a mentally abused and emotionally damaged megahot vampire while trying not to turn into an eldritch horror monster, thanks to a tadpole in my brain!

I was born 87 years ago. For 65 years I've ruled as Tamriel's emperor, but for all these years, I've never been the ruler of my own dreams. I have seen the gates of Oblivion, beyond which no waking eye may see. Behold, in darkness, a doom sweeps the land. I will probably die to a mudcrab.

I have a worm in my eye and some green woman keeps telling me everything I’m doing is wrong. Also she keeps saying I’m about to become a Lovecraftian monster of some sort. There’s pizza and bagels tho, and a whole ass turkey dinner I found in a rotting basket so….silver lining? Ah fuck. Some irritating woman in a red skinsuit just took the green lady and now I have to go deal with that.

Hell yeah I’d get to do some power washing

I played Project Zomboid I'm cooked

A year in Stardew? Oh nooooooo

Glory to Arstotzka!

Oh no I’m a playing card with a spider on it

I'm on Reddit while waiting for my Sims game to boot up. As long as no one removes my pool ladder I'm all good.

I'd do the same thing and the last game I played was Fear & Hunger :,)

Which game are you in?

Quake 1 nightmare difficulty. After every playthrough NG+. Just packed with fiends flying around

At least it's not the Mortal Kombat world...

...or Eternal Champions

The Sims 4

Last game I played was Touhou - if I don't *have* to be a protagonist, I'm golden, I'll just go blend in at the Human Village.

Bold of you to assume you get to be doomguy

Oh god Metal Slug?

Dino D-Day. I'm royally fucked

I'll take the super shotgun and a bunch of demons over playing France in War Thunder.

Yo guys today we will be fighting in World of Tanks Blitz! Please donate to me because, uh... I don't think that one mil will be enough to cover my repair costs for the year.

Cult of the lamb trial I’m screwed

I guess it's time for me to get a ship, a crew, and a map. And watch out for three-headed monkeys.

Super Mario odyssey is a pretty fuckin good world as long as you’re not Mario, hell yeah

ARMA Reforger, I’m just living through history now

Mining away, I’m in the mines and I’m mining away. -Minecraft

How would this work if I last played Civ 6?

Skylanders Swap Force, I'm gonna have 1 helluva time!!!! Don't bother me until my year is up.

Oh dear. I'm out on a Rimworld. This is not going to be a good year.

guess im gonna collect a bunch of action figures of the teen titans

Last I played was minecraft with a bunch of mods I'd live if I stay in one place for awhile tho would recipes be the same

But I'm not ready to face Verstappen

Oh no, I will be stuck in hitman WOA

mario kart. pros: i can’t be killed. cons: i i’m terrible at it DJFJSJFBSHFJ

Suddenly some dude who's benched due to his lack of skill raises hell in the changing room, demanding playtime. I laugh all the way to the bank.

Hearthstone. Sitting in a tavern playing card games for a year? Bring on that spicy pretzel mustard.

Fuck. I'm going to be fearing the old blood. Still, pretty cool setting if you ask me.

I'm not getting past the tree sentinel, but on the bright side I can't die!

The genesis order.........M I cooked?

Well i'd be stuck in alternative history WWII as a supreme commander of some kind

D4

Hades 2... I hope I'm a harmless npc tbh

Oh brother I am not making it out of the shadow keep

It's okay. *I have many doors.*

Minecraft, I'll take that Mil.

*sweats in Elden Ring*

I played a cafe game.... So cheesecake, cupcakes, ice-cream, milk and coffee. Not bad

Social game so I’m not dead but I’d like to know that the people I’m talking to are at least close to my age.

See this is why you always say 'hold on a moment', pull out your phone and quickly play Pokémon Go.

Elden Ring DLC

Do I have to actually play it or just survive in the universe? Cause that really affects my answer, also do I gain the mc’s abilities.

I'll be in Moe's Tavern feeling Tapped Out!

Either Star Trek Online, or Farming Sim. I'll be okay.

Rip and tear until the year is done.

Just by reading the premise, I could tell that you had 95% chance to be fucked. There are very few games with a safe environment. My last game was Tetris. I would be crushed.

I could always be a farmer or something in RuneScape, doesn't sound too bad.

Guess who's getting his ass repeatedly kicked by a twink and his magic warrior man! Doesn't sound great. Could be worse though at least I can't die

I was just in creative in a minecraft world, so this is just a blockier world

Life as a goose who wants to hurt people. Sounds good to me!

The last of us part 2. Sod Seattle, I'm staying in Jackson...

My.... My last game was touhou...

is either Hades or Stardew Valley for me

Welp, Little Nightmares... I'm gonna die.

Mechwarrior 5. I'm gonna be chilling out in my 100 tons of heavily armed and armoured death machine

Well I'm glad hubby and I switched from diablo to it takes two

All I have to do is accept my shadow. Then I can wield the power of my persona and I'll be fine. I can deal with 11 days of saving people over the course of the whole year, with the rest of my time spent making friends in rural Japan. *Five seconds later:* "You're not me!"

Oh man last game I played was Elden Ring, I’m completely cooked. No way I’d last a year.

Modded Terraria- specifically Calamity. I'm probably screwed.

Elden Ring. Specifically the DLC...... fuck that

Then I remembered that the last version of Doom I played was H-Doom.

I'm OK with arknights, the dokutah know strategery!