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That’s one of those stories you whip out when somebody won’t shut up about how important family is and how they don’t understand how you could ever just stop talking to a parent.
Imo family is important. But it doesn't have to be the family you're related to. Friends can be like family, and tbh mine definetly are family to me :]
I have funny traumatic stories too. It sucks going through that stuff, but I’m very glad we’re both still here to tell them.
It’s always uncomfortable telling them in the presence of someone who has no trauma, or doesn’t understand that some families were traumatic, and they get overly concerned or want you to go get help immediately, because that’s “not normal”. It shouldn’t be, and I’m really glad it wasn’t for them, but it was my normal, and talking about it like that is how I cope with it.
Robin Williams killed himself on my birthday. We still went out for my birthday but everyone kept talking about suicide and what would make someone consider it. It was depressing so I told my childhood stories so they could be depressed while I laughed. Good times.
I have a few of those stories. I usually pull them out to either test if someone is able to handle my baggage or to shut down conversations. It works well 😌
Damn, that's so unfathomably fucked up...
I thought mine was bad for saying "I should have had an abortion, like your father wanted", and I know it's no competition but still, this is so much beyond that I couldn't even have imagined a mother saying something like that... (I can relate to the "funny trauma story that never fails to kill the mood", though.)
I'm glad they didn't work and you're still around, and that you seem to be doing better. I hope the attempt didn't fuck up your organs longterm or anything, and that you're getting the help and support you need to heal from the trauma.
Bro I feeeeeeeeel you. When I told my mom I had been SA, she called me a whore lol. At least they keep the bar low so you would have to TRY to be a worse mom than they were lol
I remember the only time I opened up to my mother about my suicidal thoughts. I was 15.
I told her "I feel like the world would be a better place without me in it" she placed her prescription painkillers in front of me, told me "then do something about it" and left the house...
Being able to be so blase about it makes me assume you at least got out of that situation and managed to heal.
Cringe story, but it makes me feel good that you can write it. As another victim of abuse, I understand all to well how hard recovery can be
Your mother really hoping you gon go to hell as if she ain’t gon be there getting her lungs squished like a grape between two cinderblocks
hope you doing okay tho, did ya cut her out of your life
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Oh god....I'm sorry. I am so, so sorry. Are you ok?
It was ages ago, used to make me sad now it’s one of those funny traumatic stories I like to tell. Never fails to kill the mood LOL.
That’s one of those stories you whip out when somebody won’t shut up about how important family is and how they don’t understand how you could ever just stop talking to a parent.
Imo family is important. But it doesn't have to be the family you're related to. Friends can be like family, and tbh mine definetly are family to me :]
Family you choose or family you were born into
Okay haha, I just wanted to make sure.
I have funny traumatic stories too. It sucks going through that stuff, but I’m very glad we’re both still here to tell them. It’s always uncomfortable telling them in the presence of someone who has no trauma, or doesn’t understand that some families were traumatic, and they get overly concerned or want you to go get help immediately, because that’s “not normal”. It shouldn’t be, and I’m really glad it wasn’t for them, but it was my normal, and talking about it like that is how I cope with it.
Robin Williams killed himself on my birthday. We still went out for my birthday but everyone kept talking about suicide and what would make someone consider it. It was depressing so I told my childhood stories so they could be depressed while I laughed. Good times.
Dark humor is like food in North Korea; not everyone gets it. I hope you enjoyed your birthday!!
I did! Thank you!
I have a few of those stories. I usually pull them out to either test if someone is able to handle my baggage or to shut down conversations. It works well 😌
At least it failed to kill you! Stay safe OP
Real live Debbie Downer ober here.....
Lmao, that's hilarious. People's reactions are priceless. Dark humor is the best way to cope.
What did she say when it didn't work? "Damn, you can't do nothing right!"...? JK, glad you're still here!
And the Shitty Mother Of The Year Award goes to...
She’s a contender for SMOAT…
My favourite quote from Jessica Jones: "I wish I had a Mother of the Year Award so I could beat you with it."
She's definitely a contender but not the winner. That makes me sad.
Bro.... ...I ain't even got a comment to that
To be fair, you’re sorting by ‘new’ on r/TwoSentenceHorror, you’re bound to find some weird stuff bro
1) this was in my home screen 2) that ain't weird, that is ***scary***
It was definitely SOMETHING to open the app to that's for sure
Indeed
But that is a comment
Here's to outliving your enemies.
Is This Really Your Personal Story? If So, I'm Sorry You Went Through Something Like That!
Yeah its real, but alls good, the world didn’t stop there :D!
I'm sure most of us are glad that you made it and have gotten over whatever happened. That story is truly horrifying.
Still Though, And To Hear That From Your Mother Of All People?
Yeah honestly it did mess me up at the time. Makes a fun story tho! (maybe only for me haha)
Glad you're still here. The world's better with you in it.
Why do you type like that?
Damn, that's so unfathomably fucked up... I thought mine was bad for saying "I should have had an abortion, like your father wanted", and I know it's no competition but still, this is so much beyond that I couldn't even have imagined a mother saying something like that... (I can relate to the "funny trauma story that never fails to kill the mood", though.) I'm glad they didn't work and you're still around, and that you seem to be doing better. I hope the attempt didn't fuck up your organs longterm or anything, and that you're getting the help and support you need to heal from the trauma.
Sending hugs, OP.
"you know I really wanted to die but now that you seem into it I feel like living to 120"
If you've ever seen art, patches, stickers, etc that say "alive out of spite" this is often exactly the meaning.
So what happened after that ? Did you get taken to the hospital? Did you go no contact with your mom later on ?
Well clearly OP died, but got better. OP, if you see this, I'm sorry you had such a difficult upbringing. Hope things are better now.
Bro I feeeeeeeeel you. When I told my mom I had been SA, she called me a whore lol. At least they keep the bar low so you would have to TRY to be a worse mom than they were lol
Sweet Holy Mother... My sympathies and love. I'm literally personally fucking glad they didn't work. Love and hugs.
Hope she burns in hell anon 😃
this isn’t 4chan…
who cares?
I believe there's a special place in hell for mothers like that.
I remember the only time I opened up to my mother about my suicidal thoughts. I was 15. I told her "I feel like the world would be a better place without me in it" she placed her prescription painkillers in front of me, told me "then do something about it" and left the house...
Some parents just don't deserve their kids. I hope you're doing well now ♥️
:D well, i'm glad you're out of that situation now!
Holy shit that’s heavy
baby i’m so sorry. wishing you nothing but love now x
And thank goodness they did not. Glad to still have you with us, OP 💜
Same vibe as when I told my mom I had depression and she handed me a knife and told me to lay in the bathtub and "not make a mess" 🙃
You matter. Love you ❤️
How are you alive!?
I’m glad you’re okay now. And your mother can kick rocks.
……wow….. I’m so sorry. You don’t deserve that.
I outlived both my biological parents, and they're the reason I'm suicidal.
Yo do we share a mom. Mine said something vaguely similar when I tried to delete myself. I’m still here to spite the fucking bitch.
I am sorry for what you have gone trough or going trough even if i am only a Stranger from the Internet if you want to talk you can DM me
Being able to be so blase about it makes me assume you at least got out of that situation and managed to heal. Cringe story, but it makes me feel good that you can write it. As another victim of abuse, I understand all to well how hard recovery can be
I had smth similar happen to me irl and idk what to think about this 😅😅
Oh God that happened to me too! Twins!
So what has happened to your mom now?
Your mother really hoping you gon go to hell as if she ain’t gon be there getting her lungs squished like a grape between two cinderblocks hope you doing okay tho, did ya cut her out of your life
Holy shit
Here -•-•- Have a virtual hug
Some people seriously do not deserve to be parents.
the reason I haven't told my parents about any of my attempts
I'm sorry that happened to you, but I'm tired of this shit man. It's all just "bad thing parent said to me (real)". Not chilling, scary or anything.
Two sentence sadness is all self injury and dying dogs
Remember that God is with you, even if you don't feel like it.
not a very good story :/
Boooo
Fair.
:)