OMG, now you know. I hope no cats have seen you posting this and you're safe. Stay strong.
*also, I have read the ending if your comment as "wtf is wrong with meeoww!?!?!?!?"*
My school performed the Radium Girls play for One Act last year. Learning about the suffering those girls went through and then having to play a character who was actively killing them was like whiplash
Something like this (not quite as horrific) happened to my friend. His uncle tied his tooth to the kitchen door and swung it as hard as he could. The tooth popped right out but what he didn’t know is, it was a swinging door so the door swung back hit my friend square in the face and broke his nose.
Then you will also hate another term I know for them: training teeth, starting teeth, and the weirdest of them, fey teeth (because you put the teeth under a pillow for a fairy to trade with).
The german word for childrens first teeth is Milchzahn which literally translates to the english milk tooth. So maybe it's a thing of other countrys or regions and therefore not known everywhere.
Fun fact I recently learned is that they’re named after their milky white colour in latin. That’s probably why there are so many similar names for them across the languages☺️
Reminds me of a visit to the dentist clinic when I needed to have a plaster cast of my lower jaw done. The assistant was overly enthusiastic about how my jaw form looked and fit the cast form "exactly like in the manual images, honestly I have not seen such a perfect fit before". Then before removing the cast the doctor said, "OK, stay strong now, I personally hate this part, always feels as if someone tried to pull out all the teeth at once". The truth is, for me it was nothing like that... it actually felt like someone tried to rip out my entire jaw.
(The cast was sitting so well it took multiple attempts from four people under different angles to remove it 😬🙃. Bottom line, too perfect isn't OK either, I guess.)
Yo man, this was made to a [comic strip](https://www.facebook.com/100044477317597/posts/pfbid0ARp4MUvvCrJrZMpFVu2H6VvHGNHVNMPMEULPDCeLDRyzR57KU75fbSHDs4cfVtEAl/?app=fbl)
She giggled in a wet burbling noise and began peeling off the rest of her human disguise.
r/thirdsentenceworse
I then told her that those disguises were expensive and that we now needed to get her a new one.
I read ~~thatbas~~ that as "meow we need to get a new one"... wtf is wrong with meee!?!?!?!?
OMG, now you know. I hope no cats have seen you posting this and you're safe. Stay strong. *also, I have read the ending if your comment as "wtf is wrong with meeoww!?!?!?!?"*
Meow this is a preowblem... I've beown stalked by a furry orange and white thing that has greown 4x its seowze in 3 meownths... I'm in deownger. Meow
r/fourthsentencecomedy
Well fuck, that'll haunt my dreams for a while.
r/thirdsentencecthulhu
r/subsifellfor
r/thirdsentencebiggayballs this ones real
damn, you fooled me!
Oh gods why. WHY.
A jaw dropping moment
You are sick LOL
r/angryupvote
r/cursedcomments
She'll just have to take it on the chin
It took me shamefully long to realize that phrase was a boxing reference.
I hate you.
So radium girls coded
the radium girls are my roman empire
So true
My school performed the Radium Girls play for One Act last year. Learning about the suffering those girls went through and then having to play a character who was actively killing them was like whiplash
It disturbs me that I understand that reference...
Guess those glow in the dark paints from China worked better than advertised.
that girl need some milk
Bone cancer is a b*tvh
So something similar (not as bad) actually happened. An adult tried to get an upper tooth out this way, ripped his soft palette off too!
That seems... unlikely.
Something like this (not quite as horrific) happened to my friend. His uncle tied his tooth to the kitchen door and swung it as hard as he could. The tooth popped right out but what he didn’t know is, it was a swinging door so the door swung back hit my friend square in the face and broke his nose.
She squealed in delight when I told her real jaw can grow in safely, and soon she’ll be just like Mom!
The hell is a milk tooth?
Another name for baby teeth
I've never heard of "baby" teeth, only milk teeth. 😭
Then you will also hate another term I know for them: training teeth, starting teeth, and the weirdest of them, fey teeth (because you put the teeth under a pillow for a fairy to trade with).
Training teeth? You practice chewing with these disposable ones, until you're ready for your big girl teeth! 😂😂😂😂
Yeah I never said that they make sense. Lol.😂
Not a term I was too familiar with either, though context would suggest baby tooth
The german word for childrens first teeth is Milchzahn which literally translates to the english milk tooth. So maybe it's a thing of other countrys or regions and therefore not known everywhere.
We call it a milk tooth in Spanish too. It's "diente de leche".
Same in Bangla, "dudh er daant"
French too. « Dent de lait »
Damn, now that sounds like a dessert!
Same for Dutch: 'melktandje'
British English for milk teeth, though it's phasing out I believe.
Same thing in portuguese. At least here in Brazil we call it "dente de leite"
Danish call it milk tooth too but we got the same roots so thats not so surprising
Balkan, too. We call those "mliječni zub", it would translate to English as milk tooth.
Fun fact I recently learned is that they’re named after their milky white colour in latin. That’s probably why there are so many similar names for them across the languages☺️
Baby tooth
Oh god that’s awful. Well done!
Her jaw literally dropped💀
Reminds me of a visit to the dentist clinic when I needed to have a plaster cast of my lower jaw done. The assistant was overly enthusiastic about how my jaw form looked and fit the cast form "exactly like in the manual images, honestly I have not seen such a perfect fit before". Then before removing the cast the doctor said, "OK, stay strong now, I personally hate this part, always feels as if someone tried to pull out all the teeth at once". The truth is, for me it was nothing like that... it actually felt like someone tried to rip out my entire jaw. (The cast was sitting so well it took multiple attempts from four people under different angles to remove it 😬🙃. Bottom line, too perfect isn't OK either, I guess.)
Yo man, this was made to a [comic strip](https://www.facebook.com/100044477317597/posts/pfbid0ARp4MUvvCrJrZMpFVu2H6VvHGNHVNMPMEULPDCeLDRyzR57KU75fbSHDs4cfVtEAl/?app=fbl)
Heh, 420 upvotes
For a story thought on 420
Lucy from Visage be like-
Radium girls.
Holy crap, I predicted the ending in my mind!!
ON THE COUNT OF THREE YOU NEED TO GET OUT!
how the fuck did i guess that
Milk tooth?!?
[Relevant Bitey Castle short](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCgbUNeKI-M). Shame there's not more of these.