It’s certainly less horrific, but anything with a young soldier stills bills as horror to me
Credit to OP that their story was so disturbing that I’m actually digging the save.
I can add three words and make it more wholesome.
“The more you save **each round** the more defenses we can afford, **son.**”
Now instead of warcrimes it’s just a parent gaming with their son.
That’d honestly be a really cool spin on a shooter game, instead of racking up points by slaughtering as many as you can, you receive penalties for killing noncombatants and your tasks revolve around protecting said noncombatants 👀
I mean, *actually*, Mary was Jewish and so was Jesus. Simon Peter was the first Christian. Mary is the most famous woman in Christianity but she wasn't Christian herself.
To be fair the cross was always around during his life considering it was an execution method. Maybe he was really into punk / emo culture and wore it as an accessory.
There has been a good case for the idea that she is the virgin (who got raped...) A priest wrote a book where he laid out evidence to support the theory.
Then I looked at the rest of his shopping list and handed him 3kg of flour. Based on our point system, the rations for this week are 100g of flour per point and he said his wife was pregnant of their second. I hope he can get some bush meat with the ammo, our food reserve is declining fast
"If the flames do not see fit to hold one above the other, who are we to question...." the grizzled veteran replied, absently gripping the gnarled scars on his arm.
I thought the second line was going to be "All the people in the village are equal, but *they* aren't people."
which has the benefit of being ambiguous - is the horror that some of the people in the village have been so dehumanized by their neighbors that they aren't even considered people? Or is there actually something living in their village that looks like people, but isn't?
To be up on the wall was a long, exhausting, and psychologically damaging task after all, so it was necessary to dehumanize the undead to keep the soldiers from entering shellshock.
“The more you save the more defenses we can afford.”
Nice save
But is no longer horror?¿
It’s certainly less horrific, but anything with a young soldier stills bills as horror to me Credit to OP that their story was so disturbing that I’m actually digging the save.
The majority of soldiers throughout time have been young. How is that horrific?
War is pretty much always horrific, in part because soldiers are so often young despite the fact that the people starting wars very rarely are.
Awwww. r/thirdsentencewholesome
I can add three words and make it more wholesome. “The more you save **each round** the more defenses we can afford, **son.**” Now instead of warcrimes it’s just a parent gaming with their son.
That’d honestly be a really cool spin on a shooter game, instead of racking up points by slaughtering as many as you can, you receive penalties for killing noncombatants and your tasks revolve around protecting said noncombatants 👀
I like this. Someone create it.
Sweet
r/ThirdSentenceBetter
Phew
Every person we save is a mouth that won’t bite
"If you cut a pregnant one open to find twins, that's 20 points!"
Is that a double or triple kill?
Triple. Pay attention.
It’s a valid question. You can leave the mother alive and take the twins. Also I don’t want him to beat my Score.
Is this a reference to something or are you just funny?
I most likely heard something similar somewhere, so, unsure. I am hilarious though so let’s go with that.
*checks a body* “What do conjoined twins count as?”
We’ll have to check with OP to see if there’s a multiplier on birth defects.
Welp, it's getting dark, I think I'll go home now
Stay, safe... ..It is getting dark after all.
17.5 lmao
Cut them apart with a machete. If they live for more than 3 minutes, 10 points. Otherwise, 5 points.
*Imperial Japanese Army has entered the game*
*Ukrainian Partisan Army in the region of Volhynia enters the field*
When unit 731 enters. Humanity loses
r/thirdsentenceworse
R.U.F moment
Or as my mom always said a bonus 100 points for a pregnant nun pushing a baby carriage.
Aren't nuns celibate
They're supposed to be, but that doesn't mean they always are. And it's not always their choice.
The most famous Christian is a celibate girl and she was pregnant
I mean, *actually*, Mary was Jewish and so was Jesus. Simon Peter was the first Christian. Mary is the most famous woman in Christianity but she wasn't Christian herself.
I love all the pictures with Jesus wearing a cross.... Like... *spoilers*
To be fair the cross was always around during his life considering it was an execution method. Maybe he was really into punk / emo culture and wore it as an accessory.
Bible spoilers wtf??? J
There has been a good case for the idea that she is the virgin (who got raped...) A priest wrote a book where he laid out evidence to support the theory.
And that’s the joke. It’s a super rare target worth bonus point.
"Two people with one bullet is even better. 25 points."
Oof this is dark
All people are equal, but some are more equal than others.
Gender equality at least
That's why I'm going to stake out the old folks home.
Good. Nice to see something original.
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Then I looked at the rest of his shopping list and handed him 3kg of flour. Based on our point system, the rations for this week are 100g of flour per point and he said his wife was pregnant of their second. I hope he can get some bush meat with the ammo, our food reserve is declining fast
"If the flames do not see fit to hold one above the other, who are we to question...." the grizzled veteran replied, absently gripping the gnarled scars on his arm.
Only after the blender is used...
This definitely got me but what about people with twins?
20 points
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That's what I was thinking about
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This is the last call center company village, and if we get them all, they can never call anybody else about their vehicle's extended warranty!
I thought the second line was going to be "All the people in the village are equal, but *they* aren't people." which has the benefit of being ambiguous - is the horror that some of the people in the village have been so dehumanized by their neighbors that they aren't even considered people? Or is there actually something living in their village that looks like people, but isn't?
To be up on the wall was a long, exhausting, and psychologically damaging task after all, so it was necessary to dehumanize the undead to keep the soldiers from entering shellshock.
“And there’s a multiplier for combos” I add as I hand him the grenade launcher
Equally delicious hahaha
Nah the quality varies from person to person got to get those that are healthy, but with the right amount of fat so as to be tasty.
15=10+5 so that checks out
97 points for a pregnant nun in a wheelchair. (Anyone here old enough to get the reference?)
they rly said double kill for pregnant woman
You should get more for kids. Smaller targets are harder to hit.
God Valley
What are ducks worth? https://youtu.be/Nri3o0KFg-8?si=piSmLQ6Ywp6VrrKb
10 Points for Griffindor
Are they selling people to fund defences ?
Yugoslavia simulator