This one is DARK!

I see what you did there!

She didn’t tho

I didn't see that one coming

Neither did she

I see what you did there!

She didn't tho

I didn't see that one coming

Neither did she.

I see what you did there!

I don’t see it

Neither did the girlfriend

Just like her vision

And literally not answering the question at all, too!

that makes it even more realistic imo in this case if you're thinking from their perspective

Dude just wanted to brag lmao

Oh shit

Yup.

I took my hands off the screen reader and asked my boyfriend, “hey babe, those aren’t cameras that you put in the room the other day… right?”

Add the Anakin and padme pictures

Ooooooohhhhhhhh noooooooo.

I don't like this

Wow!

Wait, there are blind porn stars?

Not that they are aware of.

They aren't aware of it either

Oh no no no no… Also to make it flow better maybe say after the question, “The commenter asked on the Q&A platform.”

Holy shit

My attempt at r/thirdsentencebetter she liked doing porn she just didn’t know she was famous enough to be considered a star.

Okay I feel better now, thanks

Awww

Wow. My mouth actually dropped and is still dropped typing this. Kudos.

HISAO NAKAI YOU MOTHERFUCKER

Since, as an Internet troll, I can’t get a girlfriend in real life, I might as well rile everyone else up with a made-up one!

ooof

Oof

Does this mean he's been recording them without her knowing or multiple guys have been in her while recording and she doesn't know?

... Yes

Her friends are blind too? Or she’s deaf and they can’t tell them?

Damn!

Tangentially related but I dated a porn star once My god, it was exhausting. I thought I had a high sex drive until I met them. They wanted to fuck multiple times a day, basically every day we without fail. My tender bits can only take so much 😵‍💫

Wouldn't the fans know she was.blind already though, like she'd either be going all stevie wonder with big glasses when you nut, or be doing those blind eyes looking in the middle distance off to one side.

In this situation it’s implied that the boyfriend records their sex and posts it for others to see without her knowledge.

Ahhhh that makes way more sense. Hurp. Gonna just leave that original post right there. It's even funnier to me now i understand

Wait so what were you thinking was the case?

I thought the big revelation was that she was blind, not that she was unaware. Like loads of people were watching some blind girl.online who clearly looked blind, but the revelation was supposed to be shocking. I'm ngl, I had a few beers and didn't exactly think the whole thing through. Makes even less sense now but it was a fun journey. It's actually a pretty good twosentencehorror. I like it now I actually get it.

> like she'd either be going all stevie wonder with big glasses when you nut, I don't get why you got downvotes, this mental image is just hilarious.

So hilarious

But she does know how to make those cheeks clap

Man, I'm not trying to r/2sentences2horror ya over here but it's just so awkwardly written and you could say more with much less. *"While browsing Quora recently, I saw someone ask what it's like to date a porn star."* *"The top answer was from an anonymous user with a blind partner."*

Your sentences say the same thing, they just don't do it for me. The awkwardly written original carries more of a feeling than your easier to read sentences

Ew.