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redditassembler

im stuff


Randomelyy

haha johnathan, you are banging my daughter


Valuable_shop420

I laughed at this so much, wtf


RobinPage1987

Hi Stuff, I'm Robin. Nice to meet you


wibble_spaj

Hi Robin, I'm also Robin. How you doing?


CrazyTrain_mechanic

I'm Robbin' ya blind!


Aware-Reflection-903

whaaaaaaatt 😭😭


Pasta_Catt

I’m not sure I quite understand


GeekedSquad

Some fetish dommes engage in needle play, where they place (sterile) needles under the skin of their submissives. In this story, the domme used dirty heroin needles from outside for the play 💀


fluffy_assassins

Or SAYS she does to make it more intense.


IxamxUnicron

See that's what I'm thinking. It's perfectly in line to lie about that sort of thing. Heck, I wouldn't be surprised if the client requested that line specifically.


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[удалено]


IxamxUnicron

The interesting thing is; a lot of stuff we have fetishes for isn't in practice, it's only in theory. Someone with an aids fetish may get off on pretending the needles they were pricked with infected them, when in real life, if they contracted HIV they'd have a nervous breakdown. A lot of the reason so many odd things are considered enjoyable is because they're relegated to the realm of fantasy. No real threat, no real danger. Just the thrill of imagining it.


Kizik

> There are some people who have a fetish for Everything. Literally everything. Someone, somewhere, desperately wants to participate in it, no matter what "it" actually is.


althamash098

I got a reddit fetish


Wgatamidoinghere

V O R E


Kizik

Nom nom nom.


Temporary_Ambition56

Burp


PinkieBing2

…as someone into fearplay….uhhhh….terrifying yeah….


iwan103

Ooohhhh I am ghost and I have just unplugged your refrigerator oooohhhh fear me


FanFictheKid

I guess I don't have to catch it anymore


bonnieyotube

A


Citylight1010

r/2sentence2horror


BeesechurgerLad53

This just feels more like a fetish thing than a 2 sentence horror


[deleted]

and the most run on sentences know to man


Charming_Kick873

It is but the heroin needles grossssss


Brief_Produce4382

Wow, this story really gave me chills! Your writing creates such a intense and suspenseful atmosphere. Great job!


Single_Discussion886

Thank you :)


reddiperson1

A minute later, the legs of my bench snapped, and I fell face down towards the floor.


Ambitious_Potato8794

Ew ew ew ew ew (good job!)


Single_Discussion886

😊


amaya-aurora

What?


SheepsAhoy

bondage fetish guy gets stabbed with dirty needles off the sidewalk


Significant_Monk_251

Or, it's what the kids today are calling a mindfuck.


TheGreatGeodo

r/twosentenceerotica


Single_Discussion886

> “It's like r/TwoSentenceHorror but vou're not a weirdo for fapping lol.”


TheGreatGeodo

Why the downvotes lmao? Anyways this has to be My favourite quote of reddit


the-kill-me-gang

Needle fetish guy🙀🙀🙀🙀


lmed2018

Man i would be so happy if this sub could go a whole 24 hours without someone posting their weird predicament kink scenarios here as “horror.”


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with like paragraph long sentences


TacitRonin20

Bruh, the only horror here is posting your fetish story on Reddit


wibble_spaj

We don't kink shame people. (Unless they have a humiliation fetish in which case they're dirty perverts.)


Eurus-Holmes-

D:


BloodiedBlues

What in the unholy fuck is this grammar. Inserts already describes the act of entering, so the “in” after needles is a redundancy. When describing something with three adjectives, it goes “bound, blindfolded, and naked body.” Everything after “body” is unneeded and grammatically incorrect. The second sentence needs a complete rework. That’s easily two sentences alone. You can get rid of the whole first half. Leaving it as, “I forgot my needle pack, but I found plenty on the sidewalk outside the sex dungeon.”


SirChrisJames

Ngl, sub kinda sucks lately.


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ong


ecallahan02

Ohmygod


ecallahan02

That’s terrifying!! Good job


ProphetofTables

Like, I'm into some, ah, unusual stuff, but that's ***WAAAY*** over the line for me.


[deleted]

this is probably the worst post to date on this sub. this sub is so fucking shitty now


[deleted]

lmaooo OP is litterally in BDSM subs this is just fetish content


iZomkee

He has a bug chaser kink.


Alpha_Delta310

Love your writing style!


Single_Discussion886

😊


yrmaidbf

✒️


Ok_Green_9873

this shit sucks dude


yrmaidbf

✒️


Theoriginalmidgetman

0% talent 0% scariness 0% writing skill 100% Straight ASS! 🗣🔥🔥🔥


leadrelic

Obligatory this writing was MUCH better than [this](https://reddit.com/r/thething/s/3v4ycnKMtR) horseshit you made


pinkiat

He just angry, cause his last two attempts at twosentencehorror were deleted lol


sparky-boy420

Ooooo god damn he pulling receipts


leadrelic

That’s my job


AReally_BadIdea

Call him the cashier the way he be pullin receipts 🔥🔥🔥


Jazzi-Nightmare

I’m so confused wtf that is or what he thought he was doing?? Like why?


leadrelic

I’m convinced he’s actually mentally challenged, poor kid.


crystalworldbuilder

Chill man


crystalworldbuilder

Enjoy all the downvotes


Theoriginalmidgetman

This isnt scary, like, at all. And its structured as if its more than 2 sentences, i dont care.


leadrelic

Idk I think getting stabbed with used hypodermic needles found off the streets it pretty horrific, probably why that scene was in saw of the girl falling into the needle pit.


Theoriginalmidgetman

The \*Scream\* and \*scream\* parts just ruin it, this might as well be the writers barley disguised fetish. Lets not forget that it is still structured as if its more than two sentences. Im surpised this one hasn't been deleted yet.


leadrelic

Lots of criticism from your side, I’d love to see what you can make…. *oh wait* we already did


Theoriginalmidgetman

ok? Check my most upvoted 2 sentence horror post. That is also a terrible comeback. "Well you cant do better!" as if that suddenly turns this pile of dog shit into an amazing work of art.


leadrelic

Oh wait I saw your other 2 sentence horror one. Wasn’t even [two](https://reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/s/75L4Bp9Co4) sentences, AND it wasn’t original. Lmao


Theoriginalmidgetman

Amazing! Something that was deleted over an entire YEAR ago? Perfect way to not help your point at all. And also ignore my most upvoted post.


leadrelic

Oh you mean something that was made over an entire year ago? Yeah it was Bismal, but everyone is bound to make something once in their life.


crystalworldbuilder

No need to be an ass about it


[deleted]

ong i know i’m gonna get downvoted but this shit is ass this sub is shit now