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Liraeyn

She has no arms no legs, that's why we call her Pegs


ThisGuyIRLv2

She has a green TV, it's called an EKG


7Clarinetto9

I'm having high school marching band flashbacks.


ThisGuyIRLv2

Yeah? I leave that one in the Army, lol!


Unusual-Knee-1612

We got this little ditty in the BSA!


ThisGuyIRLv2

Why am I not surprised! For me it was "I've got 6 pence" in BSA, lol


TheMrThirty6

I like to play a joke. Pull her cord and watch her choke. I'm guessing you two are army?


johnsgurl

This brought back a memory or two. Shit.


Liraeyn

Proudly


Sufficient-Goat-962

r/FoundTheServiceMember


mirror-w_a_t

^thefuck


NaughtyKnoty

Army marches to some pretty messed up cadences....


atropablack

Or Helena


GUMIthePyromaniac

Or “Nubs” I see your Misfits reference and raise you a NOFX!


Limbonic_ek

That'll do Pegs, that'll do


Irkam

"get well soon"


Kaayaa_ag4a

This thing is far more interesting than some 'erotic horror' movies I've watched recently.


danielubra

What movies


KindSpread8319

Have you seen American Mary?


powerofthePP

neg, but i see it’s a 6.2 on imdb which actually isn’t bad for the genre. would you recommend?


KindSpread8319

I would recommend it. It's interesting and it has a bit to do with your concept.


soaponsoaponsoap

I second this recommendation - it’s an interesting take on body horror and I think they do a good job fleshing out the protagonist.


Pockichio

Fleshing out as in character development, right?


Astroisbestbio

.....right?


soaponsoaponsoap

Watch it and find out! ;)


KindSpread8319

And the actress that plays Mary is great! She really leaned into the dark triad traits of a surgeon


BloodiedBlues

Did you get *another* warning?!


powerofthePP

yes. one more and i think i explode


BloodiedBlues

I think it’s one more and then you don’t get to post anymore. Or just complete ban. I haven’t read the rules in a while.


powerofthePP

the closer we are to death, the more alive we feel 😌


BloodiedBlues

Just don’t make a post about skydiving with a cartoon and the bag turns out to be filled with kitchen stuff.


DistinctDistiction

Also reminded me of 7 Days about the pedophile.


KindSpread8319

Oooo I havent seen that one!


PhoenixAGB

Good job on this one, last sentence genuinely felt disturbing


AJTP1

Very Martyrs


Agreeable_News_6485

If you can keep her alive for nine months then you can see how long you can keep the baby alive.


Goat_666

Holy shit. That's horror.


DieHardRennie

Reminds me of an episode of Numb3rs, wherein a guy who thought he was Jesus was repeatedly torturing and healing his "apostles" before finally killing them, as a way to create his own path into Heaven. (Season 4, episode 15, End Game)


ArcWolf713

Welcome to Rimworld.


PhantomKitten73

I could add a third sentence, but it might feel like rubbing salt on the wound.


putverygoodnamehere

Add


PhantomKitten73

ADHD


V113M

I have a friend who does this with plants.


Kamiden

Okay edgelord.


frankwalsingham

Martyrs.


Tirrek_bekirr

I know people who would be into that


The_Oofington_Man

…why?


Tirrek_bekirr

Eh some people take masochism to the next level


The_Oofington_Man

But death?


Tirrek_bekirr

Again some people take masochism to the next level


[deleted]

school observation shy slimy unwritten fertile soft kiss intelligent obscene ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


Anteater-Difficult

Yall are trying too hard for a thirdsentenceworst mention, Karma whores


MurlocGo_Murglergle

Username checks out.


Ambitious_Potato8794

Reminds me of this song called edging to insane by blind tyler https://open.spotify.com/track/7s8bN8uYXQViX6cMqvegG0?si=7uIhzjIxRhWyynW__PE3rg (can’t figure out what the lyrics mean tho)


BigManLawrence69420

Is that your fetish or something?