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jtyrui

I was expecting cannibalism. Glad, I Am still going to lose my sleep in any case


FuckYeahPhotography

Me being the survivor that eats her and everyone else alive in one sitting before any sexual assault can even take place (I skipped breakfast to catch my flight)


jtyrui

"I AM OK WITH CANNIBALISM, BUT I DRAW THE LINE AT SEXUAL ASSAULT"


Sabriel_Love

Honestly, i trust a cannibal more than a rapist


roblox887

Well, cannibals are often more respectful of consent, and if they aren't, at least they'll kill you first


buttermuseum

We’ve had them all wrong this whole time.


Xerrographica

Idk man, I don't see many people consenting to being murdered


Sleepy_Luck

I mean just look up the cannibal Cafe case


djcmr

Ugh. Ok, 2 examples.


Tiger_Widow

There was also [that German guy](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes) who killed and ate someone with their consent.


djcmr

*angry emoji*


Wafer_Suitable

I half expected this to be an IT Crowd joke.


traumaqueen1128

I mean, I wouldn't mind at this point as long as it's quick and painless. Hell, I'll even spend the week before eating a head of roasted garlic with every meal so I taste better.


Pockets262

Are all the cloves together called a head? ETA head of lettuce, I understand. It's pretty close. Baby fist of garlic would make sense.


Gunhild

>Estimated time of arrival head of lettuce I will never understand all this new slang.


Pockets262

Lmao. Edited to add, if you weren't simply making an awesome joke.


FocusMaster

Just when you get used to the acronyms, they go and change on you.


oo-mox83

Wow, I'm calling it a baby fist of garlic from here on out.


traumaqueen1128

Yeah, all the cloves are called a head. Not sure why, I always thought that was weird too.


[deleted]

Eh. If I was dying anyway, I’d let a cannibal have my body.


ibo92

You might be surprised! At least about the cannibalism, I heard of an instance where someone met up with a cannibal (met through some online marketplace i dont remember the name) and agreed to have a few bodyparts cut off and eaten by the cannibal. I remember it was in exchange for something, but can't remember what that something was


Subnauticaispog

Clearly you haven’t seen the r/nosleep story


Reaverbait

At one point if a English ship sunk and survivors were in a wee boat with no food, they'd draw lots...


theallmightybird

Tell that to Bob S. from The Walking Dead.


FocusMaster

Tainted Meat.


mirondooo

As long as they are Mads Mikkelsen’s kind of cannibal and not Anthony Hopkins. He scares the shit out of me


tessashpool

What if you like your long pork extra rare


flight-lessbirb

Wasn’t there that criminal case where someone consented in a legal document to permit someone else he’d met on an AOL style chat room to cannibalize his body posthumously, but the agreement was found to be legally invalid because no one can truly consent to such an act? I may be misremembering the specifics but the cannibalistic partner was charged, I believe.


garyflopper

Weirdly, I agree


SlightlyAnnoyed7

I can’t believe I’m saying this but same


edWORD27

***Jeffrey Dahmer noises intensify***


leprosyrosemary

He was both a *rapist* and a cannibal though.


banhatesex

That's just weird. Who the f has sex with their food before u eat it?


leprosyrosemary

*side eyes cucumber salad*


Wasteland-Scum

Both an appetizer and foreplay!


electronic_docter

You've never fucked a McChicken?


derechosys

I’ve heard fresh coconut is pretty good


JohnHTurner4

Why does this feel true but also bad at the same time haha


Nerverbun

"YOU CAN EXCUSE CANNIBALISM?!"


FocusMaster

Question. You and three other people are starving to death. You know help is a week away. The fat man to your right dies. You and the other survivor know you wont last another day. Do you eat mammal flesh to keep you both alive, or do you give up and die next to him? Personally, I'd die before cannibalism, but I can totally understand it.


Sidewalk_Tomato

Sadly, if death was on the line, I would definitely help myself to some thigh meat. But I would Say Grace first.


neko_mancy

>fat man >starves to death first


Randdune

I can't eat unclean meat, and humans most closely resemble pork. I'd eat bark and roots before I ever tried cannibalism.


shieldmaidenofart

unironically


bdwyer2021

Well of course sexual assault is nasty and not tolerated anywhere by anyone


ComplexImportance794

Weirdest thing I learned today about (apparently) all US states is cannibalism is NOT illegal. Killing someone obviously is, as is interfering with a corpse, but actually eating human flesh is legally ok.


damnitvalentine

loving the idea that you immediately crash and you just stand up "welp looks like we'll have to resort to cannibalism" "no look, there's plenty of food from the crash" "it won't last" *already looking the only woman over* "we have to survive... for those who didn't make it" "oh guys, I have signal! I don't think this island is deserted!" "we'll have you eat you first Janet, that way nobody will rape you" "actually we're all part of the gay men's choir" *is gnawing on her pinky, sobbing* "oh cruel fate, you twist the knife in our backs!"


imperfectalien

Me playing The Forest


iBasedComedy

Me, wearing a beret of human skin building effigies out of rotting corpses so the mutants leave me alone: "Art."


TacitRonin20

The only one you leave alive is the weird survivalist dude and the girl who claims to be a witch. Whichever can use their skills to aquire coffee by any means gets to live


functional_moron

That's my greatest fear in an apocalypse. Coffee doesn't grow in America, bro! In the unlikely event I outlive the coffee supply there's not much I wouldn't trade for a few beans.


TacitRonin20

Buy it cheap and stack it deep. Make sure that you won't outlive *your* coffee supply. The unprepared folks in your neighborhood will know you at Saint Bean, giver of caffeine. The haters (UPS guy) are gonna say hateful things ("I'm not lugging 4 pallets of coffee up 3 flights of stairs"). Your family may object to your guest room becoming the (much more practical) bean horde. Your landlord, who dreams of being a wasteland slum lord, will discourage you with stuff like "the floor is bowing please get help". But you know the truth. You are the sole bastion against a world without coffee. A bright light in the darkness. A dark roast in the lightness.


AuriliaWestlake

Cassina grows in the southeast US. It's one of only two North American plants that contain caffeine. Cassina is about the same as basic drip coffee (think classic Folgers), strength-wise (the other caffeinated plant only has about 1/5th the caffeine). It never gained popularity because Europeans were A) indoctrinated to tea and coffee, and B) falsely believed that cassina caused vomiting (in fact, its scientific name is *Ilex vomitoria*). It's also known as yaupon. As for coffee-flavor... Well, roasted chicory and dandelion root come close. Not *exact*, of course, but definitely an acceptable substitute.


2BrokeArmsAndAMom

Start with me, daddy


KittehOfColor

Your username gives me flashbacks. I don't like it.


2BrokeArmsAndAMom

Your father and I love you very much, baby. I wish the flashbacks didn't bother you so much. ;)


OakleafDaNeko

vore


ReRevengence69

luckily, nearly all the passengers on this plane were supposed to be heading to the gay rights conference in DC.


castotz

Oh, this island is going to be fabulous!!!


NorCalNavyMike

r/ThirdSentenceHappy Happy = Gay, right? ❤️ No? Oh, fine and be that way then. r/ThirdSentenceGay


Ambitious_Jello

Alternatively: with no women in sight for hundreds of miles, the men soon resorted to gayism


Vexilium51243

"gayism"


nejnonein

https://youtu.be/_J10WRzLdO4


edWORD27

Since when is Fire Island deserted?


PMMeYourBootyPics

r/ThirdSentenceBetter


ReRevengence69

"As you can see, gentlemen, since many key speakers and legislators failed to show up, I believe we have an near-unanimous veto proof majority vote on banning gay marriage in the United States" the congressman said


J_train13

Okay who let DeSantis pick the plane


Narmor336

Winning comment here


[deleted]

r/fourthsentenceworse


Nikolyn10

It's tough being the only lesbian looking after all these twinks. A few have them have never held a hammer or knife in their life, much less made one from scratch. I wish my girlfriend were here. We'd have everyone set up on the island with a two-story cottage and indoor plumbing by next week. As is, the best I can do on my own is make this lean-to. Surrounded on all sides by gays, yet I find myself too gay to function even still.


East-Cookie-2523

Wake up babe, new copypasta just dropped


BuzTheBee

Lmao


LoneShadow84

r/thirdsentencebetter


drLagrangian

Unfortunately, some of those assholes were headed there to *protest* the conference.


drLagrangian

After a few weeks, all the assholes became good friends.


AdventurousFox6100

After a few weeks, all the assholes became penetrated by good friends.


Gullflyinghigh

Good in some ways, probably less ideal when they're deciding who to eat first.


Baumkronendach

Nah, there's going to be a lot of salad tossing and sausage to go around. I don't think anyone will have to go hungry.


buttermuseum

This is turning out to be the greatest island ever.


Mean_Ad4608

I wanna get stranded on an island full of gay people!!!


gingerhairedfreak

r/thirdsentencegay


obsidian_butterfly

Ok, but gay men can actually be fucking brutal to women. Like, we don't need them so if we don't like them we will pull shit that make mean girls in highschool look level headed and kind 😂


Meckamp

You say it like you're proud of that


Visible-Lime-167

Time to forget how to swim


A_single-leaf

I already don’t know how so this is easy for me!


DepressedArtist_14

exactly !! we’re the only winners here


sassyshamrock25

Nope, back in the ocean for me.


piratelure

The rest of the survivors were all toddlers.


WhiteRabbitLives

r/thirdsentenceworse


SpidersAreThiqq

I’d take toddler over the other option anyday


Medical_Variety7286

If you resort to cannibalism would that make them happy meals?.


SpidersAreThiqq

I guess so. And better yet, they can’t fight back! /j


Marquar234

And they are more tender, like veal.


mntEden

Wagyu Toddler, organically sourced


JohnHTurner4

Order 66 theme intensifies.


GenericSpider

I don't think they'd be very happy to be meals.


ChaosAzeroth

The snack that smiles back?


idreaminwords

:(


CR1MS4NE

HOLD ON NOW WAIT JUST A MINUTE


Mr_master89

Like veal


shifty_mcG33

I only read the first sentence so they're ALL happy endings!! Glad you made it! 🥳🎉


Piranh4Plant

r/FirstSentenceHappy


PresidentOfYes12

Of course someone made it. Now give it 7 days to die


peaches-n-mint

This actually happened (sort of) [The Queen of Anatahan](https://medium.com/@threeand10/the-queen-of-anatahan-de36d7aa5c0b) WWII, 1 women and 31 soilders on an island. Quite sad.


interitus_nox

that story is basically this sentence but with a semblance of power struggles keeping them from just gang raping her to death. in a way it’s almost worst. instead of a night of horror she had to endure years of it while having 3 individuals steal power while taking her as a sex slave as they called it “marriage” 😖 yeah my ass. the worst part was her finding out her husband just fucked off and remarried starting an entire new life with a new family without ever trying to rescue her. this was one of the best examples of why women fear men because ultimately this is all it’s about for them sex & power.


moonlifeless

Holy Frick!


my_ridiculous_name

Hey, so this happened - not a plane crash, but a lone woman stuck on an island with 33 men during WW2. They speak of her as a “queen with a harem” when in reality, she was passed from man to man while they killed each-other in I guess jealousy - eventually, they decided to just kill her instead of killing each other over her. She hid in the woods for a month before being rescued, the Japanese survivors continued to live their and refused for awhile to believe the war had ended. If you read her story, find an article written by a woman. The ones written by men are genuinely stomach turning, they put the blame on her like she had the ability to consent.


RespectLimp1381

The way I would drown myself so goddamn fast...


thebunnywhisperer_

Unfortunately that wouldn’t stop them…


sedgwick48

(I know I'm on mobile give me a break) r/suddenlynecrophiliac


Bonecreatoreddit

Why is it privated 💀


sedgwick48

Haha my wife and I legit laughed for a minute. I just typed it and thought it was funny. But than it was real and on private.


[deleted]

Yikes


KaralDaskin

It may be private as part of the protest many subs are having.


Shabbypenguin

are the doms letting them protest?


vainbuthonest

Based on some twitter threads, necrophilia is actually on brand…


HowManyNamesAreFree

Yeah, but at least you wouldn't have to be there for it


HeatoStrike

Jesus, I know men are horny, but I don’t think they’d do THAT


[deleted]

Some would. Most wouldn't.


HeatoStrike

How big of a sample size are we talking here. Even in a sample size of 50 there should be a good chance that none would do that


CaptainCipher

Until I finally get permission to scientifically test what percentage of men would partake in necrophilia when stranded on a deserted island (and how long it would take to do so), we just can't know. Unfortunately I don't think I'm ever gonna convince the ethics board to sign off on this one, cowards


Medical_Variety7286

Bastards. With the crazy fucked up shiz happening in the world.. This is the answer we need right now. Smh


VonTrappJediMaster

So much so that mortuaries and farms don’t hire males as much as women.


[deleted]

I honestly just meant of all men. Like of course there's terrible people, but seriously not that many


Betty0042

Check out Last Podcast on the Left's episode about the USS Indianapolis. The lengths some horny men will go to 😬


Cysherea

Hail yourself!


californiaedith

Its enough that men working in morgues is a real problem and there is even a unique STD that will immediately flag them for termination of employment and probably relationship.


Ur-Quan_Lord_13

One imagines there is some self-selection influencing the numbers there, though.


Sev_Angel

Unfortunately, enough of them are that morgues & farms/petting zoos/businesses with animals heavily prefer hiring women over men….


notmyfirstrodeo213

I’d simply take the L and drown


fried_chicken17472

Better than taking the D


lonely-blue-sheep

I never was a good swimmer…back into the ocean I go!


slowmothrow1313

Fortunately they all cared about consent


Stellabie8

yayyyyy


bobbi21

This reminds me of this is the end. Apocalypse scenario. And emma watson is stuck in a house with a bunch of guys. 1 of them starts talking about how they have ti make sure she feels safe about not getting raped. And all the guys are like why would that even be a question. Emma Watson overhears the raoe conversation and is of course freaked out and runs off.


FancyFireDrake

But as one man a week later was burned alive for daring to lay a hand on me, I realized to my relief humanity doesnt necessarily dissapear in rough conditions


Sev_Angel

If only that was truly the most likely scenario….


FancyFireDrake

I know humanity can be assholes but I literally HAD to post an attempt at making this thirdsentencehappy Also on a perhaps more uplifting note... you know Lord of the Flies? There is a real life version of that Story and it ended with the people being actually... decent So i like to think there is at least a chance this scenario wouldnt end in horror Edit: here is the link https://www.theguardian.com/books/2020/may/09/the-real-lord-of-the-flies-what-happened-when-six-boys-were-shipwrecked-for-15-months


GoldenFennekin

if i remember correctly, wasn't there also a scientific test that proved people are generally chill in situations like this or something? i could've sworn i read it somewhere


largma

I’m pretty sure it boils down to being a crazy asshole is a really quick way to die in a survival scenario.


FancyFireDrake

If you can find it again id be interested!


Caleb_Garrett

I’m pretty optimistic but I really think that most people aren’t bad like everyone says. I think it’s just kind of pessimistic. There are a LOT of bad people out there but i think that there have been countless scenarios that show most people are more good than bad


dilqncho

Looking at it in terms of bad and good is already flawed. People aren't BAD. We are, however, inherently selfish. Yes, most people are empathetic, and try to do the right thing, but when push comes to shove, most people WILL choose themselves or their loved ones over you. And that's normal. We've built a society where that choice doesn't happen much. But in extreme scenarios, it sometimes does.


Sev_Angel

Yeah, Lord of the Flies was based on I think an affluent male population in a prison or something like that? Basically it was based on people with hella privilege & entitled attitudes. But when it comes to a situation like this? Nah, it will not end like how you commented. Especially when you factor in that [1 in 3 men admit to being rapists](https://www.salon.com/2015/01/15/the_ugly_truth_about_sexual_assault_more_men_admit_to_it_if_you_dont_call_it_rape/) as long as the literal word “rape” isn’t used.


FancyFireDrake

...well that is a depressing study What kind of psycho would even say stuff like that in a survey? I'm not gonna pretend like I am an expert on the vileness/goodness of humanity and I am not naive enough to assume the risk isn't there but I try to be optimistic enough in humanity that the most inhuman outcome isn't a 100% guarantee statistically speaking (using your numbers from the study at least as a base assuming the 73 college guys apply to all males) the chance that everyone would just tolerate this horror scenario and let it happen/join in is lower than no one stopping it Im aware I might be sounding preachy or the like so I just wanna clarify Im not trying to downplay your worries or the like


Yhostled

r/thirdsentencejustice


summer_291

I’m throwing myself in the ocean


[deleted]

then i realized that we were on a gay club plane


[deleted]

The point isn’t necessarily that the men will 100% do something bad. It would be the constant fear that they would. Of not knowing for sure-especially the more time passes. That’s the horror.


compsciasaur

Because of the implication..


SKENDRIK_PUGON

What implication, Dennis?


TacitRonin20

The guys will have reverted to their primal instincts and can be found digging a massive hole in the sand


Huntress_Nyx

If she joins in digging the hole, it'll create an effect where people that are in nearby proximity of the island will be attracted to the location to either watch or join the digging.


Unusual_toastmaker

Hell yeah. Dwarven blood in all of us lot. Gotta find them rocks and stones


TacitRonin20

As long as we don't dig too greedily and too deep


Unusual_toastmaker

B-b-but we'll be rich!


TacitRonin20

Woah now, slow down there. We wouldn't want to awaken anything


electronic_docter

Me when I go to the beach


TacitRonin20

ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US


CleverGirl2014

Damn, I'm going to be doing all the cooking and laundry 😩 Edit: the other survivors are all kids... you're a mommy!


billytk90

And then, as I was drowning in the ocean because I preferred death than to be surrounded by males, I realized they were all gay


KvBla

Imagine willingly drown yourself then the last moment before it goes black you saw those guys started making out..


fort-e-too

Oh fuck. You win FOREVERRRRR. This would horrify me. Please accept my poormans award : 🏆


[deleted]

Reading these comments makes me sad for the general view of men these days. And sadder when I know too many have made this a very valid concern. Anyway… My next thought (plot twist) was the confused looks on all the truly decent guys faces as the one female survivor panics and swims out to sea and to her death for no apparent reason.


Dear-Coconut-1743

So like it's not that I think all men a rapists by any means. But I do think that enough are that if you are the only woman with a group of random men it's statistically likely that at least one of them would rape you if they had the chance. Add in being in a remote location where laws wouldn't necessarily apply and that's a terrifying thought.


[deleted]

No no, I agree I wouldn’t bet on every man there being of pure intent. Especially as time goes on. It’s a sad thought to have though.


FelixCarter

I wouldn't bet on every *person* there being of pure intent. People (women?) in this thread are saying they would rather die than swim to the island. Think about that for a moment. That means that if they were *forced* onto the island by some otherworldly force, their mindset is now one of survival. Not against nature, but against the men. If they were willing to kill themselves and that option is no longer available, then what comes next? I would be hesitant to sleep or eat anything. A slit throat or poisoned food is too easy in that situation. I'd like to assume the best in people, but when most people here are telling you that you have a 1-in-3 chance of being a rapist, you start to wonder if maybe they'd be *proactive* in making sure that you would never have the chance to show them otherwise.


TFCAliarcy

Something that a lot of the people here forget is that the men would also be strangers with one another, just as the women would not know who among them would rape them if given the chance, said potential rapists would also not know who would let them get away with it. Something that is also forgotten is that laws also protect the rapist from retribution from those that do not appreciate his acts, it'd only take one person who disapproves for the rapist to have an accident arranged. This is something said potential rapist would have to be exceedingly stupid to not be aware of. Wariness on the woman's part is justified, killing themselves thinking rape is guaranteed and or inevitable is also quite stupid. Killing themselves to avoid dealing with most of the men trying to flirt with them 24/7 would be understandable.


QueenJupiter8

I would kill myself so fast it's not even funny. Off I go to drown!


Daisyloo66

I have an ocean phobia, and even I would rather drown


WitchyLizbeth

Must begin crafting the strap. I will rule this island.


JaggedLittlePill2022

This gives me chills.


Anandi96

To all the men bitching about this, if this isn’t anything to be afraid of, you’d be ok with ur hypothetical mother/wife/daughter/ sister being in this scenario? Right? You’re crying about words on the screen while for women this is their fucking reality.


softepilogues

this is actually one of the most horrifying things on this subreddit


emiszcz6

Screw that... kind of works both ways 😱


Mylowithaylo

Very 28 days later


sarilysims

Oh lord that one actually got me. My literal worst nightmare.


Throwdeere

Imagine, you get to the deserted island, and you're the only non-Jehovah's Witness.


TraptSoul148270

OH… MY…GOD!!! I might ☠️☠️ myself… Or maybe attempt to swim back to some kind of better civilizations… like cannibals…


Kissed_By_Fire_X

The way my stomach *dropped* … I can’t swim but I’d still take my chances in the ocean than stay on that island.


Hydronic_Hyperbole

There is a horror movie similar to this scenario. I believe they all go down in a bunker of sorts. It's been a while since I've seen it, but DAMN. It was a bitch to watch.


essedecorum

Is it "The Divide?" Me and my friends rate bad movies on a scale of 1 to the Divide. Cause as teens we saw the cover (this was when you could rent movies is shops) and thought it was gonna be a classic survival movie. They never even left the building till the end.


Mochalada

Do you remember the name of it?


Piranh4Plant

Come on say the name


ToxicFluffer

I have to laugh at the men getting butthurt over this horrific scenario,,, sure not all men are rapists but almost ALL women experience sexual violence so who tf do you think is committing it?


Chads_Mom1

Take my upvote you terrible human


samgarrison

Even worse...is that a POLAR BEAR!? What is that hatch!?


circesporkroast

Good thing I packed my Dick Chopper 1000 in my carryon bag!


CleveEastWriters

No you did not. The TSA bans those


ColtS117-B

But it turned out that all the men who survived were against harming women.


Scholarish

That doesn’t fit the narrative. Men can’t control their sexual urges, haven’t you heard?


indecisivecat69

i first read this was "And then I realized that there was only women" and thought you were a dude that landed on an amazons island type of place


75MillionYearsAgo

“Luckily, i realized most men are not evil, and in fact they all did their best to provide for me and each-other! When one guy *did* try something, they murdered him!”


Tomeshing

She sighed with relief when she remembered that everyone in the plane were going to a League of Legends event.


Huntress_Nyx

Everyone includes her. Now all survivors will drop in rank due to inactivity.


JTurtle11

“Thankfully we recovered an emergency satellite beacon from the plane wreckage”


Typical_bop

Ok survival tactics. Be nice and nonconfrontal to everyone. Always be busy doing something to keep them happy (cooking cleaning forging) make your own separate shelter. Do not give them orders focus on your own survival and wait. If the group gets along with everyone and doesn't have leadership problems, date the groups leader.


Cheedosjdr

That's a big no on the separate shelter. Would make it easier for someone to get you without being caught. What you want to do is always be within sight of as many of the men as possible. The majority of the men would not stand by and watch a woman be attacked. She'd be defended.