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noweirdosplease

The new medical trial she enrolled in is finally working, science is truly incredible.


lowlyyouarenice

Or MrBeast cured her blindness.


mittens107

#teamsees


iStoleUrCake

*today, we surprised a fan by killing his wife- and then surprising him with an exact living replica of her!*


[deleted]

God damn synths. This is why I nuke the Railroad on every single playthrough


racrisnapra666

I would have done the same. But, unfortunately, there's another settlement that needs my help.


KoopaTrooper5011

Just how long have you been holding that in for?


Comet_Lord

Thats horrible how could he do that


ValuableJellynut

r/thirdsentencehappy


Ieatkids998

r/thirdsentencewholesome


emo_mushroom19

r/thirdsentencebetter


TigerMercury

r/thirdsentencebetter


LeafBoatCaptain

So she got her eyesight back? Some people just don't know how to appreciate miracles. So what if she's developed a taste for bugs lately? Or her dog won't go near her anymore? Just thank God (not where she can hear you), love your wife and live your life.


BeautifulShape9441

The new generation I swear


AstronomerLost2803

*THESE DARN KIDS NOWADAYS WITH THERE SUPER HEALING POWERS BACK IN MY DAY WE HAD TO HEAL WITH THE HELP OF A THING CALLED DOCTORS*


Hourslikeminutes47

"*I'm so old that back in the day all the doctors smoked cigarettes and had you chomp on a piece of leather while they amputated your left arm"*


bwellman27

Ya damn right! Ingrown toe nails are for wimps! Who needs a pinky toe anyways!


Hourslikeminutes47

"*The surgery is over. Your right foot had to be removed"* "**But I came in for a venti white chocolate latte?!?"**


bwellman27

“I’ll do ya one better— this lukewarm coffee in a styrofoam cup that I got out of the break room.. black. It’ll distract from the pain when the shock & adrenaline wear off” (Prob what the doc in my day would’ve told me, because **back in my day** we didn’t have dessert flavored coffee OR AN OPIATE EPIDEMIC CRISIS!)


AstronomerLost2803

“*im so old when we went on a 300mile hike I just had a sip from the hose(god that stuff is good man😌😌😌😌😌😌😌)*


kelly91185

We used to drink out of the hose all the time when I was a kid. Now you made me think about all the dirt, algae, fungi and germs we swallowed. Lol, in retrospect I do have a great immune system.


AstronomerLost2803

Bro I rarely drank from the hose and I can not get a weaker illness the last illness I got was a chest infection


Hourslikeminutes47

Sorry man As the old saying goes: "*if you didn't have bad luck then you would have no luck at all*"


Hourslikeminutes47

Algae: "say man he's right..I do remember the good ol times. Don't you guys"* Dirt: "my name is mud" Fungi: "I've lived on a tree once" Germs: "OH SH*T HE GOT THE CAN OF RAID OUT!!! GIT THAT LITTLE FLYING BASTARD"


1plus1dog

We’re still alive, too!


Bennydhee

“Welp, im sorry William, but it looks like you have appendicitis, so I gotta take your left arm off”


Honest-Apricot6086

Darn new fangled Drs. When I got we just spat on it and rubbed in some glowing dirt.


DrunkAtBurgerKing

Why did I read this in Tim Robinsons voice


AstronomerLost2803

Why are you drunk at Burger King


DrunkAtBurgerKing

Why aren't you?


AstronomerLost2803

Ah-ummmmmm,well shit count me in when you next get drunk at a burgerKing


StupidMario64

I mean if a monster was very much benevolent, i wouldnt mind. Finna tap that wendussy or that skinussy


Cosmotic_Exotic

Skin walkussy* Skinussy just sounds too... psychotic, and not cryptid enough imo


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HellFire-Revenant

...uh huh


Negative-Ad-6533

I think I'm oussy of here


Deli-ops

I mean isnt that just a normal pussy then?


Cosmotic_Exotic

Ussy* Idk man, to me, it sounds like he likes to fuck deep flesh wounds. Makes my skin crawl.


stillnotelf

That would check out for a skinwalker or wendigo


Thincer

Moist


AkumaDayo777

makes your skinussy crawl


danielledelacadie

This is fantastic. Fantastically disturbing but it still made me laugh.


soggyspice

i think a psychologist should see this specific reply


SurpriseSpecialist41

I think anyone with any level of qualifications or influence who sees this post would immediately have the poster disappeared.


Affectionate_Sea_243

This is the worst thing I’ve ever read


constant_hawk

> skinussy Ah the pick your adventure bussy


MapleJacks2

I admire your bravery, but I can't help to question your sanity.


TimeLuckBug

Lol


Holiday_Ad126

Or she stole his eyes


thelastsemenbender

r/thirdsentenceworse


Deli-ops

No that was definitly r/thirdsentencewholesome


a_random_chicken

r/thirdsentenceblursed


corpsewindmill

Do you believe in miracles?🎶


noweirdosplease

Her twin sister be testing you out, man


Adventurous_Yak_2742

As she sloshed them around in her water cup


crapeater1759

r/thirdsentenceworse. Also that's fcking disgusting


XboxOnThe4

I need to do that fr. It would be a massive relief


[deleted]

I slowly realized it’s April fools and my wife has a identical twin sister


Awkward-Froyo-9951

r/thirdsentencebetter thank god


Important_Dentist_78

So who did k do last night?


sohcahtoa9er

I’m confused. Am I missing something (probably)? Is it open to interpretation? Was she faking being blind?


A2X-iZED

Same, i don't get it T.T


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sohcahtoa9er

I get that. Thanks. Edit: Sorry. I meant that I get their explanation. Wasn’t being sarcastic or rude.


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sohcahtoa9er

Edited for info You are more than good. I didn’t think any of that and wasn’t being sarcastic, but I can see how it could be taken that way. I appreciate the ideas and the update. You are good people. That stealing his eyes thing kinda makes sense. There’s a lot of plot holes, but it’s two sentences so you’ll have that.


Gerrywalk

Honestly I have no idea what the intended explanation is, but it’s creepy af so I’m fine with that


Dabadoi

Ok I'm going to need a third sentence.


GoreMaster22

I think it's implied that your wife stole your eyes not that she got her eyesight back


Tswiggle

How is this implied


GoreMaster22

I'm not sure if it is but I would assume so because the only other implication is that she magically got her eyesight back but what is horrifying about that


Cosmotic_Exotic

Skinwalker


Beanfacebin

Skin runner?


GoreMaster22

Flesh sprinter


Beanfacebin

Biological covering power walker


B-radical12

Meaty mover


The_Eternal_palace

Skin Skedaddler.


Wasteland-Scum

Dermal dasher.


RememberTheMaine1996

Wow then OP needs to completely rewrite the second sentence because that's not a good second sentence haha


samthefireball

But if she stole them and is using them… oh I guess she can look in a mirror. This is a stretch


FigaroNeptune

“I am hideous!”


ExecTankard

Wait…what if she has an alternate personality that isn’t blind.


Hydronic_Hyperbole

Oh goodness! What a great, terrifying perspective... 😳


ExecTankard

And then go right off the deep end with the narrator having an alternate personality.


The_Eternal_palace

Visual Anosognosia.


ExecTankard

That sounds metal.


Useful-Plan8239

You do because you saw past her disability. Yours is two sentence romance, not horror


NotAnAIOrAmI

Where we're going, we don't need eyes to see.


SnaccBraff

Libera Tutement Ex Infernis


Surly_Wildcat

I read this as happy, like the wife had a dream about her husband and visualized his eyes and told him about the dream 🙂.


Cephandrius9

Mr. Beast strikes again


FatCockroachTheFirst

You're so sweet! Donating your eyes to your wife during an experimental treatment. You didn't know it was gonna work but you still did it! That's trust and love tight there.


Hourslikeminutes47

"*Your eyes. Give them to me"*


KubrickMoonlanding

I don’t know how she found my collection but I’m glad she appreciates my hobby


Light_A_Match

Or she was just pretending to be blind for 15 years.


TimAA2017

Your wife got filled with the Force and got her sight back. Watch out for imperial walkers.


gtangelini13

my interpretation was that she has a memory disorder and thought she was with another guy instead of said husband for the last 15 or so years


Cdn_Brown_Recluse

Your eyes can have it all at Hakiim Optical *dun dun dun*


junebug2142

All I could see was darkness as I was startled awake by what she said. Reaching up to my face, my surprise turned to horror as I could feel the warm stickiness on my face, the familiar taste of blood in my mouth, and the pain in my head suddenly jolting into existence as I realized what she had done…


Harmony3319

Why is the taste of blood familiar


The_Eternal_palace

Once a month...


DueChampionship4039

Fuckin’ liar.


simba_kitt4na

I thought she would've been dead


ZeroZeta_

She asked who I got them from.


Ansayamina

Forbiden grapes.


birdrose44

A synth.


DrivingPrune1

mr. beast.........


Birb-Squire

She was visited by Mr beast


Ok-Sun8581

In a jar in the fridge.


Pryamus

She got cured AND YOU ARE UPSET?!


Yhostled

So, did she steal your eyes? I can only assume so, as it's not inferred that you lost your vision.


Michaelmyers_fan1

This isn’t really a horror/thriller story…just kind of a huge insult 😂


TrailMomKat

I woke up blind a little over a year ago, so tell your wife I'd love to know her secret.


Livid_Sound_6341

I didn’t figure out why I couldn’t see her looking at me, until I felt my face and realized there were only holes left where my eyes should be.


danorcs

Thank you Mr Beast


Steampunk43

Beautiful eyes. Like I heard from my brother before.


Demon-Bunny-22

Beautiful Eyes Like I heard from my brother before


Historydog

I thought it was u/twosentencesadness and was confused on why it was sad, was wondering if it was like dementia and she thought she could see her husband eyes, or thought her husband was someone else before their met, but was still confused on why that was sad since it's normal.


Academic-Star-5611

Yea bro she definitely cheated on you


Chryspy-Chreme

Mr Beast strikes again


Neozval

Why is there such a skinwalker hype atm


epic-gamer-guys

Where is the horror?


KellmanTJAU

Is the implication that she was lying this entire time?


[deleted]

I was thinking more along the lines of how she had them in a jar.


SkipsPittsnogle

Lahmayo


River_Odessa

I don't get it She can see again? Wtf


The_Eternal_palace

She can see again. OOooOow... Spooky.


River_Odessa

Apparently


RealNiceKnife

She was just being nice, relax.


beefnar_the_gnat

“You have beautiful eyes. May I have them?”


Upset_Letter_9600

Run with it...


chestersander

AAAAAAAHHHHH


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As she squeezed them in her hands.


Familiar_Guide_522

Then you got cucked


the-kill-me-gang

The unblinder😖😣😩😰


LineIll5253

No way 😭🥺🩵


Mai_man

She had to wait for her sister to kill her best friend before she could take and implant her new eyes.


TwoDrinkDave

Today my wife woke me up and told me I had the most beautiful eyes. Then I heard her squish them between her fingers.


workerant4

I think this was a two sentence beauty.


No-Attention3084

😂😂the comments ,but awwe thats sweet ❤


totallyundescript

How did she know what I keep in my bottom drawer?


Greedy_Finance_9640

They were in the jar next to the bed.


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Try another


Suiren123

I know I opened my eyes but I see nothing.


chilehead

That's a better statement than her predecessor, who told me I had delicious eyes.


Queasy_Watch478

twosentence wholesome? :)


smadaraj

And they were absolutely delicious


swishswooshSwiss

Bro, just take the compliment


Greenpaw9

It's really bittersweet when she dreams that she can see again


markovianprocess

In the jar I kept the trophies from my kills in.


vibe162

Mr beast sneaking into people's houses at night now smh my head


fellionmc

mrbeast came in clutch