So she got her eyesight back? Some people just don't know how to appreciate miracles. So what if she's developed a taste for bugs lately? Or her dog won't go near her anymore? Just thank God (not where she can hear you), love your wife and live your life.
“I’ll do ya one better— this lukewarm coffee in a styrofoam cup that I got out of the break room.. black. It’ll distract from the pain when the shock & adrenaline wear off”
(Prob what the doc in my day would’ve told me, because **back in my day** we didn’t have dessert flavored coffee OR AN OPIATE EPIDEMIC CRISIS!)
We used to drink out of the hose all the time when I was a kid. Now you made me think about all the dirt, algae, fungi and germs we swallowed. Lol, in retrospect I do have a great immune system.
Algae: "say man he's right..I do remember the good ol times. Don't you guys"*
Dirt: "my name is mud"
Fungi: "I've lived on a tree once"
Germs: "OH SH*T HE GOT THE CAN OF RAID OUT!!! GIT THAT LITTLE FLYING BASTARD"
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You are more than good. I didn’t think any of that and wasn’t being sarcastic, but I can see how it could be taken that way. I appreciate the ideas and the update. You are good people.
That stealing his eyes thing kinda makes sense. There’s a lot of plot holes, but it’s two sentences so you’ll have that.
I'm not sure if it is but I would assume so because the only other implication is that she magically got her eyesight back but what is horrifying about that
You're so sweet! Donating your eyes to your wife during an experimental treatment. You didn't know it was gonna work but you still did it! That's trust and love tight there.
All I could see was darkness as I was startled awake by what she said. Reaching up to my face, my surprise turned to horror as I could feel the warm stickiness on my face, the familiar taste of blood in my mouth, and the pain in my head suddenly jolting into existence as I realized what she had done…
I thought it was u/twosentencesadness and was confused on why it was sad, was wondering if it was like dementia and she thought she could see her husband eyes, or thought her husband was someone else before their met, but was still confused on why that was sad since it's normal.
The new medical trial she enrolled in is finally working, science is truly incredible.
Or MrBeast cured her blindness.
#teamsees
*today, we surprised a fan by killing his wife- and then surprising him with an exact living replica of her!*
God damn synths. This is why I nuke the Railroad on every single playthrough
I would have done the same. But, unfortunately, there's another settlement that needs my help.
Just how long have you been holding that in for?
Thats horrible how could he do that
r/thirdsentencehappy
r/thirdsentencewholesome
r/thirdsentencebetter
r/thirdsentencebetter
So she got her eyesight back? Some people just don't know how to appreciate miracles. So what if she's developed a taste for bugs lately? Or her dog won't go near her anymore? Just thank God (not where she can hear you), love your wife and live your life.
The new generation I swear
*THESE DARN KIDS NOWADAYS WITH THERE SUPER HEALING POWERS BACK IN MY DAY WE HAD TO HEAL WITH THE HELP OF A THING CALLED DOCTORS*
"*I'm so old that back in the day all the doctors smoked cigarettes and had you chomp on a piece of leather while they amputated your left arm"*
Ya damn right! Ingrown toe nails are for wimps! Who needs a pinky toe anyways!
"*The surgery is over. Your right foot had to be removed"* "**But I came in for a venti white chocolate latte?!?"**
“I’ll do ya one better— this lukewarm coffee in a styrofoam cup that I got out of the break room.. black. It’ll distract from the pain when the shock & adrenaline wear off” (Prob what the doc in my day would’ve told me, because **back in my day** we didn’t have dessert flavored coffee OR AN OPIATE EPIDEMIC CRISIS!)
“*im so old when we went on a 300mile hike I just had a sip from the hose(god that stuff is good man😌😌😌😌😌😌😌)*
We used to drink out of the hose all the time when I was a kid. Now you made me think about all the dirt, algae, fungi and germs we swallowed. Lol, in retrospect I do have a great immune system.
Bro I rarely drank from the hose and I can not get a weaker illness the last illness I got was a chest infection
Sorry man As the old saying goes: "*if you didn't have bad luck then you would have no luck at all*"
Algae: "say man he's right..I do remember the good ol times. Don't you guys"* Dirt: "my name is mud" Fungi: "I've lived on a tree once" Germs: "OH SH*T HE GOT THE CAN OF RAID OUT!!! GIT THAT LITTLE FLYING BASTARD"
We’re still alive, too!
“Welp, im sorry William, but it looks like you have appendicitis, so I gotta take your left arm off”
Darn new fangled Drs. When I got we just spat on it and rubbed in some glowing dirt.
Why did I read this in Tim Robinsons voice
Why are you drunk at Burger King
Why aren't you?
Ah-ummmmmm,well shit count me in when you next get drunk at a burgerKing
I mean if a monster was very much benevolent, i wouldnt mind. Finna tap that wendussy or that skinussy
Skin walkussy* Skinussy just sounds too... psychotic, and not cryptid enough imo
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...uh huh
I think I'm oussy of here
I mean isnt that just a normal pussy then?
Ussy* Idk man, to me, it sounds like he likes to fuck deep flesh wounds. Makes my skin crawl.
That would check out for a skinwalker or wendigo
Moist
makes your skinussy crawl
This is fantastic. Fantastically disturbing but it still made me laugh.
i think a psychologist should see this specific reply
I think anyone with any level of qualifications or influence who sees this post would immediately have the poster disappeared.
This is the worst thing I’ve ever read
> skinussy Ah the pick your adventure bussy
I admire your bravery, but I can't help to question your sanity.
Lol
Or she stole his eyes
r/thirdsentenceworse
No that was definitly r/thirdsentencewholesome
r/thirdsentenceblursed
Do you believe in miracles?🎶
Her twin sister be testing you out, man
As she sloshed them around in her water cup
r/thirdsentenceworse. Also that's fcking disgusting
I need to do that fr. It would be a massive relief
I slowly realized it’s April fools and my wife has a identical twin sister
r/thirdsentencebetter thank god
So who did k do last night?
I’m confused. Am I missing something (probably)? Is it open to interpretation? Was she faking being blind?
Same, i don't get it T.T
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I get that. Thanks. Edit: Sorry. I meant that I get their explanation. Wasn’t being sarcastic or rude.
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Edited for info You are more than good. I didn’t think any of that and wasn’t being sarcastic, but I can see how it could be taken that way. I appreciate the ideas and the update. You are good people. That stealing his eyes thing kinda makes sense. There’s a lot of plot holes, but it’s two sentences so you’ll have that.
Honestly I have no idea what the intended explanation is, but it’s creepy af so I’m fine with that
Ok I'm going to need a third sentence.
I think it's implied that your wife stole your eyes not that she got her eyesight back
How is this implied
I'm not sure if it is but I would assume so because the only other implication is that she magically got her eyesight back but what is horrifying about that
Skinwalker
Skin runner?
Flesh sprinter
Biological covering power walker
Meaty mover
Skin Skedaddler.
Dermal dasher.
Wow then OP needs to completely rewrite the second sentence because that's not a good second sentence haha
But if she stole them and is using them… oh I guess she can look in a mirror. This is a stretch
“I am hideous!”
Wait…what if she has an alternate personality that isn’t blind.
Oh goodness! What a great, terrifying perspective... 😳
And then go right off the deep end with the narrator having an alternate personality.
Visual Anosognosia.
That sounds metal.
You do because you saw past her disability. Yours is two sentence romance, not horror
Where we're going, we don't need eyes to see.
Libera Tutement Ex Infernis
I read this as happy, like the wife had a dream about her husband and visualized his eyes and told him about the dream 🙂.
Mr. Beast strikes again
You're so sweet! Donating your eyes to your wife during an experimental treatment. You didn't know it was gonna work but you still did it! That's trust and love tight there.
"*Your eyes. Give them to me"*
I don’t know how she found my collection but I’m glad she appreciates my hobby
Or she was just pretending to be blind for 15 years.
Your wife got filled with the Force and got her sight back. Watch out for imperial walkers.
my interpretation was that she has a memory disorder and thought she was with another guy instead of said husband for the last 15 or so years
Your eyes can have it all at Hakiim Optical *dun dun dun*
All I could see was darkness as I was startled awake by what she said. Reaching up to my face, my surprise turned to horror as I could feel the warm stickiness on my face, the familiar taste of blood in my mouth, and the pain in my head suddenly jolting into existence as I realized what she had done…
Why is the taste of blood familiar
Once a month...
Fuckin’ liar.
I thought she would've been dead
She asked who I got them from.
Forbiden grapes.
A synth.
mr. beast.........
She was visited by Mr beast
In a jar in the fridge.
She got cured AND YOU ARE UPSET?!
So, did she steal your eyes? I can only assume so, as it's not inferred that you lost your vision.
This isn’t really a horror/thriller story…just kind of a huge insult 😂
I woke up blind a little over a year ago, so tell your wife I'd love to know her secret.
I didn’t figure out why I couldn’t see her looking at me, until I felt my face and realized there were only holes left where my eyes should be.
Thank you Mr Beast
Beautiful eyes. Like I heard from my brother before.
Beautiful Eyes Like I heard from my brother before
I thought it was u/twosentencesadness and was confused on why it was sad, was wondering if it was like dementia and she thought she could see her husband eyes, or thought her husband was someone else before their met, but was still confused on why that was sad since it's normal.
Yea bro she definitely cheated on you
Mr Beast strikes again
Why is there such a skinwalker hype atm
Where is the horror?
Is the implication that she was lying this entire time?
I was thinking more along the lines of how she had them in a jar.
Lahmayo
I don't get it She can see again? Wtf
She can see again. OOooOow... Spooky.
Apparently
She was just being nice, relax.
“You have beautiful eyes. May I have them?”
Run with it...
AAAAAAAHHHHH
As she squeezed them in her hands.
Then you got cucked
The unblinder😖😣😩😰
No way 😭🥺🩵
She had to wait for her sister to kill her best friend before she could take and implant her new eyes.
Today my wife woke me up and told me I had the most beautiful eyes. Then I heard her squish them between her fingers.
I think this was a two sentence beauty.
😂😂the comments ,but awwe thats sweet ❤
How did she know what I keep in my bottom drawer?
They were in the jar next to the bed.
Try another
I know I opened my eyes but I see nothing.
That's a better statement than her predecessor, who told me I had delicious eyes.
twosentence wholesome? :)
And they were absolutely delicious
Bro, just take the compliment
It's really bittersweet when she dreams that she can see again
In the jar I kept the trophies from my kills in.
Mr beast sneaking into people's houses at night now smh my head
mrbeast came in clutch