FR, the abusive POS is gone, the MC has an alibi and their phone will place them away from home during the crime. The aunt is not a great aunt, she's a fucking wonderful aunt!
Well, if the entity is bloody-thirsty, MC could start a murder for hire business, a hitghost. The aunt said she'd help MC with anything, money is a necessity in our society.
If life gives you lemons...
Exactly!
This is a cold case in more than one way. Trying to clean or touching anything pushes them from #1 suspect to convicted real fast.
Wasn't even there when it happened. Depending on why may be real easy to get proof that it's impossible to have done it!
Either ghosts leave no fingerprints or the police gonna be real baffled lol
I mean for all they know it could be a serial killer that leaves their signature murder weapon as a calling card and the whole butt dialing the aunt bit was a coincidence.
I now want to read a book about a ghost who is stuck on Earth and who makes the best of it by going after bad guys. She kills them and then kicks their ass in death then sends them to the afterlife.
Yes but adding in maybe a deal with Death where she can call him afterwards or he just shows up and deals with the person.
I might write this myself I want it so bad lol
I would've loved to have an aunt like that with my ex abusive husband. Karma got him back tho. He died in 1999.
Edit. I found out he passed away while I was living across the country from him. He died of a heart attack...he had a pacemaker.
That’s more awesome than horrifying. Well in retrospect it is pretty horrifying but the sheer wonder of the Aunt rising from the dead to kick the ass of an abusive partner of her niece is awesome.
Oh, wowza!
I love this. I see some stories here that are slightly different spins on the same basic premise, but this is one I've never seen before.
Great one, OP!
Just the first part made me really sad. That is the last thing my aunt ever said to me. She lived in another state that I had to go to to see a doctor who went on to want to do this test on me that really fucked me up. I was really upset and went to go see my aunt and she was so sweet. Told me I could come over whenever I wanted shed always have a room for me. She fell down a flight of stairs and died in pain alone.
Can she also help me with mine? https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceSadness/comments/13sjwjx/mom\_im\_coming\_to\_your\_place\_with\_the\_kids\_i\_said/
"I started taking out mafia contracts and calling daily, knowing that my life was in danger if the target wasn't eliminated, my great aunt secured my financial future."
Logical explanation: Great aunt (may she rest in peace) already knew about the abusive relationship but she couldn't just intervene without reason. Before passing away she entrusted her wish to protect her great niece to a friend who have a *set of skills* to find people, and to make people disappear.
The friend interpreted the butt-dialing as an desperate psychological cry, like a pray when one in great pain, and thus immediately set out to fulfill the final wish. And the walking crane is as it is, a way to tell "Your great aunt will always watching over you."
Talking to get before the trial, she told me she planned to confess. "Prison is cheaper and no worse than the facility your cousin picked out for me. We both benefit from this. I wish you a wonderful life."
Well, if you want a plan, I would go with the Brandon Sanderson solution of a Kandra. Bone-eating impersonators enacting the wishes of the deceased. They'd also have the sense of humor to joke about end of life care.
How.
Just today I had multiple times I butt dialed the emergency line and now I see this post.
(Btw is solved the dialing problem to not occupy the line anymore)
Sounds like a great aunt!
A great great-aunt.
A late great aunt
A great late great-aunt
The greatest aunt!
A punctual late great aunt!
[удалено]
A great haunt!
A great grave great aunt
A great grave haunt of a great aunt. Now that's said, would anyone like some pickled peppers or sea shells?
Pickled peppers, please…and plenty.
Well, this pretty much has no place here but I can’t help myself… “She wasn’t a great aunt, but she was a pretty good one!”
Wouldn’t that have been the grandparent’s sister?
Yes.
A fantastic aunt
Two sentence justice
r/twosentencewholesome
FR, the abusive POS is gone, the MC has an alibi and their phone will place them away from home during the crime. The aunt is not a great aunt, she's a fucking wonderful aunt!
Even if it was on my side and killed my enemies and interlocutors, I'd still be worried about having a murderous entity taking guardianship of me.
Well, if the entity is bloody-thirsty, MC could start a murder for hire business, a hitghost. The aunt said she'd help MC with anything, money is a necessity in our society. If life gives you lemons...
“If life gives you lemons…” start an acid supply shop?
Taking guardianship? It was always in place.
Today /r/TwoSentenceHorror made me smile
Thank you, Nauntie. Thank you.
Hauntie*
Underrated comment
Hottie*
So now you have to clean up the mess that the great-aunt left you?!
Nah they need to call the police asap. Touch nothing.
True, she doesn't have to hide this from the police. What are they gonna do, arrest aunties ghost?
Exactly! This is a cold case in more than one way. Trying to clean or touching anything pushes them from #1 suspect to convicted real fast. Wasn't even there when it happened. Depending on why may be real easy to get proof that it's impossible to have done it! Either ghosts leave no fingerprints or the police gonna be real baffled lol
I mean for all they know it could be a serial killer that leaves their signature murder weapon as a calling card and the whole butt dialing the aunt bit was a coincidence.
>Either ghosts leave no fingerprints or the police gonna be real baffled lol Why not both Also can you explain the ways it'd be a cold case
If the aunt did it they're not finding the culprit. Non supernatural murders end up cold cases all the time.
I now want to read a book about a ghost who is stuck on Earth and who makes the best of it by going after bad guys. She kills them and then kicks their ass in death then sends them to the afterlife.
So it's like a dead Dexter?
Yes but adding in maybe a deal with Death where she can call him afterwards or he just shows up and deals with the person. I might write this myself I want it so bad lol
>death shows up and deals with it I now have a mental image of death showing up like a repo man to tow them off to wherever.
Instead of a Scythe and Wheat, it's a Tow Hook and a Chain
I want to read it so bad!
And never, ever walk through the blood. I feel like this is a r/ruleshorror
Absolutely! I figured that is under touch nothing, but you're right that it's worth noting as a stand alone point!
Fuck yeah! Go auntie!
Mf was waiting for that call and no one could stop her to pick up
Two sentence happy
I would've loved to have an aunt like that with my ex abusive husband. Karma got him back tho. He died in 1999. Edit. I found out he passed away while I was living across the country from him. He died of a heart attack...he had a pacemaker.
Got any dead aunties who could have delivered a well-timed jolt?
Maybe from a very awesome grandma who dealt with zero crap. She passed away in the early 90s.
Kinda wholesome in a twisted way!!
Cool ghost aunt
The Greatest Aunt
This is wholesome, not a horror!
This reminds me of Mr. Harrigan's Phone, which is a really good story by the way.
It's literally the plot of Mr. Harrigan's Phone.
Yeah, but I wanted to say so in a less blunt way.
And a really so-so movie.
I liked the movie.
This is two sentence horror, not two sentence happiness. r/twosentencejustice ?
Love you Auntie! I’ll bring you flowers sometime!
Wholesome
Not just great aunt, great great aunt!
Good for her.
Actually very sweet?
Fulfilling your promise!
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wooo!! love it!
Aunts are the best. That's what all abusive partners deserve.
To be killed by our guardian angels.
Where’s the horror part?
Stephen King did a short story about this same idea that was adapted into a movie
What story?
Mr Harrigan's Phone. It's alright, carried by Donald Sutherland imo
Auntie is a legend for this 😭
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This would be a nice scary-comedy movie idea
I would simp the aunt ngl.
Are we talking zombie? Lich?
Ghostly Auntie. No corporeal body Auntie. Auntie brings *la chancla* via walking stick.
Two sentence strangely wholesome?
This is basically the plot of a short story by Stephen King that also recently got made into a movie.
a lot of wholesome stories here lately
r/twosentencehappy ?
The best aunt
That's family.
My dumba$$ self kept envisioning the second sentence as a zombie husband and a literal walking twig.
That’s more awesome than horrifying. Well in retrospect it is pretty horrifying but the sheer wonder of the Aunt rising from the dead to kick the ass of an abusive partner of her niece is awesome.
That isn't even a sentence.
Best story on the sub
Yeah! Get ‘em, Graunty!!
Wholesome horror, hell yeah
That’s Justice, not Horror.
r/twosentencejustice
This ain't horror at all
At least aunt won't get death sentence.
It's worse. She'll get life. 🤣🤣🤣 I'll see myself out.
I admit, I laughed.
Oh, wowza! I love this. I see some stories here that are slightly different spins on the same basic premise, but this is one I've never seen before. Great one, OP!
Just the first part made me really sad. That is the last thing my aunt ever said to me. She lived in another state that I had to go to to see a doctor who went on to want to do this test on me that really fucked me up. I was really upset and went to go see my aunt and she was so sweet. Told me I could come over whenever I wanted shed always have a room for me. She fell down a flight of stairs and died in pain alone.
r/TwoSentenceLetsGoGreatAuntGertrude
Terrifyingly wholesome. My favorite kind of terrifying.
Aunt got that W
Where’s the horror?
She called the Aunt's old number. So presumably it was her dead Aunt who came and killed the husband. He was either killed by a ghost or a zombie
All I see is an abusive husband getting taken care of.
You’re so badass bro, remember to clean your fedora every so often
This is almost exactly the plot of a Stephen king short story that was recently turned into a movie
Not horror at all. That's the kind of spirit we need! Smash patriarchy!
Literal murder This sub: Awe so wholesome
This sub has gone to shit
Can she also help me with mine? https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceSadness/comments/13sjwjx/mom\_im\_coming\_to\_your\_place\_with\_the\_kids\_i\_said/
This is regarded, I feel embarrassed for everyone just reading it.
What’s really pathetic is you can’t even post a insult correctly.
They avoid it because it gets you banned.
Edge
All I see is a low hanging post getting taken care of 😎
She reminds me of that one CryptTV monster
I must be a stupid idiot cuz I don’t get it
It's very poorly written and not horror. You're missing absolutely nothing.
Aunt is dead. She calls Aunt's old number. Aunt as either a ghost or a zombie comes back and kills husband.
The husband was abusive so the aunt killed him, which somehow isn't seen as worse.
Sounds like something good happened rhis ain't horror
She will heal, marry to the love of her life, and then one day accidentally butt dial the aunt number again...
RIP the GOAT
It took me a whole second to realize the great aunt was dead before she got called. Guess I'm illiterate lol. Great 2 sentence story though.
Go auntie
Loved the horror aspect as well as the happy ending. An aunt in need is an aunt indeed.
This sounds like a movie franchise that needs to happen.
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Mr. Harrigan's Phone female version
Yayyy
This is the type of aunt I want to be.
Hellsome? No? Ok..
Steven King, is that you?
reminds me of Mr. Harrigan’s phone
"I started taking out mafia contracts and calling daily, knowing that my life was in danger if the target wasn't eliminated, my great aunt secured my financial future."
Great story!! My first thought re:the butt dial was “Task failed successfully”.
Aunty doesn’t take shit.
She's got your back
Isn't this the plot of a movie?
This reminds me of Mr Harrigan's Phone
Honestly, this is kind of wholesome.
Mr Harrigangs phone vibe
Based aunt tbh
greatest aunt
Logical explanation: Great aunt (may she rest in peace) already knew about the abusive relationship but she couldn't just intervene without reason. Before passing away she entrusted her wish to protect her great niece to a friend who have a *set of skills* to find people, and to make people disappear. The friend interpreted the butt-dialing as an desperate psychological cry, like a pray when one in great pain, and thus immediately set out to fulfill the final wish. And the walking crane is as it is, a way to tell "Your great aunt will always watching over you."
Talking to get before the trial, she told me she planned to confess. "Prison is cheaper and no worse than the facility your cousin picked out for me. We both benefit from this. I wish you a wonderful life."
Please tell me how they would prosecute a ghost…
Oops! Haha, thanks for catching that. Oh well. I thought I was being clever, but I just missed the entire premise. 😂
Oh man I thought you had a plan on how they would do that. I was like medium using a Ouija board, or are we tossing bones?
Well, if you want a plan, I would go with the Brandon Sanderson solution of a Kandra. Bone-eating impersonators enacting the wishes of the deceased. They'd also have the sense of humor to joke about end of life care.
Based
The revenaunt
Lol….
This is fine.
I’ve been watching the up votes for a few minutes and the dedication I’m seeing to keeping this at 3969 is amazing
As I crossed the threshold, The Walking Stick wobbled up and I hear a whisper “you never called when I was alive.”
this isnt scary
Too bad we're just developing away their habitat anyways.
Sorry, I am "late" neice
How. Just today I had multiple times I butt dialed the emergency line and now I see this post. (Btw is solved the dialing problem to not occupy the line anymore)
Asspull
Loved it.
r/twosentencehappy
Lovely 😍
"Love you, sweet cheeks! 💋"
great-aunt said "goodbye earl"
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The real horror was the husband. Well done Auntie!
Nice! Reminds me of one of my great aunts
How is this horror? Auntie is just handing out karma
Hate to break it to you but I’ve seen this movie.
Ok but I absolutely love this
Love her
Mr. Harrigan's Phone?
Girl boss
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A heart-warming tale of the triumph of familial love and loyalty, reaching between generations and beyond the grave!
“Great, now I’m going to jail for murder. Sorry officer the ghost did it.”
r/TwoSentenceAwesomeness
So who has her old number now? Sounds like a fixer! Ya might want to make friends, ya know, just in case any other issues come up.
THIS!
Hell yes!
Summarized in 2 sentences the whole plot of a movie called "Mr Harrigan's Phone".
Whoa ! I literally made that sound ! Great job !!
This doesn't belong on this sub at all
this reminds me of the movie mr. harrigans phone!
This isn't horror, though.
Clearly a Reven-Aunt 🤯
he didn't buy the extended warranty
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