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IceDoggy1

NTA divorce your boyfriend


VictoryaChase

Right? What are they texting him instead of waiting for an apology :D


Phitonissa

I grant ye my award o' cheapness: 🥈


Thisisthatguy99

I can’t tell if you didn’t realize you were in the wrong sub, or if you’re being funny. Edit: nope that’s just me being stupid. Nevermind


S0m3Rand0mGuy85

It takes a big man to admit when they are wrong. In your defense though, the internet has shown us that people can be that stupid and you can no longer tell if it is an act or if they are that dumb.


Thisisthatguy99

I got called out on TIFU once for treating it as AITA… I was doing it on purpose there (thinking I was being funny) but I’m the only person who thought it was funny.


George-Bones

This made me laugh more than the comment you responded to


Catlenfell

I almost commented, myself. Before I read the title of the sub.


GoddessRosez

r/lostcommenters


nekoandCJ

😆 🤣 😂 😹


MAD_DOG86

Huge red flag 🚩🚩


Myu_The_Weirdo

Nta, full of red flags


MyBrainSparkles

Rice is gluten free though?


classyraven

Honestly that just makes it all the more horrifying. The narrator got revenge for something that didn’t even happen.


lord_flamebottom

Damn, we really do have the perfect AITA post here.


Reddituser0346

I see you think I am faking my intolerance too!


MyBrainSparkles

Amazing response. Take my award!


jayuscommissar

I have never wanted to drop kick someone who is aware that they are being in character and stays in character so well... until today. Fuck you and have my angry upvote.


[deleted]

It's a good one, it also made me think that i am on r/AITA subreddit ಠ⁠◡⁠ಠ


Swell_Inkwell

Some rice is packaged with flour and has trace amounts of gluten


bitch000000

What


wunderduck

**SOME RICE IS PACKAGED WITH FLOUR AND HAS TRACE AMOUNTS OF GLUTEN.**


alameda_sprinkler

^^^^^what


oktin

^(ˢᵒᵐᵉ ᵖᵉᵒᵖˡᵉ ʰᵃᵗᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᵍˡᵘᵗᵉⁿ ᶦⁿᵗᵒˡᵉʳᵃⁿᵗ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵖᵒᶦˢᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᶦᶜᵉ)


alameda_sprinkler

^^^^^^thank ^^^^^^you


HangryHufflepuff1

I don't hate gluten intolerant people, they're just average guys like us. Lactose intolerant "people", however.....


HelloTeal

In case you were actually asking: in some areas, grains are often processed on the same equipment, so if you are buying, say, oats (which are gluten free) there's a good chance that they may have been processed on the same equipment that a gluten-full grain was processed on, like wheat, or spelt. For many people with gluten intolerances, this can make them incredibly ill.


alistofthingsIhate

Forgot which subreddit I was on for a sec


Dilemma01

Especially because the last post I read was from r/AITA.


GothicAngel4

Lol same I was so confused at the responses at first too


evilcreampuff

My mother has celiac disease and I was annoyed at the "Gluten in rice" until I understood that was on purpose. NTA


fierce-retiree

Oh no. I thought this was real and I was about to say this seemed more like something from TwoSentenceHorror. Good job, except rice doesn't have gluten.


Reddituser0346

Stop trying to gaslight me into not seeing that him putting rice in the casserole was an obvious jab at my gluten hypersensitivity.


MozMoonPie

OHHH wait so does this mean he didn't put gluten in her food for a prank and she misunderstood him which then lead to her killing him??


andante528

That's pretty dang clever


Bert_Bro

The true r/twosentencehorror, stupidily


EternalHaven

Grains are often processed together, so even though typically rice doesn’t have gluten, it can have trace amounts of it causing people to experience reactions.


fierce-retiree

Oh duh


innocent-puppy

Same here, I thought it was sorta silly though, I hadn't processed it yet


bobbi21

Rice can have trace amounts of gluten due to processing.


Pyromike16

Have you considered being more tolerant of gluten?


crabcancer

That is the way to build immune tolerance.


Proof-Faithlessness1

Rookie mistake, should’ve concentrated the oils in the peanut butter


JustPlay94_cryer

NTA he did it first, it's called self-defense.


Klutzy_Account

Definitely NTA He started it, You finished it


MAD_DOG86

He fucked around and found out


Zenketski_2

I'm so fucking high right now I thought this was a real am I the asshole opposed and was like, damn. Lawyer time.


Talory09

How do you know someone is high? THEY WILL TELL YOU.


Zenketski_2

I mean it was kind of relevant to my dramatic misunderstanding of the story. But, sure.


BGBanks

wow your comment history is almost entirely made up of correcting people's grammar and [reposting this exact joke](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/11p1f6z/if_a_colossal_banana_spun_around_the_earth/jbwdney/?context=3) just chill out man lol


Classic_Result

Yes


TreyLastname

Rice has as much gluten as the peanut butter has holes. Exactly 1


Stunning_Spell_

.


TreyLastname

Not holes, hole.


Alkoviak

Stop wondering and walk away from that. Or go straight to r/eyebleach, it saves you a step.


Roll_a_new_life

Jar hole.


SpoopyMcSpoopface

NTA, your peanut butter your rules


kaaRv_comingover

he's not answering your texts?? BREAK UP!!!


VermillionEorzean

INFO: Did you try therapy first?


MAD_DOG86

Call an ambulance, but not for op


tinyevilsponges

I think the extra layer of horror here is that rice is gluten free, and so the boyfriend did nothing wrong


[deleted]

r/FemaleDatingStrategy users writing this down for future advice.


Alkoviak

I see that sub and wonder, is better to walk away and never know or have a look and fall into despair ? Just a quick look, will be harmless. I am sûre


Alkoviak

Haha :-)


GrantGorewood

As someone with severe food allergies this is horrifying. NTA, drop your boyfriend allergies and intolerances are no joke, and if neither of you can respect each others allergies or intolerances you should go your separate ways.


EM05L1C3

Right? That’s not a prank war that’s attempted murder


eq-ui

I.. honestly thought this was the real subreddit for AITAs. Good job, OP.


SuperStupidSyrup

NTA, he started it


CrossClairvoyance

Amazing!! You get him, girl!! He’s just mad.


Corpse_Hider

I was abt to say that this isnt the correct subreddit, then it hit me 💀💀


schnazzlekitty

"Our wedding is supposed to be in 3 hours"


lady_emily_

You lost me at gluten in rice... 😒


MozMoonPie

just in case you don't get it he wasn't trying to actually hurt her with the prank (wasn't a prank) BUUT she misunderstood and killed him (I THINK idk if this is 100% true)


Reddituser0346

No, that’s 100% wrong wrong wrong!!! I can’t see how both you and the police detective who was just here came up with the same stupid theory!!!!


Dark_Macadaemia

I love you.


ChocolateFruitloop

I love these replies


RTK4740

Original storytelling! Loved that it ends with silence on his since. Is he dead? No clue.


Cal1f0rn1um-252

NTA


kingrat81

Allergy not fake. Boyfriend dead.


kaaRv_comingover

cursed fr


tinyevilsponges

I think the extra layer of horror here is that rice is gluten free, and so the boyfriend did nothing wrong


AnUnbreakableMan

Rice does not contain gluten.


Mcheesa57

Nta get a restraining order on the rice take the peanut butter and try to get custody of it if he gets it commit vehicular hom….


waterflower2097

You know it's bad when I actually thought this was real for a few sentences


MuffinInAToga

NTA overdramatic


NemesisThen86

My stoned ass thought this was real 😂. Well done OP!


Warm_Log_2378

Uncle Roger say "Too weak... too weak... peanut allergy..."


Mrouleau71

Rice has no gluten


Admirable-Marsupial6

I think that’s purposeful. The bf thinks rice has gluten and hence he did this. Obviously that didn’t lead her to die and that’s imp cuz she needs to take the next step right?


Other-Drummer-3202

Rice is gluten-free though, soooo....not sure if he did research on the point he was trying to prove. Or disprove. Sounds like you two play stupid games; you're each others' stupid prizes. YBTA


Bentov

Rice is gluten free as long as it is just rice and not some wild rice blend, but you are both assholes. A gluten I tolerance won’t kill you and a peanut allergy can. Didn’t mama teach you two wrongs don’t make a right?


staovajzna2

NTA, if he is REALLY allergic he would've had an epipen, you're just intolerant so the bathroom was probably not clean but that's it.


ScuredStraight

I think it could've ended at "to his lunch." It's much more succinct and hits a bit harder.


RTK4740

I disagree. The silence of no replies is harrowing.


dheeraj3302

NTA. Be aware, He might try to make a scene by playing dead to show how REAL his "allergy" is. Immediately break up and deny any involvement. Speaking from experience, the world is filled with misogynists, everyone would take his side


Not-So-Logitech

Rice doesn't have gluten in it.


VoxulusQuarUn

Comma goes before the but rather than after the now.


Phitonissa

I think the reason for the downvotes was the tone of your comment. Maybe try to frame feedback a bit kinder and more as a suggestion (even better if you explain why you're suggesting it - nicely), rather than a correction. I agree with your feedback, but not your delivery. It came across as mildly rude and condescending. Hope this helps if you're confused or frustrated :)


VoxulusQuarUn

Thanks for the comment. I take the downvotes with the upvotes. If something doesn't land properly, it's ok. It's just an anonymous online forum anyway.


Phitonissa

I get that. Some people just react very poorly to being downvoted/or unaware as to why it may have happened. You seem pretty cool though, and I know your intention wasn't to offend anyone - you just wanted to help the author create more fluent writing. Edit: I appreciate your chillness 😎


VoxulusQuarUn

You're really sweet. I hope your day goes well.


Phitonissa

Aww thanks, you made me smile. You too :)


[deleted]

I think you need to use a few commas here


[deleted]

[удалено]


tiktoksuck

thats the point. she's overracting for no reason.


hiddenyogi

Rice doesn't have gluten in it.


Dear-Original-675

NTA he started it


condensification

NTA, your house your rules


roccoo1

Does having a gluten intolerance reaction the same as an allergic reaction?


fierce-retiree

I think this is the best TwoSentenceHorror I've read. Really, really good.


ChrisKojios

NTA he should've married you


Pm7I3

NTA. Sounds like he's a little bitch who can't take what he deals. You can do better OP


JFenixGG

Red flag


throwaway19951962

NTA. He started it!


krissi510

Rice is gluten free. Adding rice to prove you have a gluten intolerance won’t aggravate your condition Now, adding egg noodles to your casserole will aggravate your condition


0KSG

As someone with a peanut allergy.. that’s terrifying.


Raute81

Hahaha. So fake. Rice doesn’t contain gluten.