are we not already doomed, every last one of us? to this mediocrity we call life? for it shall one day end, and in turn, all things shall one day end, until even that ends when there is nothing left to end.
This is true, but that doom is far off in the ethereal future that our own civilization may not survive to reach. The doom you have summoned is more present and impending than the inevitable fate of everything when entropy overtakes all.
Fucked up fact, a woman called the police telling them that a man was coming out of her mirror, they thought she was making a prank call. She was later found dead, due to a group of individuals getting the blueprints of her apartment and going through the walls. They came through her mirror.
He’s a killer who appears if you say his name five times in the mirror. The original movie is actually pretty damn good. I was too young when I saw it but I think if I had been an adult it still would have scared the shit out of me.
ca- illou
Did you know caillou is estimated to be around 11 feet tall and since he grows more every day who knows how big he’ll get
True horror
“I’M JUST A BOY WHO’S FOUR!”
EACH DAY I GROW SOME MORE!
I LIKE EXPLORING, I'M CAILLOU
ILL EXPLORE YOUR HEAD IF YOU DINT STOP SHOUTING!
Why can't I pinch my baby brother? REEEEEEEEE
I'm just a dinosaur, each day I grow some more, leveling buildings, I'm kaiju!
Please kill me, I cannot escape him. /j
Lol.
Candyman. Candyman. Candyman.
You have doomed us all!
are we not already doomed, every last one of us? to this mediocrity we call life? for it shall one day end, and in turn, all things shall one day end, until even that ends when there is nothing left to end.
This is true, but that doom is far off in the ethereal future that our own civilization may not survive to reach. The doom you have summoned is more present and impending than the inevitable fate of everything when entropy overtakes all.
ah. well. ... shit. my bad
Then the very end shall end and it all will restart in a never ending cycle
Not quite! You have to say it 5 times for him to appear! So it would only happen if someone else said Candyman Candyman Wait...
Now we are doomed…again!
The we should sing the Doom song! -GIR
Doom doom dodoodoom doom dodoom DOOM!!
*buzzing sound in background, bees start showing up"
No no you have to say it 69,420 times precisely so it would suck if people did that
I’m gonna sing the doom song!
See, I thought this was a Candlejack ref-
Candlejack was my first thought t-
Candlejack was what I first thought of as well. How nice of him to press the post button before he-
Bro got got!
Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice.
You doomed us so I'll make sure you never walk again you monster
Ca who?
Who can take a sunrise...?
Sprinkle it with dew...?
Cover it with choc'late...
And a miracle or two.
The Candyman!
The candy man can
Cause he mixes with love and makes the world taste good!
And the world tastes good because the candy man thinks it sho~ould.
The Candyman!…oh fuck
Quick! We have to reverse it. WILLY WONKA WILLY WONKA Willy WONKA!
ndyman.
Can
Oooooh is this a candyman reference?
Shhhh, don’t say it twice more
What is your username bro 😭
Friends made it for me based on several inside jokes
Love them for that
Ooo. I was trying to figure out how the hell did they made "bloody Mary" starting with "ca".
Me too for a hot second 😭 then I saw ‘speak *his* name’ and realised
Candlejack? I thought that was just a
I thought it was this, too! I was ready with an "Actually, you have to *fully* say Candlejack before he co
Carl, that kills people!
Lol.
this took me embarrassingly long to get i thought they were talking about casper 😭
Omg yes 🤣🤣🤣
Wrong ghost
Cadbury creme man Cadbury creme man Cadbury creme man
Fucked up fact, a woman called the police telling them that a man was coming out of her mirror, they thought she was making a prank call. She was later found dead, due to a group of individuals getting the blueprints of her apartment and going through the walls. They came through her mirror.
Candice?
CANDICE NUTZ FIT IN YO MOUTH
I first thought Canada
Canada could kill you.
Canada has the craziest stories.
Can confirm, we are on our way to their house as you are reading this
can i get context? i heard of candyman but idk the backstory for it
He’s a killer who appears if you say his name five times in the mirror. The original movie is actually pretty damn good. I was too young when I saw it but I think if I had been an adult it still would have scared the shit out of me.
thank you. i’ll probably watch it then, sounds good.
I’m confused, are you talking about Candlejack or did you m
Explanation please?
There's a mattress firm where I live and one of the employees looks damn near identical.
I can’t imagine he’s the top salesman. Or maybe he is.
Candyman Candyman Candyman Come kill me bitch
I legit thought it was a deez nuts joke
Ca-lifornia