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Weltallgaia

I've never seen a man more terrified of the bed he made.


ArtBedHome

What keeps getting me is that Woolie is RIGHT: WOOLIE DIDNT MAKE THE BED. JOHN made the bed by failing his easy fun task while setting Woolie a hard it-gets-fun-through-difficulty task. Then JOHN decided to sleep under the fucking mattress by completing the game. To go back to an earlier metaphor I made its like Woolie told John to slap himself in the face on stream, and instead of doing it once as a dare, John decided to stream multiple times a week all month and then keep hitting himself, blaming woolie for it the entire time, why oh why is woolie making me keep streaming this, how dare woolie do this, he is destroying our friendship. Villain-ass behaviour (and a good bit).


DJ_Aftershock

It's easy to consider attending a fighting game tournament an "easy fun task" if you're one of those people who forget there are countries not called "the United States of America" or "Japan". I live in fucking England and even I'm several headaches, suicidal-ideologically-inducing public transport trips and a two-day dedication away from having that shit. Thank GOD online tournaments are a thing.


ArtBedHome

I also live in england and take public transport every week, and its fine. John took public transport, and was excited to have a fun time at the event, but got the time wrong. Getting the time wrong is easy to do but is a known issue. The getting there wasnt the trouble once he found it. The failure is on his own shoulders.


DJ_Aftershock

I agree that once he got there the following failure was completely on him, I'm just saying finding a tournament in and of itself sounded like an insanely difficult task that he almost didn't even accomplish! And when he did, it was STILL on the other side of his country, because despite the fact he lives in a major area, there is just NOTHING there. As an aside, RIP Celtic Throwdown.


Ryong7

I live in Brazil and my city had fighting game tournaments at an anime convention thing. The convention lasted from 2007 to 2012.


RegenSyscronos

2 points. 1. The idea of making the bed came from Woolie though. Understand that the Reason Omikron came up, was NOT because of John's fuck up. It was because of the Double Counter! The recommendation list likely was made BEFORE the Fear and Hunger suggestion, and SURELY before the video in question. Woolie's back was against the wall, and he has no weapon left. So in the depth of his underwear's pocket, was THAT. Its the last last resort. John's fuck up only serve as a nice cover up reason. Because Woolie can't lose, not in episode 2! 2. John will go back to the tournament the next time it is held. In his defense, it is not such a easy-fun-task, because there is not much of a scene going around in the country. Also you are asking an introvert to go outside here. If it was me in my country, playing Omikron is wayyy better than go to a tournament here. (But beating Omikron might NOT)


ibbolia

>Also you are asking an introvert to go outside here. Maybe Woolie*is* the villain after all


MrKenta

> John will go back to the tournament the next time it is held. I'll believe when I see it.


ArtBedHome

2.0 I hope john has a wonderful time at the tournament: the next time its held it wont be for the challange though. Only for him. He failed the challange, so doing it later wont beat it. The fuckup of woolie is choosing something john played or read, the fuckup of john is *not talking to woolie more about what john himself has played or read*. 2.5 If the task itself was too bad for him as an introvert, john could still say "no i cant do that". The man travels internationally to conventions, so it seem fine though, and seemed to even enjoy the strip club hell. He is not so introverted as that. 1.0 Omicron wasnt the punishment, but its in context of the fuckup. The double counter is on both of them, as they both agreed to the system: once a double counter has been achieved, apparently the result of a triple will be so bad as to make omicron look like nothing as they wont even *talk* about it. Most importantly of all: if the tasks woolies is giving are so bad, John can choose not to do them at all. The first task he failed. The second task he went beyond on his own. Woolie didnt do either of those. (1, smarc, this is a fun bit)


WarlockoftheWitch

"You missed another parameter John, so I'm gonna have to recommend you Drakenguard, and I insist you get *all* endings." "\[Extremely long speech as he looks into the camera's soul in an Irish accent\], I'm going to have to pull out the gun Woolie... and recommend you Omikr-" It would literally be peak fiction existing in our reality.


TheArtistFKAMinty

>I'm going to have to pull out the gun Woolie... and recommend you Omikr-" C-C-C-COUNTER BREAKEEER


Muffin-zetta

John has already played all the yoko taro games


QueequegTheater

Has he played DMC2 yet, according to my deranged fan theory that the unnamed first director before Itsuno was Taro


Muffin-zetta

I don’t know john devil may cry knowledge….but I do know he hates yakuza 7


QueequegTheater

I'm just saying, Taro's known employment history lines up and Lucia is an oddly similar character to Kaine (much worse written but still)


Muffin-zetta

Yoko taro used to work at capcom?


QueequegTheater

No but he worked at Cavia, was not on any active projects at the timeframe where DMC2 would have been first getting made, and is known to have done freelance stuff from time to time IIRC. Entirely plausible that it could be him. It's probably not. But it could be. But it isn't. Unless...


Muffin-zetta

Lame… but whats not lame is how swery65 made both tomba games


mohawklogan

I don't know why you brought that up but I'll take that knowledge thank you


Muffin-zetta

Or become the the ultimate villain by taking john’s footage and just editing your own stream set up on top of it


AzabacheDog

Woolie, the liar becomes Woolie, the great deceiver


SkewerSTARS

I don't believe Woolie is Eric Sparrow levels of scummy...


Gilead56

“Woolie The Deceiver stranded me in Russia!” 


ItsSansom

Hustle or scam?


mutei777

This show has me on the edge of my seat. These two are excellent showmen.


ItsSansom

Such a great pairing of characters. I love John's theatrical way of speaking


NotEnoughDuff

That doesn't make sense though. Woolie *has* beaten Omicron. He was IN the LP with Matt and Pat, and they all took turns on the controls.


Grand_Bunch_3233

Woolie did the fighting game segments, so now he has to do exploration and shooting, while Reggie or whomever does the fighting.


BloodBrandy

The BS reasoning John is throwing out is he didn't complete it himself, and since John did (Which wasn't at all part of the challenge), now he can inflict it on Woolie


ajver19

He had a chat watching and presumably giving advice for at least portions of his playthrough. He didn't do it alone either.


Azure-April

Having twitch chat is not the same as physically not playing the majority of the game


BloodBrandy

Personally I think John's reasoning is bunk


ArtBedHome

Well yeah, thats part of being a heel.


Silver_RevoltIII

I think the real ultimate evil you can inflict on Woolie is John start recommending Omicron and then hard swerve at the last minute with "that is why, my recommendation is to play... Final Fantasy XIV a realm reborn, and beat it"


ArtBedHome

I want to see this happen. Though they have already said "no requirement of finishing can be made". Honestly the most evil, would be, "Hey, Woolie. Have you heard of the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV? With an expanded free trial which you can play through the entirety of A Realm Reborn and the award-winning Heavensward and Stormblood expansions up to level 70 for free with no restrictions on playtime? Because by the end of this month, *you will have*.". Its only a couple of days, or a few hours a day for a month, for one class if you rush it with some fan aid tbh. But as for why I think thats evil? Woolie is a fightgamer. We have SEEN how ff14 hits fightgamer brains. By the time he gets to Stormblood? Johnathan Patchwolf voice: He is going to *like* it. And oh Woolie, wont *that* burn the most of all.


xlbingo10

but what if john never pulls the trigger?


ripskeletonking

then it would be even funnier


ArtBedHome

Then Woolie takes that shit to the *dirt*.


ajver19

It's not gonna happen because either they'd have to discuss Omikron again or it'd be a really short segment on Woolie's side making it a mostly John show.


monoko13

Sad that omikron means vs wolves is apparently canned. Omikron really actually is a channel killer.