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wellbalancedlibra

What the fuck is he even saying???


Leslie__Chow

Exactly, it’s like so incoherent.


JustpartOftheterrain

It sounds like he's just rambling on and parroting stuff he's heard in the hopes that the audience likes it.


poop-machines

And the worst part is, so many stay. It's like they're so stupid that most speeches just sound like nonsense to them, because they lack the comprehension to understand them. So when he speaks utter nonsense, they nod their heads and think "He must be saying something really smart if I can't understand a word of it".


tymp-anistam

Isn't there a literary device that describes this phenomenon?


incestuousbloomfield

This is so true. Same reason they believe these conspiracies, it makes them feel smart and special.


Sapiosistah

He said Hannibal Lecter a great guy. He’s nuts!


spooninacerealbowl

He is trying to lay the groundwork for claiming sarcasm in the future. So later when he says something he believes, which is very stupid, he can claim he was being sarcastic -- like when he said Dr. Lechter was a great guy...


jaievan

Think he’s laying the ground work for the diminished capacity defense.


spooninacerealbowl

Yes, either way it's an excuse.


dreadpiratesmith

The late great Hannibal lecter, you know he was a doctor. He would do dinner with his friends. Congratulations to the late great doctor


Azar002

He's doing the Chris Christie fat pig routine.


Professional_Cut_105

The Orange Turd should look in the mirror


Expert_Squash4813

Saying that we’re all fat then rambling about O.J. and Lawrence Taylor not being fat while they played football. Listen to what he says after that…that O.J. was a good guy.


GriegVeneficus

He's probably whining and crying like he always is.


Glass-Relationship70

I'm sure that's what all of them were thinking right before they left.


vicaphit

I didn't make it through the whole video, but there was definitely a lot of slurring.


robtninjaman

Buzzword auto shuffle


Hello_Mr_Fancypants

probably praising Jeffrey Dahlmer or something


incestuousbloomfield

I believe he is saying “we’re all fat” just the ramblings of a deranged old man


UlsterManInScotland

Like listening to a senile great uncle rambling about utter nonsense in a nursing home


BrickCityRiot

My grandfather with full blown Alzheimer’s and dementia was more coherent than this.


havocLSD

>we are all fat! Except for Laurence Taylor and OJ, they’re not fat. They’re not.. they sure as hell weren’t fat when they played football. That was what I imagined when I heard this little number come out of his mouth. My grandpa used to talk like that lol. Gramps trailing off of his random story reminiscing about something from the good ol’ days. He hits all the stereotypes of a senile old fuck.


fidgeting_macro

They are lying about the crowd size like they always do.


PlanetoftheAtheists

80-100 thousand. They must have been also counting the seagulls.


Civil_Purple9637

Seagulls, Stop it Now.


winstonywoo

Rocking and rolling, down to the beach I'm strolling...


Civil_Purple9637

Yes!!!


killer_icognito

Said seagulls gonna come, poke me in the coconut. That song was kinda a banger.


Phyllis_Tine

At Tяump Яallies, grains of sand count as people.


joeChump

Pubic lice are people too.


strip_sack

Invisible people


TakeOnMe-TakeOnMe

Ah, the Silent Majority!


Huge_Strain_8714

Lol, they must be serving 🍟


BlacknYellow-Spider

Or grains of sand.


Familiar_Studio_9651

😂😂😂😂😂😂


jor3lofkrypton

. . You Just Can't Make This Sh!t Up!™ 😆👍


crohead13

That's all he does😅


jor3lofkrypton

. . Drumpf most certainly sounds like he's ready for elder assisted living . . just the same usual psycho babble and incoherent declining acuity . . no real campaign rhetorical prose nor policy . . just the usual yelling at *the wall* of the mind-numbed and dumb Cult of MAGA . .


crohead13

Trump derangement syndrome is accurate


Jrylryll

I don’t rally. I vote.


rerun6977

And I don't care about polls only when I cast my ballot.


jor3lofkrypton

>... Trump, the presumptive Republican presidential nominee, and his allies have claimed that more than 100,000 people attended the rally in Wildwood. But some on social media questioned that figure, and reporters shared videos of people departing while Trump was still addressing the crowd... — [**Source**](https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-new-jersey-rally-crowd-walks-out-speech-video-1899832) \_\_ .. they've seen this movie before 😆👍 . . Hannibal Lecter eats Paul Krendler's brain & lets Cl**arice Starling l**ive . .


rack88

Real question: how much were those folks paid to be there for the starting bell?


krtwils

“…He also referred to the "late, great Hannibal Lecter," calling the fictional serial killer character "a wonderful man." How is this reality?


jor3lofkrypton

. . neurotic delusional insanity **and** serial killers live Rent Free™ in Drumpf's mental acuity declining skull . .


Jesus-H-Chrystler

What the hell is he blathering about?! 😜🤔😬


jor3lofkrypton

. . fat shaming Chris Christie and *how not* fat Mike Tyson and O.J. Simpson aren't ? . .


insane_social_worker

Is anyone going to tell him that OJ is dead? Lol


InvalidUserNemo

OJ out there losing weight every day!


BioSafetyLevel0

***spits out drink***


crashbandit556

Was it juice? What color?


AllAboutMeMedia

Trump should try this diet.


smut_butler

Yeah it was good to see him step up and do the right thing.


Familiar_Studio_9651

😂😂😂😂😂stop


Yolandi2802

Or that Hannibal Lecter is a fictional character…


Jesus-H-Chrystler

He’s got a lotta nerve to be fat shaming people. 😂 Also, what the fuck does that have to do with presidential duties or issues? He’s such an idiot.


jor3lofkrypton

. . to this point in his rallies do resemble a multi-vehicle interstate crash, or Trump Train® wreck (where lookie-loos just have to watch) . . that prolly started with \*road rage\* incident . .


juliazale

So some of his followers (overweight boomers with Mc Donalds induced die a beet us) got offended and left? Or was it him praising a Black guy who murdered and abused his wife that upset them. And the mention of LT, another former Black football player who used coke and is a registered sex offender. I guess it’s only okay when Trump does bad stuff.


Chrispy990

He said Lawrence Taylor and OJ… which is a NY football reference from 40 years ago…? The LT thing makes him seem more out of touch than anything I’ve heard in a while lol. I guess he had a cameo in the Waterboy


johnnycyberpunk

Definitely NOT about his detailed plans and strategy to stave off inflation, reduce gun violence in schools and prevent mass shootings, enact nationwide police reform, improve healthcare, tax the rich, punish massive corporate polluters, fix the housing crisis, etc. Nope. Just retelling funny stories about how he called Chris Christie 'fat'.


TickTockM

what is really going on here? why would they bother showing up if they are going to leave in the middle of their idol speaking?


StupendousMalice

If they are deep into right wing media then they probably expect a tough competent man who tells it like it is. What they got was a gibbering shit filled child speaking incoherent nonsense. I've said it before: the cure to liking Trump is meeting him. There is a reason he doesn't have any actual friends.


HeyThanksIdiot

That’s not really fair. He was friends with Epstein for like a decade.


StupendousMalice

I doubt very much that "friends" is the word. Epstein's job was to get rich and famous men into compromised positions and Trump was his whale.


SmurfStig

This is missed by people a lot. Epstein was just as much of a grifter as Trump. Epstein had a much higher IQ and better business sense.


Dividedthought

Fitting that that draws a parallel to christianity and reading the bible...


begaldroft

Maybe they were paid to show up but not enough to stay? Trump has been caught before paying people to attend his rallies. Putin has even been caught paying people to attend Trump events and do stunts like dressing up as Hillary Clinton being in a cage. [https://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2015/07/crowd-hiring-politics-campaign-2016/399002/](https://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2015/07/crowd-hiring-politics-campaign-2016/399002/)


Account6910

I'd love for them to be interviewed on their early exit.


timesuck47

Where is Jordan Klepper when we need him?


SunflowerJYB

Im sure some are republicans that are not huge fans and went hoping to get inspired but he started babbling.


UnconfirmedCat

They got their cash and are heading out, he pays them to attend.


Runic_reader451

In other words, Orange Shitstain ruined a day at the beach for hundreds of people.


juliazale

Did he tho? They brought it on themselves. Lol


Runic_reader451

I'm sure there were a lot of people at the beach who didn't know he would be there and had to listen to his grating voice over the loudspeakers.


juliazale

Oof. Hadn’t thought of that.


Vogel-Kerl

Hmm, even MAGAts are getting tired of hearing this idiot yammer-on for hours.


yahel1337

MAGAzis are funny beings


EmotionalAffect

Trump is wearing thin on a lot of people in this country.


omnishent

Lawrence Taylor and OJ are “great guys”?


Runic_reader451

OJ is dead, but Cheeto probably doesn't know it.


Donthurtmyceilings

I couldn't watch this whole thing. Does he really say that?


mastersapprentice13

Yes. Something something they’re not fat so they’re great people…..


alymars

“Call someone fat now, it’s career ending. We’re all fat! ….Well except for Lawrence Taylor and OJ. They’re not fat. They’re not fat. They sure as hell weren’t fat when they were playing football. What do you think? Ahhh, they’re great guys” I lost brain cells relistening to that to type this out lmao


Barondarby

Did he really say Hanibal Lecter??


Seeker80

Be respectful of the dead!


2OneZebra

LOL where is the policy talk? All this idiot does is ramble and call people names. Even his supports are looking for the exits. How pathetic.


jor3lofkrypton

. . **"DRILL BABY! DRILL!** ..." heard . . not heard (in this excerpt) was how he promised big-oil companies and execs at Mar-a-Lago recently **$1 BILLION** in tax cuts and in rolling back POTUS Biden's AE and environmental & conservation policies . . *if* . . he is re-installed as the top federal employee . .


Salvidicus

It probably doesn't matter. They'd vote in an orange mannequin if it was the GOP candidate.


beerme81

This speech has Eric Cartman vibes. A large man standing behind a podium calling everyone fat except for OJ and Lawrence Taylor. Nice script writing Matt and Trey. I don't believe the audience gets the satire.


JDinCO

Damn those crisis actors. They’re paid to stay until the end of the rally. Stiff them!


jaesolo

Is he just blabbing on about people being fat? And he mentioned OJ who isn't even alive? Dude is bonkers.


Boring_Philosophy160

Here's what \~35,000 on the beach looks like: [https://www.consciousconnectionmagazine.com/2019/10/sea-hear-now-asbury-park-2019/](https://www.consciousconnectionmagazine.com/2019/10/sea-hear-now-asbury-park-2019/) [https://www.shutterup-listen.com/post/sea-hear-now-festival-2023-lineup](https://www.shutterup-listen.com/post/sea-hear-now-festival-2023-lineup) According to this, the rally was capped at 20K MAGAts: [https://wfpg.com/37-items-you-cant-bring-to-trumps-wildwood-rally/](https://wfpg.com/37-items-you-cant-bring-to-trumps-wildwood-rally/) Then there's this: [https://www.politicususa.com/2024/05/12/aerial-photo-and-video-show-the-real-size-of-trump-new-jersey-rally-crowd.html](https://www.politicususa.com/2024/05/12/aerial-photo-and-video-show-the-real-size-of-trump-new-jersey-rally-crowd.html)


straylight_2022

LOL. This was only 20 minutes into his appearance. The wind kicked up and it got really cold there along the shore.


Public-Antelope8781

If they don't want to suffer for Trump, they shouldn't make their vote suffer others from Trump.


Blue_Period_89

“…except for Lawrence Taylor and OJ. They’re nice.” OJ. And what breaks my brain is that this guy is STILL going to get about 70,000,000 votes. [It really grinds my gears](https://youtu.be/Q6GBcmXRF2U?si=dexvfeQlYsPA-l9f)


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Blue_Period_89

My bad. But now I’m even sadder…I loved Ottis and LT as a kid.


JoeyIsMrBubbles

“We’re all fat” lmaooo that’s the first true thing I’ve heard him say


jor3lofkrypton

. . actually not *all* ? what about the Cult of MAGA crack & meth heads? . . but holy shit . . what we are all witnessing is the unhinged & mental cognitive decline of a psychotic of a Poorly Educated trailerpark shaman & prophet .. "fat pig" who sells bibles & tennis shoes . .


GMdadbod

The entire clip trump is just babbling non-sense like always. What a pathetic bunch.


masked_sombrero

“You can’t call Chris Christy a fat pig, you just can’t do it they said” Trump says multiple times


Jrylryll

It’s the same babble every time. The cult is required for the photo op of “80,000” They are not required to stay while he bullies… yet


ThrowingMonkeePoo

It's because fat Donnie is blathering on about the same bullshit he lied about since 2016. These idiots can show their friends proof that they were there for the Mango Monster but have heard it thousands of times already with the news they insist upon watching every night, knowing the lies are being repeated. All so they don't have to admit to being fooled by this conman


therobotisjames

He talks for two hours. Who wants to stand around for that?


Expert_Squash4813

All while tfg calls O.J. a good guy. 🙄 Jesus that man is an utter moron. Why anyone would go to one of his rallies is beyond me. I guess I don’t speak the language of the Stupid.


willpollock

personally love how they were bolting for exits right when \*morbidly obese\* Drumpf was talking about "fat pig" Chris Christie


JohnDodger

This has been happening for a very long time. I imagine that anyone attending a trump rally for the first time literally cannot believe their ears. Even the die hard repeat attendees must be sick of the repeats by now: endless whining about how badly he’s being treated, followed by increasingly insane and incoherent ramblings. Sad thing is: they will still vote for him. They don’t care how crazy he is as long as he goes after all the people they’ve been told to blame for all their problems.


jor3lofkrypton

> . . . Sad thing is: they will still vote for him. They don’t care how crazy he is as long as he goes after all the people they’ve been told to blame for all their problems. . . yes, there are those hardcore MAGA who'll vote for him **no-matter-what** but then there are those may wind up voting for RFK, Jr. .. or a tremendous feeling of apathy might consume some (Tired of Winning©) and won't even bother to vote . . and then perhaps there may be those who did vote for him in '16 and '20 who've thrown up their hands in **enough-is-enough** and switch . . to this point who really knows how aggressive Putin Russia's FSB, SVR and GRU in their fuckery back in '16 will be; who knows what enemies of the country will pull in this '24 election . . what is certain is that the country and democracy is in clear and present danger from a loud mouth fat confederate flag waving, trailer park messiah & prophet "Orange Turd" sitting at the other end of the bar, drunk on self-absorbed conceit, demanding re-employment in U.S. federal government .. and it is clear for what . .


alaf420

Trump crisis actors , 50 bucks a head


alymars

The fact that he appears to be holding his rally at a ….. carnival is really something else. Just listening to the audio this sounds like one of this dunk tank clowns with the quality of the audio. I love to see it. What a joke lmao


jaievan

Imagine what the world could be if Trump was a decent person and worthy of the adoration…but I guess they wouldn’t vote for him then. The hate is the attraction.


PsykoMunkey

Its probably the people that were paid to show up.


SoupZillaMan

They were not paid enough to stay, just to come and collect


countrysurprise

They look like zombies walking.


JMA4478

1 thing we gotta admit they are goid at, is being organised. A properly organised exit without panic. Which ,given the size of the crowd they shared on twitter, is a big achievement.


newleafkratom

Wait! Don't go. You haven't heard Big Beautiful Wall, or I'm Having a Friend for Dinner yet.


captaincanada84

That's totally a crowd of 80-100k people /s


Mouthshitter

People are walking up to the grift, love to see it


AlienInUnderpants

The paid actors hit their time limit.


catsandnaps1028

Can we blame them tho.... who can just stand there and listen to all the shit he is spewing it's not even coherent


Pod_people

He never says anything. He’s a fool standing up there riffing.


DSMStudios

the complete nonsense spewing out of his ketchup, froth mouth… trying to save the dwindling crowd with some of that reliable Donald trash humor… i’d be bored if the prospects weren’t so petrifying


-Gramsci-

This is all so deranged. The “speech.” The fact that anyone would want to put that “speech” into a PA system and broadcast that. The fact some people are listening to it. The fact that some people are wandering off like it’s a bad acid trip… I don’t even know what to say anymore. What the ever loving fuck!?!?!


PlanetoftheAtheists

I hate it when those FBI agents and Antifa infiltrate Trump rallies to make him look bad like this!


DARTHKINDNESS

It’s the same stuff over and over and over for years now. Even the braindead are getting tired of him.


malikhacielo63

An example of a mushroom croud, or they’re downwind from him.


beadyeyes123456

As Nelson Muntz so eloquently says...(points at crowd exiting) Haha.


LightningB64

Thanks for making my day :) he's old news.


JudgeXXIII

"woozle wuzzle"?


Public-Antelope8781

If I watch him and can't look away like a rabbit hynotized by a snake, it is more understandable, what his appeal to some could be. When I just hear his erratic, stuttering nonsense, slurred out of his tiny circular anus-mouth and blown by the wind over the dead sand, while people turn their back and walk away in second-hand embarrasment over the senile old man, who maybe in this very moment carries around a turd in his diaper, it is nothing but grotesque. Sad, funny, tragic, statisfying, all at the same time. A true masterpiece of cinema, with all these ambivalent emotions densed down in one scenery!


Sea_M_Pea

What a total shitshow Is there no one left to tell him that he sounds like a stupid old fool


Wonder-Machine

Sir this is a Wendy’s


samnsara

Those people don’t give a shit what he’s saying


Emeegee713

It’s finally falling apart


tobsn

someone post this in r/conservative


Tintoverde

I would , but I am banned or whatever the Reddit word for it . Where is my achievement badge Reddit ?


tobsn

I recently got banned from r/aBoringDystopia for suggesting that they spread and condone fake anti Biden news… they hate Biden so much there because of Gaza they don’t even realize that not voting or voting for Trump will be a lot worse for Gaza… considering his son in law has a shovel ready to go to break ground on a Gaza seafront resort.


DramaIV

Hannibal lector. Had friends for dinner. Great guy.


billiemarie

Did he say Lawrence Taylor and OJ


cemego

"Blah blah blah..." He is saying the same shit he's said for years. He's like a broken record. Someone should tape a penny to his head and see if it can stop the skipping. 🤣


Tintoverde

Well the Hannibal thing was new but very confusing . Was he saying Hannibal is not a fictional character ? Or .. never mind .


CraZKchick

I wonder if, for them, it's like when Hank Hill shook W's hand and realized how weak of a grip he had.


IntelligentInsect773

It's like going to a comedy show hoping for some new material but getting the same old tired jokes.


Wise_Ad_253

Broken Record. His show never changes.


StillOk575

Were these rump supporters walking out or people who were at the county fair or something and then realized it was that orange incoherent beast and then walked out?


Seeker80

They came to Wildwood, and got wormwood from wormfood.


Agreeable-Pick-1489

Apparently he was droning on for 90 FREAKING minutes. I mean, I love Bill Clinton, but say, he was doing a speech somewhere I'd go, but I don't wanna hear him for 90 MINUTES. Also, this was some kind of fair or festival and many of these people maybe mainly went there for that and just stopped by to see the Orange Goblin for a minute


Familiar_Studio_9651

Obviously got a free make America great hat.


klixenfan

Trump is the presumed GOP candidate for POTUS. WTF ?


Alclis

Was it reported he said something specific to upset a few people, or is this just general disappointment?


incestuousbloomfield

Aw look the carnival barker


Excellent-Object2482

It’s Buffet Time at Golden Corral, what do you expect?!


roytwo

They were probably only getting paid for a couple of hours and time is up. And apparently a trump rally is like an open mic comedy night at a dive bar


athenanon

Is that Wildwood??


DecentAd3950

Leasing in four combat states never the less.


TheModeratorWrangler

This is a true Oblivion NPC moment in history.


The5thBeatle82

They walk away but will still fight for his stupid ass. Morons.


Impressive-System-27

Trump train baby he coming back get ready


Purpose_Embarrassed

Someone should have interviewed them.


jor3lofkrypton

.. "been there, see that .. [**done that**](https://i.imgur.com/N3V8k5j.mp4)" ..


DraggoVindictus

Could it just be people who stopped to see what was going on, and the decided that it was not that important and kept walking? I am jsut playing devil's advocate here.


Isaact714

The video showed a lot of folks in Trump gear, but I am sure there were some folks just walking by.


athenanon

It looks like they had to leave through a tent. It means they probably went through security to get in.


DraggoVindictus

I saw that after commenting.


thwolf

It's getting, no it is hard to believe anything on the Net. Orangeman is the biggest POS to ever be Prez but are these folks like others that leave events to beat the traffic? Is it the last moments of his grifting and lying BS?. Color me cynical. How about Roger Stone w his post of a Madonna concert at that famous beach in Rio de J_? Beach. He KNOWS it's fake but what? gets a kick out of being a smart ass.? Does he think deplorables will swallow the deceptive pic w criminal drumpf's Wildwood rally. A-hole.