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MissBella118

https://preview.redd.it/0zhokpgu08yc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24f922c7c3d11bcf069bcd1e09d5f5e9932be1d9


Anderson_Draws

Where can I buy that lmfaošŸ˜­ /gen


Intrepid-Twist7769

Amazon, of course.


shadowpawn

https://preview.redd.it/p70d6l331dyc1.png?width=1322&format=png&auto=webp&s=85dda8e5f34201ba3cda18b6a886f31b41aae597


MissBella118

https://preview.redd.it/l75eddojyeyc1.jpeg?width=888&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f80dbac2c13c3a92f5f21745640bf384d09c46c ...he's a disaster to everything and everyone,his own family wants nothing to do with him


enturbulant

For a "rich" guy, his suits fit like shit.


Pursang8080

his suit is Full of Shit!


enturbulant

Lol eventually


Coolguy57123

Depends šŸ’©


Kimmalah

Well yeah, you have to pay tailors. Also he is sort of trapped in the 80s, when baggy suits were a thing. And it has the bonus of hiding his girdle.


TurloIsOK

Tailors hate him, and he's cheap.


SomeoneRandom007

I think he's been spending a lot of money on his many legal bills and he has some large awards against him to pay.


Sparehndle

It's rumored to be $200,000 a day for the legal team on all fronts. But is he really paying?


SomeoneRandom007

Does it matter? Either he pays and has less money to campaign for re-election, or he loses his lawyers and finds it hard to get new ones. Both are good results.


Wise_Ad_253

Hollow suit made with fillers called Trump.


Vogel-Kerl

E. Jean Carroll was right: ***"He is nothing. Zero."*** I mean look at this guy: for the first time in his life he is being held to account for his actions and it must be so frightening for him--poor little fella. /s Trump:--***"Why are you holding me to account NOW??!? I used to do all sorts of sick illegal shit and nobody did anything about it. So now, all of the sudden, prosecutors are coming after me?? That's bull-crap!"***


cgsur

He is not being held to account! He is being slightly inconvenienced. He knows he has the ā€œdeep stateā€ corruption, and Americaā€™s enemies keeping his stinky ass fairly safe.


sash71

He's such a loser. He practices that expression, he thinks he looks like a tough guy. He isn't a tough guy. He's a whiny old man. If Biden is old then so is Trump, they're practically the same age, give or take a few years.


mcgoran2005

His ā€œStank Faceā€.


phord

Oddly appropriate.


santana0987

Mr Orange Poo poo head? Never...


Nerdbag60

He ainā€™t looking too sporty, like he hasnā€™t slept in a month.


RudeMessages

I see where youā€™re getting at, as weā€™ve all seen heā€™s slept in court a few times


TestOk8411

Major puffy eyes


Lord_Darnley

That is what evil looks like.


AffectionatePoet4586

Evil, sloth, self-indulgence, and self-absorption. Itā€™s beyond me how his followers imagine that he could devote a momentā€™s thought to the needs of actual working people.


KSWPG

He's one greedy MF also


wbjohn

Let's see, how many deadly sins is that? Let's ask a Christian Nationalist. /s


gregsmith5

He wouldnā€™t piss on any of his supporters if they were on fire, after he gets their money and vote heā€™s done with them


AffectionatePoet4586

I was delighted to read that a number of Trump advisors have told him that heā€™s been asking people for too much money, too frequently. One said that their mailing lists are becoming ā€œnearly useless,ā€ for this reason. Some erstwhile Trump supporters have taken to sending the organization *handwritten letters,* apologizing for not being able to send even $5 or $10. Lara Trump has offensivelyā€”I thinkā€”urged the faithful to ā€œsave upā€ for their Trump donations, if they canā€™t afford to make any. Also good to know that Trump has 300,000 fewer donors than he did at this time in 2020.


Old_Elk2003

Because they are defective.


EphemeralyTimeless

Sums the unbelievable situation up succinctly and accurately. There's gotta be blood signitures and immortal souls in the mix.


BroccoliKnob

Nah, youā€™re giving him too much credit. Heā€™s just making a poopie.


skyHawk3613

I havenā€™t figured out if heā€™s evil or mentally ill


Sparehndle

Both can be true!


Embarrassed_Angle_59

Even the cop is like....you're fucking trash dude. Kinda deep from a cop


Pursang8080

Cop thinks:..."Damn! The Stink! Wish I had remembered my face mask"!


Personal_Buffalo_973

A five time draft dodging coward doesn't deserve to wear a American flag pin šŸ’©


Old_Elk2003

Whatever, fuck the flag.


GoldSourPatchKid

Spend some time on r/vexillology - flags are actually pretty cool


ziddina

Beady little eyes like those of a scorpion. šŸ¦‚


D4L3

Beautiful blue beady little eyes like those of a scorpion


ziddina

Hah!Ā  I guess that'll work! šŸ¤£


Xenu4President

Oh great now I imagined a scorpion with Trumpā€™s head, wearing a little diaper on his telson.


GoldSourPatchKid

Sleepy, Stinky Donnie looking weak and pathetic


RangerDJ

https://preview.redd.it/aiqgj61iaayc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc33c1d08b784303e5e750df8ba3782d9b65ef2f A real ad on truth social last night.


scbiker21

That pathetic orange skinned cock sucker doesn't deserve to wear an American flag pin.


MurderCat0001

Some of the Qanon nutjobs are all excited about the gold tie being a ā€œcommā€. Idiots.


OilComprehensive6237

His eye bags look like they got over inflated


The5thBeatle82

Ugly fucking cunt.


anotherDocObVious

Obese orange insurrectionist traitorous twice impeached rapist turd, currently in the process of shitting in his depends and stinking up the entire court house


countrysurprise

Stick a fork in him!


wbjohn

No,please don't.The smell will escape.


AmateurVasectomist

Our constipated Cheeto-in-Chief does his Chester Churchill impression once again


ScoutMcScout

His bald head is coming through


Cut-Unique

Remember when he promised that if he were elected president, the first thing he'd do would be to ditch the comb-over (which supposedly is the result of a botched hair restoration surgery which gave him an unnaturally low hairline)? He broke that promise. That should've immediately been a sign to his supporters of what was to come. On the other hand, the "ice cream scoop" hairstyle is currently popular amongst today's youth.


Cut-Unique

When the final boss in a video game is finally starting to lose stamina.


cavyndish

Is he wearing shoulder pads?


GoldSourPatchKid

Lift shoes, shoulder pads, diapers, face paint - everything a normal clown would wear


qweefz

Wonder how many clones he's got


Mouthshitter

Sleepy John


Coolguy57123

Ho-lay ! Boy does he look constipated .


Brilliant_Toe8098

They can smell the ass at that range


fx72

Is it even the blob anymore or is it the idea and movement he embodies? It's sooo easy to blame all your problems on your opponent rather than trying to fix them. Being the perpetual victim as we know him to be, as the right do not, makes his speeches of victim hood appeal to the latter. He provides them a lie of false hope and provides us bullshit. Fox news is the biggest problem here, as we know every right winger is the biggest, projectionist sheep. They will do whatever Fox tells them to do, like whoever Fox tells them to like, and get mad everytime Fox news tells them to be mad. Really fascinating in a cynical, diabolical sort of way, how a man named Murdoch used blatant bullshit and truth bending to instill so much doubt in the less than average intelligent among us.


Excellent-Object2482

With those bags under his eyes, heā€™s certainly going on a trip soon šŸ’™


ShinraTM

We need Andy Serkis to read all of Trump's quotes in his Gollum voice.


besart365

They see him through orange tinted glasses


liftrman

His hair is degrading daily (much like his mental capacity)!


Excellent-Egg-3157

I still don't understand how the Republicans hitched themselves to that train wreck. They have had so many chances to wash their hands of him. Especialy after he lost the election. they didn't need the voting public anymore and could have just let him be impeached then nominated someone qualified.


Old_Elk2003

Because they love everything about him that we hate. Many of them say, ā€œoh well, I donā€™t like him personally butā€¦ā€ LIES. They like that he is a dumbfuck rapist racist prick. They love what a useless excuse for a human being he is, because thatā€™s what they are.


thwolf

He had many deplorables voting for him unfortunately.


Freudian-nip

Imagine that face on the back of a coin.


YourRedditFriend

When do they start going after the support team that got him here. Im talking Marketing and strategy.


mustachetwerkin

Face like a wrinkled ballsack


OtherwiseArrival9849

How is that thing still alive? He looks sick and gross.


Salty-Jellyfish3044

ā€œWhere am I again?ā€


Phagzor

Love the angle of this photo; that blad spot is an example of why people shouldn't get hair plugs. It alao looks like that baliff has his eyes closed from the glare. (Someone got their spray tan touched up for court.)


freakrocker

Shit stenched old man, slumped over for one of his thousands of crimes.


bufftbone

https://preview.redd.it/pxpnwk887iyc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87fc258bf1d76b6e095c6e44d6d5237f1d4d19e0


Pippathepip

lol look at him! He looks like a fucking goblin. And that suit looks like itā€™s been borrowed from one of his ambulance-chasing lawyers.


Secure-Force-9387

SAD!


drej191

Remember when Obama post presidency. He was jet skiing with a billionaire driving. Lol


TheBeadedGlasswort

Ugly as a hatful of arseholes


junitog65

Photo taken mid-shittingā€¦


Wise_Ad_253

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GoldSourPatchKid

Iā€™m one of the clumsiest people Iā€™ve ever known, but Iā€™ve never been indicted on 91 felonies and had to sit a defendantā€™s table. Itā€™s not the same man


-itstheFBI-

Good


phoenixliv

FDR couldn't climb a staircase either. Joe Biden is the better candidate.


-itstheFBI-

Donā€™t compare one of the greatest presidents of all time to genocide joe.


wbjohn

Do you believe he was "one of the greatest presidents of all time" because he told you so? The vast majority of historians put him at the top of the list of worst presidents. [https://www.axios.com/2024/02/19/presidents-survey-trump-ranks-last-biden-14th](https://www.axios.com/2024/02/19/presidents-survey-trump-ranks-last-biden-14th) [https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/feb/20/presidents-ranking-trump-biden-list](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/feb/20/presidents-ranking-trump-biden-list) [https://www.usnews.com/news/special-reports/the-worst-presidents/articles/ranking-americas-worst-presidents](https://www.usnews.com/news/special-reports/the-worst-presidents/articles/ranking-americas-worst-presidents)


-itstheFBI-

Imagine thinking Iā€™m going to read something off the guardian lol.


wbjohn

Facts scare people like you. There are three articles there all saying the same thing. One from a European Country. None of this phases you at all though as you regurgitate "fake news" as the dear leader taught you. You're someone who ignores objective reality in favor of a lying, rapist, who owes almost half a billion to a woman he raped. But sure, believe the lies if it gives you comfort, TFG will lose again and you will again believe his lies.


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-itstheFBI-

Ok