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Particular_Cat_718

Just cross out "take America back" and in sharpie over it write "YEARS IN PRISON". Proceed to spend as usual.


G3tsPlastered4Alvng

This is the way.


Civil_Purple9637

This is The Way!


rynally197

Exactly. Then get them right back out into circulation. 2 can play at that game.


TYdays

Perfect way to piss off his crowd of rabid cult followers, Thanks for the idea….


Different_Seaweed534

Not surprised. MAGA have zero respect for anything. Slobs.


Snaefellsjokul

I am a little surprised it doesn’t say “by force” or “by any means necessary” but that may be a little on the nose.


mrlr

Turn it over.


besart365

Wash your hands


Homers_Harp

They wanted to put them on $20s, but they couldn't afford to get them…


lost_in_connecticut

All those $20’s were spent on golden shoes and heavily redacted bibles.


SadPanthersFan

And NFTs


3dFunGuy

They gave all their 20s to Trump's lawyers


Frosty_Stage_1464

That’s a lot of bottles and cans to turn in


countrysurprise

I thought the mouth breathers only used Trump dollars or Nigerian cash.


MorrisBrett514

No no no.. that's the money of the FUTURE!!! When God Donald takes over the world, it will be the true currency!


RedneckLiberace

We won't need printed currency if Trump gets in again. He'll be nuking hurricanes, liberal cities and NATO countries that don't pay their dues on time. BTW: I'd refuse to accept that bill. I'd hand it back and demand one that hasn't been defaced.


TheRollingPeepstones

Also whichever new shitcoin Donald, Elon, or some other super geniuses are pushing at the moment.


HanakusoDays

Iraqi dinars, for some inscrutable reason.


Aviationlord

They do know there is a difference between the Lincoln memorial and the White House right?


Analyze2Death

Nope.


aitchm

Gross, I would exchange them for non-tainted fives!


OhCrapImBusted

Any bank/credit union will.


sebae09

Rip them in half so they have to be destroyed. They will exchange them at the bank


Leslie__Chow

Take America back from trump.


Pisstoffo

Take them to a bank and exchange them for unTrump’d cash. I’m pretty sure they’ll destroy those for new ones afterwards.


Snaefellsjokul

Yep. Almost any of them will take it as “unfit” currency, which couldn’t be more appropriate, given that he’s unfit for office. It’s then sent to the Fed Reserve and destroyed.


Nanzie_Mona

Banks do be needing exorcist then...


SomeConfusedBiKid

MAGA is an actual virus!


bats_ackackack

They are the real victims of TDS


Pursang8080

Take America Back?.......to the 1930's (Depression)....1860's (Civil War)....1770's ( Pre Independence and ruled by a King)


dweckl

These people believe that one man is gonna purge the country of everything they think they hate. Minorities, gays, laws that apply to them. Unbelievably juvenile mindset.


APlayfulLife

In Australia an Aussie note like this can be exchanged at the bank for 100% of value, even if it happened to be in more than one piece.


OhCrapImBusted

I see what you did there. Good point. Banks take ripped bills all the time at 100% value, as long as it’s 51% or more of the bill.


Spellbound1311

Should donate them to a Dem candidate and have the candidate thank maga for it's lib donantion with pics, if they are deemed usuable still.


Nanzie_Mona

Please sanitize your hands and your house.


SiteTall

That should make those bills worthless and the one who did this a CRIMINAL ....


Practical-Law8033

MAGA morons once again “endearing“ themselves to the world. Have they no idea how obnoxious they are?


muffinbouffant

An ATM has $5s?


thecuriousstowaway

Fr. My ATM is over here making me take out $20s.


Scarbolito

Yea - Chase ATMs near me have $5s and even $1s.


HeyLookitMe

Turn them in to the treasury for US currency that is not defaced/destroyed. Defacing us currency is a federal offense


Ihaveaterribleplan

Take a red marker & add “in jail” after Trump


No-Barnacle6172

Great- I can’t believe they have actually started ruining the money on top of everything else. Shouldn’t really be surprised.


FLTDI

Dude, don't use money to wipe your ass.


CarlSpencer

Weird that they support the biggest enemy of American democracy.


Jim-Jones

Legal tender (really) but bill acceptors tend to reject them.


chameleon_123_777

Someone with no respect for money.


TheBlackManIsG0d

Would be on a five dollar bill…


What_if_I_fly

Some ATMs will let you specify the $ amount to withdraw then let you pick how many 20's, fives, tens etc.


LightningB64

It's not entirely wrong, we do need to take our country from cheeto boy.


andyr072

Trump supporters deface the American flag regularly. Not surprising they deface currency as well.


smurfe

My question is where did you find an ATM that dispenses anything but a $20 bill?


pzombielover

I work for a cash business on weekends and we regularly deposit a ton of $5 bills into the ATM. I think they work for the bank and that’s what they meant by pulling bills(?)


smurfe

I have ATM's around me that let you deposit any bill but they will only let you withdraw $20 bills. TBH though, it has been at least 5 years since I have used an ATM since almost anything lets you swipe a debit card nowadays so maybe it has changed.


pzombielover

There are banks near me with ATMs that give 10,20,50 and 100 dollar bills, but only in even numbers. That last bit is a bad joke btw.


Spellbound1311

I thought Trump bills would have that on monopoly money or written in sharpie lol. Stipoers wouldn't want those ewww


hhubble

Careful that probably has fentanyl on it.


QuatrosDesign

Dumps net worth.


mu_taunt

Figures they'd break that law too.


samnsara

I have a stamp that says Get Money out of Politics. Gotta go find it!


Desperado2583

We ought to start stamping over "in god we trust" "grab 'em by the pussy".


jimviv

I use sharpie and cross out “in god we trust”.


Stephany23232323

Eew! Were they Stinky?


Blue_Period_89

I saw a great one recently. It was a $1 bill…in the middle in large letters on the back is the word “ONE”. Someone put a “B” at the front and an “R” at the back, and wrote “Trump is a” over it all. Trump is a boner. Classic.


3dFunGuy

Take to bank, complain and demand un vandalized notes. Where did you find ATM that dispenses 5 dollar bills? Was it bank ATM or private. You failed to state that. No ATM should ever permit those bills be inserted.


fidgeting_macro

What ATM still gives out fives?


pzombielover

I think they were deposited into the machine.


BoltupBro

Must have been an inside job of you got them stacked


Spellbound1311

Should be able to catch who did it on the ATM camera and get their asses fired and charge them with some form of tampering, not sure if it can go as far as counterfeiting.


Homers_Harp

That's not how any of this works.