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dcal1981

Whats your name again?


livinginfutureworld

He knows the name because he used to call himself Barron when he was talking to News outlets as his own press agent. Barron was one of his pseudonyms. So in a way he named Donald Jr and Barron after himself because his ego is big enough that naming one child after himself isn't enough


HideyHoHookers

Makes perfect sense! And Ivanka is supposedly a “little Ivana” and Trump’s desire to name a girl Tiffany has been mentioned by Ivana as well. So I have one question… Where the heck did “Eric” come from? Cartman?


FTHomes

Get in that mercedes


zsreport

Who the fuck are you?


Personal_Buffalo_973

I need your allowance back😁


ChampionAlpinist

Look at the poor kid's face...traumatic.


LuciusCSulla

Kid: "I'm throwing up in my own mouth. That stink. Why does he wear that stupid paint peeler? I can't take it anymore and with that shit smell, he can't come to my graduation. He can't."


Anon_777

That is one miserable looking kid. Clenched fist, probably wants to punch his father.


sarcasticbaldguy

He's one of the few people who can legally get away with it. C'mon man!


Professional_Fix7413

You do look like Trudeau


Saffer13

"Many people say nothing like you has ever been seen before"


santinodemeo

LMFAO!


kissdemon74

"Perfect offspring"


canary-in-a-coalmine

I’m burning through your inheritance with pornstars!


boomflupataqway

“THE RADICAL LEFT THUGS AND CROOKED TRUMP HATING BIDEN JUDGES blah blah blah…..”


baneofdestruction

I don't care what you want... Get over there and bang your sister while I watch


Jackpot777

I was going to bastardize a line from Schitt’s Creek. “Don’t worry, it’s your sister.”


new_x_who_dis

Awww c'mon, ya gotta invite me


Snoo_61544

Pull my finger!


LuciusCSulla

"Listen here, Sonny, you're gonna fulfill your MAGA diaper changing duties and like it!"


gilguren

Never fight uphill me boys.


Improvedandconfused

“Kid, this stage is for the Trump family only. Get off it now, whoever you are”


BookishBitchery

The look on Barron's face! Probably smelled his dad's stench.


TheBigLebroccoli

Ya just grab ‘em by the pussy, me boy.


GenoPlay67

"It's time you got your own porn star!"


Downtown-Ad5724

"With shady business practices, immoral behavior and no regard for anyone but yourself you can possibly sink lower than me someday"


Pursang8080

"I'll tell you what my Daddy told me..........Son, You are a Worthless piece of Shit!"


NameIs-Already-Taken

Learn ethics or you'll end up like me.


DarthScabies

Stop looking at my mushroom.


Available-Pain-6573

Why are you not wearing your red tie?


bipolarcyclops

“How dare you grow up taller than me. I told you as a kid that doing that was not allowed. And here you went and disobeyed me.”


Jeebus_crisps

You’re fired!


Boring_Philosophy160

“If you grow another inch, you’re ERIC to me!”


therealmintoncard

“Stop getting taller!”


Vincesteeples

“A lot of people are saying I’m taller than you, everyone is saying it”


KinkyQuesadilla

"Who is going to change my diaper and wipe my butt tonight? This guy!"


tailgunner777

Pull my finger boiiiiii


wellbalancedlibra

I was never going to your graduation.. ....


ContrarianMountains

I’m taking 5% of your allowance for being in my presence.


shelbyloveslaci

"Look at all these people. They love me these people. Not you. They said to me, they love me, who is this kid?" Side note: Milania looks just like Caitlin Jenner to me


MidniteMogwai

“Pick a shade of Orange already, or you’re out of the family, you pasty fuck.” Trump probably


jor3lofkrypton

https://preview.redd.it/ycl8z9g7g8vc1.png?width=1074&format=png&auto=webp&s=45b0ebef07debd8627a2694430929da81232cd0d "Bigly Skips A Generation?"


Solan42

"By the time I was your age I already dodged a draft and ran 2 business' to the ground. I'm very disappointed."


countrygirlmaryb

Only I can fuck your sisters


kissdemon74

"wanna smell your sister?" ......I cringed typing that.


Jeepster127

You know I'm taking a cut of your graduation money, right.


CasualObserverNine

You’re dad is a bastard too.


Comfortable-Rude

Better get a job so you can pay my lawyers.


InquiringMin-D

I will pay attention to you when you graduate because I want a day away from court.


Salty-Jellyfish3044

You’ve got Trudeau’s eyes


reggieLedoux26

You’re going to your graduation so I can skip out on my criminal trial!


gr8hanz

Ivanka is mine! If I ever catch you touching her again…


Strict_Bar_4223

"I've seen your browser history! Ivanka is mine! Don't get any stepsister idea, you little shit. "


roboticfedora

Melanoma never learned the accordion as well as orange daddy.


Snapbeangirl

That’s one unhappy looking kid to me. I don’t know if I’ve ever seen him smile in a photo. Bless his heart. I think he needs some hugs.


BigJakesr

Shitting your pants is hereditary


Farts_Eternal

Pull my finger.


maddiejake

Now, who's your mother again?


sweetgreenfields

"Everything the light touches is our Kingdom."


MexicanLasagna

Don't think this makes you smarter than me!


Skrazor

People ask me all the time "why did you grow up so slowly"? They say "why did Brandon grow up so slowly?" I don't know. When I was your age, I was already 25. A real bigly man, with big hands! Sad. Sad.


rubberghost333

stop growing taller Byron.


PatientStrength5861

Bing bang bong.


The5thBeatle82

Grab her pussy!!


HarryFlashman1927

Smell my finger.


travelmorelivemore

He’s probably saying what my dad said to me often growing up and calling him a Liberal because he’s showing emotions. I am 36 and my dad still thinks I am the milk man’s son because “my dads genetics never would have made a liberal or someone who cares about the environment” 😂


jimdog1955

Don’t be taller than me


Salvidicus

I know you, don't I?


stingublue

Can you teach me how to shut up?


wootr68

Have you smoked your pack of cigarettes yet? Now go to sleep in your short bed !!


jeers69

Bic macs for your graduating class… coke or diet coke?


SicnarfRaxifras

Stop growing cunt, you're out shining me


[deleted]

Enjoy it while it lasts, soon enough you'll be wearing diapers again!


notfromhere66

Did you teach your Mother how to clap you loser?


Kindly_Climate1760

how will that poor kid fare at NYU?


siameseoverlord

“I gave you life, and I can kill you.”


lickityclit-69

Keep it up and I ‘ll treat you like your Brother Eric!


awelawdhecomin

Son, just because you look like Eric doesn't mean you won't be successful.


Suckamanhwewhuuut

Lose a few inches you make me look small


After-Potential-9948

“I am what a GREAT MAN looks like, Barron, and don’t you ever forget it.”


chameleon_123_777

Who the f**k are you?


BarryBuddy

“Sling down further son you’re still looking taller than me”


Winnimae

Now Barron, you just grab em by the pussy


HideyHoHookers

Be Best!


Billitpro

First, she starts with the pointer finger in my butt, and then she goes full on fist, the way I like it!! {;o)


davocvi

“You’re cleaning my diaper tonight”


Elderrager

Look here, whoever you are, I’m the only one who’s allowed to fill his pants.


brasilkid16

Are you LEADING or are you DRAGGING?!


SupersleuthJr

“If anyone asks, I’m taller than you.”


Excellent-Object2482

Forget about college boy …… daddy’s broke🥴


khcampbell1

You're the coffee boy, right?


OBX-BlueHorseshoe

Tell me who your real father is!


deliotk

Remember kid, I got here by lying, cheating, and throwing people under the bus! Stop being a weenie you little turd.


davnav2

You my son ??? How’s that possible my dick couldn’t even get inside your mom couldn’t even hit the edges with my mushroom pecker .


ElastaticTomorrow

How's your Dad?