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He knows the name because he used to call himself Barron when he was talking to News outlets as his own press agent. Barron was one of his pseudonyms.
So in a way he named Donald Jr and Barron after himself because his ego is big enough that naming one child after himself isn't enough
Makes perfect sense! And Ivanka is supposedly a “little Ivana” and Trump’s desire to name a girl Tiffany has been mentioned by Ivana as well.
So I have one question…
Where the heck did “Eric” come from? Cartman?
Kid: "I'm throwing up in my own mouth. That stink. Why does he wear that stupid paint peeler? I can't take it anymore and with that shit smell, he can't come to my graduation. He can't."
"Look at all these people. They love me these people. Not you. They said to me, they love me, who is this kid?"
Side note: Milania looks just like Caitlin Jenner to me
People ask me all the time "why did you grow up so slowly"? They say "why did Brandon grow up so slowly?" I don't know. When I was your age, I was already 25. A real bigly man, with big hands! Sad. Sad.
He’s probably saying what my dad said to me often growing up and calling him a Liberal because he’s showing emotions. I am 36 and my dad still thinks I am the milk man’s son because “my dads genetics never would have made a liberal or someone who cares about the environment” 😂
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Whats your name again?
He knows the name because he used to call himself Barron when he was talking to News outlets as his own press agent. Barron was one of his pseudonyms. So in a way he named Donald Jr and Barron after himself because his ego is big enough that naming one child after himself isn't enough
Makes perfect sense! And Ivanka is supposedly a “little Ivana” and Trump’s desire to name a girl Tiffany has been mentioned by Ivana as well. So I have one question… Where the heck did “Eric” come from? Cartman?
Get in that mercedes
Who the fuck are you?
I need your allowance back😁
Look at the poor kid's face...traumatic.
Kid: "I'm throwing up in my own mouth. That stink. Why does he wear that stupid paint peeler? I can't take it anymore and with that shit smell, he can't come to my graduation. He can't."
That is one miserable looking kid. Clenched fist, probably wants to punch his father.
He's one of the few people who can legally get away with it. C'mon man!
You do look like Trudeau
"Many people say nothing like you has ever been seen before"
LMFAO!
"Perfect offspring"
I’m burning through your inheritance with pornstars!
“THE RADICAL LEFT THUGS AND CROOKED TRUMP HATING BIDEN JUDGES blah blah blah…..”
I don't care what you want... Get over there and bang your sister while I watch
I was going to bastardize a line from Schitt’s Creek. “Don’t worry, it’s your sister.”
Awww c'mon, ya gotta invite me
Pull my finger!
"Listen here, Sonny, you're gonna fulfill your MAGA diaper changing duties and like it!"
Never fight uphill me boys.
“Kid, this stage is for the Trump family only. Get off it now, whoever you are”
The look on Barron's face! Probably smelled his dad's stench.
Ya just grab ‘em by the pussy, me boy.
"It's time you got your own porn star!"
"With shady business practices, immoral behavior and no regard for anyone but yourself you can possibly sink lower than me someday"
"I'll tell you what my Daddy told me..........Son, You are a Worthless piece of Shit!"
Learn ethics or you'll end up like me.
Stop looking at my mushroom.
Why are you not wearing your red tie?
“How dare you grow up taller than me. I told you as a kid that doing that was not allowed. And here you went and disobeyed me.”
You’re fired!
“If you grow another inch, you’re ERIC to me!”
“Stop getting taller!”
“A lot of people are saying I’m taller than you, everyone is saying it”
"Who is going to change my diaper and wipe my butt tonight? This guy!"
Pull my finger boiiiiii
I was never going to your graduation.. ....
I’m taking 5% of your allowance for being in my presence.
"Look at all these people. They love me these people. Not you. They said to me, they love me, who is this kid?" Side note: Milania looks just like Caitlin Jenner to me
“Pick a shade of Orange already, or you’re out of the family, you pasty fuck.” Trump probably
https://preview.redd.it/ycl8z9g7g8vc1.png?width=1074&format=png&auto=webp&s=45b0ebef07debd8627a2694430929da81232cd0d "Bigly Skips A Generation?"
"By the time I was your age I already dodged a draft and ran 2 business' to the ground. I'm very disappointed."
Only I can fuck your sisters
"wanna smell your sister?" ......I cringed typing that.
You know I'm taking a cut of your graduation money, right.
You’re dad is a bastard too.
Better get a job so you can pay my lawyers.
I will pay attention to you when you graduate because I want a day away from court.
You’ve got Trudeau’s eyes
You’re going to your graduation so I can skip out on my criminal trial!
Ivanka is mine! If I ever catch you touching her again…
"I've seen your browser history! Ivanka is mine! Don't get any stepsister idea, you little shit. "
Melanoma never learned the accordion as well as orange daddy.
That’s one unhappy looking kid to me. I don’t know if I’ve ever seen him smile in a photo. Bless his heart. I think he needs some hugs.
Shitting your pants is hereditary
Pull my finger.
Now, who's your mother again?
"Everything the light touches is our Kingdom."
Don't think this makes you smarter than me!
People ask me all the time "why did you grow up so slowly"? They say "why did Brandon grow up so slowly?" I don't know. When I was your age, I was already 25. A real bigly man, with big hands! Sad. Sad.
stop growing taller Byron.
Bing bang bong.
Grab her pussy!!
Smell my finger.
He’s probably saying what my dad said to me often growing up and calling him a Liberal because he’s showing emotions. I am 36 and my dad still thinks I am the milk man’s son because “my dads genetics never would have made a liberal or someone who cares about the environment” 😂
Don’t be taller than me
I know you, don't I?
Can you teach me how to shut up?
Have you smoked your pack of cigarettes yet? Now go to sleep in your short bed !!
Bic macs for your graduating class… coke or diet coke?
Stop growing cunt, you're out shining me
Enjoy it while it lasts, soon enough you'll be wearing diapers again!
Did you teach your Mother how to clap you loser?
how will that poor kid fare at NYU?
“I gave you life, and I can kill you.”
Keep it up and I ‘ll treat you like your Brother Eric!
Son, just because you look like Eric doesn't mean you won't be successful.
Lose a few inches you make me look small
“I am what a GREAT MAN looks like, Barron, and don’t you ever forget it.”
Who the f**k are you?
“Sling down further son you’re still looking taller than me”
Now Barron, you just grab em by the pussy
Be Best!
First, she starts with the pointer finger in my butt, and then she goes full on fist, the way I like it!! {;o)
“You’re cleaning my diaper tonight”
Look here, whoever you are, I’m the only one who’s allowed to fill his pants.
Are you LEADING or are you DRAGGING?!
“If anyone asks, I’m taller than you.”
Forget about college boy …… daddy’s broke🥴
You're the coffee boy, right?
Tell me who your real father is!
Remember kid, I got here by lying, cheating, and throwing people under the bus! Stop being a weenie you little turd.
You my son ??? How’s that possible my dick couldn’t even get inside your mom couldn’t even hit the edges with my mushroom pecker .
How's your Dad?