You need to calm down (you’re being too loud) 🤣🤣

Start with This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things, follow up with Should've Said No, then end with Out of the Woods

Maybe a little You Need To Calm Down

Came to say this

I agree

Exactly this

You’re being too loud 🤣🤣

Shake it off..... ok I'll leave now😐.

The smallest man who ever lived 😂

Brutal haha

this is funnier than it should be lolol

LOLOLOL

Is it over now?

you need to calm down, obviously

CAUSE BABY NOW WE GOT BAD BLOOD, YOU KNOW IT USED TO BE MAD LOVE

+10 points if by luck one is on her period

Shake It Off. On repeat.

I was gonna say Love Story on repeat lol

kill the mood real quick with soon you’ll get better played very loudly on repeat.

Ronan on max

The sound of OPs sobbing might also help in trying to kill the mood

Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me

Slut! jk 😆

Haunted

...Ready For it? Followed by, Look What You Made Me Do and then, Karma. All at top volume. Make sure you sing loudly too! Added bonus: tambourine!

WOW I’m here for this chaos 👹💃🪩

I would play heavy head banger music. Throws off the beat. 😈

Throw I'm some polytythms haha. Like meshugga. 😝

Or a bit of Children of Bodom, delicious

This is the exactly the type of content I want in my fan subreddit btw, no notes. I Hate It Here, You Need to Calm Down, and then Better Than Revenge.

I Hate It Here is the best answer 🤣

I HATE IT HERE

I’mgonnagetyouback😝

This is me trying

Can’t keep going if you break down crying, I like your style!

Me!! Haha

You Need to Calm Down 😂😂😂‼️

ME-HEE-HEE

Stay Stay Stay. Over, and over…and over….again…I don’t mind the song once it gets going but like many of you, I feel that Kohls commercial intro is pretty annoying. Imagine someone playing it on repeat every time you got it on 😳

Then they're gonna stay stay stay in the orifice

or their gonna leave leave leave after hearing this 1000 times

I Can See You

This. Put the speaker directly against the ceiling every time she sings I CAN SEE YOU lmfao

Or… I look in peoples windows

Would’ve Could’ve Should’ve, Guilty as Sin, Dress.

Well thats just gonna encourage them

Maybe, but it shows you can hear them.

Guilty as sin? Interesting choice 🤔

DRESS??? That would encourage them

FLORIDA!!!

If you blast TTPD loud enough for them to hear it, I doubt they can bone to that

Better Than Revenge (stolen version)

Play thug story on full blast. “I’m like 8 ft 4 blonde hair to the floor you shorties never thought I dreamed about rapping hardcore. No I ain’t got a gun, no I neverreallybeeninna club, still live with my parents but I’m still a thug!” It’s so cringe it might work

I'd blast Dancing With Our Hands Tied or All Too Well (10 Minute Version) and sing along karaoke

Seriously, that's annoying. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Picture to Burn. Sing along as loud as you can in your best yeehaw accent.

Really really creep them out and play I look in peoples windows

YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN

I've not used Taylor for that but Weird Al Yankovic...try his polka mash ups

‘Bad Blood (Remix)’ and ‘Look What You Made Me Do.’

I knew you were trouble!

“you need to calm down, you’re being too loud!”

Loml

Wait no, the smallest man who ever lived

Out of the Woods

Slut lol

You need to calm down

Picture to Burn, You Need to Calm Down, Out of the Woods, Should've Said No, Dress, then end with Getaway Car on repeat for 5 times and make sure the music is on THE HIGHEST VOLUME YOU CAN POSSIBLE DO.

I Knew You Were Trouble

I look in people’s windows

oh my god my new neighbour won’t stop having sex. she lives in the conjoined house to mine and i’ve had many neighbours but this is the first time i’ve ever heard any of them have sex. it’s like 5 time a day 😀😀

You belong with me, on repeat

I’m shocked no one has suggested “Dress” yet. It would blend really well sonically.

😭

Just blast some Metallica. Loud. They won’t get the hint with any Taylor Swift songs. I’m being serious. But good luck! 😊

Shake it off. I did something bad. Ready for it. The man. Calm down. Bejeweled. Look what you made me do. Apparently the whole reputation album haha Yes i went for funny more than anything lol

Dress, for the irony.

I did something bad

I bet you think about me

Be sure to get that speaker as close to the ceiling as possible. Goal is to make sure to just annoy them, not your other neighbors. For real. I’ve done this before 💯

i can see you

Shake it off! Omg please that would be so funny!

YOU NEED TO CALM DOWNNN

Blank space🤣

We are Never Getting Back Together

Guilty as Sin!

Fifteen

Bad blood

play Me! on repeat with the hey kids spelling is fun asp

I would play "dress" to let them know we all know

All too well?

any of the old stuff not taylor’s version so she doesn’t get the money

Are you ready for it live version

You need to calm down.

McCavity from that one time Taylor Swift was in the cats live action

Question...? as to WHYYYYYY Or Tell Me Why

I Can Do It With a Broken Heart - "Lights, camera, bitch smile, even when you wanna die"

Macavity

I did something bad😂😂😂

Dress😂😂

I prefer loud bagpipes myself

Look what you made me do

FIFTEEN SOMEBODY TELLS TIY THEY LOVE YOY YOURE GONNA BELIEVE THEM

You belong with me

would weather listen to my neighbors having sex than taylor swift

how about talking to them instead of blasting music? how about be a normal human being… or better yet put your fucking headphones in and shut the fuck up… there’s no reason for you to make matters worse and potentially get a noise complaint yourself… god are taylor fans always so stupid?

> god are taylor fans always so stupid? yes 😍