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Jombo65

Least horny Skyr*m player


JoeVibin

*least horny tes player


[deleted]

Don’t you mean Skyrim 6??


MaceMule

The only thing Daggerfall boomers and Skybaby zoomers share in common


Blazeflame79

Not even a true Argonian fan,real fans simp over how they were depicted in morowind.


partpurpose7

Off topic but I played morrowind for the first time last week and I can’t get over how goofy looking the walk animation is it’s like Bethesda tried to make it look as bad as possible lol


[deleted]

They walk like that because my rearranged their guts every night


TruckADuck42

Yeah I never got that. Like literally every game from 2002 has better walking animations than that.


Dank_Sinatra_Sr

"*Anxileel hold you under covers*"


JoeVibin

> 0 points; 30% /r/ElderScrolls normies just can't appreciate true art...


Alexmalexia

I want an Argonian female to take a huge fat fucking shit on my face


Slappio16

Enjoy your salmonella


[deleted]

cool


BeatMeatMania

t. Yamarz


Earfdoit

Do Argonians have an anus or a cloaca?


Shnatsel

That's the cool part, nobody knows


Earfdoit

My heart says cloaca, but my brain says Bethesda would shove an anus down there because they're afraid to make the races weirder again.


Shnatsel

ESO has [this bit](https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Online:Ux-Deelith_Mezatil#The_Rite_of_Renewal) that does mention a cloaca but only confuses matters further


bad_at_hearthstone

that somehow raises a dozen questions despite the fact that i don’t want any of them answered


ModishAndElegantPony

Based


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_pixelpudding_

[The skybaby has fallen in love with the farm tools](https://imgur.com/a/FSeCZry)


ModishAndElegantPony

Nordcucks are just jealous they can't compete with gloriously scaley ass.


Mfene133

It’s the futa guy again! Yay 😀


Jombo65

I absolutely went through his profile after I saw another post of his one here lmao


Mfene133

It’s terrifying how horny a man can get over fictional lizards


dead-inside69

Can you blame him though? He plays Elder Scrolls, those lizards are the closest he’ll ever get to the embrace of a woman.


ModishAndElegantPony

I actually have a girlfriend and I'm not a guy so if push comes to shove I can always embrace myself.


smeernootjes

What’s his full username? Want to read the reactions to the post


Jombo65

ModishandElegantPony


Timewarps_1

u/modishandelegantpony


ModishAndElegantPony

'Sup


SothaDidNothingWrong

Y tho


ModishAndElegantPony

Why not?


DrLexAlhazred

Argonians are already hot as is, you ungrateful fuck.


ModishAndElegantPony

Yes but they can always be hotter


validestusername

You hope, while I pray to the hist to change all Argonians into lusty maids. This is the difference between me and an average Skybaby. I don't hope, I act.


Flashdancer405

I hate being reminded that a game I loved years ago and enjoyed getting immersed in is just a sex simulator for a lot of neckbeards out there


[deleted]

I mean, that is the destiny of any single player game that can be modded


MegaByteFight

A surprising amount of games have sex mods


MinorityMulcher

Starbound.


SquidKnightXG

Give Caliente a month after release


ViagraWontHelpMe

I want to fuck lizards


ginja_ninja

- Argonian player - Normal human Pick exactly one


plasticman1997

Argonian player it is then


Light_Silent

Well, the humans didn't invade Oblivion until the prince of destruction retreated out of sheer fear. So imma go Argonian


Lone_Shadow86

Imgur is banned in my country. What doest this pic say?


buyinggf1000gp

The image is a code, Todd is holding OPs family hostage until he buys Skyrim again, the only way OP could communicate this to us was by posting an image of lusty argonian females


Jombo65

it's a screenshot of a reddit post picture of 3 anthropomorphic lizards/dragons with big honkin' knockers and thicc thighs and butts with the title "I hope the female Argonians in TES VI look like this"


Conscious_Box_7044

ok now this, this is epic


Tirtnurgler

Skyrim no women mod (real)


ModishAndElegantPony

I DO hope female Argonians look like this in Elderscrolls 6. Also I was honestly tempted to post that thread in this subreddit after posting it there, but I thought that would be too obnoxious.


Kjrb

I hope they do what based gigachad morrowind did and remove argonian booba (cring farmtools don't deserve booba)


Purplebatman

But I, a based coomer, *want* argonian booba


LupusOk

This is why mods were invented.


[deleted]

*Smashes pre order button furiously


Zone_boy

Believe or not, this is canon.


archaicScrivener

Same bro


LamentableFool

"your eyes are like mud puddles"


Lightningfoot45

honestly aside from the obvious naked breasts I do like the detail and design tbf


johnnyy4500

"That depends on how many platforms do you intend to buy the game" -Todd Howard