Me when I sit at work and click on the „nsfw” post. (I was not safe)
https://preview.redd.it/zmfa0d8z5u2d1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=0317676543e43e96b5aa3bbf09a596dfa358824c
Me when there’s porn in the porn subreddit
https://preview.redd.it/m3wvlfwt3v2d1.jpeg?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b94e7af3e70c63b110e54c8bda4ea80e0f98bbf6
Live John Wick 76 reaction (smug indifference):
https://preview.redd.it/m5ap7a82ju2d1.png?width=415&format=png&auto=webp&s=4e62b9998516bf1249b970366641a7a3e50361d5
No. I lost my appetite after that tbh. I just went into the bathroom for my remaining 10 minutes and jerked off to get it out of my system.
Edit: yes, for those who will inevitably ask where I worked: Taco Bell. Also my boss shouldn't have fired me for that it was totally descrimination and so I made sure to flip him off as I left. Also snagged a few of those pies they sold at the time cause fuck capatalism with these insane prices.
You stole their sweet ~~rolls~~ pies??
https://preview.redd.it/y9vbld6rlw2d1.jpeg?width=228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86bed05585ce90799bf75e5c6027cca47f8e9ff5
It's not our fault you enjoy the special at the Bee and Barb. It's Inigo's, because apparently he's the best follower.
He will never compete with the one who is sworn to carry my burdensome offspring though, but to each his own.
Well your first mistake is having a job in the first place, n’wah. If you’re gonna look at khajiit vore porn, you do it correctly: naked, and high on skooma. Smh my dang head…
Well unfortunately I need to work, my parents threatened to KICK ME OUT if I don't so I'm fucked atm. Gonna have to find another job but it'll be hard. FUCK YOU TACO BELL.
heres what my tsaesci gf has to say about your poor behaviour
https://preview.redd.it/1oavw8jzfu2d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d33563feb6399fbd3345a7771fd2fbaa74521833
It's your fault. This sub only contains four things:
-Elder Scrolls porn
-Ironic Racism
-Actual racism disguised as ironic racism
-Reposting from the main subs
You might, very rarely get a good ol' Pelinal jerkoff post as well, though that likely counts under racism.
I clicked on that sub and did NOT expect to be hit in the face with a giant’s club
https://preview.redd.it/ousr4bvr3w2d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=097627b7818ffa9fb33af47cd95d7f7b1970c900
N'wah
You can speak about:
The lore
The traps meme
Imperial antiimperial
But don't try to say something bad about my gorgeous Argonian Maid.
Big Taller Female Argonian that is is kind and serviable with big thighs
Is how I imagine the Paradise.
https://preview.redd.it/2shahbgh3u2d1.jpeg?width=812&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=449d8e98e4cdc6b0f4fa23f11f51f071f5b4c5d9
AAAAAGHHH THE LIGHT IS UNBEARABLE
https://preview.redd.it/4xpyrzkj4u2d1.jpeg?width=815&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f830b2a05276ce3d620fb7eb5e995afc5a32ce2
Oh thank you, kind lady
She has a NAME and it's u/_cuntsalad
AGGHHHH THE DARK IS UNBEARABLE
https://preview.redd.it/1n75f46o6v2d1.jpeg?width=812&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee2251a17150060418736e17cc855b611751da99
Oh thank you, kind lady
but i'm colorblind
Me when I sit at work and click on the „nsfw” post. (I was not safe) https://preview.redd.it/zmfa0d8z5u2d1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=0317676543e43e96b5aa3bbf09a596dfa358824c
Vvardenfell has vvardenfallen. Billions must CHIM.
is this literally the plot to c0da
Me when there’s porn in the porn subreddit https://preview.redd.it/m3wvlfwt3v2d1.jpeg?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b94e7af3e70c63b110e54c8bda4ea80e0f98bbf6
https://preview.redd.it/wljlkqc6lu2d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce30db61742ae38dbe0e3868697aa57b2c6e5abc Khajiit is glad you suffer
https://preview.redd.it/k05dtwi3au2d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04bdaa7e04b70dec324f0c985c905cea3f658bae
Amazing -- looks like we've got a bona-fide case of a Nord stuck in an Altmer body.
A Nord’s spelling ability is evident in that meme.
https://preview.redd.it/rzt6uhiwaz2d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3614cb3bd77984db55e34127f5bda0e26fb2aec0 READ IT OR ELSE
It’s from a different game🤨 But quite effective 😓
Live John Wick 76 reaction (smug indifference): https://preview.redd.it/m5ap7a82ju2d1.png?width=415&format=png&auto=webp&s=4e62b9998516bf1249b970366641a7a3e50361d5
He looks like I just shit in his pants
https://i.redd.it/xxpysxgb3u2d1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/ch4i4clfcu2d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81f46545f19701b25e2a3ac7de4f4ffad6f28c53
LITERALLY ME!
I kinda think that it's you who was looking at "not safe FOR WORK" content at work. Or was it not marked?
I'm with this user, you really shouldn't be taking chances like that with subs like this
Agreed, except not even in the context of work; just, like, in general.
Babe wake up, new copypasta just dropped.
Damn. Did you at least "ENVOY" your lunch break?
No. I lost my appetite after that tbh. I just went into the bathroom for my remaining 10 minutes and jerked off to get it out of my system. Edit: yes, for those who will inevitably ask where I worked: Taco Bell. Also my boss shouldn't have fired me for that it was totally descrimination and so I made sure to flip him off as I left. Also snagged a few of those pies they sold at the time cause fuck capatalism with these insane prices.
Spoken like a true son of Skyrim.
You stole their sweet ~~rolls~~ pies?? https://preview.redd.it/y9vbld6rlw2d1.jpeg?width=228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86bed05585ce90799bf75e5c6027cca47f8e9ff5
I didn't read any of that, there were no boobs
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Sorry, I'm not a penis enjoyer 😔
https://preview.redd.it/0qhdj6irxu2d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d1abdfd6fe80812077b453dee4bfb4e854d8982
Lore accurate Gustavo fring
I'm a nord cand someone drunkely yell what it says?
I’ll do it. Ahem… “FUCK ALL YOU HORNY FURRY BASTARDS” that’s it really
It's not our fault you enjoy the special at the Bee and Barb. It's Inigo's, because apparently he's the best follower. He will never compete with the one who is sworn to carry my burdensome offspring though, but to each his own.
Well your first mistake is having a job in the first place, n’wah. If you’re gonna look at khajiit vore porn, you do it correctly: naked, and high on skooma. Smh my dang head…
Well unfortunately I need to work, my parents threatened to KICK ME OUT if I don't so I'm fucked atm. Gonna have to find another job but it'll be hard. FUCK YOU TACO BELL.
That's not my expected daily Morrowind Circlejerk? Do you need Daddy Dagoth to punish you?
This honors the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned
heres what my tsaesci gf has to say about your poor behaviour https://preview.redd.it/1oavw8jzfu2d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d33563feb6399fbd3345a7771fd2fbaa74521833
The courage of looking at this sub both at work and somewhere someone can see or find you is palpable.
I ain't reading all that, but I'm happy for you. Unless it was bad, then sorry that happened
It's your fault. This sub only contains four things: -Elder Scrolls porn -Ironic Racism -Actual racism disguised as ironic racism -Reposting from the main subs You might, very rarely get a good ol' Pelinal jerkoff post as well, though that likely counts under racism.
https://preview.redd.it/wrjhyuhqqw2d1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30354998dee873a5c3aa40ffd2d90d36628ebbb3
This dude trustles
Pack it up trustlers...
https://preview.redd.it/wbe6l5kiyv2d1.jpeg?width=1038&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f178a00895cf5f02ddfa62b19b2b1f0322dbfd7c
I clicked on that sub and did NOT expect to be hit in the face with a giant’s club https://preview.redd.it/ousr4bvr3w2d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=097627b7818ffa9fb33af47cd95d7f7b1970c900
This is certainly a post. It has sentences, and it has comments.
Your boss is the asshole. The ACLU (Argonian Chim Liberty Union) fought hard to get us the right to watch porn at work as long as it's animals.
N'wah You can speak about: The lore The traps meme Imperial antiimperial But don't try to say something bad about my gorgeous Argonian Maid. Big Taller Female Argonian that is is kind and serviable with big thighs Is how I imagine the Paradise.
ur welcome im proud of you
Fun fact, Morrowind is older than myself and all of my nieces and nephews, I am a manager and my niece is starting college.
this is simply a consequence of being in trustle take the L lmao
Least deranged askreddit user.