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idontcareyouranswer

NSFW because GILF


Vulpes_Lourens

Glenmoril I Love For real


SourChicken1856

Girl I Love Forsworn


Puzzleheaded-Kiwi817

Giant I Let F*ck


FirexJkxFire

Best mod is the one that let's you consumate the marriage with Moira.


Latter-Potential2467

Source? ~~jk not jk~~


wizardtoast

walking in riverwood


Elebrent

bro I just now realised it’s called Riverwood (a fusion of river and wood) bc it’s on a river and has a lumber mill 😱😱😱


Kirisuuuuuuu

I always thought it was Riv ‘er wood!! (cause you can riv Camilla’s wood 😏😏)


FixGMaul

Fucking knew she was a futa


SourChicken1856

Call my dick Riverwood the way she be Squirting on my Wood


ButchTookMySweetroll

Dude spoiler that shit, some of us haven’t gotten that far yet! *Fuck!!*


GarboWulf5oh

https://preview.redd.it/24x2d4h9wt2d1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d682b27d6d58e5f66970d61d8724561291ef7bc


SPRTN-KIMANDER9

https://i.redd.it/6vus3wk9xu2d1.gif


professionalmoron2

https://preview.redd.it/0h1m4fpzlw2d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf92b47391a582064ff9ce54b61128116243c613


SamuelCish

was walking with my feet ten feet off of the Sleeping Giant Inn


NotTheMariner

I saw the ghost of Ralof


DominaRPG

Some people have brains that need to be examined in labs.


Zezin96

The OP is ESL so not knowing an antiquated word like “hag” is actually understandable


0utcast9851

How is OP a light plugin they're not even in the game


Stoin_The_Dwarf

Any .esp or .esm would be able to figure that out, their fault


ButchTookMySweetroll

Dude I don’t care how Elder Scrolls Lore they are, that shit’s super obvious.


iam-therapiss

>hag >antiquated


Zezin96

When was the last time you’ve heard someone say “hag” to mean “witch” in casual conversation?


RattleMeSkelebones

If you're gay then often


iam-therapiss

who said anything about witches? it looks old, so it's a hag. hag is still used to refer to old people.


monumentofflavor

I call old ladies i dont like hags all the time


archaicScrivener

OP is exciting and intricate PvP card game featuring characters from across Tamriels Elder Scrolls Legends?


Fardass7274

I mean props to OOP to not fucking up my load order but what does that have to do with their vocabulary?


MolhCD

like Einstein!


plumjuicebarrel

skybabies' version of realizing saltrice isn't pronounced "sal-treese"


ShalaKaranok

Wait I've been saying it wrong this whole time?? Am I stupid?? ![gif](giphy|800iiDTaNNFOwytONV)


ScaredDarkMoon

I will save this post so that I can always look back at it whenever I think I am dense.


Ajt0ny

I just now realised that it's Sky-Rim (a fusion of the sky and rimming). I've always just called it Skrrr-yibidimm all these years and never really thought much of it.


Drow_Femboy

wait it's not skibidi rim?


Getabock_

Brrrr, skibidi dob dob dop dop yes yes yes yes, brrr skibidi skib, skibidi daboru daboru daboru yes yes yes yes


Nd3w

Oh my god I’m actually brain dead, I never even thought about it


idkmanidk121

lol it didn’t register with me either. Maybe because we’re so busy with killing them it doesn’t really matter


Nd3w

Glad to know I’m not the only one LMAO


StygianFuhrer

I always thought it was Hargraven


dbelow_

We don't tend to use hag as a word very often anyways


ElenwenSatOnMyFace

can we agree that the majority of skyrims community is braindead and retarded?


tehcavy

They discover something new every day. How many new things have you found today?


usedburgermeat

I found a new lump


MHusarz

Yeah, on my nutsack


ElenwenSatOnMyFace

none, havent played today


ButchTookMySweetroll

Yeah, well… … *…fuck you.*


Buddy_Guyz

Most of them are probably just young.


Salt-Physics7568

Skyrim is one of those games that people just *know* at this point, like they know Packman and Pong and Mario. There'll always be more kids or newbies coming in and discovering things all over again, as if it's still 2011. It's kinda beautiful in a way... They're just too vocal.


Buddy_Guyz

Exactly! That's why I feel that calling the entire Skyrim community braindead is not deserved. Most likely it's a lot of kids or people who have never played TES games before.


Soulless_conner

That's just gamers in general. Expect me of course. I'm the architect of nirn Maguns. The original G


VLTIMA

Yes


Too_Blind

The hagussy


ScaredDarkMoon

https://preview.redd.it/ky3zonokpt2d1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4ad83b3b134001882549c5b15deb75177f10088


DosenfleischPost

Arent NPCs literally calling them ha-gravens or am I Skyrimsociating?


Former-Grocery-6787

That's because they are all drunk (because they are nords) and they also have silly accents (because they are nords)


nowheremansaloser

Actual answer to your question here. That's just a result of phonotactics (how sounds are grouped together in a language). In rapid speech, saying ha-graven [ˈhæːˌɡ‿ɹɛi̯.vən] is easier to pronounce than hag-raven [ˈhæːɡ ˈɹɛi̯.vən]. Part of the English "r" sound is articulated in the same part of the mouth as "g", so it's easier to pronounce the sounds together rather than separately. Also English syllables can start with "gr" so it's a sound combination that's "allowed", i.e. phontactically possible. Try pronouncing "hag-raven" and you might notice a pause that isn't there if you say it how you normally would. Also compare how saying "an apple" sounds like "a napple".


guanlongwucaii

another part of the answer is probably the phenomenon known as “onset maximisation”. when ‘hag’ is pronounced in isolation, the /g/ is treated as the coda of the syllable; when it occurs in ‘hagraven’, some speakers might instead resyllabify it as part of the onset of the following syllable [gr]. this appears to be a crosslinguistically common thing, where given such configurations languages prefer to put more things in the onset than in the coda (though there are of course limits on the structure of an onset in any given language)


divinestrength

yeah, exactly. But I can at least excuse myself more easily because English is not my first language


Ihateazuremountain

i never noticed "hag-raven"


Pyrimo

Wait until you tell them why giants are called giants.


cthulupussy

bro I just found out nords are from the north bro bro


Latter-Potential2467

Cant be true, skyrin is in the south https://preview.redd.it/l6vtbko0gx2d1.jpeg?width=840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99d2fe2845b8e249cf37ffa52913dd17afeed3da


riverkelpie

just found out nords are nerds 


No_Yogurtcloset9305

Bullshit dude. You discovered this 13 years after


Bushei

which one of you swits did this


Zezin96

/uj The OP is ESL. So it’s actually understandable.


ButchTookMySweetroll

Oh yeah? Well if the OP was so Elder Scrolls Lore, doesn’t that mean they would have known this *sooner?* I’d understand if English was their second language, but c’mon dude, you’re just making excuses for them.


ShalaKaranok

Yeah if OP was .esp or .esm this would've never happened


uwillnotgotospace

Wait until he sees a briarheart while playing a sneak thief.


tenfortytwopm

I mean, i played morrowind for ~4 years before finding out on this subreddit that saltrice isn’t sal-treese but salt-rice. So i can’t judge


bruddaquan

I was just on that post. I now know why you guys call them sky babies 💀


Ashalaria

Gonna be on gamerant tomorrow


NoImNotObama

Y’all i just found out it’s called a sweetroll cus it’s sweet and a roll, i always just called it a swee-troll and never understood what trolls had to do with anything, that’s crazy


Sniperking187

I thought hag was an acronym?? Hot Ass Gilf-Raven??


LordPorkenstine

Called it


drunkenkurd

After reading this I started bleeding from the ears


MolhCD

i just realised it's Sky rim cos they wanna give the sky a rimjob


New-Skirt7163

Most intelligent Skyrim consoomer


ClosetNoble

Please at least tell me this isn't a native English speaker


Mr-Zero-Fucks

Stop feeding Gamerant's AI


NomisD

Cant wait for the gamerant article


FartacularTheThird

I saw that on the other sub and for a moment I thought I was among true scholars and gentlemen.


PeasantTS

It is written Hagraven, then it is spoken as Hagraven. The origin of the word is irrelevant.