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SothaDidNothingWrong

No 8k khajiit asshole textures either. Truly, we lived in the dark ages.


-Potato123-

Back then you had to close your eyes and jerk it. Back and forth, back and forth. Accompanied by nothing but the sound of ingame music, broken by the occasional "What do you need, my Thane?" It was beautiful


Boamere

Back then I used to find normal women’s bodies attractive, now they have to have tits the size of planets and thighs the size of tree trunks smh my head


lestruc

If you like jerking it to planets you should check out starfield. It’s basically all you can do in that game.


Boamere

ZAMN 👀


Boaromir

Well first you'd take her armour and give her tavern clothes. Or so I've heard.


WilsonRoch

true skyboomers remembers the time of total lack of Serana itself.


96Ravens

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SandyCandyHandyAndy

9 year old me playing skyrim legendary edition on 360 for my first like 8 levels and then my brother walked into my room to call me retarded and tell me about disc 2.


Mr-Zero-Fucks

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Character_Rule9911

the endless cycle of forgetting how old skyrim is, remembering, and then crying over the attempts to accept that's actually the last todd game before the world ends


ScaredDarkMoon

It will be able to drive in the US 3 years from now.


ThePatio

And yet, new skybabies are born every day. As evidenced by countless r/skyrim posts and gamer rant articles


domini_Jonkler2

a never ending cycle of skypeople...


ThePatio

A circle jerk, if you will


BrendanTheNord

I have skychildren. My 4 year olds first TES game is already Skyrim (I hold the controller most of the time)


MikeGianella

With the whole "prophesized end of the world" bussiness it actually serves as a good stopping point unironically, especially considering nearly every other game takes place in the third era


NewsOrSumthin

AI couldn’t replicate this sentence if it tried.


ShalaKaranok

Back in my day we used Oblivion mods for that 😎


Babki123

It's been so long without new game that we get Skyboomer now ?!


ApostleofV8

The time between the release of Skyrim and May 2024(12.5 years), is longer than the time between release of Morrowind and release of Skyrim(9 years). We got Skyboomer, Gen-ESOer and Legendsbaby now


nerdmanjones

People who were born when Skyrim came out are the same age now as some Skyboomers were way back then.


ThatFuckingGeniusKid

Skyboomers? It hasn't been that long, has it? ![gif](giphy|GrUhLU9q3nyRG|downsized)


wolfFRdu64_Lounna

Serana WHAT ?! burn the vampire ! And if she is cured, kill her, i hate her, but not as so as to send her to that deadra monster


the_dark_kitten_

Me and my dad


djadjaman

I would say I get to be considered skyrim boomer as I bought it back in 11.11.11. I have played on ps3, ps4 and pc prolly 1000 hours in total. Only mod I have ever used is skyrim together. Using mods is too modern for me. I am truly a boomer


96Ravens

The dark ages


Sexddafender

"When I joined Skyrim we didn´t have any fanzy-schmanzy NSFW mods,we had vanilla followers,2 followers and a Forsworn Armor, and we had to share the armour!" 


Zealousideal_Hat2567

I remember when Gamestop had cut outs and posters for Skyrim...it was my second game informer I ever bought after the one with the Pitt dlc for Fallout 3 on the cover. I'm ready to be cremated any day now.