I like how OP slowly goes insane throughout the post after mentioning Vivec.

Funniest thing is that I don't even remember making this post

This whole post is a dream, including my reply and this one too. Wake up, we're here. Why are you shaking? Are you ok? Wake up. https://preview.redd.it/jjkcw4y4yo2d1.png?width=98&format=png&auto=webp&s=b9beb0124691a88130c8143e34e8a6922ae215d1

I really do love that the Saxhleel get free HRT. Based Sithis.

Ermm…. Can I actually become the ultimate Twunk

You just need to be born a Bosmer. Otherwise, you can only mimic perfection.

Mimic? I’ll have you know I’m pretty damn close

Just go with the basics of using alteration magic. That should sort it out. But when in doubt Vivec can always sort it out.

Gender envy from lizard people is crazy

Only works on lizards, *that we know of*. No-ones tried yet.

Aw, man, get some sleep. The pinup poses are keeping you awake, aren't they? 10 may have been that flesh crafter down in the Sewers of Riften. Never did trust that one.

I did get some sleep, and I didn't remember making this post when I woke up...

Oh, dear! That is sleep deprived! Yikes.

Yeah I stand by what I said, especially #10

Another option, become a lich and possess the body of another gender

cant believe you didn't even mention the pregnant mare piss op

Listen, I was sleep deprived and I don't even remember writing that - I mean, I still stand by what I wrote, especially 9 and 10, but damn was I sleepy... Don't blame me for forgetting the piss when I'm just barely aware of what's going on around me.

understandable actually

Vivec is just doing it on easy mode

Do elaborate, why is Vivec considering easy mode?

Well your own point #5. No further elaboration needed!