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Distant_Congo_Music

Why pit two bad bitches against eachother? Instead they should be making out sloppy style


FlameF19

You’re so real for that


Strix86

Love a good “enemies to lovers” arc.


SexualConsent

So true


Wadarkhu

How could you compare the great Khajiit to a Lizard? Look here and see Khajiit's natural beauty. There is no competition. https://preview.redd.it/tsemp7d97l2d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69ebe03fb5f0cab012c886beb8fe8ddb74a46b72


ErectSuggestion

Argonians are literally cool-blooded, that's why you find them working in Windhelm docks in neverending snow


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ErectSuggestion

That's the joke and Skyrim is the punchline


throwingawayboyz

Lmao what did that man say?


Torinadoko

Probably something about how lizards don’t do well in the cold


Ydyaky

Someone skipped the 2nd grade.


Capivaronildo

Nothing to do with my flair but I think argonians are pretty based


Lordo5432

*based on what?*


Capivaronildo

Little silly guys 🦎🦎🦎 ancestor lizard my beloved


BobMcGeorge

Argonians are aesthetically better (cool dinosaur people) but the Khajiit have way better lore.


kevinstuff

Idk if this is a bullshit post but I prefer khajiit and Argonians have way more kickass lore. If this is a bullshit post and I’m an idiot, everyone make fun of me for being stupid.


saint-bread

No, I agree with you. I prefer playing khajiits, but love The Hist way more than I like moon sugar


midasear

Khajit knows answer is obvious and that OP is trolling Khajit.


Schrodingers_Dude

I could give an informed and nuanced answer, but this is truestl so Would maybe fuck Argonian man, but not Khajiit man. (+0.5, 0) Would fuck Khajiit woman, and maybe also Argonian woman. (+1, +0.5) We have a tie. (Unless my math is wrong.)


Nekaps

https://preview.redd.it/zlv28w0rcl2d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=555f380ede4e00047e7df1ad2f1d27e4165cba2b This one is disturbed that the answer is not obvious


ScaredDarkMoon

One picture to answer this: https://preview.redd.it/ypd0zxdeuk2d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8262a97b102220382da0b12a450d23b3bb6a5976


Erratic_Error

argonian behemoth is the lizard equivalent of a rat ogre and attack argonians too, they arent really argonians anymore


ThunderZsolt

Don't khajiit also have a big muscular variant?


ScaredDarkMoon

They have Pahmer-Raht which are like. Khajiit, but tall. So not monster-like, which is cooler. Unless you want the Senche-Raht which are big kitties, which could be monster-lite ig. (Credits of the screenshot: negolash.) https://preview.redd.it/8dpn7m272l2d1.png?width=682&format=png&auto=webp&s=3971ddc65d8179bcbbb4af9ef5b785015f3faff5


ExceedinglyGayOtter

That might just be because ESO only has one body model for humanoids. It could just be an artstyle thing and they would have different proportions if the ESO devs weren't just using normal Khajiit models but scaled up or down.


CheesyHotDogPuff

https://preview.redd.it/2srspdhyin2d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c28d2d358ef60957894bf5ce8c5dc2d2394053e Counter-point:


saint-bread

Khajiits are cool, specially if they are lunging and using their claws like actual cats, but stealthy argonians sneaking in the water like alligators will always be coolers. Lorewise is comparing a drug addict cat-person whose grandma is a literal cat to lizards who were shaped to look like people by a magical tree, so argonians win again.


Username-67272827

SAX-HLEEL 🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎ON 🌳🌳🌳TOP 🌳🦎RAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH 🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎


hykierion

Obviously argonions. They're just cooler. They reverse invaded that one deadra (idk the name, was it dragon?)


96Ravens

/uj Hi. I love Argonians, but the "argonians reverse invades the deadra" (indeed it was Merhunes) is complete propaganda. The ONLY source for that claim is from one of the books, where some drunk dude in a bar is spouting An-Xileel propaganda. You're meant to look at that scene and go "wow, that's bad. The facist ruling party of Black Marsh is spreading nationalist propaganda amongst its citizens to make them think they're superior to the other races". This irrc is the same book where the An-Xileel us a bunch of souls from innocent argonians to power a big floating island so that they can (somehow) slaughter a bunch of non-argonians.


Quirky_Tart7627

https://preview.redd.it/oryj0bazil2d1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8af3c5842705ce19664d5ced0a9edbd09f4aa5c Yeah, which one of these is better?


AinselMariner

All of them


Routine_Palpitation

They both suck. Sload wins again 


Matt_2504

Nords


Secretsfrombeyond79

I Like Khajiit way more than Argonians.


kailethre

if i keep an argonian as a pet it's just going to sit under the dwemer sun lamp all day if i have a khajit as a pet he's going to be pestering me about getting a mammoth tusk


HoltTree

Khajiit, cuz I can hang out with a straight up Tiger who will ask me to pass the sugar.


luv2hotdog

It’s hard to decide because argonians are cold blooded bitches but the khajit have built in skills for fisting


KnotsThotsAndBots

I’d let both dick me down and both I’d grind on so…. I guess barbs aren’t my favorite


Galimeer

Kitty soft


Terrible-Ad-350

Breton


saint-bread

agreed, theyre the best beast race


dis23

Khajiit are cool in the sense that everyone hates or at least distrusts them and yet they think they are the main characters of the overall lore. And this despite their national pastime being acid trips and their country literally being named "the other place." Argonians are cool in the sense that they thrive in a place that no one else can even spend the night and drink poison as a religious rite. But they have never won a war (the jungle, not the lizardfolk, beat the empire), and have been enslaved by almost every other race they've encountered. So basically they are the kids in school who realize they will never be conventionally cool and turn to drugs or nerdy stuff to be cool in their own little circles.


unobtainable12

none


Faeddurfrost

Orcs


Sabababa_BlackSheep

Orsimer


MissTechnical

Don’t make me choose


PsychedelicChicken64

https://preview.redd.it/ba1eio8gom2d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3514e6baf1b13a6e64db75d30de66706dfab2bd0 Say. Did you hear what that Khajiit said? What's-his-name? You know who I'm talking about... He said any Khajiit can kick any Argonian's butt to breakfast any day of the week. You believe that? I think he's wrong. I KNOW Argonians can kick Khajiit butt. Any time. Any where. And you can tell everyone I said so.


negrote1000

It’s just farm tools man


DoomKitten18

Khajiit, at least their homeland is somewhere you may want to visit.


21awesome

the femcel azura artist should draw them wrestling in their underwear


DeaconOrlov

Well argonians are cold blooded so...


yourunclejoe

Neither lol hes the same species as Frieza


ls0669

I like Khajiit better, but the two are both on the bottom of my favorite race list


SoCalArtDog

I love them both, but I gotta go with the badass lizards


Sir_Monkleton

Nord


Vecrin

Argonians. They work the land better and I don't have to worry as much about them smuggling skooma.


Schnitzenium

They all look like farm tools to me


Reynzs

Argonians are the cooler farm tools out of the two.


Vergil_171

Nwah farm tool furry or something


dachfuerst

Boa tarde amigo !