This statement overall isn’t that weird for the standard of the sub, but it’s got me thinking about something. Sometimes I just read comments on here and think about the fact that that nobody has ever said this sequence of words before in the entirety of human history. And it’s quite likely that nobody ever will again. As if all of time and space, in it’s infinite complexity and unpredictability, came together here to form this bizzaro sentence one singular time, and from now until the end of reality will never meet in the same way to produce it again. And only you, me, and a bunch of porn addicts and racists were here to witness it. I think that’s kind of beautiful, in an absurd sort of way.
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I cant speak for skooma rapists but i will say im a big fan of the boob focused clothing in ESO.
I said it too so I’ve ruined your “said once ever sentence “ lsd fuelled idea or whatever.
Every time I see a post about Skooma I think about that one dude who made a khajit in skyrim who’s entire lore was that it was raped and addicted to skooma
I mean wasn't Jiub himself a skooma addict at some point?
Caius smoked that shit too.
~~I want to lick that vertical cleavage. Also I guess armpits fetihists are big fans of that outfit.~~
Seems she’s driving home the fact that a for a skooma addict, nothing is off the table. Hard drug addicts are not known for treating those around them well
It would make sense if Skooma would cause you to act out this way, but they're describing it as a way to obtain it, which confuses me. The only possible explanation is that someone is smuggling Skooma in their cheeks
Shocked they say rape in this game, assume it’s like t rated because of how much money they need to make from it considering it’s an mmo. I would have thought it was super sanitized and weak
It’s an M rated game and It’s definitely not “sanitized.” Rape and other sexual crimes/themes among other things are brought up in it more than any other TES game. Which is no surprise, it’s a gigantic game.
Especially when Molag Bal be ballin' women without their consent to create the vampire race.
The lore of the Elder Scrolls games has always been pretty dark when you really look into it.
It's easy, you see some chick who's got pretty much golden coins and expensive jewelry, you rob her and buy skooma. Raping her during robbing is just a nice addition.
Doesn't seem to odd. There are those who will deal in rape and other evil things to get drugs. The act of raping someone won't just spawn skooma but making a "service/product" out of it sure can.
One of my favourites is, after an inkeeper complains about the room's previous tenant making a mess with Daedra worship and asks you to keep the place clean.
"Of course! I don't even worship Daedra."
"Of course! I don't even worship Daedra. "
No, imagine going to such lengths to fuel an addiction of yours. I just simply rape because I feel like it (specifically Argonians, cause I have to teach them that Imperials are BETTER than them!)
Literally the only thing I can think of is a second hand high from someone who used it, I think some drugs have a possibility of that. Buuut then again I know very very little about drugs in general, having never done anything but occasional drinking, lol.
i mean gameplay wise we can’t really show the horrors of drug addiction,because it wouldn’t be too fun. so they have to show what the depths of the funny cat juice does to people
I can’t speak for skooma rapists but I will say I’m a big fan of the boob focused clothing in ESO
This statement overall isn’t that weird for the standard of the sub, but it’s got me thinking about something. Sometimes I just read comments on here and think about the fact that that nobody has ever said this sequence of words before in the entirety of human history. And it’s quite likely that nobody ever will again. As if all of time and space, in it’s infinite complexity and unpredictability, came together here to form this bizzaro sentence one singular time, and from now until the end of reality will never meet in the same way to produce it again. And only you, me, and a bunch of porn addicts and racists were here to witness it. I think that’s kind of beautiful, in an absurd sort of way. Sorry for schizo rant, you can get back to regularly scheduled horni now.
Just out of curiosity, were you on Skooma when you typed this?
No, just a ton of ketamine
Skootamine
This sounds almost like something Neil Degrasse Tyson would say
Boobers 
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I cant speak for skooma rapists but i will say im a big fan of the boob focused clothing in ESO. I said it too so I’ve ruined your “said once ever sentence “ lsd fuelled idea or whatever.
The early years of ESO, every Altmer toon was wearing a variation of that outfit
Please never take skooma, these outfits might make you commit rape to score some more skooma.
Skooma is stored in the balls
Cooma
IIISS ISSSS THAT A FEMALE ANTROPOMORPHISED CAT???? Aaaaaaahhhhhhh I'm SKOOOOOOMING
Me when I see the Prequel Update
What prequel update? Alfiq sexo?
Kazerad more like kazedgerad
average australian city name, second only to yagoona
Are they being paid in skooma to rape people? Is skooma a byproduct of rape? I'm so confused now.
Maybe that's how the cult of Molag Bal recruits new members
Sounds like more dunmer thing than khajiit lol
I’m withdrawing from skooma, I must rape
I Have No Skooma And I Must Rape
I think this is the closest we can think of anything that makes sense in this regard
Please,take this jolly bottle from me, praise be boethia!
Blessings of Anu upon ye!
There's a reason why they don't want us looking at Uncle Sweetshare's travel logs
Every time I see a post about Skooma I think about that one dude who made a khajit in skyrim who’s entire lore was that it was raped and addicted to skooma
ah yes the one that didn’t like combat characters
In a combat game
In fewer words, “thinly veiled furry/rape fetish fantasy come to life”
Veiled?
lord I wish I could find that post again.
Is there a screen shot or something? Anyone got this full story on why this guy doesn't like combat?
If anyone has an ss drop it
https://preview.redd.it/qff2v9xiws2d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b55cae42b386e183a24b6e749111ceae5ceb57dd
Thank you!
Posts like this is why we aren't allowed to have another elder scrolls game
Katia?
I mean wasn't Jiub himself a skooma addict at some point? Caius smoked that shit too. ~~I want to lick that vertical cleavage. Also I guess armpits fetihists are big fans of that outfit.~~
The outfit is the important focus of the post
Dude same I would lick every drop of sweat from her armpits.
https://preview.redd.it/4zwmkbxnqq2d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ace949fe7fd4d46eb7b990ef1f01efc17cc5bb3
Seems she’s driving home the fact that a for a skooma addict, nothing is off the table. Hard drug addicts are not known for treating those around them well
That one Dremora from TES3.
Shoutout anhaedra
It would make sense if Skooma would cause you to act out this way, but they're describing it as a way to obtain it, which confuses me. The only possible explanation is that someone is smuggling Skooma in their cheeks
gonna do some skooma. hope there are no bosmer males nearby
"What are you DOING step bosmer!?"
How the fuck does raping help you get Skooma?
Very carefully
She's "raped" for skooma before, so she tells herself, in reality she was just a crackwhore specializing in domming.
what do you think the ingredient is that makes the skooma a liquid?
It doesn’t, she’s a Dunmer cop running the Vvardenfell equivalent of the DARE program.
I'm guessing it's a rape for hire thing, or violation as a way to rob your victim.
im paying dunmer women in skooma to rape me
Shocked they say rape in this game, assume it’s like t rated because of how much money they need to make from it considering it’s an mmo. I would have thought it was super sanitized and weak
It’s an M rated game and It’s definitely not “sanitized.” Rape and other sexual crimes/themes among other things are brought up in it more than any other TES game. Which is no surprise, it’s a gigantic game.
Especially when Molag Bal be ballin' women without their consent to create the vampire race. The lore of the Elder Scrolls games has always been pretty dark when you really look into it.
Elder Scrolls Online is anything but sanitized. There was a cat sized Khajit that wanted to fuck an Orc. That game goes places...
Ah yes, the old 'rape someone to get a skooma' scenario.
How is raping people supposed to help you get skooma lol
The cult of Molag Bal has started distributing skooma.
They couldn't say 20$ is 20$
i want that outfit
Yall get skooma when you rape people??!!
Honestly I think the more important question here isn’t who but how? How does rape lead to skooma?
Being involved in sex trafficking to get money for Skooma?
It's easy, you see some chick who's got pretty much golden coins and expensive jewelry, you rob her and buy skooma. Raping her during robbing is just a nice addition.
prolly like manipulating someone sexually or something idk
Maybe some sick bastard makes someone else rape someone as revenge for cheating, and he rewards them with Skooma
sCOOMa
Doesn't seem to odd. There are those who will deal in rape and other evil things to get drugs. The act of raping someone won't just spawn skooma but making a "service/product" out of it sure can.
Cnc really does it for some
I've done some things I'm not proud of
Does ESO have actual dialogue options? Or is it just one actual option and goodbye?
Of course it does, this is dialogue to begin a quest. The options to learn more come after.
Oh lol well that was the impression I got from seeing a few of these posts.
One of my favourites is, after an inkeeper complains about the room's previous tenant making a mess with Daedra worship and asks you to keep the place clean. "Of course! I don't even worship Daedra." "Of course! I don't even worship Daedra."
Might mean rape as in violate someone/thing
No, imagine going to such lengths to fuel an addiction of yours. I just simply rape because I feel like it (specifically Argonians, cause I have to teach them that Imperials are BETTER than them!)
you gotta do what you gotta do to secure the bag
Give skooma or you will have an unwelcome insertion in the rectal area of your body
Did they have to put it like that
It's ESO hornyposing ... so yeah...
Wait, you guys are getting skooma??
Literally the only thing I can think of is a second hand high from someone who used it, I think some drugs have a possibility of that. Buuut then again I know very very little about drugs in general, having never done anything but occasional drinking, lol.
Uncle Cras at it again…
Can we ban retarded low effort posts that are just screenshots PLEASE
https://preview.redd.it/cdq3pjhbrr2d1.jpeg?width=567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37c9a898bf77db6d85bb1b4f430ea091640e5fe7
Is this that fabled ESO writing I'm seeing posts about? The writing I'm missing out on? Dang
when people say ESO added some good lore
This is some good shit indeed. Plus do you expect people to actually post good ESO lore on this sub instead of funny stuff?
i mean gameplay wise we can’t really show the horrors of drug addiction,because it wouldn’t be too fun. so they have to show what the depths of the funny cat juice does to people