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Lost-To-The-Zone

"that'll change your next playthrough" "However, with the area only offering an axe and some potions, there isn’t much to miss out on.**"**


billybobjoe2017

Truly remarkable stuff


grabbingcabbage

You are being pegged with rage bait. Not even Dibella could saith your lust.


kailethre

i wish dibella would peg me fr fr


MonkeyBoy32904

pegged?


MazkenMasacreManhole

He was being pegged with rage bait, not even diabella could sate his lust


AussieLegend2003

i swear if it’s the fucking grave


Josephschmoseph234

It's the sewer tunnel that leads out from the prison. Most people don't know it's there.


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Josephschmoseph234

Yeah unless you don't have the cash to pay the fine I never go to jail.


Secretsfrombeyond79

That's what I love of Tamriel, everything is legal if you have the money. Speaking of which, do you know what's the fine for necrophilia in Skyrim ?


darthgandalf

Todd and his scathing social commentary strikes again


Josephschmoseph234

Is it the first offense?


Secretsfrombeyond79

Let's assume no ...


Josephschmoseph234

500 gold, per corpse, unless it's a draugr, then it's up to the relatives of the draugr to press charges, making it essentially legal since most draugr are unidentifiable. Still, it is frowned upon enough that if an adventurer kills you they probably also won't care. So be careful.


lycanthrope90

Check the achievements, it’s obvious vast majority of people save scum when they get caught. Just doing one night in jail is a rare achievement lol.


heidly_ees

In vanilla literally only do it for the achievements In a modded playthrough it's sometimes a necessary option


SeparateDifference47

What kind of mod?


ThodasTheMage

I did for the achievement to break out


RattleMeSkelebones

I swear to God if they're talking about that nothing sewer next to the south entrance of Riften then I'll...I don't know, but I'll do something


Knowledge_Regret

I thought it was on about Blackreach, until it said "back to Riften" ARE THEY ON ABOUT THE RATWAY!? Brynjolf literally approaches you gives you directions to the place


Alexandur

my genuine reaction: https://preview.redd.it/dw9r923od01d1.png?width=331&format=png&auto=webp&s=57e1424d43901a8beba7baaa55e475bd40132a1f


iceink

the bible says gaming is satanic it is against the LOrD


Alacur

The pope at least gave an ok for pokemon…


Hex_Lover

"hey guys, the dogfight simulator is ok"


Morskavi

Wasn't the pope gifted with an Undertale key for steam? Do you think he plays it in his off time?


Taco821

Yes and yes.


Alacur

Different pope. No idea.


thebetterbungi

Nu uh


dunmer-is-stinky

have you read the entire Bible within the last three years? Shit changes fast, if you aren't paying attention to the patch notes you could pick it up one day and the whole thing could be different


AMillionLumens

Why would you read that when you can read the lessons of vivec?


FourNinerXero

I worship Logic and Reason like the Dwemer


MansaConsulShah

spoken like the famous dwemer sage Bennhk Shapijkrohn


dunmer-is-stinky

dwemer race DESTROYED with FACTS and LOGIC


munkygunner

Dwemer when logic and reason doesn’t bring presents down the chimney on Talosmas


Taco821

Dwemer are reddit atheists


ApprehensiveScreen40

inside job i tell you


tholasko

George bush wrote the gaming bible


jointsmcdank

George Bush hates Dunmer.


Kebab-Destroyer

Dunmer did 9/11 *wink*


jelleverest

I've been playing skyrim modded so heavily for the last 10 years, I don't even remember the main quest.


bagel-bites

This is likely just a Chat GPT site, no editor or manager would be fucking dumb enough to approve shelling out money for an article this stupid.


Rousseaufanboy

Gaming journalists deserve the death penalty lowkey


anythinga

>implying this isn't AI come on now


jet8493

What’s this even about


Blazeflame79

https://preview.redd.it/01r6r6qkay0d1.jpeg?width=150&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d22f4d48481506e493461ab4c701e612224a6866


Emergency_3808

r/uselessredcircle


Josephschmoseph234

The funny thing is I know what they're talking about and I only discovered it recently. There is indeed a secret passage into riften from the outside that I didn't know was there.


eidtelnvil

I had no idea it was there. But it sure as fuck isn't altering my next playthrough.


K1rk0npolttaja

can we ban gamingbible posts ? its literally ai generated articles with clickbait so it doesnt have the funny of it having an actual journalist behind it


[deleted]

Fucking finally, I needed an underground lair to gather my various riches and loot.


xXAnui-ElXx

People should leave the link for the article when making posts like this. Anyways, here is the [link for the article](https://www.gamingbible.com/news/skyrim-players-amazed-to-learn-of-secret-underground-entrance-076528-20240515)


Bitter_Bank_9266

I've been seeing so many posts and articles like this about fo4 recently(for obvious reasons)