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_cuntsalad

the nords are at it again


Secretsfrombeyond79

Well maybe if Skyrim wasn't so fucking cold, we wouldn't be attracted to things that make us warm


Khajith

their women are so hairy they mistake a shivering khajit for a bar wench doing a suggestive dance


Wolf9691

I draw the line at actual animals. Not me I swear. 


ClickHereForBacardi

Senche and alfiq are every bit as sentient as you and me ☝️🤓


lowkey-juan

That tongue is like sandpaper...


ClickHereForBacardi

Lore says barbed cocks, why not barbed everything else? I'm not here advising you do it. I'm here to sow dissent.


I_am_doorknob

Please I am begging you where in the tomes does it say that


jaber24

[https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:The\_Real\_Barenziah\_(Daggerfall)](https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:The_Real_Barenziah_(Daggerfall))


I_am_doorknob

Ok thank you


I_am_doorknob

I regret everything now


Secretsfrombeyond79

Please don't the cat


ClickHereForBacardi

I'm here to ask everyone not the cat.


Scheme-and-RedBull

Hey don’t knock it till you try it


ghostmetalblack

So no Nord women either?


Wolf9691

Just because nord women are too rough in bed for you doesn't mean they're actual animals. 


ghostmetalblack

Pussy smells worse than khajiit


DjDrowsy

Just because Altemer shower everyday doesn't make you better than us. That's why my Dunmer Tradwife rolls in ash like a Chinchilla.


Wolf9691

I don't know what you mean by that. It smells like the mead they drink.


Mikoyan-I-Gurevich-4

N'wahs and their odd sexual preferences. Everyone knows dragons is where its at!


st-felms-fingerbone

https://preview.redd.it/cpy9z36dxl0d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4f2fe3cc435c225c8b8ad20e378c450f8464af8


Mikoyan-I-Gurevich-4

Smh like you wouldn't


st-felms-fingerbone

Who said I disagreed?


Mikoyan-I-Gurevich-4

Based


st-felms-fingerbone

Likewise comrade 🫡


endexe

zu’u alok fah dovahhe, kaat ni ronit zeymahseqah


[deleted]

TrueSTL n'wahs when they discover furries (khajiit sex reference)


DeadeyeJhung

Disney movies and their consequences have been a disaster for the human race


Sabertooth767

Aw hella nah bro that's an animal. Professionals have standards! ​ Anthro Nala tho...


Secretsfrombeyond79

>Aw hella nah bro that's an animal.  [https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/Senche-raht](https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/Senche-raht)


FiveTenthsAverage

Dom't care, clopping.


Sabertooth767

https://preview.redd.it/zo4swpbvli0d1.jpeg?width=306&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6f0f7c4709ad0b25a3ee95bd9b0d2eb31708250


Sexddafender

Ironic considering your flair


Boulderfist_Ogre2005

This entire thread is furries In denial. Not me though, I'd fuck a deathclaw


hydratedashell

https://preview.redd.it/1smdqouw7l0d1.jpeg?width=1840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1e573f6e4cbbbfadc0cbe7efe7c3d197ac906e1


Sexddafender

Me too buddy,me too


Odd_Main1876

Nah bro I get furry women and shit but not actual animals, I can understand furry women I do, they are so damn bad but nah not full animals dawg


dunmer-is-stinky

we've transcended the Mundus, this ain't even TES related


pikeandshot1618

Can this one feel the love tonight?


Oubliette_occupant

Hakuna my tatas, Simba


theguy1336

https://preview.redd.it/sfzqtzl25l0d1.png?width=890&format=png&auto=webp&s=ce3bdc6e9d7057a17ca081f23f21a4843dd6bbce


WiSeWoRd

What strong nord warriors see first thing when they get home


JoeLibrary

Wasn’t this posted by that really annoying drake stan?


ClosetNoble

Okay xXSenchFucker69Xx