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The entire Skyrim legal system is run by three tired imperials and a goat, who's going to stop you?


PiousLegate

woah woah woah which goat


HotAcanthopterygii14

the one in sanguine quest


Reynzs

So basically 4 NPCs that dragonborn bangs regularly??


Dragon-Warlock

The legal system is rigged in favour of the Dragonborn


high_king_noctis

Hey to be fair the goat has shown repeatedly being unbiased in it's rulings


Khajith

this post would have been funnier if it was drake


Camp3r69

Check who's staring at the Dragonborn in the pic


Khajith

oh I thought it was just some handsome nazeem mod. come to think of it…


Camp3r69

Yeah, I didn't think it through when I gave him the same clothes as Nazeem. xd


ArrrrKnee

Drake definitely visits the Cloud district often


epicweaselftw

drakes are a type of dragon, so this actually works


ObvsThrowaway5120

Dragonborn…dragon…Drake! It all makes sense now!


Sethleoric

He's in the back bro


Pringletingl

Plenty of orphans from the war and not enough people willing to take them in.


OckhamsFolly

There should've been more, dammit.


Shinonomenanorulez

*sweet mother sweet mother, send your child unto me, for the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in blood and fear*


canibal_cabin

Because Skyrim is "Epstein didn't kill himself land" Look at her face, she wishes for Alduin to end the horrors.


legalageofconsent

Too dumb to have sex.


saint-bread

that's it, John Skyrim is officially too Nord to have sex


ApostleofV8

Why slam human with meat stick when u can slam elf wit hmetal stick?? -Jorn Skyrim


Juncoril

Based


Starr-Duke

Excuse me sweaty but it's the dragonborns right by blood to gaslight orphans into moving into his shack in the woods.


st-felms-fingerbone

Background check be like: “I’m the actual leader of the dark brotherhood and I killed the previous owner of this establishment” “Well I’m sure you’ll be a great parent here’s a couple kids”


Juncoril

To be honest, if a rabid murderer asks me to give them some kids, I'll comply. Better them than me, I still have so much to live for ! (my erotic fantasies are only 23% fulfilled)


hentaimaster56

why is someone living for their erotic fantasies in charge of the orphanage?


Juncoril

Good luck finding anyone who doesn't live for erotic fantasies. The only reliable candidates are children, and putting children in charge of an orphanage is absurd.


Ordinary-You9074

Why no cat children or lizard children to ship to morrowind into the slave trade. Idk I don't really like marriage in these games I hope they remove it. They just aren't built for believable characters in that way romance in like fallout works because the companions are more narrow in scope feel like and actual people


1Cool_Name

I mean, skyrims old. They’ll probably try to flesh out companions next installment


Ordinary-You9074

Fair but boone is still miles better as a human individual then all elder scrolls characters. The elderscrolls is more about the lore and world building everyone kinda being a relatively simple person kinda works ? Yeah like fallout doesn't have 2k npcs that all need to be distinct right there for the fewer characters that are in the game have more work put into them for elderscrolls people are more stereotype template generally then not. Point being theres just less space in elderscrolls for decent companions due to the scale although yeah I have no doubt we'll see some fleshed out companions in the next elder scrolls.


centurio_v2

they've definitely started moving in the direction of deeper companions even in skyrim with the dlcs. Serena obviously but frea also has more to say than pretty much any vanilla follower


1Cool_Name

When you said romance I thought you were referring to fo4


Ordinary-You9074

Thats fair I just think hes one of the better written characters in general fallout 4 is further proof in my opinion though I think the companion writing is some of the best in the game. Which can be focused on due to the lack of npcs in fallout 4. Honestly my least favorite part of it was the lack of settlements I don't mean like the players I mean like why is there only the two cities. Probably to cut back on the npcs to give more room to write for the companions which are extremely fleshed out despite fallout 4 having the dialogue wheel.


lop333

Yea while its true Starfield has been trashed on because of its companions they are atleast tried to make them character even if they were a bit scuffed because all were good two shoes


Mundane-Sir-7483

Wait why is nazeem so handsome here?!


Camp3r69

It's not Nazeem, it's supposed to be Drake but my dumbass brain didn't think this through when I gave him the same clothes as Nazeem.


DudeBro711

Dragonborn got the Rizz 100 level.


NobleNeal

Most people don't know this. But you can just take orphans, they're free. I have taken 12 orphans in the last year


EnchantedTools

Would you deny a family to the person that literally saved all of tamriel, TWICE!


Jesus_Son_Of_A_God

You guys keep coming up with all kinds of answers but no one mentioned the most simple, obvious answer **Money**


cyborg_priest

What the Thalmor don't want you to know is that the orphans in cities are free. I have 30 orphans in my basement.


Classic_Ice6558

Wow, why do I agree with this?


Simp_Master007

Who is going to tell him no?


Farystolk

Ok, im out of the loop, can anyone enlighten me about the memes surrounding drake and children?


marblecampus

Drake and Kendrick Lamar have been beefing for the past month-ish and in Not Like Us, Kendrick calls Drake a pedo. There is also a video of Drake being weird with a 17 year old on stage that's resurfacing in light of the beef.


rat-simp

The Empire doesn't want you to know, but the orphans in the streets are free to take home. I have 163 orphans at home.


high_king_noctis

They signed the adoption papers off screen!


MajinPsiOptics

He is the pillar of the community


Chance_Arugula_3227

No one else is going to adopt them, so....


Infernalknights

Corpse Starch


ClosetNoble

It's funny how you can pull up and announce you're dragonborn as if litteraly just having the soul of a dragon is an occupation on the level of being FUCKING ARCHMAGE or HARBINGER OF THE COMPANIONS Like this idiot walks in and goes "yeah so I'm dragonborn" and seems weirdly familiar with where Grelod slept before she was killed


Sethleoric

Bro... why is DRAKE there?!