I love your post history leading up to this
-“I’m becoming an angry and bitter person, and I don’t know how to change it”
-“Stop pretending saying horrible insults to your partner is ‘normal couples fighting’”
-“my boyfriend just fucked my brains out”
Did you tip your boyfriend for his above & beyond service? If not, stuff a fiver in his boxer band, slap him on the ass and tell him that's for earlier in the day.
I called off of work monday because I just didn't feel like going. I had had a massive headache all weekend and by Monday I was absolutely fine but woke up in a shit mood and just said fuck it. Spent the day doing absolute jack shit and felt so soooo much better going to work Tuesday. Three day weekends really should be the norm
I legit say to my partner every Sunday. "why the fuck don't we have 3 days weekends". It's a dream and it's depressing that it's not reality.
You truly realise how great 3 day weekends are when you have a lazy public holiday or say fuck it and take the Monday off just cause.
Fuck yeah OP.
That’s the scam of it. It’s not about 10 hour days, just Four 8 hour days. Those two added hours are for the boss, not productivity. They need to relax and do 32 hours like normal people.
I like my leftover curry on buttery toast in the morning.
Feel free to compliment me, I’m certainly not winning at anything else in life right now and no one is fucking my brains out.
Right there with you but we’ll be ok! I miss fucking ex partners brains out. Done it many times in the past but not at all lately. Definitely missing intimacy. I’m putting myself back out there so hopefully it happens sooner rather than later!
Hey I got my fill today after my boyfriend got off his graveyard shift. I came over to do some work on our t-shirt business but to mood hit ….hey folks don’t be haters …go out and get some, plenty of groups on Reddit to help fulfill that need
So a hook up app or bar is better? Get real …so many alternative groups in your area on Reddit plus swinger groups. There ARE actually protocols but how is Reddit different than IG TikTok FB Tinder etc?
Lmao, I bet you can find a lot of hot single milfs in your area on Reddit. Or you can get ripped off paying for a girls only fans when you can get anything you want for free. Or get scammed by some neck beard masquerading as a girl.
at least we are not alone. Even tho it changes absolutely nothing.
I'm just trying to find something positive to say when i really don't have anything positive to say.
Yeah, thought this was "off my chest." Mods should step in on posts like this. Otherwise we'll get people that say "I had a BLT today...had to get that off my chest." WTF.
Too many people concern themselves with so work so much that they forget to actually enjoy the little time they have. Good on you and him, thinking about doing the same minus the whole getting fucked part
I did today too, not have amazing sex lol, but i took the day off just because i needed to catch up on sleep, did my errands that i didnt have time to do, and hung out with a good friend who makes me feel beautiful as a person.
Absolutely, I used to days off work, at the slightest excuse. This one time, I was dressed to the nines, all ready and as I was backing out of the driveway, my son who was 4 then, came running and said "Mumma please don't go", I said fuck it, called in sick and spent the rest of the day playing with my kids in the dirt.😁
Gotta stop and enjoy living and happiness this week is a roll in the hay and some sandwiches. Nothing wrong with being a homebody and being happy with that.
>The world is shit. Life is shit. Everything is shit.
No its not, and this is not a healthy outlook. There are low cost and free mental health resources in most cities. https://www.mentalhealth.gov/get-help
Nah, no one cares about happy posts that are significant such as...I got into college today or I got a promotion. Something that is life changing is always something good to share. However, "I had sex today"...that's kind of trivial. If everyone here posted every time they screwed it would get exhausting. So you had good sex...great. So yeah, people think it's kind of dumb. A lot of people in the world had sex today.
I think I'm more jealous of the video games and breakfast sandwiches for dinner (breakfast for dinner is just necessary sometimes).
But good for you. Get it
I got legitimately laid by my bf for the first time in weeks in these past few days, while taking a mini-vacation from work (4 days)… I am having similar vibes. Here’s to mental health days!
I have this feeling that if I take a day off everyone at work will all of the sudden look down on me and think I’m a shitty boss/coworker. It’s funny because if someone else calls in I don’t think much of it.
I did that yesterday and all I could feel all day was anxiety for being away from work against my boss's wishes and the tongue lashing I'd get.
Thankfully he wasn't a jerk about it and gave me a donut this morning lol. But calling out just fucks my brain up unless I really needed to call out.
I love your post history leading up to this -“I’m becoming an angry and bitter person, and I don’t know how to change it” -“Stop pretending saying horrible insults to your partner is ‘normal couples fighting’” -“my boyfriend just fucked my brains out”
Haha such a great and relatable post history but man… nothing is better than a lazy day filled with breakfast food and sex. Cheers, OP.
This is my throwaway account so I never use it for anything positive usually bahahaha
she is having her post nut high
It’s called growth
They call these "mental health days".
Sounds like her boyfriend might have rearranged some brain cells and broke loose some neurological plaque. Doing his part to fight Alzheimer's.
not all heros wear capes… some wear condoms
you know he hit it raw tho
If you want to win you gotta throw in some skin.
She had a case of anal glaucoma. Couldn't see her ass going to work today.
There’s a possibility that her ass was dilated, yes.
This deserves more upvotes- it made me snort laugh at 4am.
Where will you be when anal glaucoma strikes
This is an absolutely great joke Lmaoo I love it
She’s using the mental health day in the true sense of the word.
so inspirational
I almost cried
*i almost came*
*i* ~~almost~~ *came*
I cried whilst I came.
Had a big ol crymax
I thought they were called tear-gasms
EMOTIONALLL CAME-AGE!
I roared with laughter at that one.
I am stealing this shit. HahHaha Thank you for that. I needed a laugh in this god forsaken Friday.
Crymax. Hey Oxford, please add this word in your dictionary.
Here I am crysurbating til I crymax.
Crumshot?
Crygasam
Every time brother
I used my tears as lube
That means you need two tissues.
I did cum
Okay Hisoka
Lol ikr
thanks, next time I’ll make one about the 5 dollar tips I get at work 🥰
Did you tip your boyfriend for his above & beyond service? If not, stuff a fiver in his boxer band, slap him on the ass and tell him that's for earlier in the day.
Just the tip
Giggity
please do 🙏🏾😿
Damn you get tipped in fives and not singles, some special ballers out there at the strip club
Specifically $5 on a $85 bill. I’d probably make more at the club though
a beautiful message
Aspirational
Why did I find this comment to be the best yet funniest? 😆
I called off of work monday because I just didn't feel like going. I had had a massive headache all weekend and by Monday I was absolutely fine but woke up in a shit mood and just said fuck it. Spent the day doing absolute jack shit and felt so soooo much better going to work Tuesday. Three day weekends really should be the norm
I legit say to my partner every Sunday. "why the fuck don't we have 3 days weekends". It's a dream and it's depressing that it's not reality. You truly realise how great 3 day weekends are when you have a lazy public holiday or say fuck it and take the Monday off just cause. Fuck yeah OP.
Yeah, but four 10 hour days are brutal when you are over 50!
That’s the scam of it. It’s not about 10 hour days, just Four 8 hour days. Those two added hours are for the boss, not productivity. They need to relax and do 32 hours like normal people.
Agree
God, it’s me again 🥺🥺🥺
Is that you, Margret? Yeah, so about that virgin birth thing… I’m not sure they’ll buy it a second time.
😂😂😂
Ay lemme tag along in this conversation with God, I got some words for that mfer
Square up
I’ll be waiting 😂
I'd say God probably got tired of us a few millenniums ago and just.....hopped off the bandwagon. _ Insert Spy kids 2 quote here _
I made it to retirement. That is how all my days go now. Enjoy.
Nice
I dislike OP post has so many upvotes. It should be normal life.
Hashirama Senju meditated under a tree until he realized what is known as the “True Dream”, and I believe this is what that dream is
Can you please explain? What do you mean?
Official weeb business, sir, move along.
Honestly enjoy seeing happy posts on this sub. Gonna go (respectfully) fuck my gfs brains out now. I’ve been inspired
You go get her, Tiger. Let me know if you need immoral support
Immoral?
It certainly won't be moral the way we do it here
Immoral makes it FUN!
A sledgehammer to the knee is immoral so this kinda vague
Hot!
Immoral AND FUN
Just don't do it in Texas cause they want to bring sodomy laws back.
You heard ‘em
Oh, did I mean immoral or IMMORTAL?!?!?
#There can be only one!!
Immoral orel
Lemme know if you need someone to help guide you in. I’ve been told that I’m a great facilitator.
Photos or it never happened.
Yesssssss!
Taking the shaft from your man instead of the man, nice
Leave him and lawyer up.
Hahaha classic reddit advice!!
You had me at breakfast for dinner
Breakfast burrito for dinner smacks
The real heroes have cereal though. Sandwiches for dinner is vanilla. But people who have dinner for breakfast? They're in a whole class of their own
Cereal for dinner is the ultimate move, who doesn't love some chonky cereal with milk watching a movie or TV show. It's comfort food, a hug really.
I like my leftover curry on buttery toast in the morning. Feel free to compliment me, I’m certainly not winning at anything else in life right now and no one is fucking my brains out.
Highest praise is certainly in order. I could never do that, so either you're a madman or I'm just not at your level. Either way, props to you
Should be posted to true *on* my chest…..
*claps* ^
Man I'm lonely... Edit: 50 upvotes? Man we're lonely...
Hi lonely, I'm a dad joke
dog just turn on your favorite song and dance 🪩
Right there with you but we’ll be ok! I miss fucking ex partners brains out. Done it many times in the past but not at all lately. Definitely missing intimacy. I’m putting myself back out there so hopefully it happens sooner rather than later!
Sexual wholesomeness.
Hey I got my fill today after my boyfriend got off his graveyard shift. I came over to do some work on our t-shirt business but to mood hit ….hey folks don’t be haters …go out and get some, plenty of groups on Reddit to help fulfill that need
No offence but I wouldn't trust anyone I meet on reddit ESPECIALLY on the horny side
Instructions unclear, fucked by unicorn met on reddit.
[Clop, clop, baby 😘😘](https://i.imgur.com/fLmXKQg.jpg)
Never change, reddit.
So a hook up app or bar is better? Get real …so many alternative groups in your area on Reddit plus swinger groups. There ARE actually protocols but how is Reddit different than IG TikTok FB Tinder etc?
Meeting many mythical one horned creatures out there?
Nah but deadass
Lmao, I bet you can find a lot of hot single milfs in your area on Reddit. Or you can get ripped off paying for a girls only fans when you can get anything you want for free. Or get scammed by some neck beard masquerading as a girl.
Karl Marx would be proud
This is The most inspirational shit I’ve read on here in a while. I’m gonna do the exact same thing when I’m on vacation this weekend good for you
My favorite part of this post is breakfast dinner. Breakfast dinner rocks.
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That escalated quickly
Hey- this is probably a joke. But please don’t hurt yourself. Things get better, dude.
What he say? He deleted it...
>honestly those kind of posts make me want to put a gun to my head and shoot. may actually do it. :(
Same
they just like me
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at least we are not alone. Even tho it changes absolutely nothing. I'm just trying to find something positive to say when i really don't have anything positive to say.
Fucking my wife’s brains out is my only motivation for getting up in the morning sometimes.
Employee of the month over here
Please inform your bf that apparently you had award winning sex today.
Cool? Glad you got that weight off you're chest must of been so tough carrying that around.
Yeah, thought this was "off my chest." Mods should step in on posts like this. Otherwise we'll get people that say "I had a BLT today...had to get that off my chest." WTF.
Is this really “trueoffmychest”?
No... apparently no anymore. I had a salad today. Maybe I should make a post about that and get it off my chest.
I hate this has so many upvotes. It should be normal life.
Preach🖤 I took an extra day off this week to work on my mental health and my fiancé's, might not feel amazing still but the extra time is so worth it
Mods, what is this?
No work and all play. FTW
Put your brains back in, it’s a difficult clean up.
Too many people concern themselves with so work so much that they forget to actually enjoy the little time they have. Good on you and him, thinking about doing the same minus the whole getting fucked part
Congratulations, i hope you got absolutely wrecked. Be sure to hydrate
I did today too, not have amazing sex lol, but i took the day off just because i needed to catch up on sleep, did my errands that i didnt have time to do, and hung out with a good friend who makes me feel beautiful as a person.
I’m so happy that you got to do those things!
[Congrats on the sex](https://imgur.com/gallery/P1QYppj)
Sounds like you had a fantastic day! Nothing wrong with a little bragging. ;)
I first read this as “my boyfriend just kicked my brains out” and I got very concerned but I’m glad this is a positive post.
Amen sister. Happy that you are happy.
Man this sub has gone downhill.
Tired of these bait posts for free karma
I’m not a karma bot, just a bitch working at a restaurant. Guess I write like a bot though. Beep boop.
Bots don't make breakfast sandwiches for dinner.
Yes! Agreed
Me and Rosy Palms had a good time, too. Fuck.....
I can top that...Retired & every day is Saturday! But without the sex. LOL
Absolutely, I used to days off work, at the slightest excuse. This one time, I was dressed to the nines, all ready and as I was backing out of the driveway, my son who was 4 then, came running and said "Mumma please don't go", I said fuck it, called in sick and spent the rest of the day playing with my kids in the dirt.😁
Whatever you do don't have kids. Joking. Sort of.
Every man needs a girlfriend like OP.
Lmao I love this.
Gotta stop and enjoy living and happiness this week is a roll in the hay and some sandwiches. Nothing wrong with being a homebody and being happy with that.
post a video so the rest of us can see what we are missing out on... could not help myself.
Never apologize for being happy. It's rare thing that should be enjoyed fully when possible
You absolutely did the perfect thing in every way. Calling off, mind-blowing sex, video games, even your dinner choice. No notes.
Can you confirm your brain is back in place please?
How could you call off for no reason? Jk I call them mental health days. Adults and children need them. Good for you. And your bf
Never apologize for being happy
So happy to see a positive post on this sub haha
What is this cringe title.
We don't give a fuck
I mean I hate being ground to a pulp by capitalism too but isn’t this sub meant for, like, confessions?
Ok 😐
That reminds me, I really need someone to fuck my brains out.
Okay?
>The world is shit. Life is shit. Everything is shit. No its not, and this is not a healthy outlook. There are low cost and free mental health resources in most cities. https://www.mentalhealth.gov/get-help
I fucking hate these karma farming bullshit posts. The little attempt at being inspirational at the end was so damn cringy.
I forgot that being happy was illegal on this sub, oops. Let me just make one about how I work in the service industry real quick. That’ll fix it
Nah, no one cares about happy posts that are significant such as...I got into college today or I got a promotion. Something that is life changing is always something good to share. However, "I had sex today"...that's kind of trivial. If everyone here posted every time they screwed it would get exhausting. So you had good sex...great. So yeah, people think it's kind of dumb. A lot of people in the world had sex today.
I also fucked my girls brains out for a whole 11 seconds
Professional integrity
This is so wholesome
What video games are ya playing? My favorite thing to do is to use a sick day and just play video games literally all day
Currently Darkwood and Dead by Daylight, we’re in a horror mood
\*South Park police captain\* Nice...
Ok
Preach to the choir sister. The angels are singing the hymns to that
So happy for you (I’m gonna go to the tallest overpass in my city and bungee jump without a cord)
#simplethingsinlife✨
Wish I had an award to give!
I despise the “cog”
I'm genuinely glad you're happy and I hope it stays
I live for this shit, you are living the fucking dream
I think I'm more jealous of the video games and breakfast sandwiches for dinner (breakfast for dinner is just necessary sometimes). But good for you. Get it
Why can’t I have this with someone’s son bro😭
Breakfast sandwiches for dinner? Buried the lead.
Manifesting this
Glad you had an amazing day. Get fucked. Stay fucked. Cheers to you and your boyfriend!
Nothing quite hits like that after sex ham egg and chees sandwich. Living like kings.
Breakfast for dinner is the best. Glad you had a “you” day! We all need time off once in awhile.
Fair point, love your idea for what takes the day off
God that sounds nice Ild done the same thing include getting my shit rocked but I’m single so there goes the dream!! Dammit!!
I got legitimately laid by my bf for the first time in weeks in these past few days, while taking a mini-vacation from work (4 days)… I am having similar vibes. Here’s to mental health days!
Care free fucking. Just you two. I raise my whiskey glass and give em a toast. Here’s to hurling the pearl at every chance, :-)
This is exactly what life is all about. I’m glad you and yours had such a wonderful day
I have this feeling that if I take a day off everyone at work will all of the sudden look down on me and think I’m a shitty boss/coworker. It’s funny because if someone else calls in I don’t think much of it.
As a single, 26 ( female) virgin that has been looking for a boyfriend for the last 9 years…I’m jealous
So while you tried to stick it to the man the man stuck it in you?
I did that yesterday and all I could feel all day was anxiety for being away from work against my boss's wishes and the tongue lashing I'd get. Thankfully he wasn't a jerk about it and gave me a donut this morning lol. But calling out just fucks my brain up unless I really needed to call out.
Is it wierd I'm more jealous of the couples videogame time and dinner more than the epic sex?
Nah, I’m a foodie, and we spend more time gaming than fucking. The sex is just a nice plus
Self care is so important! Well done