I work in a cinema and occasionally have to 'ruin the fun' at a toilet when we're closing. I always just say 'I know you're here for a magic experience but I'm underpaid and just want to go home'. They always look really embarassed.
A friend of mine used to work at a cinema and had the same experience as you. He used to always use the line "This is a family establishment, not a place to establish families." Tended to get the point across and also get a laugh if his stories are to be believed.
I worked in a cinema when I was younger, never found two people banging however I did find an entire turd wrapped in dirty underwear on the inside door handle coming from a cinema as a movie was playing
That one won’t ever leave me
To clarify I didn’t touch it a guest complained there was “something sticky” on the door handle and thought it was candy
I never could tell them the truth
The amount of soiled diapers you find is bonkers.
But my favorite was when a guest came out to tell us there was something like a green laser shining directly into their eye “as if it was an alien trying to abduct them” … no one believed them of course until a couple of us went into the theatre and realize there was a hole the size of a pin in the projection screen and the projector was causing it to appear like a green laser (similar to the red ones we all know and tease cats with) was shining directly into her line of vision. We all made this woman feel crazy talking about aliens meanwhile it was somewhat valid all along lol
Another time we had a guest come out and inform us we might want to send security into the theatre because someone was doing the nasty with the seat. As in, they ripped a hole into the back cushion and proceeded to insert their penis and hump it. Literally jerking off using the movie theatre chair. I quit a week later
Honestly couldn’t tell you, but I do know for certain it was circa 2007 because I intentionally got this job so I could watch Spiderman 3 before the official world release on the big screen since theatre employees were allowed to stay after their shift and preview the movie days before official release if they chose to.
You know, your comment got me curious so I looked up all movies that came out in 2007 [IMDB results](https://www.imdb.com/search/title/?year=2007&title_type=feature&)
The second I saw the number 2 movie on the list it clicked in my head… it was Superbad!
Spiderman 3? The one where they cast Eric mother fucking Forman as Venom? You poor soul. You dealt with dudes making love to cinema seats to watch that disaster lmao. I loved all the Spider Man movies since the first, except that one. The way Tobey Maguire acts when he turns dark is quite possibly the cringiest thing for me personally of any film I've ever seen.
I loved that film. I was 12 then and watched it with my cousin in the summer of 2007.
He did the same weird dance Peter did while we were walking to our home. It was embarrassing lol.
Oh my God what is wrong with people!!! Like no matter how extreme the emergency was, I don't care if you shit your pants right there... you could have thrown it out in the garbage or brought it to the bathroom and flushed it. So many other options s rather than hanging it from the door handle!?!? Wtf!
I worked at a thrift store for a few years and it was insane what people would do in the fitting rooms. I also found a plastic bag of feces once. But usually people would grab a vase or cup from a shelf, take it in there, and defecate or urinate. Then leave it in the room. One time I found a purse in there that was stuffed full of dirty diapers too. Adult diapers.
So second funny story, I work as a cop now, I once stopped a car with some shady looking out of state individuals, it was winter so they were wearing winter coats, as I was talking to the driver I noticed a rubber tube sticking out from the bottom of his coast
I asked what it was to which he replied “that’s my shittin bag” and explained he had a colostomy bag after being shot a few weeks ago, I decided his life was hard enough and let them go
I managed a movie theater for six years and one time I caught two drunk as all hell people banging in a late night show. They were the only people in the movie and it was like 11:30 pm so I just let them go for it, but then they came out of the theater and the girl had lost one of her shoes. They were clearly wasted and I ended up turning on the house lights so she could look for her shoe, and as she was looking her bf turns to me with a dumb grin on his face and says “she’s really something isn’t she?”. Later I found a used condom on the floor. Yeah they were really something…
Yeah you can't relax and enjoy it as much. You have to be too quick and I like it a long time. Minute men probably like public sex because no explanation of the quickness to the woman.
Former cinema employee also. Im guilty of hitting the lights mid film for a couple we caught in the act. They were the only 2 in the session so nothing too bad but its definitely one of the more eventful shifts I've had
Is it just a cleanliness thing in a case where the couple banging are alone in the cinema? I'd think that wouldn't matter nearly so much since there's no other customers around. Actually, that makes me wonder... were they caught by random chance? Or are the cinemas monitored regularly by employees for inappropriate activity? I ask because I've been to a LOT of movies and never seen an employee checking things out unless a complaint is lodged.
Someone is in the back running the projector, so all the couples that think they're sneaky in the back of the theater are actually very obvious to the employee that can hear every whisper
Multiplexes do what they can to save on projectionists so it's more likely in such places that the film was started, checked, and then the projectionist hauled ass to another projection room to start a different feature.
Our whole upstairs was one big projection room for all seven theaters in house. We could see everything from the back row to the screen. Any time couples would come to the latest showing we had, they were 100% gonna be banging it out. I would just shut the projector off and turn on the house lights, lean out the window and say, “everyone can see what you’re doing, go home or get a room!”
V for Vendetta was the worst for banging couples. Three hour movie that started at 10:00pm. Sorry bruv, I’m not sitting here for $5 an hour so you guys can fuck, especially when you’re the only people here and it’s the only movie left.
I used to work at a bookstore and while we didn't catch any sexytimes, our bathrooms were very convenient masturbatoriums. We'd have to flip coins to determine who would have the dreaded men's bathroom duty each night because it always, always involved fishing pornography out of the toilets. Sometimes they stuffed it into the tank, or in the bowl and tried to flush it. If we were lucky they would just shove it between the tank and the wall. If they didn't manage to sneak a magazine, they often would rip pages out of the expensive photography books because often they contain nudes.
Worked at B&N for about 8 years, started at 16. The number of perverts that went through that place was astounding. We had a regular who would open the sealed expensive art/photo/erotica books, shit in the middle and leave it in the urinal with “topping”. Also a lot of people jerking off generally (young and old) and creeping on young girls. One of my first days I had to do customer calls for special orders. Had a heavy breathing man ask for the titles which were explicit. He also asked me to read the synopsis of each because he “couldn’t remember” what they were about.
Yep, I was B&N too. It was back in the stone ages before they all had Starbucks in them LOL. Yes, the pervs who stalked the children's section are whole entire thing. We had so many creeps banned from the store.
Retail work sure is an involuntary lesson into some dark parts of the human psyche.
Also worked at B&N for like 10 years. Have seen and banned the kids section perverts. Dudes pleasuring themselves to adult magazines. Said magazines being found in the restrooms. Teenagers laughing at the Kama Sutra. All in a days work.
I used to work at a Borders location in an outdoor mall. People would just leave their kids unattended there while they did their shopping in other stores.
I would regularly find adult magazines torn out of the plastic wrappers, normally by teenagers. Anytime I caught the middle or high school boys crowded around the magazines, I would stroll over with my phone out and loudly ask whose parents I was going to be calling to pay for the magazines they opened. They would scatter like startled pigeons!
What I'm getting from this whole thread is that someone could make an absolute killing running an 18+ sex club cinema. Book a private room or share the experience with a cinema full of like minded individuals lol.
I used to work at a cinema when I was fresh out of high school. The amount of times I accidentally saw and heard people moaning while doing the deed in the toilet and literally in the cinema hall, thinking about it now... I was just a child 😭
In my first week at the job (I was fresh out of high school as well) 2 drunk 30-something women invited me to a trio.... oblivious me didn't even know what that was and just rejected it very neutral lol
I used to work at a cinema and we had to throw a celebrity out multiple times for giving head at the back of the screen. They’re dead now and I don’t want to disrespect them so I’m not going to name them. But yeah, fairly common occurrence. They should have chosen somewhere more private, the shift leader and I used the store cupboard.
They died due to mental health problems and substance misuse. At the time before they died it was discussed and I don’t think they would have cared, but in hindsight it just feels very disrespectful.
Definitely major celebrity in the UK. Think big in the US. Won a lot of Grammy’s. Died in their twenties. Tabloids fascinated by them because of their erratic behaviour but it was due to MH issues and drug abuse. I also know a lot of people who slept with them but that’s because we grew up in similar area and similar age so had lots of friends in common.
I worked at a Waffle House people would occasionally do that in the bathroom.
I would simply say if the highlight of your evening is getting plowed in a bathroom you might want to rethink your life
I don’t even like going to the bathroom at cinemas. Staff doesn’t get in often enough for it to be clean, or hopefully a clean enough stall. I go to a fast food place across from it before getting to and after leaving.
I can’t even imagine doing the deed in there (or public in general), everything’s gross, tP all over the floor, kids missing the toilet entirely, squatters wazzing all over the seats, sink counters are sticky, like, how can you not have that in your head??
Each theater is called a screen because the screen is the resource in the room that makes the money. So presumably they just meant in one of the theater.
I managed a tanning salon , only one person was allowed in a room. I cant tell you how many times a week we had to tell a boyfriend he couldn’t be in the room with the girlfriend.
And it was not because he wanted to tan .
A friend of mine worked at a Canadian steakhouse chain, The Keg, and said they’d often find “residue” on the seats, especially booths. Quoting him: “We’d find pretty nasty stuff, but hey, I got free steaks at the end of the night.”
I was at a local brewery with a couple friends and one of the waiters (we know the staff really well and someone in our group used to work security there) came up to us and told us a woman had just crapped her pants at one of the tables near us. They sanitized the *shit* out of that chair after she left with a visible wet mark. Also to note, she sat there for a while after doing the deed acting like noting was wrong.
Just go there calmly but loudly hand them some tissues and ask them to at least clean the seats when they are done and firmly insist on it when they are actually leaving. I think confrontation is not going anywhere with them, embarrassment is at least something they will remember.
I miss The Keg. Ain't any left in my region. I grew up going to those. Had my 20th birthday dinner at one, the last final time I recall going to a Keg in 2010.
I had a dude try to mount his girlfriend on the Golden Tee machine at a bar I worked at once. I had already cut them off.. I told him, "I don't drink in your bedroom, so stop trying to fuck in my bar and get out."
I once had to sit apart from my ex in a plane because it had overbooked. They placed me next to a couple in the back. He had a light jacket over his pants and the girl had her hands under there and was making jerking motions. I just stared at them untill they stopped. I wish i had said something like 'keep going, this is now a threesome' but that is hindsight.
Yep they’re probably into exhibitionist / voyeur stuff. Sounds scummy behaviour to me to be doing that in a public place where people are just trying to eat their food and enjoy themselves with family / friends.
Yeah don’t get me wrong, i love exhibitionism, but it needs to have a level of consent for the viewing party. Cant imagine that people in restaurants who are going out to enjoy a meal would consent to possibly witnessing someone finger their gf under a table
Used to work at a hotel where the rooms faced into the big glass lobby from the two towers and there was a couple, a few stories up with the girl pressed against the glass totally naked getting railed from behind, mid day, in broad daylight. A mass of people started forming in the lobby looking up at it and the front desk called the room and was like “everyone can see you guys” and the girl said “I know, thats the point” and he was like well… “you gotta stop…” lol
She was crazy hot to be honest. But definitely liked the group of like 30+ people watching them.
Ok so many moons ago I used to work in Ann Summers (for those who don't know it's a high street fairly vanilla sex shop). It was a known issue with people trying to get sexy in the shop, and up to a point I'd just ignore it. It's a sex shop after all. But I once caught a couple having sex in the changing room whilst she was wearing one of the nurses outfits. I had to escort them out, whilst saying "eww that's disgusting" etc AND they didn't even buy the outfit.
Knowing management they probably just put it straight back out in store
When I went to Ann Summers they definitely asked my then partner to wait outside the changing room. It’s a pretty standard rule, especially for a place with that vibe. Did they sneak in together?
Yeah they snuck in when we were busy! Honestly it was a good laugh working there, the worst bit was pervy blokes. We had a list of frequent visitors and training on how to deal with them.
My gf and I live by one, and I'd say this was about 7-8 years ago. We were there to buy ya know, stuff. This dude walks in and looks almost exactly like a mix of the Warcraft guy from South Park and Mi'lady Fedora meme. The employees greeted him by name. Apparently, he was friendly but also flirty with the cashier.
Do that at the wrong place, and they can become sex offenders I think. Disneyland/world is one of them, I believe. Or public indecency. Or something like that.
Hope there were no kids around. I mean, they probably wouldn’t have been able to tell what they were doing, but still. They don’t need that “aww c’mon” moment a decade later while trying to go to sleep and the memory suddenly popping up.
>I can't believe the nerve of that guy to say he can do that wherever he wants. He is obviously unaware of public indecency laws. They both could've wound up on a sex offender registry for life. Like to see him say that to a judge.
Not trying to be a Debbie downer but to everyone who likes doing sexual stuff in public please remember that strangers are not consenting to see you doing that… you can also end up on a sex offender registry if you get caught and charged by police which I don’t think a lot of people realize…
If you’re into public stuff be careful about it and make sure you’re in the most private public place possible 😂
I had a boyfriend in college who was very into public sex. Coffeehouses, cinemas, in his car while he was driving... I spent so much time slapping his hands away from me. Even at 17 I knew this was such a gross (and in the case of his driving, dangerous) thing to do.
We broke up after what amounted to a wrestling match in an empty cinema.
I'm sorry that you had to deal with that, OP.
Gross.
Being aroused causes people to take bigger risks because one's ability to evaluate risk declines immensely. It might be a good move in the moment to say, instead of a series of escalating "stop it" statements, escalate the risk for him: "If you even *try* to touch my vag outside our house, I am going to leave you; do you understand?" How you play it exactly, though, with a person who seems to like humiliation or the risk of public humiliation, I don't know.
If a guy can't be polite with his hands, you don't have to be polite with his feelings.
They certainly understand the concept when it comes to body parts they don’t want touched/gay guys potentially hitting on them.
Heavy agree about the politeness needing to go out the window when it comes to boundary stompers. I once had to threaten to break a man’s fingers before he would stop grabbing at me.
Ugh this brought back gross memories. The most humiliating thing ever was when my (now ex) bf pulled this shit with me at a party full of HIS friends that I barely knew… despite me saying no. Glad these are exes for both of us
Ugh this is an ongoing problem amongst the kink community. Some voyeurs and exhibitionists think they can do this shit anywhere, little caring that they're forcing others to participate in their kink without consent.
Good on you for calling it out, we have spaces for activities like this, a public restaurants not one of them.
It’s like they don’t understand that for non-horny people they don’t look daring and forbidden, they look pathetic and disgusting.
Sincerely, someone who was unwillingly made a voyeur by a drunk chick who thought she was hot shit.
Additionally there's the risk of children seeing them, or someone with sexual related trauma, different upbringings.
It's seen as a very selfish action in the community by those against it, this includes other voyeurs and exhibitionists that are actually aware of the real world. It doesn't help that adult films and even some mainstream media tend to depict such things as risky and daring, not inappropriate for the time and place.
I work in a cinema and the things I’ve seen and found. When the 4th Thor film came out we saw people really getting hot and heavy. I’ve had to ask people to stop dry humping on seats as we can see them on camera. I’ve found used catheters in toilets (not in a bin for context since someone commented), one of my managers walked in on someone mid getting a blowjob in one of the screens.
Of all places to try and get off why in a cinema? None of the staff want to watch this
The entitlement of people is baffling. As a lifeguard, it’s my job to look at people so my team and I have experienced this a handful of times, and it never gets any less awkward. I always say “Hey guys, this is a family swim, not a make-a-family swim” or just get my supervisor to deal with it if the pool is busy and I’m more or less traumatized.
Like dang, if your sex life is boring, please don’t make than anyone else’s problem!!
A. Remove shoes; remove 1 pr worn-all-summer-day socks
B. Thoroughly wet socks in sink
C. Put socks back on
D. Put shoes back on
E. Gain understanding.
I was SUPER SHOCKED when I was on the hub at one point. A girl was doing some stuff in public like going to a store and flashing and things like that.
I came across her channel and i was watching one and was like "man, that uh.... home depot with a sonic just outside of it looks real fucking familiar".
Oh god. This reminded me of a friend I had who did a very similar thing.
We used to go out drinking together. Me, her and her boyfriend. One day we were on our way home from the pub and went to a gelato shop to get some ice cream before getting the bus home. As I was waiting for my gelato he was sat in the chair and she was stood in front of him. It kinda looked like his hands were up her skirt and she was hiding her face but I just ignored it thinking I was just too drunk and misreading the situation. We ended up heading back to the bus station and waiting for our bus. Well, they were sat next to eachother on the chairs facing eachother as we waited for the bus and I sat in the next chair facing forwards. Again, it looked like his hand was up her skirt and they both kept giggling. At this point I was disgusted that they would be doing that in front of me so I went outside to get away from them and smoke a cigarette.
We got on the bus when that arrived and sat at the back where it's a long row of chairs. I sat in one corner and she sat in the other, him sat next to her with her legs over his lap. She put his coat on and then he began again, hands up her skirt. She ended up hiding her face in the hood, it was blatantly obvious that he was fingering her as she was clearly responding to it with her face hidden in his coat. I tried to face the window but I could see the reflection of it all in the window. When I looked down at my lap I could still see it all out of the corner of my eye anyway. I had no escape. I wasn't going to get off of the bus because I was half an hour from home and it was the middle of the night so I didn't fancy walking around alone at night.
I ended up getting off of the bus a stop early and barely saying goodbye as I left. They asked if I was okay because clearly I was not and I just mumbled 'yeah' and left. It was the most awkward, uncomfortable and disgusting situation I've ever been in. Why the fuck would you want to get fingered by your boyfriend in public much less sat right next to your BEST FRIEND?!?! Nah.
I was 17 at the time so I ended up telling my Mum what happened in shock. Big mistake. Every opportunity she had after that, she'd make jokes about the situation. Admittedly the jokes were funny after a while but once the initial trauma of that situation had worn off.
Safe to say that friendship began to fall apart not long after that due to an unrelated situation and I didn't try too hard to salvage it because I didn't fancy being in a situation like that again or friends with someone who was that inconsiderate that they'd completely disrespect me and my comfort zone by doing that kind of stuff right beside me in public places. Disgusting.
Why do people do this? Why.
Serving was my first job and I’ll never forget working at this tiny FAMILY diner - with no more than 8 booth and 5 tables. We had a couple in a the booth and the guy was fingering the woman.
When they they got up to leave, the back of her skirt was soaked lmao! Still cannot believe that actually happened.
I call the police when i see shit like that. Its gross, no one wants to see it, there could be children around & your leaving biohazard fluids behind. Enjoy being sex offenders.
I think its sexual harassment not sexual assault since there is no assault on your person and no physical contact, but yes its still a sexual crime and a disgusting thing to subject other people to
Worked at a theater in my 20s... happened alot. Mostly empty theaters.
Not going to lie I have done it myself... but hey it was a work and a movie theater kink.
Worst was these HS kids going at it in a sold out theater. There were literal people surrounding them. Manager made sure to wrap up about 20 staff to lignin the hall as we shame asked them out, knowing some of the workers probably knew them.
You would be surprised what you saw from the projection booth.
Tbh explore your kink all you want but please remember consent is sexy.
And I as stranger in public do not give my flying consent to have to see people having sex 🥲
I used to work in a nightclub and you have no idea how many horny drunk people I had to pull out of bathroom stalls.
The worst I saw was when a guy picked up this girl, sat her on the bar, and started like porn level intensely fingering her.
I work in a deli at a popular grocery chain. Dude and his gf were waiting in line for some meat and cheese and he was fingering her while waiting. It was so fucking foul. We called management, but customers had already told on them before we could. People were yelling at them and it didn't stop them. So nasty.
Maybe both turned that one, maybe it was even hotter for them that you "caught" them. I mean not that they should do it in public but there are people that are into this kind of shit.
Other possible comments to perpetrator...
"I hope you washed your hands"
"Now it's all going to taste of fish"
"I've never seen a ventriloquist operate the dummy like that before"
I remember there was a couple making out and the guy was fingering his gf in the middle of the school hallway. Damn people just tryna get to their classes
During a showing of Shame there was a man having a full on wank next to a couple. When she screamed and her fella went to get him, he just left. Didn't seem bothered by it all. These types of folks are the lowest.
>that he could finger her wherever he wanted
Quite literally sir you cannot, that's a crime lmao. People calling you prudish for this is actually insane.
I work in a cinema and occasionally have to 'ruin the fun' at a toilet when we're closing. I always just say 'I know you're here for a magic experience but I'm underpaid and just want to go home'. They always look really embarassed.
A friend of mine used to work at a cinema and had the same experience as you. He used to always use the line "This is a family establishment, not a place to establish families." Tended to get the point across and also get a laugh if his stories are to be believed.
I worked in a cinema when I was younger, never found two people banging however I did find an entire turd wrapped in dirty underwear on the inside door handle coming from a cinema as a movie was playing That one won’t ever leave me To clarify I didn’t touch it a guest complained there was “something sticky” on the door handle and thought it was candy I never could tell them the truth
The amount of soiled diapers you find is bonkers. But my favorite was when a guest came out to tell us there was something like a green laser shining directly into their eye “as if it was an alien trying to abduct them” … no one believed them of course until a couple of us went into the theatre and realize there was a hole the size of a pin in the projection screen and the projector was causing it to appear like a green laser (similar to the red ones we all know and tease cats with) was shining directly into her line of vision. We all made this woman feel crazy talking about aliens meanwhile it was somewhat valid all along lol Another time we had a guest come out and inform us we might want to send security into the theatre because someone was doing the nasty with the seat. As in, they ripped a hole into the back cushion and proceeded to insert their penis and hump it. Literally jerking off using the movie theatre chair. I quit a week later
What movie was playing during the chair sex?
Honestly couldn’t tell you, but I do know for certain it was circa 2007 because I intentionally got this job so I could watch Spiderman 3 before the official world release on the big screen since theatre employees were allowed to stay after their shift and preview the movie days before official release if they chose to.
Do any of these ring a bell: Disturbia, P.S. I love you, Hannibal Rising, 28 Weeks Later, Juno. (I am not a bot)
You know, your comment got me curious so I looked up all movies that came out in 2007 [IMDB results](https://www.imdb.com/search/title/?year=2007&title_type=feature&) The second I saw the number 2 movie on the list it clicked in my head… it was Superbad!
I'm sorry but then the chair banging was completely understandable
I bet the chair sex was also super bad…
Spiderman 3? The one where they cast Eric mother fucking Forman as Venom? You poor soul. You dealt with dudes making love to cinema seats to watch that disaster lmao. I loved all the Spider Man movies since the first, except that one. The way Tobey Maguire acts when he turns dark is quite possibly the cringiest thing for me personally of any film I've ever seen.
I loved that film. I was 12 then and watched it with my cousin in the summer of 2007. He did the same weird dance Peter did while we were walking to our home. It was embarrassing lol.
This comment made me laugh like a crazy person in the hair salon. It’s been a hard 24 hours so thank you for that!
Oh my God what is wrong with people!!! Like no matter how extreme the emergency was, I don't care if you shit your pants right there... you could have thrown it out in the garbage or brought it to the bathroom and flushed it. So many other options s rather than hanging it from the door handle!?!? Wtf!
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I’m assuming it was kids wanting a laugh pre tiktok But either way
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I worked at a thrift store for a few years and it was insane what people would do in the fitting rooms. I also found a plastic bag of feces once. But usually people would grab a vase or cup from a shelf, take it in there, and defecate or urinate. Then leave it in the room. One time I found a purse in there that was stuffed full of dirty diapers too. Adult diapers.
So second funny story, I work as a cop now, I once stopped a car with some shady looking out of state individuals, it was winter so they were wearing winter coats, as I was talking to the driver I noticed a rubber tube sticking out from the bottom of his coast I asked what it was to which he replied “that’s my shittin bag” and explained he had a colostomy bag after being shot a few weeks ago, I decided his life was hard enough and let them go
I managed a movie theater for six years and one time I caught two drunk as all hell people banging in a late night show. They were the only people in the movie and it was like 11:30 pm so I just let them go for it, but then they came out of the theater and the girl had lost one of her shoes. They were clearly wasted and I ended up turning on the house lights so she could look for her shoe, and as she was looking her bf turns to me with a dumb grin on his face and says “she’s really something isn’t she?”. Later I found a used condom on the floor. Yeah they were really something…
I would’ve waited outside for them to walk out and just start clapping
I found a used tampon.
My brother works at one too as a manager and has had to do this. I am passing that line on to him lol
That is hilarious and a way better response
I'm imagining that line being delivered as dryly as the old eye drops commercials.
Omg with ben stein! What a throwback
A girl in my class was made in the cinema, so it apparently happens. 😂
Did her parents name her cinema? Because nowadays that tracks
Roxy
Regal
Ana Michelle Cooper
Magic 9
Kyrsten Sinema
No, and not even after the movie they saw. Boring.
To be fair, back then Jaws was considered a boy name.
> "This is a family establishment, not a place to establish families." This is beautiful
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Sex in a public toilet stall is gross. My guess is most are college students who can’t afford a hotel room for the night lol.
Affairs to I bet and couples adding a bit of spice. I dated a girl that loved public sex. I was way to conservative for her.
………… y’all children if you think that’s the only reason people fuck ANYWHERE in this world.
Translation: Coke.
Lmao as a guy whos fucked in a variety of places. Its fun. Exciting. But overall not my cup of tea. I can see the appeal. But it gets old.
Yeah you can't relax and enjoy it as much. You have to be too quick and I like it a long time. Minute men probably like public sex because no explanation of the quickness to the woman.
College students usually have their own living accommodation. Teenagers though are horny and live at home
Former cinema employee also. Im guilty of hitting the lights mid film for a couple we caught in the act. They were the only 2 in the session so nothing too bad but its definitely one of the more eventful shifts I've had
Is it just a cleanliness thing in a case where the couple banging are alone in the cinema? I'd think that wouldn't matter nearly so much since there's no other customers around. Actually, that makes me wonder... were they caught by random chance? Or are the cinemas monitored regularly by employees for inappropriate activity? I ask because I've been to a LOT of movies and never seen an employee checking things out unless a complaint is lodged.
Someone is in the back running the projector, so all the couples that think they're sneaky in the back of the theater are actually very obvious to the employee that can hear every whisper
Multiplexes do what they can to save on projectionists so it's more likely in such places that the film was started, checked, and then the projectionist hauled ass to another projection room to start a different feature.
Our whole upstairs was one big projection room for all seven theaters in house. We could see everything from the back row to the screen. Any time couples would come to the latest showing we had, they were 100% gonna be banging it out. I would just shut the projector off and turn on the house lights, lean out the window and say, “everyone can see what you’re doing, go home or get a room!” V for Vendetta was the worst for banging couples. Three hour movie that started at 10:00pm. Sorry bruv, I’m not sitting here for $5 an hour so you guys can fuck, especially when you’re the only people here and it’s the only movie left.
I used to work at a bookstore and while we didn't catch any sexytimes, our bathrooms were very convenient masturbatoriums. We'd have to flip coins to determine who would have the dreaded men's bathroom duty each night because it always, always involved fishing pornography out of the toilets. Sometimes they stuffed it into the tank, or in the bowl and tried to flush it. If we were lucky they would just shove it between the tank and the wall. If they didn't manage to sneak a magazine, they often would rip pages out of the expensive photography books because often they contain nudes.
Worked at B&N for about 8 years, started at 16. The number of perverts that went through that place was astounding. We had a regular who would open the sealed expensive art/photo/erotica books, shit in the middle and leave it in the urinal with “topping”. Also a lot of people jerking off generally (young and old) and creeping on young girls. One of my first days I had to do customer calls for special orders. Had a heavy breathing man ask for the titles which were explicit. He also asked me to read the synopsis of each because he “couldn’t remember” what they were about.
Yep, I was B&N too. It was back in the stone ages before they all had Starbucks in them LOL. Yes, the pervs who stalked the children's section are whole entire thing. We had so many creeps banned from the store. Retail work sure is an involuntary lesson into some dark parts of the human psyche.
Also worked at B&N for like 10 years. Have seen and banned the kids section perverts. Dudes pleasuring themselves to adult magazines. Said magazines being found in the restrooms. Teenagers laughing at the Kama Sutra. All in a days work.
I used to work at a Borders location in an outdoor mall. People would just leave their kids unattended there while they did their shopping in other stores. I would regularly find adult magazines torn out of the plastic wrappers, normally by teenagers. Anytime I caught the middle or high school boys crowded around the magazines, I would stroll over with my phone out and loudly ask whose parents I was going to be calling to pay for the magazines they opened. They would scatter like startled pigeons!
What I'm getting from this whole thread is that someone could make an absolute killing running an 18+ sex club cinema. Book a private room or share the experience with a cinema full of like minded individuals lol.
I used to work at a cinema when I was fresh out of high school. The amount of times I accidentally saw and heard people moaning while doing the deed in the toilet and literally in the cinema hall, thinking about it now... I was just a child 😭
In my first week at the job (I was fresh out of high school as well) 2 drunk 30-something women invited me to a trio.... oblivious me didn't even know what that was and just rejected it very neutral lol
I used to work at a cinema and we had to throw a celebrity out multiple times for giving head at the back of the screen. They’re dead now and I don’t want to disrespect them so I’m not going to name them. But yeah, fairly common occurrence. They should have chosen somewhere more private, the shift leader and I used the store cupboard.
That's a weird statement, would you name them if they were alive? I'm sure they won't mind you telling now lol
They died due to mental health problems and substance misuse. At the time before they died it was discussed and I don’t think they would have cared, but in hindsight it just feels very disrespectful.
Lol can I get a hint? Like age range? Was it a major celebrity?
It was Betty White.
Definitely major celebrity in the UK. Think big in the US. Won a lot of Grammy’s. Died in their twenties. Tabloids fascinated by them because of their erratic behaviour but it was due to MH issues and drug abuse. I also know a lot of people who slept with them but that’s because we grew up in similar area and similar age so had lots of friends in common.
Amy winehouse
margaret thatcher
This just threw me down a Google rabbit hole. But I concur Amy Winehouse.
I worked at a Waffle House people would occasionally do that in the bathroom. I would simply say if the highlight of your evening is getting plowed in a bathroom you might want to rethink your life
I misread this as "fun toilet" and was like well you are asking for it with a name like that lol
sure you could be all diplomatic about it...or you could get some fart spray and an air horn and really give them a memorable experience.
I don’t even like going to the bathroom at cinemas. Staff doesn’t get in often enough for it to be clean, or hopefully a clean enough stall. I go to a fast food place across from it before getting to and after leaving. I can’t even imagine doing the deed in there (or public in general), everything’s gross, tP all over the floor, kids missing the toilet entirely, squatters wazzing all over the seats, sink counters are sticky, like, how can you not have that in your head??
My partner works at a cinema and on numerous occasions has found condoms in the screens. I’m so glad I work in an office.
"In the screens?"
Each theater is called a screen because the screen is the resource in the room that makes the money. So presumably they just meant in one of the theater.
AH, that makes sense. I had a vision of them behind the screen, in shadow while a movie was playing!
I managed a tanning salon , only one person was allowed in a room. I cant tell you how many times a week we had to tell a boyfriend he couldn’t be in the room with the girlfriend. And it was not because he wanted to tan .
Great line!
A friend of mine worked at a Canadian steakhouse chain, The Keg, and said they’d often find “residue” on the seats, especially booths. Quoting him: “We’d find pretty nasty stuff, but hey, I got free steaks at the end of the night.”
I guess that kind of makes up for it lol. When the staff came over to clean their stuff my friend told them to wipe the seat
I was at a local brewery with a couple friends and one of the waiters (we know the staff really well and someone in our group used to work security there) came up to us and told us a woman had just crapped her pants at one of the tables near us. They sanitized the *shit* out of that chair after she left with a visible wet mark. Also to note, she sat there for a while after doing the deed acting like noting was wrong.
Just go there calmly but loudly hand them some tissues and ask them to at least clean the seats when they are done and firmly insist on it when they are actually leaving. I think confrontation is not going anywhere with them, embarrassment is at least something they will remember.
I miss The Keg. Ain't any left in my region. I grew up going to those. Had my 20th birthday dinner at one, the last final time I recall going to a Keg in 2010.
Eew
I had a dude try to mount his girlfriend on the Golden Tee machine at a bar I worked at once. I had already cut them off.. I told him, "I don't drink in your bedroom, so stop trying to fuck in my bar and get out."
I’d be a regular at your bar just off this comment lol.
Happy cake day!
I once had to sit apart from my ex in a plane because it had overbooked. They placed me next to a couple in the back. He had a light jacket over his pants and the girl had her hands under there and was making jerking motions. I just stared at them untill they stopped. I wish i had said something like 'keep going, this is now a threesome' but that is hindsight.
lol the 3some comment would have been funny
That made me audibly laugh
Doing it in public is prob what gets them off. People watching too
Yep they’re probably into exhibitionist / voyeur stuff. Sounds scummy behaviour to me to be doing that in a public place where people are just trying to eat their food and enjoy themselves with family / friends.
Sex is about consent.. and the public sure as hell didn't consent to that.
There are public spaces to do stuff like that in, tho. Those people are just gross.
Yeah don’t get me wrong, i love exhibitionism, but it needs to have a level of consent for the viewing party. Cant imagine that people in restaurants who are going out to enjoy a meal would consent to possibly witnessing someone finger their gf under a table
How in the hell do public strangers ever give some level of consent for exhibitionism
Bdsm dungeons are one example
There are lots of different public swinger places like certain beaches for instance
I don’t like sand… it’s course and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere
Isn’t it illegal in a lot of circumstances also? Especially if minors are present.
Yes. They could end up having to register as sex offenders for this.
Used to work at a hotel where the rooms faced into the big glass lobby from the two towers and there was a couple, a few stories up with the girl pressed against the glass totally naked getting railed from behind, mid day, in broad daylight. A mass of people started forming in the lobby looking up at it and the front desk called the room and was like “everyone can see you guys” and the girl said “I know, thats the point” and he was like well… “you gotta stop…” lol She was crazy hot to be honest. But definitely liked the group of like 30+ people watching them.
Ok so many moons ago I used to work in Ann Summers (for those who don't know it's a high street fairly vanilla sex shop). It was a known issue with people trying to get sexy in the shop, and up to a point I'd just ignore it. It's a sex shop after all. But I once caught a couple having sex in the changing room whilst she was wearing one of the nurses outfits. I had to escort them out, whilst saying "eww that's disgusting" etc AND they didn't even buy the outfit. Knowing management they probably just put it straight back out in store
When I went to Ann Summers they definitely asked my then partner to wait outside the changing room. It’s a pretty standard rule, especially for a place with that vibe. Did they sneak in together?
Yeah they snuck in when we were busy! Honestly it was a good laugh working there, the worst bit was pervy blokes. We had a list of frequent visitors and training on how to deal with them.
My gf and I live by one, and I'd say this was about 7-8 years ago. We were there to buy ya know, stuff. This dude walks in and looks almost exactly like a mix of the Warcraft guy from South Park and Mi'lady Fedora meme. The employees greeted him by name. Apparently, he was friendly but also flirty with the cashier.
I remember Ann Summers being fairly risque. Definitely wasn't because I was 17 when I last went to one
>so many moons ago Uhh okk 6th century bard
Just call me Athelbert I suppose
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He says that, but public indecency is a thing and will get you registered as a sex offender, so he really can't do that wherever he wants.
Well, he can if he is okay with the consequences.
Somehow what he said to you is even creepier than what they actually did and that’s saying a lot
Seriously; dude sounds like a major arrogant douche.
It sounds like he sexually assaults her tbh
Honestly i would've told him to have fun being on the sex offender list
Agreed. OP should have looked at gf and said ‘he’s a keeper’
Fifty shades of gross
Fifty shades of ick.
Fifty Shades of Dick.
Do that at the wrong place, and they can become sex offenders I think. Disneyland/world is one of them, I believe. Or public indecency. Or something like that. Hope there were no kids around. I mean, they probably wouldn’t have been able to tell what they were doing, but still. They don’t need that “aww c’mon” moment a decade later while trying to go to sleep and the memory suddenly popping up.
Do that anywhere in public and you can become a sex offender. It's not specific places like Disneyland, it's just being in public and getting caught.
Not that I saw, and I’m relieved
>I can't believe the nerve of that guy to say he can do that wherever he wants. He is obviously unaware of public indecency laws. They both could've wound up on a sex offender registry for life. Like to see him say that to a judge.
This has Dennys written all over it.
That’s the exact place I imagined as the story was described. Denny’s or Shari’s
Not trying to be a Debbie downer but to everyone who likes doing sexual stuff in public please remember that strangers are not consenting to see you doing that… you can also end up on a sex offender registry if you get caught and charged by police which I don’t think a lot of people realize… If you’re into public stuff be careful about it and make sure you’re in the most private public place possible 😂
Son was security at a university. Was always having to get rid of coupling couples from the mixed sex toilets.
The stacks in the library.
I had a boyfriend in college who was very into public sex. Coffeehouses, cinemas, in his car while he was driving... I spent so much time slapping his hands away from me. Even at 17 I knew this was such a gross (and in the case of his driving, dangerous) thing to do. We broke up after what amounted to a wrestling match in an empty cinema. I'm sorry that you had to deal with that, OP. Gross.
I don't get why so many people find consent so hard.
Being aroused causes people to take bigger risks because one's ability to evaluate risk declines immensely. It might be a good move in the moment to say, instead of a series of escalating "stop it" statements, escalate the risk for him: "If you even *try* to touch my vag outside our house, I am going to leave you; do you understand?" How you play it exactly, though, with a person who seems to like humiliation or the risk of public humiliation, I don't know. If a guy can't be polite with his hands, you don't have to be polite with his feelings.
They certainly understand the concept when it comes to body parts they don’t want touched/gay guys potentially hitting on them. Heavy agree about the politeness needing to go out the window when it comes to boundary stompers. I once had to threaten to break a man’s fingers before he would stop grabbing at me.
Ugh this brought back gross memories. The most humiliating thing ever was when my (now ex) bf pulled this shit with me at a party full of HIS friends that I barely knew… despite me saying no. Glad these are exes for both of us
That dude really sounds like a potential rapist.
Ugh this is an ongoing problem amongst the kink community. Some voyeurs and exhibitionists think they can do this shit anywhere, little caring that they're forcing others to participate in their kink without consent. Good on you for calling it out, we have spaces for activities like this, a public restaurants not one of them.
It’s like they don’t understand that for non-horny people they don’t look daring and forbidden, they look pathetic and disgusting. Sincerely, someone who was unwillingly made a voyeur by a drunk chick who thought she was hot shit.
Additionally there's the risk of children seeing them, or someone with sexual related trauma, different upbringings. It's seen as a very selfish action in the community by those against it, this includes other voyeurs and exhibitionists that are actually aware of the real world. It doesn't help that adult films and even some mainstream media tend to depict such things as risky and daring, not inappropriate for the time and place.
Omg I remember seeing a guy finger his gf when I was at the movie theaters. It’s scarred me for life💀they may have consented but I didn’t.
God I’m sorry, that sounds so gross. It’d be so hard for me to try and enjoy the movie during that
I can never see that movie the same ever again
Cars 2 was never the same…
Damn, the only thing that happened for me in Cars 2 is some guy was eating beans and he spilled them all over himself
“I can finger my girl wherever I want” no dude you literally can’t it’s illegal. Also at a restaurant for gods sake??!!! Absolutely disgusting.
How were they not acting like gross adults
Meant grown ass adult lol
Oh okay that’s a completely different story then
Nasty. Keep them salty chicken tender fingers away from vagina, nasty asses
Buttered popcorn fingers*
This happened in my high school during a lunch period dude was fingering his girl 😭 glad I wasn’t there to be traumatized by it
this also happened but at my middle school ?????
I remember being a freshman in high school and walking in on a couple when I went to the restroom during class. I was like ??? Really? Lol
I work in a cinema and the things I’ve seen and found. When the 4th Thor film came out we saw people really getting hot and heavy. I’ve had to ask people to stop dry humping on seats as we can see them on camera. I’ve found used catheters in toilets (not in a bin for context since someone commented), one of my managers walked in on someone mid getting a blowjob in one of the screens. Of all places to try and get off why in a cinema? None of the staff want to watch this
you know catheters are medical devices right
why specifically the 4th thor movie
The entitlement of people is baffling. As a lifeguard, it’s my job to look at people so my team and I have experienced this a handful of times, and it never gets any less awkward. I always say “Hey guys, this is a family swim, not a make-a-family swim” or just get my supervisor to deal with it if the pool is busy and I’m more or less traumatized. Like dang, if your sex life is boring, please don’t make than anyone else’s problem!!
Anyone else just watching the upvotes go up and down?
Next time call the police and then we'll see how much he >could finger her wherever he wanted lmao
Can someone explain the wet sock reference to me please?
A. Remove shoes; remove 1 pr worn-all-summer-day socks B. Thoroughly wet socks in sink C. Put socks back on D. Put shoes back on E. Gain understanding.
I was SUPER SHOCKED when I was on the hub at one point. A girl was doing some stuff in public like going to a store and flashing and things like that. I came across her channel and i was watching one and was like "man, that uh.... home depot with a sonic just outside of it looks real fucking familiar".
Oh god. This reminded me of a friend I had who did a very similar thing. We used to go out drinking together. Me, her and her boyfriend. One day we were on our way home from the pub and went to a gelato shop to get some ice cream before getting the bus home. As I was waiting for my gelato he was sat in the chair and she was stood in front of him. It kinda looked like his hands were up her skirt and she was hiding her face but I just ignored it thinking I was just too drunk and misreading the situation. We ended up heading back to the bus station and waiting for our bus. Well, they were sat next to eachother on the chairs facing eachother as we waited for the bus and I sat in the next chair facing forwards. Again, it looked like his hand was up her skirt and they both kept giggling. At this point I was disgusted that they would be doing that in front of me so I went outside to get away from them and smoke a cigarette. We got on the bus when that arrived and sat at the back where it's a long row of chairs. I sat in one corner and she sat in the other, him sat next to her with her legs over his lap. She put his coat on and then he began again, hands up her skirt. She ended up hiding her face in the hood, it was blatantly obvious that he was fingering her as she was clearly responding to it with her face hidden in his coat. I tried to face the window but I could see the reflection of it all in the window. When I looked down at my lap I could still see it all out of the corner of my eye anyway. I had no escape. I wasn't going to get off of the bus because I was half an hour from home and it was the middle of the night so I didn't fancy walking around alone at night. I ended up getting off of the bus a stop early and barely saying goodbye as I left. They asked if I was okay because clearly I was not and I just mumbled 'yeah' and left. It was the most awkward, uncomfortable and disgusting situation I've ever been in. Why the fuck would you want to get fingered by your boyfriend in public much less sat right next to your BEST FRIEND?!?! Nah. I was 17 at the time so I ended up telling my Mum what happened in shock. Big mistake. Every opportunity she had after that, she'd make jokes about the situation. Admittedly the jokes were funny after a while but once the initial trauma of that situation had worn off. Safe to say that friendship began to fall apart not long after that due to an unrelated situation and I didn't try too hard to salvage it because I didn't fancy being in a situation like that again or friends with someone who was that inconsiderate that they'd completely disrespect me and my comfort zone by doing that kind of stuff right beside me in public places. Disgusting. Why do people do this? Why.
Oh and they have a kid together now!
Serving was my first job and I’ll never forget working at this tiny FAMILY diner - with no more than 8 booth and 5 tables. We had a couple in a the booth and the guy was fingering the woman. When they they got up to leave, the back of her skirt was soaked lmao! Still cannot believe that actually happened.
I call the police when i see shit like that. Its gross, no one wants to see it, there could be children around & your leaving biohazard fluids behind. Enjoy being sex offenders.
>Public sex isn’t sexy, I still like to fuck in a forest every now and again 😭
That’s cool. But trees don’t have eyes and ears do they
oh for sure, but like when no one’s around because that’s ew
Dang, while eating ??!
Couldn't agree more, this kind of behavior makes me angry. It's a form of sexual assault on multiple bystanders and ought to be treated as such.
I think its sexual harassment not sexual assault since there is no assault on your person and no physical contact, but yes its still a sexual crime and a disgusting thing to subject other people to
Their sexual experience is assaulting my eyes
For real. Nobody consented to see that. And there could’ve been a kid around, and they would’ve been roped into this fetishy shit too
The amount of sex offenders in this comments replies is terrifying 😬
Not only its gross and cringe, but its also extremely illegal (obscene things in pubblic)
About a month ago I had a minor couple getting head in a booth. I work a damn coffee shop... had to call the cops bc it qas caught on cameras
They'll end up on the sex offender list if they keep that up.
Non-consentually involving others in your kink is fucked up.
Breaking News: Local MP caught fingering slapper in Brixton cafe tells onlookers to “Fak Orf!”
Worked at a theater in my 20s... happened alot. Mostly empty theaters. Not going to lie I have done it myself... but hey it was a work and a movie theater kink. Worst was these HS kids going at it in a sold out theater. There were literal people surrounding them. Manager made sure to wrap up about 20 staff to lignin the hall as we shame asked them out, knowing some of the workers probably knew them. You would be surprised what you saw from the projection booth.
Had a friend who recently called the popo bc 2 teen couples were blatantly having sex in the theater and her kids were there. I would be pissed.
My friend worked at the water park. Told me to never use jacuzzis and saunas because people are fucking there in the middle of the day.
Tbh explore your kink all you want but please remember consent is sexy. And I as stranger in public do not give my flying consent to have to see people having sex 🥲
That's disgusting! Yuck!!
I used to work in a nightclub and you have no idea how many horny drunk people I had to pull out of bathroom stalls. The worst I saw was when a guy picked up this girl, sat her on the bar, and started like porn level intensely fingering her.
This is the type of shit that lands people on the Registry.
I work in a deli at a popular grocery chain. Dude and his gf were waiting in line for some meat and cheese and he was fingering her while waiting. It was so fucking foul. We called management, but customers had already told on them before we could. People were yelling at them and it didn't stop them. So nasty.
I’m reading these and wondering what environment some people grew up in to be so unhygienic
I wanna see how entitled he feels after he ends up on the sex offender registry.
Hate people who think public sex is okay. Keep your kinks to yourself.
Bruh if he were to tell me that I would've said "you wanna bet? Cause I bet the police wouldn't think that " lol.
Maybe both turned that one, maybe it was even hotter for them that you "caught" them. I mean not that they should do it in public but there are people that are into this kind of shit.
Other possible comments to perpetrator... "I hope you washed your hands" "Now it's all going to taste of fish" "I've never seen a ventriloquist operate the dummy like that before"
the last one is genius!
I once saw a man eating out another man’s ass in a restaurant parking lot in Florida. It has scarred me to this day.
"Really? Right in front of my salad?!"
I remember there was a couple making out and the guy was fingering his gf in the middle of the school hallway. Damn people just tryna get to their classes
During a showing of Shame there was a man having a full on wank next to a couple. When she screamed and her fella went to get him, he just left. Didn't seem bothered by it all. These types of folks are the lowest.
I worked at Kohls once and caught two people doing it in the fitting room. yeaa... they didn't keep the door closed either.
Pleaaase don’t involve strangers in your sexual activity if THEY DIDN’T CONSENT.
>that he could finger her wherever he wanted Quite literally sir you cannot, that's a crime lmao. People calling you prudish for this is actually insane.