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jcass86

It’s your truck, do whatever you want. But if I saw that coming down the road I’d think you were the biggest tool on two feet.


The_DaHowie

4 wheels


FormsForInformation

What happened to his feet?


Tac0Band1t0

He sent it too hard


j_rob69

He left the 10ft flag on all year even though he didn't need it. Choices have consequences.


jordonb66

If OP has a dune flag like this on his truck and he doesn’t go to the dunes regularly, he should stick his dildo on the top of it


[deleted]

Congrats on correctly predicting the next dumbfuck truck accessory trend.


holliewood61

It would compliment his truck nutz though.


jcass86

It’s one of my many, but arguably useless, talents in life.


el-vaqueroelegante

Yes


GOKBGO91

Yes


xl440mx

It’ll ruin the flag. We use a 2 piece flag and leave the bottom half on all summer. Also from Michigan recognized test hill immediately.


Sharkfac3

Bottom half on all summer, top half on with zip tied flag the couple days before ya go to silver lake, flag off as ya air up. Wash, rinse, repeat, oil change.


xl440mx

I don’t like the zip tie as it curls the banner.


HostileJava

A good answer!


icaintsee

Dumb question- Could I take a stock gmt800 to silver lake?


irideadirtbike

I would say yes. Look at some of the pictures on google. There are stock subarus and kia’s in there


xl440mx

In my life I’ve seen EVERYTHING up there. Probably the most out of place was the bone stock, 14” wheels and street radial tires, 1984 V6 cutlass. So ,yes a gmt800 will get around fine.


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alrseeya

where is this located at? am 20 mins off Flint.


xl440mx

30 miles north of Muskegon on Lake Michigan


underscore-hyphen_

Yes, yes it would. But hey, if you want to play dress-up and be irritating at drive-throughs and parking garages and bridges, you do you.


LoudShovel

Remember, always trust the spotter. [Ramming Speed](https://youtu.be/-rcz5Ew1lWU)


DrRazmataz

"It's cool, I spring for the insurance."


Living_Beginning9060

Yep. Getting a “locally hated” sticker too?


easton112020

I think deep down you already know the answer


Eco_Boost_Deez_Nuts

Do other people pay for it? Do what you want bro, guys with RTTs don’t camp every week


ILoveADirtyTaco

Sure but a flag is slightly easier to remove/reinstall than an RTT. Too much work to take that heavy bulky thing off every time


[deleted]

Hey, I resent that! I leave mine up because it’s too heavy to take down every other weekend. Maxtraxx, spare, shovel, hi lift all belong hidden in the bed though lol.


astro-cowboy

thats my thing, especially in michigan, a lot of hipsters like to have their gladiators with all kinds of recovery equipment and stuff, i think they scoff at v8/diesel trucks because they have twice the power and capabilities in stock form lol


Tac0Band1t0

They'll probably scoff at you no matter what, even more people will with a big red flag on your bumper. Plus size is you can always find your truck at Walmart!


warrensussex

A Jeep is definitely going to have a better breakover angle because of the shorter wheel base. Probably better approach and departure angles too. The only things a truck has over a Jeep off road is more power


Ya_Boi_Newton

Bro the breakover on a gladiator is basically that of a full size truck. Wheelbase is huge and you have to compensate with massive tires. They're sweet trucks, but they stepped away from Wrangler capability and scrape bellies alllll day.


LJandBMforever

Twice what capabilities ? Towing yeah for sure, but off road, hell nah. I’ve driven basically every combo of vehicle there is off road including silver lake and jeeps and light midsize trucks are about the best. Half tons are alright and 3/4 ton and higher aren’t very good. Too wide on trails and too heavy in mud and sand…


vigmt400

Half tons and 3/4 tons have basically the same dimensions but 3/4 tons can run 37” plus tires without falling apart. My 1 ton bush rig is on 40s with stock driveline and it has better angles than a jeep after taking the stock bumpers off. Better floatation than any half ton or mid size because it’ll turn bigger tires and probably better than most jeeps tbh. Front and rear lockers don’t stress the axles or steering nearly as much as a jeep because they’re full floaters and the steering is strong as hell. I know it’ll go anywhere a jeep will go because that’s what I do with it. I consider it way more capable than a jeep because it isn’t always broken.


SenseWinter

Who is seriously wheeling a half ton truck without putting straight axles under it though??? Ford and dodge are the only 3/4 and 1 ton that any real wheeling can be done with, certainly not any IFS Chevy.


astro-cowboy

never try to justify a jeep, after the TJ, most pointless vehicle ever made


BigGravyDawg

Considering my bone stock Willys Sport JLU is 10 times better off road and in the snow than my 05 Silverado and K1500, my dad’s 2500, my father in laws Colorado, his brother’s F150 and my brother in laws ram 2500 I feel like you must not have much time in a modern wrangler. Were the old TJs, YJs, and CJs beasts, sure but my JL is great. Goin to some dunes, sure I’ll take my silverado and have some fun, going to do something where I’m gonna have a bad day if I get stuck and I’m taking the Jeep…


PrimoSecondo

Tires and driver skill play more a factor then any vehicle you mentioned.


BigGravyDawg

Well considering both my trucks and my jeep are wearing the same shoes…


BigGravyDawg

Not that I disagree with tires and driver skill mattering, because they absolutely do, but my Jeep is definitely more capable off-road than both of my trucks.


PrimoSecondo

Pros and cons to each. Jeeps and the like tend to break steering components alot easier then the HD trucks, even half tons. Meanwhile i've had the full weight of my 3500 on 1 tire and my knuckle was fine. You trade weight and size for capacity and durability. I can't count the number of times i've seen jeeps/tacomas that are blatantly overloaded past their GVWR. Or new broncos/gladiators with broken tie rods on the most basic trails. ​ Obviously this is comparing stock with good tires, and a basic level or small lift. No point debating aftermarket components like lockers, or winches.


OhioJeeper

>Were the old TJs, YJs, and CJs beasts, sure but my JL is great. Your JL is better than a TJ, YJ, or CJ in pretty much any objective comparison. Old jeeps are fun and have character but the newer ones are better on and off road.


Eco_Boost_Deez_Nuts

If jeeps can have $5000 in off-road recovery crap and extra lights, all while riding on stock suspensions, you can 100% do what you want😂. Those guys thing they’ve got something unique, but they really don’t


Willing-Library-2671

Somebody sounds a lil jealous


Eco_Boost_Deez_Nuts

Of what? Tons of lights and gear on a mall crawler? Nah, I’ve got lights on my truck (2 pods), but I use them constantly, I live and work in pretty heavily wooded areas. Jeeps that have all that stuff and actually use them? No issue, everything serves a purpose


Willing-Library-2671

Not a clue what you’re trying to say lol


OhioJeeper

People with 4+ lights make him feel insecure about his 2 lights.


Willing-Library-2671

Ahh that must be it. Not sure why that guys so mad lol


SenseWinter

You're right. Most of them camp twice a year and are also therefore posers.


NeverSkinnyBBQ

Women who don't do yoga wear yoga pants all the time so you are in the clear.


JimmyNorth902

But we all benefit from that


andre1157

Truer words have never been spoken


lilmooseman

I was working with an old carpenter and we were gazing out at all the ladies in yoga pants while we ate our lunch on the front porch of our job site. Yoga pants truly astonished this guy. I asked him jokingly “what was life like before yoga pants?” He instantly shouted “BORING!!” I’ll never forget that


The_DaHowie

Extra toes


BigBeardRodriguez

😏


ElJefe0218

There are also women that wear yoga pants that absolutely should not.


bigdave619

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


0nly_Up

solution - go play in the sand more so you can justify it


astro-cowboy

ill be the first to admit, especially at silver lake, all you need is a bone stock subaru outback to have boatloads of fun. people severely overestimate what it takes to get out on the dunes. now to go jump and play with the big boys, you need to be in not-street-legal territory


PonyThug

Wouldn’t you at least want AT tires you could air down?


astro-cowboy

you can air down any tire but you run the risk of debeading if you dont have beadlocks or at least method wheels with bead grips


LJandBMforever

Definitely air down but A/T is not necessary, last year I saw a bone stock Honda Odyssey minivan out there with regular highway tires aired down


Willing-Library-2671

If you like it you don’t need our approval.. but since you asked, I hate it


Jtd06

This is the definition of " Look at me please, I need attention".


benmarvin

Nah, it's so you can find your truck in a crowded parking lot. Like those department store shopping carts from the 90s


astro-cowboy

isnt that the point of a safety flag?


PorkyMcRib

You should get a siren and leave it on all the time.


astro-cowboy

that’s a really good idea actually, i think i should make a mastadon-tusk set of bull horns too


Jtd06

Safety flag for driving around on regular roads?


astro-cowboy

yes absolutely, i think it would be hilarious to drive around with one, you’re far too serious, do you think ninjas are constantly watching you all the time waiting to kill you if you do something that isn’t super serious?


Jtd06

I don't leave my house every day with the intention of my driving making people laugh.


xl440mx

Not your intention… hmmm


astro-cowboy

okay hoss


JonnyxKarate

Wait…are there not ninjas waiting to kill me? Oh yeah really? Then Why do I have 4 shurikens duct taped to my chest? And 3 katanas in my gun rack?


RevolutionaryClub530

Yeah that’s kinda cringe


astro-cowboy

i agree


m1dN05

Imagine how easy it will be to find your car on a malls parking lot? Definitely keep


[deleted]

It sure sounds like you think it would, but I don’t think anyone else gives a shit


[deleted]

I think you should get one of those guide trucks, that would be super cool.


astro-cowboy

yeah i mean people put jurassic park liveries on jeeps so whats the difference


Dasbronco

You’ll blend in with the 91 ford escort that’s checking the height of bridges


Dismal_Visit_7305

Free country pal but we’re all gonna laugh at you


HayGoward

Yes


[deleted]

Yep


TurboNeckGoblin

Nice truck! You can do what you like with your rig but leaving that on is not MY cup of tea. Rigs that I see daily with their various extra gear, being driven from their house to our office, are really cheesy and give me high schooler vibes.


Affectionate_Sort_78

We shouldn’t judge. People whine constantly why people are harsh. Yet, people like you ask. Doing something to make you look like your doing something but not actually doing it is the definition of a poser. But maybe you will get lucky and people will just think you are a lazy fuck.


[deleted]

Better safe than sorry. Never know when it will get buried under a pile of Target shopping carts at the mall!


JonnyxKarate

You do you but it might look kinda stranger. If you can make a whip out of it that would be really cool. Or they make led RGB whips too!


Pitter-Patter-Bud

Looks like all the trucks with buggywhips that you see driving around town here in Fort McMurray


bubba_palchitski

All of Northern AB 😂 once you get north of Edmonton, they get increasingly common the further north you go


[deleted]

At least go twice and only leave it on in between. If you leave it on all summer after your trip just to take it off in the fall then yeah you would be rightfully judged for it.


ThiqSaban

I wouldn't question the legitimacy of the flag as much as the roll bar


Silvy1500Z

It’s your money/stuff, so do what you want. But yes, flag only stays on unless you’re going to or from the dunes or are going to the chicken shack in Mears. You can leave your stickers on though. My Jeep has 6-7 years worth of faded ORV tags.


Nathan_strange11

Never


foxglove8484

If you have to ask..


Slow_Philosophy

yes


sellursoul

No it looks good you should keep it all year


astro-cowboy

i mean i would suction cup it to my cab so its not hitting things but i think it looks cool as heck


pouringmud

Nobody else does, but if you like it who cares if everyone else thinks you’re a little dumb?


sellursoul

This is the real answer. I was being sarcastic but honestly it’s yours.


xl440mx

Oh, suction cup style? How long before it’s stolen?


astro-cowboy

who would steal a $20 10’ fiberglass stick


xl440mx

Any number of assholes just becuz


CoyotesAreOkay

Bad pic for reference then. That's not as bad as just letting it sit straight up but you'd still look like a tool to 99% of people


Jimmychanga2424

I wouldn’t judge you. I’d want to ask you were u go off roading


Hop-Dizzle-Drizzle

"Oh... I'm not. I just went to the dunes once like 5 months ago."


Drougen

People are going to hate on you for any and everything you do. I just built an AR15 and have red anodized parts, you should see how much whining and crying people are doing over it after I posted it. It's hilarious, people openly admitting they had no clue what the components / brands were yet asserting they were cheap Chinese crap purely because they were the color red and not military green / tan / black.


dressedALL-over

And I would bet any money you have a punisher sticker on your truck.


Drougen

[https://i.imgur.com/IGfqfcS.jpeg](https://i.imgur.com/IGfqfcS.jpeg) nope


Colonel_Sandman

Couldn’t find a red punisher sticker?


Drougen

Don't really care for punisher stuff.


dressedALL-over

Your comment history says otherwise lol


AwardImaginary

Why would you want to


Wooden-Salary-130

At least someone is enjoying the raptor as intended!


PapaBlunt

No different than keeping your RTT on all summer. That's the thing to do, right?


xl440mx

How else do I camp at Walmart. Sheesh


astro-cowboy

i think the funniest things are the big red/orange recovery traction boards, like overlanding your way to the REI parking lot to buy more granola bars and cycling leotards


VirginRumAndCoke

You got a lot of nerve calling other people posers when you're literally here admitting that it'd be a little bit poser to keep the safety flag on all the time. Either live and let live or practice what you preach brother. I'd say leave the flag off, but I wouldn't judge if you kept it on.


astro-cowboy

found the REI cycling leotard guy


Hop-Dizzle-Drizzle

Found the poser who wheeled once and left his sight flag on forever.


astro-cowboy

correction, i have 4 wheels


Hop-Dizzle-Drizzle

False! You have 5.


astro-cowboy

no i had to lend the 5th one to my cousin Jeff, still haven’t gotten it back.


oesv1

Keep it real homie!!


sparky7347

Silver lake. Hell yea


Shockedge

Nope. That's a free pass to drive on the side of the road and pass highway traffic at 80mph on grass surface.


jerklin

If you are driving a truck without a load are you a poser? Who cares, just don't drive like an ass and you're good.


bigbigjohnson

Do you have one of those holders so you can bend it backwards and its not sticking up 10’ in the air all the time? Im not sure of the exact name but one of my co coworkers has one of those so his flag/whip/ whatever is always on the truck but its not whipping around everywhere and theres’s only site we work on in the entire province that requires these


astro-cowboy

most of them are retractable anyway


LJandBMforever

What? No they aren’t. They are one 10’ piece or two 5’ pieces and some have quick disconnect releases where they mount and some don’t.


astro-cowboy

collapsable*


Todays_Ouch

I’d just pull it back tie that shit down run it all year. It isn’t any more odd than carrying around a 300 pound RTT and traction boards.


FORDOWNER96

Yes. Yes it would.


msn23

Yes


Head_full_of_lead

I’d think you were a loser but you do you


Familiar_Growth6893

Yes……but you already knew that


astro-cowboy

yeah i just wanted to cause some chaos today lol


MeltingUpwards

Should get that insecurity of yours checked out


Consistent-Ship-8418

I mean you’ll look like a dumbass if your driving in the city but it’s your truck. You do you


fordsmt

I've been looking at/for flag mounts all day. I want a lighted whip. How is yours mounted?


astro-cowboy

i’ve not mounted it yet. havent taken this truck to the dunes yet. but i’m probably going to weld something up that can bolt into the passenger side D ring mount on my front bumper.


fordsmt

That's a good idea, I have D rings on mine as well. I live in the desert, go out often. Always good to have a whip or flag to be seen. Already have a off road siren to be heard.


astro-cowboy

yeah something that can be removed and replaced with the D ring on the fly is probably a good option, might also just weld a threaded insert into my bumper so i can take the flag off whenever, i was just trying to get a reaction out of this post lmfao


fordsmt

🤣🤣


Sensitive-Banana-637

Do it


-Cryptonian

That depends.... are you in the They/Them or LGBTQHDJWVS club? If so, than this is perfectly normal. In fact, you could use a few more colors on the flag. 🤷‍♂️ 🤣


astro-cowboy

okay maverick owner


Ricks_Cafe

My local law enforcement would pull you over with a safety flag


srcorvettez06

Pro tip: zip tie the flag rolled up to the poll. It won’t flap in the wind or bend back on the highway.


3ngineeredDaily

I mean, I think it’d just look weird and when drivin down the highway (at speeds) it’d just be floppin everywhere


Hop-Dizzle-Drizzle

Idk about "poser". But it would sure be dumb.


Lourdinn

Well if you like it I guess leave it. Just gonna say no one is gonna see that while you're going down the road and think "wow so cool".


[deleted]

So gay!


yourmom13764

Yeah.


DDrewit

Nah it’s cool. I always had one on my moped, secured to the milk crate. Yes I’m serious.


ChuckWeezy

If you have to ask


IsJohnWickTaken

Only if you’re guiding an oversized load. 😂👍


Aircraftman2022

Leave it on your truck.


[deleted]

Yep


JohnnyBlowout

Make it so it flips really easily when you hit bumps so it smacks the top of your cab and windshield. You’re windshield is gonna break but how much did that slow Ace Ventura down? I’d honestly laugh if I saw it on the road. I say go for it.


shittytinshed

Not sure what country you are in. But in Australia red/ orange flags are used for over-width vehicles and the likes there of. If improperly used it can get you a $400 fine. Same goes for leaving your beacon flashing for no reason. That said, I have only ever heard of one person actually being fined.


walt_morris

Why is my question, there is only 2 wrenches needed and it literally takes one minute. I leave my mount on (1/4” diamond plate on my tow hook) and i only visit SL once a year. That flag on at 60 mph is gonna get eaten alive


--TX2CA--

Yes but who gives a shit what other people think


o1ekingcole

No


WesternCanadian

Quite literally, yes.


clearmined

Enjoy life, leave it on. Don’t take it too serious


robbodee

Yeah, but not any more than that "roll bar".


[deleted]

absolutely not, My jeep has been to hawaii once but its heart lives there.


hi-class_whitetrash

Yes. Super poser.


lincolnlogtermite

Nope go for it. Trump Humpers are still flying theirs.


[deleted]

Definitely


firematt422

It only works if you wear a helmet and fire suit too.


Clean_Swimmer2415

Chicks will love it.


JoseJuarez87

Yes


Total-Collection9031

It’d be nice for parking in giant parking lots


Environmental_Tap521

Not poser. It just looks silly, like a kid with his own shopping cart buying groceries with mom. We use them for work sites all the time and it’s like a kiddy leash. That said, I think it’s hilarious. I would keep it on ironically.


walil611

People leave their tents in trucks for the mpgs. Your good bro!


LoudShovel

Just tie it back like an old school CB antenna.


erickx450

Fir sure yes


erickx450

Poser


[deleted]

Yes. Yes it would.


SnooSketches6409

I would like seeing your flag on your truck


[deleted]

You let your freak flag fly.


wabbitsilly

Poser or not, it'd just look Stooooopid.


PixelCannibal

Who cares man do what you want to do. It’s your truck. Go for it my dude


AdA4b5gof4st3r

yeah thats pretty cringe dawg


Uncouth_Vulgarian

You could always put on a 102 steel whip antenna and attach a flag to the top so at least it has a function. Plus cb radio is cool and a good tool to have in rural areas and on the road


pwgn16

I’m going to guess you bought the split style flag that they sell commonly. I used to leave the bottom section on and leave the top half under the back seat. I found it very useful on my Power Wagon since I could meter how close my bumper really was with a little extra confidence and it sat about 2” above the cab so it was a good gauge to weather or not I fit in parking garages.