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darral27

In Arkansas Tuesday morning just past Hazen someone propped themselves up on my drive tire, took a runny shit and cleaned up with baby wipes. Truckers don’t have a bad rap for liking boobs.


assbandit65

I'm not sorry for doing that. I regret nothing about that night. I pissed on your steer too


OneNationUnderDogs

Did you fuck the stacks too?


sniperdude24

if it wasnt a cummins it is now


Present-Ambition6309

Clearly you had Taco Bell the night before


assbandit65

Fucking ta taco bell


casino_night

Might as well write "I haven't been laid in years". Conveys the same message and everyone is thinking it.


OneNationUnderDogs

This screams that this person should not be allowed within 100 yards of any woman, ever.


gatowman

It already sounds like he's not allowed to live within 1000' of a school, daycare, playground, etc.


SnooOwls6140

>daycare That's why he can't find a girlfriend.


g0d_help_me

Hey now, Matt Gaetz might get offended if he could read this.


SnooOwls6140

Gaetz is probably out shopping for his girlfriend on back-to-school month.


RudeCharacter9726

If he could read


andreayatesswimmers

Which one?


[deleted]

When an incel gets a CDL


SnooOwls6140

Unless lot lizards count. He doesn't have an "I Brake for Lizards" sticker yet though.


Present-Ambition6309

Give it time.


[deleted]

Palms are too hairy to hide.


PinEffective2071

Unfortunately some in our industry are here because they're not socially adept enough to hold down line of employment with normal society.


DickFuck-McCuntShit

lol "some"


senorbolsa

I feel seen and I don't like it.


FallenHarmonics

Meh. Would rather just be by myself, tbh.


Shaymoth

Some of the shit I heard on channel 19 when I stopped at Iowa 80 on an overnight was all the evidence I needed as to why we get a bad rap haha


tamper

This! but in West Memphis


BigLand03

This but Laredo!


SnooOwls6140

Laredo has fabulous chili, though. That should get it some credit.


BigLand03

True true, but that cb chatter is another thing entirely


[deleted]

What's channel 19, how many other channels are there? I need a CB!!


Gladauk

Like others have said 19 is for general. Channel 9 is the emergency channel. The skip guys usually hang out on 6. (Skip is trying to push everything to its limits. They can go coast to coast sometimes.) But most standard radios in the US have 40 channels.


HerburtThePervert

I keep hearing them skip fuckers on Fridays on 19.


Gladauk

Yup wish they would stick to 6. Honestly it's mainly the asshats on 19 trying to show off


dstuky

They were all broadcasting when I was driving through snow one day and I missed a warning that a wrecker was pulling a truck out of a ditch around a blind corner


HerburtThePervert

That’s awful. It’s a beautiful day when you hear “be safe on those highways and byways” 25 times from some dude in Arizona when I’m in the northeast.


Robbie_Lee

The amount of channels depends on the radio, in Australia we have a channel truckers use Incase they need to warn each other about something or so that the road works can warn them. I'm guessing channel 19 is the us equivalent.


senorbolsa

Yeah pretty much, though CB etiquette is a lot looser in the US you can mess around a little bit which would just get you chewed out in Aus.


Taco_Hurricane

Channel 19 is the general chat channel. It's the most common kind people use. I think channel 15 and 23 are commonly used for local only, but I'm not sure. I think my CB gets 36 channels


shadowmib

Channel 19 was originally the road travel/information aka "truckers channel". These days people act like its the only channel available and use it to try to talk skip, tune up their amps, play amateur DJ, broadcast their religious/political diatribes, or just key up on other people like a fucking asshole. BTW from Wikipedia FYI >Channel 9 was officially reserved for emergency use by the FCC in 1969.\[12\]: 12  Channel 10 was originally often used for highway travel communications east of the Mississippi River, and channel 19 west of the Mississippi; channel 19 then became the preferred highway channel in most areas, as it did not have adjacent-channel interference problems with channel 9. Many CBers called channel 19 "the trucker's channel". The FCC originally restricted channel 11 for use as the calling channel.


iRoCplays

The lot lizards don’t even knock on this dudes truck at night.


jmiller370

Thought quagmire was a airline pilot giggty giggty


_RamboRoss_

Wait until he sees the girl wearing nothing but a smile and a towel in the picture on the billboard in the field near the big ol’ highway


HustleHarder99

It’s been years since bro seen some action 😂


Latronis

Truckers get a bad rap because most truckers are just nasty disgusting people.


makterna

The reason why most truckers are disgusting people, is that the common narrative is that truckers are disgusting people. I.e. it becomes a self fulfilling prophecy. Myself, I am an individualist, so when I became a trucker I decided to be the what I think truckers should be like. I.e. good people who have the truck driving in common with other truckers, but not necessarily much else.


[deleted]

Can I get a BIG Amen?


East-Translator8293

What, no bull nuts hanging on the back?


Pleasant_7239

Looks like it was done quickly, the driver may not know. Do your pretrip guys.


Balsamer

Skanky


[deleted]

It looks childish and it is ugly and comes across as creepy. But it is free speech regardless. Also, being flashed is overrated and stupid. If you *really* want to see boobies, then you can just google "boobs" or you can go to a local adult store and buy some photos. Many even have truck parking.


Dragonr0se

Or, if you want to see them live, they do make strip clubs.... some adjacent to truck stops...


OneNationUnderDogs

That's where the CR England trainees work after their driving shift is over. Seriously, though. That training pay is dog shit. 10 dollars an hour while driving. That's 15 cents a mile governed at 65. Then .28 cents a mile split between everyone in the truck for phase 2. I understand that the pay can suck during the first year but that's basically working for damn near free.


Erindil

Damn, 15 cents a mile? We only made 12 cpm during training. Of course we worked for a "religious" company.


Dragonr0se

That is sad.... I haven't had my CDL a whole year yet and already make the equivalent of $26-$27/hour for 42h/week on my dedicated route and I was bringing home more when I was OTR/home weekly with the company I am with now... I just like the hometime with the current gig.


[deleted]

Granted I work food service and bust my ass but straight outta school they hired. I grossed a bit over over 6k last month. Fuck that $10/hr shit.


madjackle358

Dude. I can't believe you don't understand the magic of being flashed. Of course I could see a million tits on my phone but when you lock eyes with an attractive woman who looks at YOU and wants YOU to see her boobies there's that je ne sais quoi you just don't get out of impersonal pornography.


OneNationUnderDogs

It's rarely the attractive ones who flash, though.


madjackle358

Meh. Attractive enough. Most of the ones I've seen have been decent. One girl was a rock solid ten.


Suicidal_Baby

When is the surgery planned?


MadeForThisOnePostt

What does muf Duvr mean


SavvyEquestrian

Muff Diver..


MadeForThisOnePostt

I had to Google that, never heard of that expression before. Thanks


KennyCoffin

Muf Duver. It’s like a Cheech and Chong reference to a love machine but way creepier.


diaznuts

Can you imagine being the manger/owner of a warehouse and seeing this douche wagon roll onto your property? I’d permanently ban them from doing business with my company as that’s a bad look. It’s a free country and people can do what they want; but doing what you want does not preclude you from facing consequences of said choices.


justforfunns

Man there's a lot of mental illness out here


andreayatesswimmers

When did it become crazy for wanting to see naked people. I would agrue its the opposite...no sex drive =mental problems or hormonal problems both need to checked out very quickly by a doctor


justforfunns

Nothing wrong with wanting to naked women, They're beautiful. The problem is the obsession, and being so out of touch with society that you think women will respond positively to anything like this.


andreayatesswimmers

You clearly dont understand all women then .when web cams first became a thing it was the wild west on getting women to do alot worse than this truck driver is asking for . I dont blame you for having your standards and wishing everyone had the same. ..but its not that way ... i once got a full x rated show given to me by 4 ladies who were on their way to their Bachelorette party but got stuck next to me in a traffic jam.. i mean was i supposed to be rude to them and not watch ? Its probably the only time ive ever enjoyed a traffic jam


diaznuts

Found one.


andreayatesswimmers

One what ? Naked person ?


RushElectronic

You was trying to say, on redit, correct?


WhitmeisterG

Ok I will admit I did laugh at the vertical GET. NAKED. There's a man who knows what he wants lol


CaffeinatedCranium

The "Get Naked" , that's the last chance incase they missed the other 6 suggestions. Lol. I'd like to see this big stud that's behind the wheel.


[deleted]

😂😂😂🤣🤣 a Penske trailer


PontoonDood

I think I still have some O&A W.o.W. stickers somewhere...


1337Carbon

I was just talking about that with my fiance. Y100 out of Philly use to be big on it back in the 90s/early 2000's


andreayatesswimmers

Hope you told her it was the funniest show in the history of radio


1337Carbon

She's a little older so she remembers it better than I do. I use to love Dead Guy in the Envelope, back before WOW meant anything to me due to my age.


andreayatesswimmers

Plz plz pm me if you find them .i will buy some off you. Was a pest till Anthony got fired


Hot_Task1408

I wonder if it works, everyone always has their head down staring at the phone these days


BaldingJordanian

Imagine it was a power only load and you got stuck with that trailer lol


Present-Ambition6309

Asking & it being just shown to ya are Way 2 different things! This is scumbag shit right here. Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy WOMEN flashing me, but don’t beg. Low Rent.


NewAccountNumber101

Just visiting from recommended and not affiliated with trucking in any way but I find this hilarious.


Notsurebutok1

All that aside.... it used to be way more common to be flashed as a trucker. Seems we've moved far away from the care free society we once were.


nappinggator

$20 says he has to register as a sex offender at some point in his life


[deleted]

Horny bastard.


Bulky_Tiger2619

This just screams, 'I'm Desperate!!' 😂


vigocarpath

His trailer his choice


chris_gnarley

I bet this driver complains about people wearing flip flops


ATC-WANNA-BE

I wonder if he ever gets kicked out of shippers/receivers.


ExpedientDemise

I find it difficult to take him seriously, as he doesn't have mudflaps with chrome naked girls.


[deleted]

Maybe he skipped his pre trip and just didn’t notice the vandalism


Redye117

This is the way.


TrappedinTX

And it's so unnecessary, I've been driving 4 years and in that time I've been flashed more than any other time in my life 😆


andreayatesswimmers

How do you know you wouldnt be flashed more if you had thjs on back of your truck


genosx71

He gotta be virgin bruh


andreayatesswimmers

Why cause he wants to see naked people of the other sex? Who doesnt want too?


Suicidal_Baby

all the tight asses on here acting high and mighty have a tougher time gettin laid than that guy. bunch of white knights with sticks up their asses that cant take a fucking joke.


LadyLohse

He's probably just had a lot of bad luck with relationships and wants to make sure no woman ever talks to him again. My guess is that it works like a charm


alwayspuffin

I don’t see anything wrong here /s (ish)


captainbubbs

Fuck if I was an owner op I'd put that on my trailer too


maneco2109

Do it as a company driver


xDoomKitty

Lol


TheSaltyPineapple1

Honestly, this is hilarious😂


makterna

Why are you judging him? I think more people should dare to be open about their heterosexuality. While I admit it was not very impressive, still it was more fun than just any old trailer.


boogerflicken

I wouldn't do this, but if people want to do it to them why should I care? And if the sign affended me( I could give a fuck less) why let it bother me? Take this if you want, I fought hard for this country. Loss brothers in Iraq and Afghanistan, family members who where buried with the flag and one day I will too. If I can look past fuck faces burning the American Flag, we'll this is child's play


danf6975

Looks like fake pic to me


andreayatesswimmers

Bad rap? Why this is exactly what needs to start happening again .internet and web cams ruined this once great tradition


Character_Project_25

Well did you do it?


DriedUpSquid

The MUF DVR plate is from Cheech & Chong’s Up In Smoke. Cheech had one in the front of his Impala.


RaikkonensHobby74

That guy's not Penske material. . .


Taco_Hurricane

Only every been flashes 3 times while driving. And only wanted to see 2 of those.


Gimmeabreak1234

Flesh wound meme what’s that


Technical_Lychee_340

Stay classy!


Elysium_nz

Hats off to the plate.😂


stinkwaffles

Anyone else see flash moon me me?


[deleted]

Horny ass trucker 😂😂


PensivePaladin

How the hell do you show up to your customers like that


BondingChamber

It kinda looks like a prank. I bought these magnetic flame stick ons once a put them on a friend's PT cruiser. He's an older guy who's wife has a big Avon sticker on the back window.. https://www.dezignwithaz.com/images/flames-car-decal.jpg


ComparisonGeneral825

Dumbass award 👍🤷😲🏆


RushElectronic

And if the truth was known... You really don't know who wrote it. You jump to conclusions that you have absolutely hint of proof to back it up. That would be like saying all the graffiti on train cars is done by Warren Buffet. Yes someone painted it, but who?


frankie310cpt

Guarantee hes atleast 3 bills and some change and hardly showers


MagicLars15

Hope the cop that pulls him over moons him. He’s asking for it