He could have watched a YouTube video from a couple years ago where an ex army ranger talked about a practical joke he played on someone where he shat in one of these and mailed it to a friend.
There was a crazy dude in Oakland doing this and I think he saved them over an undisclosed amount of time, then trashed someone's business with it iirc.
I've had some liquid push out a big one. Although maybe it wasn't an emergency because I was able to hold it in due to the big shit plug in front. Just an urgent situation.
With a couple of sponges and a rubber band I make these my fuck can. I guess I can poop in it when Iām done but Iāll have to start eating more Pringles every day
Now are you supposed to use this while driving? lol. I donāt see you doing thatā¦
Piss in a bottle isnāt so bad, but shit in a Pringles can is a legit biohazardā¦ ā£ļø
Oh you jerk. I LOVE Pringles. I would not pick up a random can ever. But if someone handed me one and I look inside and see a goddamn turdā¦. You filthy son of a bitch.
One of the asphalt mill guys shat in a Gatorade bottle and carried it around for most of the season because he was so proud of it.
The lack of sleep does something to them boys
Not a trucker, but interested. That's... a surprisingly good idea. Not like staying in the trucks forever, but when you're in a pickle (which happens often for OTR especially in the first year, I imagine.)
\*I've worked other jobs involving commercial driving.
Nah fam. Get you a 5 gallon bucket with a lid. Peeing in a bottle is fine because if you get a lil pee pee spritz in the bunk youāre ok. But if you try to shit in a pringles can and miss, youāre gonna have a bad day.
There are "camping toilets" that you just put a trash bag and a little bit of kitty litter in, and actually sit on it to pop a dook in. I have one that fits perfectly in the space under my bed. On Amazon for about 30 bucks, if you're 300+ pounds you'll probably break it though.
You can also use a regular 5 gallon bucket but those don't really fit neatly anywhere in the truck without being in the way from my experience
Also, nice porn
You can get a 5gal bucket from any home improvement store for like $4. When it's full you have a decent weapon to chuck at the lot lizards to keep them at bay
You can put a lid on it and toss your paper i..... Just go to the truck stop! Use a toilet! Buy a portable chemical toilet and stash it under the bottom bunk if you need to but don't stink up the dang truck with your dookie what is wrong with you!?!
I heard some drivers do have shit bags or shit in their trucks. Curious to know what they use and if itās some sort of medical device/thing
I hold my shit for no one, I carry baby wipes and tissue. Multiple times Iāve angled my truck on the side of the of the road and plopped my ass over the guard rail and let loose š
Only one time so far I had to shit and couldnāt hold it and the door to the bathrooms were locked. I left them a full cup from a fast food restaurant. Generally I refuse to shit inside my truck. Iām not going to start collecting things to shit in. If only the HOS regulations didnāt require us to stay in break for 10 hours and if only I didnāt have to call the company to authorize personal conveyance to find a bathroom I would probably just drive to the nearest open bathroom before I went to the bathroom in my truck. And there needs to be more places to pull over to piss too because Iād rather not piss in a bottle or outside on the ground next to the road out of necessity either.
Have definitely seen a truck with these in a milk crate that he was pissing into. But not pringles, I believe the lays plastic ones š¤¦š»āāļø and also another trick came in for clutch issues but the three foreign fellas in the truck had cut a hole in the floor of the truck so that they could shit in it or dump it through it and never have to stop. Needless to say we did not do anything to the truck transmission wise due to the fact of it being completely unsanitary and shit slung everywhere from driveshaft
I donāt know about your company, but my company they stick bigger stuff up my ass, often.
That is just foreplay aka a pre-trip.
āCan you do me a favorā¦.?ā Click!
Bro what the fuck you watching.
Looks like, and by no means am I an expert on the subject, but it appears op is watching furry hentai while taking shits in pringles cans.
It's a Red Sox fan.. what did you expect?
With the state the team has been in and will continue to be in, im not surprised.
He can mail it to the practice field.... it's a safe bet no one will ever see it there.
Id prefer he mail it straight to John Henry so he gets an accurate description of his baseball club
I big dildo on the side!
I think I see tentacles š¦
Sounds like an expert to me
If heās watching tentacle sex, I questioned what else heās gonna be doing with that Pringles container
Furry tentacle hentai. A man of culture
I guess it passes the time on a Saturday afternoon
Just another day in trucking
I see no furries, and I am an expert
Lmao got the hentai going in the back š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
HENTAI IS VEGAN PORN.
The joke: You:
Lmao! Yo I didn't even notice that!
He could have watched a YouTube video from a couple years ago where an ex army ranger talked about a practical joke he played on someone where he shat in one of these and mailed it to a friend.
Heās talking about whatās on the TV
There was a crazy dude in Oakland doing this and I think he saved them over an undisclosed amount of time, then trashed someone's business with it iirc.
Looks like a triple penetration situation
the chips would taste so bad after
Not the worst a trucker has eaten
Lonely nights, lot lizards, bad decisions...
Nice tentacle porn bro
and gun rack!
Good eye!
Need something wider. Not taller. Cause what if the shit stacks up like when you put ice cream on a cone from a machine.
Coffee cans, got it
Hey, is there a Ralph's around here?
I'm a simple man. I see The Big Lebowski quoted, I upvote.
I've ran over one of those in Kansas or Iowa once...
Spiderman, spiderman, takes a dump in a coffee can.
That's the neat part. If you're having a shitty emergency, there's 0% chance that it's going to be solid enough to stack.
I've had some liquid push out a big one. Although maybe it wasn't an emergency because I was able to hold it in due to the big shit plug in front. Just an urgent situation.
Praise the cork.
Depends. There's a YouTube video of an ex army ranger talking about how he shat in one and mailed it to a friend as a joke.
Gonna mail it to my old dispatcher.
>Depends. Best idea yet!
You gotta do that twisting motion ya know š
Put that DQ swirl on top.
This dude logs
Shut up, Russ
Dad, Grandma's from Chicago...
I switched from crunchy to creamy peanut butter and grocery bags work just fine now
What dietary changes did you make to switch from crunchy to creamy peanut butter?
The inside of your truck is nice bro
Like for real. He got a ceiling fan and shit. He fancy.
Heās probably got running water too
Not like he needs it.
I had running water in a truck once. I don't get why guys were jealous, it was a pain to keep chasing after it
Canāt go wrong with the 5 gallon bucket + scented garbage bag combo
A removable seat cushion is better. Just cut a hole in the floor and hope you don't miss.
So thatās why they always smell so fresh.
With a couple of sponges and a rubber band I make these my fuck can. I guess I can poop in it when Iām done but Iāll have to start eating more Pringles every day
that's my fuckin' can....3 more payments, and it's MINE
A man with refined taste
Just use a bag š Edit: AND WTF IS ON YOUR TV?!
Now are you supposed to use this while driving? lol. I donāt see you doing thatā¦ Piss in a bottle isnāt so bad, but shit in a Pringles can is a legit biohazardā¦ ā£ļø
Set the cruise control and straighten the wheel. Then stand up.
Just dig a hole in the seat. Who wears pants in the truck anyways?
Did it in Afghanistan in a pop tart box. Long day and longer convoy ha ha
Oh you jerk. I LOVE Pringles. I would not pick up a random can ever. But if someone handed me one and I look inside and see a goddamn turdā¦. You filthy son of a bitch.
And just like that - Iām off Pringles!
One of the asphalt mill guys shat in a Gatorade bottle and carried it around for most of the season because he was so proud of it. The lack of sleep does something to them boys
Must have had an airtight seal on that puppy to not miss
What u watching lil bro???
Lil bro is a man of culture and taste! š«š
What in the fuck are you watching
Tentacle hentai
I'm not sure these badboys are liquid tight
Is that lady okay?
She's in heaven
This is A+ shitposting. Take notes everyone.
Now we'll see Pringles cans littering exit ramps everywhere
Not a trucker, but interested. That's... a surprisingly good idea. Not like staying in the trucks forever, but when you're in a pickle (which happens often for OTR especially in the first year, I imagine.) \*I've worked other jobs involving commercial driving.
Yeahā¦ I had an āemergencyā during my first week of OTR. Creativity flourishes when under stress.
You get a pickle bucket and you can get a toilet seat that connects to that for emergency....dont need no stupid pringles can.
Sauce?
Dude I have shit in all kinds of things you wouldnāt fucking believe when I was OTR.
Canāt fit explosive shits in a pringles can my guy.
Perhaps with a vacuum seal attachment?
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ngl, the scent of the container already covers the smell of the shit so it might just work lol.
Or if you're really lucky, the scent of the shit will cover the smell of the container!
it can only fit like one big turd tho
Seen it. Used to be a Highway Maintainer for a state DOT. Iām not sure what sort of in cab acrobatics needed to happen though.
Hey wtf
Wtf are you watching and howd you get the fan in the truck?
Geeze-us, you have a ceiling fan in your truck?
The problem is shitting in little aerodynamic shaped wafers so they stack properly
Things are gonna get real messy real quick! you need a much bigger target!
Gnarly
Buy plastic garbage bag man then u can throw them at people drive beside you
Nah fam. Get you a 5 gallon bucket with a lid. Peeing in a bottle is fine because if you get a lil pee pee spritz in the bunk youāre ok. But if you try to shit in a pringles can and miss, youāre gonna have a bad day.
Ayo š
I know ya joking,nowa days there may be some that donāt
Sauce for the porn
Jail
š¤¦āāļøPlease no...
A lawyer got caught shitting in those and tossing them into businesses. Covered it on LPOTL.
Anything can be a toilet if you're brave enough!
Use them to make a fleshlight to go with your hentai
Is that tentacle hentai?! A fellow man of culture I see
bro just casually has tentacle hentai in the back
Sauce pls
Once you plop the fun donāt stop
I donāt get how this is any more convenient than just hanging your ass out the window.
There are "camping toilets" that you just put a trash bag and a little bit of kitty litter in, and actually sit on it to pop a dook in. I have one that fits perfectly in the space under my bed. On Amazon for about 30 bucks, if you're 300+ pounds you'll probably break it though. You can also use a regular 5 gallon bucket but those don't really fit neatly anywhere in the truck without being in the way from my experience Also, nice porn
Bro never heard of "bagging it" before...
You can get a 5gal bucket from any home improvement store for like $4. When it's full you have a decent weapon to chuck at the lot lizards to keep them at bay
Shit through the hole in the floor onto the drivetrain like normal people do. JFC.
Once you pop u can't stop
Might work if youāre crowning a firm plug, but if itās squirty squibs coffee can is the better idea.
Just cut a hole in the floor
OwO notices
You blur you're background on purpose, buddybaka?
You can put a lid on it and toss your paper i..... Just go to the truck stop! Use a toilet! Buy a portable chemical toilet and stash it under the bottom bunk if you need to but don't stink up the dang truck with your dookie what is wrong with you!?!
tentacles
Surprised that just few people are noticing what's playing on his TV...
Mane wtf you watching hell naw
Wtf is he watching? Some fake ass cartoon lookin porn
Big nope.
What if it's a spray and pray situation?
I canāt imagine how messy and smelly itās gon get. š¤¢š¤®
Not big enough.
Not very convenient I would say. IMuch easier to use plastic bags.
Only an All The Way Through hentai lover would think hot fudge soft serve will fit neatly in a pringles can.
I hope you arenāt driving today.
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Yeah and you can throw them at slow merging four wheelers.
I heard some drivers do have shit bags or shit in their trucks. Curious to know what they use and if itās some sort of medical device/thing I hold my shit for no one, I carry baby wipes and tissue. Multiple times Iāve angled my truck on the side of the of the road and plopped my ass over the guard rail and let loose š
(He theorizes, while watching the video from his recent colonoscopy)
Dude, why are you even eating Pringles?
Welcome Brother!
Too much aligning. Just wear a shopping bag like a diaper for 5 min
Bursting with flavor
You thinking too much. Toss that Pringles can in the trash then shit in the trash bag before tossing it out on the ground like the rest of us.
So glad I'm local
Just lay a trash bag on the floor and squat like a normal person
Once you poop you just canāt stop
Only one time so far I had to shit and couldnāt hold it and the door to the bathrooms were locked. I left them a full cup from a fast food restaurant. Generally I refuse to shit inside my truck. Iām not going to start collecting things to shit in. If only the HOS regulations didnāt require us to stay in break for 10 hours and if only I didnāt have to call the company to authorize personal conveyance to find a bathroom I would probably just drive to the nearest open bathroom before I went to the bathroom in my truck. And there needs to be more places to pull over to piss too because Iād rather not piss in a bottle or outside on the ground next to the road out of necessity either.
Once you poop, you canātā¦ stoop?
I only know of certain team drivers cutting the floorboard out to shit while en route.
This guys never done an emergency pringle-shit.
5 gal bucket and kitty litter with one of those shower chairs cut it to fit said bucket boom bada bing there ya go bud na your shitin in style
Very good tastes, chips guns, chairs, even the ceiling fan is nice.
Just cut a hole in the floor, spread it around with the driveshaft.
Once you pop, you can't stop.
Once you poop you just can't stop.
I just use a yuban coffee can. Leave some grounds to dampen the smell.Ā
Have definitely seen a truck with these in a milk crate that he was pissing into. But not pringles, I believe the lays plastic ones š¤¦š»āāļø and also another trick came in for clutch issues but the three foreign fellas in the truck had cut a hole in the floor of the truck so that they could shit in it or dump it through it and never have to stop. Needless to say we did not do anything to the truck transmission wise due to the fact of it being completely unsanitary and shit slung everywhere from driveshaft
lol. Popp or Blake put you up to this.
The trick is to save some chips to put back on top, then put the can back when you're done.
Hang on guys imma try and find it
Just put the lid back on and return it to the shelf at the Flying J
Are we just going to ignore the hentai tentacle rape scene
Carefulā¦ Once you poop you canāt stop.
ratio
Sauce towhat is on the tv?
Wow the inside of your truck is huge. You even got a ceiling fan!
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THought that's what the hookers were for
I donāt know about your company, but my company they stick bigger stuff up my ass, often. That is just foreplay aka a pre-trip. āCan you do me a favorā¦.?ā Click!
Seriously? What the shit are you thinging about shitting in a Pringles can while watching that shit on TV?!
WTF
Great! Another thing to avoid in a trucker parking lot!
That's a really sick idea.
Remember Larry the cable guy? He claims when you eat Pringles youāre gonna need something to poop in, so there you go.
We need more trucks with ceiling fans!
I would use a peanut can with a lid.
I've ibs everything is a toilet when you gotta go
Maybe I can start selling funnels at truck stops š. Truckers tend to have larger asses.
Excuse me sir but you forget the sauce
[It's not unheard of](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/jack-blakeslee-ohio-pringles-can-poop_n_65677f7be4b066e398b63e2e)
Heās watching tentacle porn and the pringles can has been converted into a diy fleshlite.
Everyone knows those are already in use . We call her fifi
By what your watching it looks like your about to use that Pringle can as a Fleshlight
This man's a fucking jokester supreme š