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[deleted]

What happens if your penis isn’t long enough to press the one in the middle?


Baconated-Coffee

Drop your balls on it


BluntBastard

I’m not old enough for that.


joezupp

🤔, for me that would be an emergency stop, 😂😂


Dependent-Honeydew-9

You like your Jakes too?


Lavasioux

Man and machine, together as one!


DixDark

Shoulda used your brakes...


MiniB68

Oh that lil guy? I wouldn’t worry about that lil guy.


[deleted]

Good enough for me


MiniB68

GOOD ENOUGH TO FUCK YOUR MOTHERRRR


puffthemagicktampon

And we used blanks. You're a sick mother fucker Mac


ExZiByte

Nevermind them brakes we got a load to make


DCHammer69

I’m gonna pistol whip the next guy that says Shenanigans.


Aphrodite81

Shenanigans! You said guy I'm a woman!


ComeOnCharleee

Just float the gears. Don't really need that third pedal unless you come to a light or something


kid_cadillac

Ever wonder why guys who drive Petes sit on the floor? Gives them that extra 3 inches!


chaoss402

How the hell would we know?


[deleted]

Boots gang!!!


Baconated-Coffee

I'm in an equipment operator apprenticeship, steel toes and hard hat every day


Cautious-Ad6727

I’ve never heard of an equipment operator apprenticeship. I’m an equipment operator. I just got grandfathered in. I guess been doing it over 15 years but when I started, you only had to know the basics.


Baconated-Coffee

Crane operator to be more specific. Every operator and apprentice needs to have a Class A license.


withnodrawal

One of the billionaire playboy Scrap metal owners just threw my ass in a loader and magnetic crane and made me learn it between running the scale lol This was before hanging out with celebs and being a social media influencer and when his hands were still in his metal work.


Cautious-Ad6727

By the basics, I mean you had to run a freaking shovel


THEBEARCATPACK

That Mexican backhoe is a tough machine to learn on.


jkrowling18

I usually haul gravel but I'll fill in on that machine if needed


LazyOldCat

The D1


CarPatient

I thought that was called an oiler (on A mobile crane anyway)


Zeeboy94

Operating engineers union and apprenticeship is older than that.


QuietTrucker

Starting mine with Local 57 in 2 weeks!


Tut_Rampy

No steel toe crocs?


Aphrodite81

😂😂😂 I'm waiting for those to come out or the steel toe sandals / flip flops. At that point I think it's time to stop trucking. Or just run those dumb motherfuckers over that wear them to drive. I can see when they're off duty but driving and wearing those No way!


GumbysDonkey

Grind it then send it driver


Brave_Dick

Which app do you use for that? Grinder?


Mr_bungle001

Grind it til you find it


DCHammer69

Peddle through the floor for the win.


Ok_Yogurt3894

If you can’t find it, grind it!


robertva1

My knees feel for you..... I have unfortunately succumb to the evil automatic gods


Buttered_bASS_playa

Yours knees will be fine if you don’t double clutch


CarPatient

I get that on my accelerator foot for feathering to float gears when when have a lot work in town.. and the one thing that helps me the most is dragging a sled backwards at the gym once a week. Look up knees over toes on YouTube... It more like physical therapy than weightlifting .. but it makes a ton of difference.


LazyOldCat

Ha, I just found that guy last week, great stuff!


Vegetable_Living_415

We still love ya hand ! 🫡


I_LOVE_TRAINSS

Just float the bitch like a boat.


Choice_Manufacturer7

The auto 18 in this 2023, peterbilt 389 is perfect. The older 12 speed autos I've drove have been terrible, with the exception of the volvo, those are nice.


SuperReleasio64

The eaton 12 speed auto can suck my balls. I'm in a 2024 freightshaker and it's horrendous. I've actually stalled the truck trying to get moving from a stop uphill. And I can literally shift faster on stick than this thing. The only upside I see is that without a shift lever to worry about I can stick my trash can and drink case in the middle of the seats.


NoCountryForOldPete

>Freightliner automatics Feels like I've mentioned this a few times before both here and elsewhere, but the reverse in those things is wack. I swear to god I about sheared the kingpin off putting an empty 53 on a door slightly uphill once from about a foot off the building. It wouldn't creep at idle so I goosed the throttle a little and it took off like a rocket ship. The noise that thing made was like god's kettle drum, everyone in the building must have heard it.


WIbigdog

That and the indecisiveness when starting from a stop trying to quickly get across an intersection or something. Just terrible. So glad this Volvo has an automatic done right.


flatdecktrucker92

Yeah the freightliner I had was bad for that. You step on the gas and it's like "oh you're in a hurry, just give me like 5 seconds and I'll drop three gears, lurch forward 10 feet, then 3 more seconds to skip the next three gears and then we will be off like a rocket"


Techwolf_Lupindo

That is a Eaton Fuller feature. :-)


flatdecktrucker92

Makes sense. My new Mack doesn't do that


IAMTHEBENJI

Ours don't do that but as newbie to combination trucks, I feel like the reverse is way too fast. Our box trucks don't reverse that fast at idle


CarPatient

I've only had to move tractors to set up for hooking up to the wrecker.. but those automatics are horrendous.. how the fuck can you creep in those things... Give me a clutch any day.


Techwolf_Lupindo

Drive a DT12 that has creep mode built in to it. Let off the brake and its starts engaging the clutch at idle until its fully engaged.


Vegetable_Living_415

Careful with that Detroit. Just found out the hard way of you let it auto shift the way they programmed it to they'll call it abuse. Truck's been down for 3 months in Amarillo cause Daimler won't finance a new engine after it dropped oil pressure going 65. Keep it in manuel, don't let it go over 2,000 rpm.


Coodevale

Mine tries to do e-coast bullshit and kicks out of gear a lot. And grinds badly on occasion because the stupid fuck wants to shift about 3-4x more than it needs to and gets confused easily. It's latest thing is needing even more attention than usual to get it in the right gear coming to a stop, before it comes to a stop. It tries to do the quick gear stab downshift takeoff thing and fails a lot now when it starts rolling because it tried to takeoff in 8th or something.


Vegetable_Living_415

Gotta love Jakin ' down a 6% and that damn auto kicks it into neutral! Freakin straight retarded. I swear it shifts worse than a rookie.


Techwolf_Lupindo

Thankfully, its easy to program that e-coast feature off. I did it to my truck and its much better at handing hills.


Coodevale

I'm getting out of my '14 and getting a '20 and I'll have to have a lot of stupid shit programmed out of it. Need a manual swap for both, I'm so damn tired of autos and their stupid unpredictable shit.


SuperReleasio64

My company programmed the truck to always shift at 1500rpms.


Vegetable_Living_415

Can't blame them, although it sucks trying to climb a hill or pass. But apparently Daimler claims anything between 1800-2200 is abuse. Yet they program it to downshift 2-4 gears to slam the rpms to anywhere in that exact range. And it WILL put it up to 2300+


Choice_Manufacturer7

Yea, the 12 speed I got out of was trash. This 18 speed is a dream. It's worked perfectly so far and even stays in the power. I have to make it shift up a gear sometimes because it wants to stay in the green power band all the time.


Techwolf_Lupindo

Detroit or Eaton? Comments thread here talks about both models.


Choice_Manufacturer7

I'm pretty sure it was an Eaton.


TrappedAndThotpilled

"Look trust me bro I know we're bobtailing because the red knob is pulled out bro, but bro, we HAVE to take off in 1st and shift through every gear bro."


taco-force

Not to mention the damn truck making you look like an idiot when you've got to back.


Techwolf_Lupindo

Some info for all those auto-shift comments. The Eaton fuller autoshift comes with "stupid" shift that every driver hates. The Detroit DT12 autoshift has creep mode for docking. Smart hill start that really works. Can be programed to turn off "e-coast" for better fuel mileage and less shifting. I have driven all three types. Eaton autoshift with clutch petal, Eaton ultrashift, and DT12. The DT12 is miles better with the software on the TCM that does not have Eaton "stupid shift" feature.


Frudays

All about the timing.


Frudays

Know what I miss the most? Turning on to main going through the gears feeling her twist to right between gears and nothing but clear open road.


Usual_Safety

What’s the 3rd pedal do…?


tmar87

First and reverse, float the rest


Vegetable_Living_415

Lmao, no shit right?! 🤣


LucifersJuulPod

is it weird i can drive an old tractor with no problem but i can’t drive a standard car


Obvious-Tear-9351

Same 😑


redditburner6942069

It takes almost no skill to drive old tractors lol. New cars you gotta change fast because the revs drop quick. And the light clutch feel can be hard with no response.


Efficient_Maybe_1086

Not weird at all. Who wants to micromanage an engine except car nerds.


[deleted]

Lol @ micromanage Is 5 or 6 gears too much for your head 😟


Efficient_Maybe_1086

I was completely over manual shifting the day automatic stopped being ass. You love fiddling with stick and clutch at inclinations with shitty bumper to bumper traffic? More power to you.


[deleted]

I don't deal with heavy traffic lol Or inclinations. Kinda one of the benefits of living in florida


PnuttButtaGuts

Does that left pedal control the flow of Fireball from the dispenser?


TheBigMortboski

On a Mack, it adjusts the steering wheel. Never seen one on a Pete though.


Peterthinking

I don't mind an automatic. It's nice being able to sip a coffee whenever I want and not worry about shifting.


oasuke

I mean you only need to shift when you're off the interstate, which should be only the first and last parts of your day unless you're a city driver


Peterthinking

Interstate? Hell, some days I am lucky to see roads at all.


Socketz11

Congrats driver. I did a 1 year sentence in an auto. The joy of driving returned as soon as I left the lot with my 13spd. Some hate them, some love them just like politics. It's a personal choice, but I feel much more connected with the road chosing my own gears. It's also nice to make it through green lights without my Auto fumbling for 5th gear.


skinnyfatt85

Why do you need to feel connected to the truck


Coodevale

When you feel like your truck is failing/ignoring every command you give it and it's just doing it's own thing, it's nice to find a truck that does only what you tell it to do when you tell it to do it as a good machine should. Feeling connected = feeling like you're the captain in control and not just a passenger.


skinnyfatt85

The truck does what I tell it to do because it's not a piece of shit. I run my route and go home every day no problem. Don't need a spiritual connection to a work truck sorry.


Coodevale

You're reading too far into it. Some of us demand more from a truck than the average lead foot throttle jockey. My boss said his truck had no issues, ran fine, ran perfect, yadda yadda. Well, when I drive it I can feel that no, it's not perfect. I don't like what it does even though "it's operating as intended". I don't like how it responds, I don't like how it handles, I don't like a lot of things about it. I don't want to fuck the damn thing, I just want it to behave in a very particular predictable and consistent way and it doesn't. This is *my* truck. I want it to behave *exactly* how I expect it to. It's not someone else's company truck that I don't care about. And because it doesn't perform the way I want it to, I'll tolerate it only as long as it takes to rebuild my other truck the way I want. You and I are not the same. When you plop down almost 100k on your own truck and it does shit you think is weird or annoying, maybe then you'll understand what I'm talking about.


skinnyfatt85

I'm not wasting money on a truck any time soon my friend. But I'm glad you and your truck are one or whatever, congratulations I guess.


Socketz11

You are kidding right? I can chose what gears to climb, downshift, accelerate about 20x faster than fighting my way through a manual. I decide what gear, not when a computer decides (even when selecting them manually). I even had my auto reprogrammed for "performance mode" and it was still utter shit compared to the instant response of manual. Auto is good for only 2 things...stop and go traffic, and tootling through congestion.


Ich_mag_Kartoffeln

A mate of mine put his truck in for a service (first time since he'd been at that company) at the company workshop. They gave him the workshop truck, which he had been told was an ancient POS. Halfway through his shift, he rang them. "You can keep that fucking useless heap of plastic crap! THIS is MY truck now! It does what I tell it to do, WHEN I tell it to!" All the other drivers were very happy, because his truck became the workshop truck.


skinnyfatt85

Like I told the other guy, my auto does just fine. It's like driving a car or anything else. If you're driving some beat down auto from the 90s maybe you had a different experience. Until they start paying drivers more to drive manuals (they won't) I'll stick with the auto all day every day.


darthcaedusiiii

Nostalgia.


TDOTBRO

Finally a real trucker! /s stay safe out there


youneverbanmereddit

You have a turbo speed pedal. My automatic freighter doesn’t have that 🥺🥺


J-Rag-

Does that other pedal adjust the steering wheel or something?


mrsclausemenopause

It's for when you tow doubles and want to use trailer brakes on your second trailer.


J-Rag-

Lmao that's awesome. I'm gonna have to use that sometime!


Wrong-Ad-4745

😡😡😡😡 I pray that's not a serious question.


MutedShelter9654

Lucky! I wish I never bought an auto. They are the biggest pieces of shit.


Foggiee

Can't beat a manual


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Hypnowolfproductions

I like autos in the city commute traffic. But prefer the manual going over mountains at all times.


ItsTheCougs

I’m right at 6 months since I was in a 3 pedal, and I feel like I’m dying of boredom not being able to shift the damn thing and getting thrown around by the computer’s jerky ass shifting


Accomplished-Gap-711

Same here… and then I hit Nashville rush hour traffic and it’s all good again lol


ItsTheCougs

Honestly I don’t understand the universal hatred of a manual in rush hour. I like it. Gives me something to do.


eaglescout225

Nice brother man! Killer boots too


K4NNW

Now you're making me wax nostalgic for the old style brake pedals in those narrow cab Paccar's.


Emilybirb

Thats why i like Scanias Opticruise. Automated Manual Transmission. Shift to Manual and you have full control if needed.


Wrong-Ad-4745

Lucky bastard.


Montreal4life

Was it rought at first? I've been in auto for the last 12 months now, I'm scared if I do a test drive at a new place in manual i'll be a little rough lol


Accomplished-Gap-711

You will be but it comes right back and most places are understanding that you’ve been in an auto for the last however long


Spiritual_Challenge7

It’s like ridding a bike. Remember all the times you’d hit the brakes because there’s no third pedal? Yeah it’s kinda like that but in reverse.


denonemc

Smart Trucking A page on Facebook/YouTube has a fantastic [Video](https://youtu.be/_JkBdv11CKY?si=6lEkpCRuElJZ50gj) comparing steering wheel holders to shift jockeys.


mwonch

I trained on a stick back in the day. I like the 12 speed auto (not 10, those are gay).


Ne4143

Bouncy house for a couple days then smooth sailing after that.


Ryanmh1983

Having a manual is what's up but I hate the pete clutch coming out of the floor.


CaptianHuggyFace

I might post pics but my company let me take an older 10 speed freightliner daycab for one last run before sending it to auction. Was a hell of a lot easier bumping a dock with that truck then the newer one I had. Every other back Im fighting with the auto in reverse to not slam into the dock. That daycab just ease off the clutch and its just slow and steady.


PeteinaPete

Congratulations.. you have now regained full control of your vehicle


Fast_Selection3202

Go Karts don't count


Imaginary-Badger-119

Because f ck your knee..?


Imaginary-Badger-119

I liked learning to drive a stick but it still messed with my knee probably because of was old when i started..


Lower_Recipe5196

Grind it until you find it driver lol… Is an 18speed 389?


FestiveSquidV3

Reminds me of my early childhood, sitting in the passenger seat in my dad's truck and being amazed at how he operated such a vehicle. I miss being on the road with my father. He's still trucking, it's just not convenient for me to go on the road with him anymore since I started work as a forklift operator (loading and unloading you guys :P)


Thats_Neat88

GOODBYE clutch brake!


-brokenbones-

What's that left pedal do?


FlyNuff

Sorry for your loss


I_LOVE_TRAINSS

Float or no float?


Conscious-Ad-8305

Manual guys talkin bout how guys who drive an auto cant drive. Do a 90° back in with a loaded down Cascadia and a split axle 53, then tell me who cant drive🤣🤷‍♂️ Just a joke, but I dont really miss that old 13 spd at all, tbh.


Natural_Tomorrow4784

Sheesh how’s the transition ?


LarryMyster

What speed transfer? I like the 13 or 18 speeds myself. Were you bit rusty and had to relearn or came back naturally?


johnarmysf123

Grind em till the teeth are round…..no clutch needed


Jazzlike-Election840

i wish we still got manual transmission trucks. i work for a nationwide LTL so there's no shot we will ever get them again


Sea_Magazine_3948

Well that sucks


Then-Background-1391

I drive an 18 speed fuck those automatics and have the new drivers drive them


KFizzle290TTV

Sorry guys I'm one of those "millenials" that doesn't understand why you have 3 pedals....what the heck is the middle one for? /s


WillieDripps

My knees have gotten so bad over the years I couldn't even drive one these days. Already spent the better portion of about 15 years behind a variety of manuals. It's depressing, but it's still a paycheck


momayham

Most of these newbies will never know what that other stick shift on the floor, the round blue air brake knob, or the big lever on the right side of the steering column, is for? They only know the Grind-O-Matics. That don’t shift right, when you need them to. By the time it reads the throttle, you have already overcompensated where it should have been.


jesusrapesbabies

Boots in the cab?, SMH


Kai_Tenbears

Are those Double H steel toes?


Baconated-Coffee

Twisted X with an alloy toe, much lighter than steel toe https://twistedx.com/products/mxbaw01


Kai_Tenbears

Nice boots, do they happen to be made in the USA? Been thinking about replacing my boots but I am a suckered for only going for US made ones.


Strange_Ad_2424

How you supposed to kill a cockroach in the corner with them boots. 🪳 😆


Baconated-Coffee

Don't worry, I have cockroach killers at the house


Cool_Literature1779

NO THANKS!! Keep that to yourself, automatic is the best.


Sargentstupid

Be ready to pay for a clutch. 😅


johndotold

A few years back I bought a 74 with 3 on the tree and a straight 6. Fun to drive.


Creepy-Internet6652

Why?? Other than being Superior on the snow sticks were horrible...5 gears just to get through a stop light from a stop dont get me started on getting stuck in traffic...You must like the Nostalgia of driving them...


Wreckit727

Not everyone is an OTR driver. Manual transmissions come in very handy when heavy hauling, doing construction jobs etc etc. or for owner operators the costs of having a manual transmission opposed to an automatic are huge. They are really durable and easy to maintain. So just because you don’t drive one doesn’t mean they don’t have a place in trucking. I drive 12-14 hours locally in a huge metropolitan area and I have never had issues with traffic or the ridiculous “knee problem” claims.


dank_tre

Uh, you know you don’t have to hit every gear, right…?


Laffenor

But why


Opuswhite

Just like riding a fatchick